Monday, January 27, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 34

Previously, on MinerBumping... After sufficient sleep, aiva naali recovered from the soul-draining process of drawing dolphins on a piece of notebook paper. Ready to lead an Imperium fleet in person once more, aiva planned to join the Goons in an official capacity.


Yet again, aiva's attempt to join Goonswarm Federation hit a snag. He couldn't beef up his résumé by writing about his time as the Imperium's master strategist. It was too secret.


His plan to join the Goons having been foiled, aiva reflected upon his career as a theorycrafter.


aiva was never satisfied to rest on his laurels. He always had a new superweapon in development.


And luckily for aiva, he had an energetic crew ready to put his ideas into practice.


Last time, aiva's attack had failed due to Pandemic Horde's last-second diplomatic maneuvering and aiva's lack of a dolphin flag. No matter. His fleet would be even more powerful this time.


In the past, aiva's attack fleets tended to consist of Rorquals and freighters. But these days, he leaned more toward combat ships. His strategies were constantly evolving.


aiva was tired of swatting flies. Pandemic Horde's continued existence annoyed him. It was time to finish the job.


aiva wasn't all business, though. In a lighthearted moment, he shared unverifiable stories about his previous adventures in Pandemic Horde territory.


aiva's colleagues served as his muses. The most casual remark could spark a blazing fire of brilliance. That's how aiva's mind worked.


aiva's recent experiments with flags, battle cries, and speeches had helped him develop his artistic side. He had a new title: The Imperium's Chief of Choreography.


Of course, EVE is not some Broadway musical. One does not win battles by singing or through the synchronized snapping of fingers.


...In EVE, people win battles by knitting together fleet comps like the "scarf".

Unless, of course, Pandemic Horde had a scarf of their own.

To be continued...

36 comments:

  1. Jeezus H christ! Can that carebear not hear himself? 2.5D space?

    Get the fuck out

    I wonder if he lives in a trailer park down by the highway in pearl river also. Seems like the place for his kind...

    Say lol again!

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    1. you know they make a medication for your condition just saying

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    2. I snap my fingers, williethepedo posts tears and ignorance.

      Where's the google police, william greer from the pearl river trailer park?

      So you were just full of shit. A useless shitter.
      That's all we expected from an uneducated cousin lover.

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    3. Too bad there's no medication for retards like willie, you just can't fix stupid.

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  2. I kant weiate intil I can fly carroirs!!!
    Or lurn 2 Einglesh.

    No shitter left behind huh? How that working out for us? Late term abortions should ALWAYS be legal and encouraged, in ghettos, shithole countries, and trailer parks in Pearl River.

    Always!

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    1. And you should get an education, leave the trailer park, stop with the stolen valor, and quit like shardani.

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  3. everyone else is playing 2.5D EVE, but he is playing in full 3D

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  4. I think he isn't paying enough for being featured here.

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  5. "EVE is not some Broadway musical. One does not win battles by singing or through the synchronized snapping of fingers."

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    1. chief of choreography is that some sort of position that graphs chores?

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    2. Why you stop saying 'lol' and 'roflmao' willie?

      I know why.

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    3. because the comment didn't require it maybe

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  7. The scarf technique, I wonder if it will be as effective as the scissor technique. I mean, if great minds think alike maybe yarrrtards do too.

    Yarrrtards should be self explanatory, unless you live in a trailer park in pearl river maybe

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    1. Calm down huh? Who was the shitter spamming the comments section with copypasta while threatening to call the google police? Now there's a shitter that needs to calm down, or quit like shardani.

      EVE's not for everyone willie. There is no shame in quitting.

      Only trailerpark shitters like you could be that hypocritical, and uneducated.

      Try again williethepedo. And stop piddling your kids you nasty coonass welfare recipient.

      The best you got will never be good enough. And you will post here until I think you have had enough

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    2. yeah ok man you sure are Narcissist aren't you? kind of a god complex?

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    3. Lol made you post ignorance, you have no idea what any of that may mean. Did you even finish highschool out there in whatever shithole coonass trailer park you live in?

      I don't understand how someone like you makes it day to day without adult supervision.

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  8. SCRAF! SARCF! SRACF! SACRF! SRCAF!

    wut? He'll know what I'm sayin

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    1. you trying to use that there black magic or something anon?

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    2. You too stupid to see scarf spelled wrong and associate it with that shitter.

      You are a lot alike, is he your brother/father/uncle. We know how you useless trailerpark shitters like to inbreed.

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    1. agreed he's starting to be incoherent

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    2. Where's all the copypasta rage willie? Did lillie lowrent tell you to knock it off? Is she tired of your little willie not doing the job?

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  10. It's so fun to have to have a miner burping one after each an every thought an Agent shares. I'd offer him a free mining permit if he followed us everywhere to output something short and uninteresting every time one of us speaks. He could be our very own collective mindless echo!

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    1. Or you could gank pedogreer's stream and he will spout mindless crap for months for free.

      IN FACT, shittergreer will buy permits and shares! He will pay you to make him squeal. Don't believe me? Just scroll back through the shareholders... he tried to buy forgiveness, like a catholic trying to buy his way into heaven. Trailer park life must suck balls. Big fatass transgender lillie lowrent cousin/wife balls.

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    2. hey anon your insults are old bro come up with some new stuff

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    3. So old you had to cry about it. How much did you pay again? And you're still just a highsec shitter. What a loser.

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  11. Hey willie, now how do you feel about all that rage spam? You remember, all those salty tears you spammed in the comments section of this blog.

    Did it make you smarter? Did it make anyone else think you were not a fool? Did it fix youe issues, friend?

    Did it make you feel like any less of a loser?

    That's all rhetorical, we all know the answers. You can't change, if you could you wouldn't be where you are now.

    You spammed this blog and it's readers with weeks of tears, then you think it's all good because you got tired and gave up? Carebears don't dictate the engagement, miner.

    You say you won't leave?

    More like we won't LET you leave. You will be required to respond to our posts about you until we decide you can leave. We own your william-greer-pearl-river-trailer-dwelling-ass, and there is nothing you can do about it. If we post about you, you have to respond.

    Even the google police are laughing at you.

    If you ever do decide to better yourself, learn the meaning of "humility", miner scum.

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    1. gee not even a reach around man the Narcissistic sociopathy is in full force here at minerbumping

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  12. The reason he got kicked out of the military ("retired") is because he was caught molesting some kids at a halfway house type shelter that the base was running in town for the locals.
    Its fact, if you know where to look you can confirm for yourself.

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    1. you got proof anon? come on post this illustrious proof yo! otherwise it's all empty like your insults

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    2. Why did you respond willie? Touched a nerve did he?

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  13. فنحن نقوم بكافة أعمال التنظيف للشقق والفلل والقصور نعمل على تنظيف كافة المنزل بداية من الأرضيات سواء كانت بلاط أو سراميك أو رخام و أيضا نقوم بتنظيف فرش الأرضيات سواء موكيت أو سجاد بأكثر من طريقة سواء باستخدام البخار أو بجهاز الرغوة الالية أو باستخدام الفرشاة الاليه. كما نقوم بتنظيف الأثاث بأجود المواد التي لا تؤثر على درجة الالوان أو حالة الأخشاب كما نقوم بتلميع الزجاج ممها بلغ ارتفاعة.

    شركة غسيل موكيت بابها
    شركة عزل خزانات بابها
    شركة تنظيف خزانات المياه بابها
    شركة تنظيف كنب بابها
    شركة رش مبيدات بابها
    شركة رش مبيدات بابها
    شركة مكافحة الحشرات بابها

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