Monday, January 13, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 30

Previously, on MinerBumping... For months, aiva naali agitated in favor of a war against Pandemic Horde. After rising through the ranks of the Imperium, he found himself in a position to realize his dream: aiva prepared to lead a fleet into Pandemic Horde territory.


Although local indicated that only one other person was in the system with aiva, he was confident that a fleet of 200 cloaked Imperium ships was ready to support him. With a single jump into Geminate, the Rubicon would be crossed and the battle would be joined.


As his moment of triumph approached, fate threw aiva a curveball: A diplomatic breakthrough. Blast!


Despite The Mittani's years of command experience, aiva knew that the halt order was a mistake. Sometimes troops on the ground have a better sense of the battlefield.


aiva wrote an urgent missive to the two highest-ranking members of the Imperium that he could think of. Keeping his emotions in check, aiva spoke only of strategy.


Just in case James 315 and The Mittani did choose to settle things through diplomacy, aiva wanted some input on the terms of Pandemic Horde's surrender. He envisioned a Carthaginian peace, with Pandemic Horde forced to disband entirely.


Minutes passed with no word from The Mittani or James 315. Time was slipping away; Pandemic Horde could very well have been fortifying its defenses in the target system of R1O-GN. And aiva was ever-conscious of the 200 war-hungry Imperium pilots at his back.


Since his titan and Nyx were still being constructed, aiva was leading the fleet in a Rodiva cruiser. He scouted the area while waiting for word from the Imperium's leaders--or anyone, for that matter.


aiva was convinced that time was running out, but he couldn't get anyone on comms. The operation was too important to be postponed. Finally, he made a fateful decision: He would lead his great fleet into battle--even against The Mittani's direct orders. aiva held his breath. Then he jumped.


aiva got solo killed by a random dude in Pandemic Horde.


The war was cancelled.


How did aiva's carefully crafted plan fail? aiva's trusted lieutenants searched for an answer. They found one.


aiva's dolphin flag had been the missing ingredient. No wonder they'd lost.

To be continued...

33 comments:

  1. It was the lack of flag that prevented the 200+ ships from uncloaking in broken Local!

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    1. I'm gonna sell this guy a

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  2. when pandemic horde finally makes their humiliating retreat to highsec, they will be allowed ONE tayra to hold their last remaining possessions, and they will be grateful for that generosity

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  3. AND NO SKILL INJECTORS

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    1. I think it's called william greer's disease.

      Cause: too few branches on his family tree.
      Prognosis: 100% treatable with Void S.
      Duration of treatment: until they stop doing stupid things.

      Hey, it's Natural Selection! And you can't fight nature.

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    2. if natural selection was really working I'm definitely the bottom of the list unlike you

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    3. Lol, made williepedo post the "i know you are but what am i" defense.

      Idiot. Where's that 200 posts a day you useless shitter?

      At least tell us the google police are in route! What!? No google police!?! Well, you truly are an impotent shitter

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    4. where do you see this Defense? I'm just here enjoying the content and replying to useless anons

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  5. SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

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  6. PANDEMIUS DELENDA EST!

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  7. This started the biggest flow of rage and tears and vaginal salt since foxbolt pulled his "mission statement" from YouTube.

    http://www.minerbumping.com/2019/08/williams-rage-part-1.html?m=1


    I bet you see him on 'to catch a predator' soon.

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    1. damn son this is one hell of a fantasy world you live in there clyde

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    2. Well willie, what abiut those 200 posts a day? At one time you even threatened to buy this site?

      You are too stupid to be unsupervised.

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  8. Where is that spergy retard and his fail spam? Oh noes! Did someone get a visit from Health and Human Services?

    Well hell, he's probably better off with supervision. Even if they are all his cousins.

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    1. nope been just sitting here chillin playing Conan and grinding for my Puerto Rico on world of warships and watching hulu just the normal since you guys got boring XD

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    2. I think when they said " play wow" it was not world of warships friend.

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    3. eh world of warships is just one of the many games I play.

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    4. and to be honest the Puerto Rico sucks. it's just an Alaska with shittier main batteries. If you play don't waste your time on the PR just get the Alaska and save yourself some headache

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    5. He sounds like a wow shitter.

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    6. He has no job, no education, no prospects, and no humility.

      Willie the pedo is a real winner...

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    7. damn you like talking about me don't you wait should I be concerned with you turning into a stalker?

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  9. damn you anon's are like stuck on repeat XD

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    1. Here you are, posting defense tears. Talk about stuck on repeat, have you glanced back at all your posts?

      You don't belong here, or in EVE. You are nothing more than a racist, child molesting, shit talking redneck. Uneducated, and it shows every time you open your cocksheath (mouth) and sperg out.

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    2. eh well your stuck with me now clyde

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  10. lol, iam actually part of ph and this is just glorious.^^
    i will buy 100m³ of that 1 tayra to safe my most important stuff :D

    How do you find guys like that and Where do you get the stamina to do something like this?

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    1. Booze.
      Gallons and gallons of booze.

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    2. Where's that 200 posts a day, pedo?
      No google police either?

      Well aren't you just special

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    3. damn anon I don't know what comes out your mouth more? my name or lame ass insults XD

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    4. That's your trans cousin/wife's cock coming out of your mouth, sicko.

      You will never belong, you can't spend enough isk to wash away your sins. Metaphorically, don't get all upset about "christians" like last time, you fag.

      Lillie Lowrent has her fatass tranny cok down your throat! Oh man, trailer dwellers are the lowest, you mudderphukers need jesus! coonass trailer dwelling swamprats. Drain the swamp!

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  11. holy hell man https://zkillboard.com/kill/80951962/

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