Saturday, January 4, 2020

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #200

Can you believe it? Two hundred editions of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag. How does a tradition--an institution--like this keep going, even after all these years?


...The Grab Bags keep filling with tears because the bot-aspirant miners won't stop crying.


In short, greedy carebears like kiralex gnahc are the reason that we have hundreds of Grab Bags. And you know what? We're only getting warmed up.


kiralex lost a Venture, in case you were curious.


Broxcigar Saurfang threatened to re-quit EVE because he was ganked. I wonder what sort of player we'd lose, if Broxcigar indeed carried out his threat to leave the game.


Frankly, I think EVE will be okay without him.


"Don't talk about the Code," says the Anti-Ganker. "Don't give them the attention they crave, or else they'll keep ganking." And so the carebears don't warn each other. Poor miners like Zion Rothschild are left in ignorance, and they're surprised when they get ganked.


If only Zion had been warned.


Then again, maybe he would've reacted badly to the warning.


I wonder how surprised this guy was not to be reimbursed?


Protip: If you want reimbursement, you're gonna have to do a lot better than "neutral".


It's no surprise to anyone with an understanding of the EVE community that the most productive, well-adjusted citizens are to be found among the New Order. I'd be wary of anyone who hangs out in the Mining channel, though.

Speaking of which, let's pay the Mining channel a visit:


We've seen time and time again that the miners are very quick to blame their own Code violations on their young children.


A five year-old child is probably more trustworthy and reliable than your average highsec miner.


Those who enforce the Code are full of power and might. And highsec is fortunate to be ruled by them.

73 comments:

  1. Those miners should have DFACS called on them for making their kids mine. Child abuse.

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    1. Willie the pedo made his son gay by making him mine at a young age, well that, and the whole molestation thing.

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    2. Lol, william tear would rather screw his children than his big fat redheaded cousin/wife!

      Delete
    3. man oh man the reaching is really Real XD look at those attempts bob!

      Delete
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    9. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
    10. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  2. Holy crap! Who would have thought that ganking carebears could produce so many Grab Bags?

    Honestly? Anyone that's ever ganked a highsec shitter!

    Always!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
    2. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
    3. Still not 200, you inbred, slack jaw, tobacco spitting redneck.

      Delete
  3. Do you still go to raves?
    Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
    Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
    Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
    Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
    Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
    Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
    Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
    Or do you own a record by Stryper?
    Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
    Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
    Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
    Are you deaf?
    Well if you are you can't hear me
    But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
    Broken even if I spoke clearly
    You're still not able to hear me
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
    Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
    When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
    Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
    Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
    Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
    Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
    Does she look pregnant although she's not?
    Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
    Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
    Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
    Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
    Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
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    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    So take your life instead of taking it for granted
    I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind and let me reverse
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    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
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    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    1. Why you talking suicide? Don't do it, get help please.

      Delete
    2. Someone should contact Willie's local authorities and ask them to do a welfare check on that shitter.

      He may have AN QUIT like his AN HERO shardani!

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    3. damn have you guys no taste in music??

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  4. Do you still go to raves?
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    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
    Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
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    Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
    Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
    Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
    Life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    So take your life instead of taking it for granted
    I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind and let me reverse
    Backwards like Judas Priest first did
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    1. He never was in the military. It's all stolen valor.

      He even had the nerve to ask to be grand marshal at the "Raceland KKK Memorial day parade and redneck pride celebration", but he lost out to one of his cousins. His consolation prize was that he got to marry that fatass lillie lowrent cousin of his. That's why she's now a cousin/wife.

      That shitter has a lot of gall to think his uneducated self could hang with real PVPers in EVE of all games.

      Got so mad he exposed himself and his cousin/wife to well deserved ridicule from the rest of the EVE community, and the general population of Louisiana for that matter. Hell, he's even an embarrassment to other coonasses! In fact, they won't claim him, said their people quit with the cousin fukin 150 years ago. It's pretty bad when a no-shit coonass calls you a heathen.

      Maybe williethepedo will find help soon. Before they have to cut the end off his trailer home to forklift his giant cousin/wife to her diabetes treatments!

      He's a real winner, that williethepedo

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    1. Wrong, still not 200.

      What does your cousin/wife lilly lowrent think about you dragging her fat ass into this?

      Delete
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    3. I don't know why not post some of her info on here I mean you guys are the one's actually digging for info hell post some of her's.


      what you afraid of? oh that maliciously posting someone's private information is a crime?

      here let me educate you

      When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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  6. "A five year-old child is probably more trustworthy and reliable than your average highsec miner."

    Actually, as Scott Manley proved, the average 5 year old girl is able to KILL the average hisec miner.

    Imagine being so shit a 5 year old is able to whack you.

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    1. Immagine being willie and waking up next to his fatass, redheaded, cousin/wife Lillie Lowrent every morning? Well, every morning that willie doesn't spend in pedo jail.

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    2. When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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    3. hey imagine breaking the terms of service for blogger holy shit

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  7. I snap my fingers and williegreer the incestuous pedophile posts waves of ragey tears.

    I own that child molesting redneck!

    Always!

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    1. When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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    2. well I do tend tyo have a soft spot for beeches XD

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    3. You will never get this site, or any other shut down.

      You and your fatass cousin/wife Lillie Lowrent can cry and complain all you want, but you brought it all on yourselves

      All.you have done is painted a buge target on william rageclaws back.

      Be seeing you soon, in game of course. :)

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  8. Still not 200 comments, for the third day in a row. That william greer shitter should have finished school, and not gotten his fat cousin Lillie pregnant.

    But what do you expect from an uneducated child-molesting racist redneck?

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    1. You mean Lillie Lowrent the "maryK beauty consultant?" Holy shit, talk about lipstick and pigs!

      Delete
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    3. you guys finally gave me enough to comaplain to google and blogger WOOO great job! i'm proud of you! you hung yourself

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    4. hey look at that is that information I did not provide which mean your actualy digging for information of an individual who has no connection what so ever to here or eve online and you're posting it maliciously XO what is this world coming too. Woopsie on your part

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    5. Well do something about it. Did your fatass cousin/wife complain too? Are you gonna get banned for dragging her into it?

      Let us know when google tells.you fukoff! ahahahaha

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  9. Hooray for the 200th miner grab bag! The miners seem considerably less uppity than they once were. Certainly another decade of sustained ganking can only improve the situation further.

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    1. Never not shoot miners!

      That's miner with an E!

      Did you notice willie has started posting about "blow your brains out". He may be making like shardani soon, and quitting.

      Maybe he needs some help from the local charities, was there not an ingame channel for that? Broadcastyourcryforattention or something like that?

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    2. hey Anon are you actually making fun of broadcast for reps? you sick individual Suiside is not a joke but it can make for interesting song lryics though

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  10. After looking at the timestamps from the 30th-2,
    this greer miner spent new years eve, new years day and the day after losing his shit in the comments section.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    what a no life loser.

    Go get a tattoo Greer that prints " property of the New Order "

    O man i am crying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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    1. Just imagine the rage it takes to try spamming the MB comments section. It's all spam and sperg anyway! I mean, what's he proving, that he's madder than the last retard that got blapped while doing stupid shit? Well, he does seem mad XD!

      That poor dumb shitter, sometimes I kinda feel sorry for people like that, then I remember Natural Selection and realize he deserves everything he gets. It's nature's way of telling him he don't belong. You can't fight Natural Selection...

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    2. @Karma LOL. Our relevance has increased.

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    3. When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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  11. My name is William Greer and I got real triggered, I watched Alt 00 as she wrecked the other miners. I thought I could do better but I still got ganked, again and again, so I gave a bunch of isk to CODE and they ganked me yet again, I don't know what I did wrong but I fucked up so bad, I spammed their forum and they remembered my name, William Greer, yes, I got ganked again, then they took me to nullsec and laughed at me, made fun of me right in front of my friends, so I planned my revenge and spammed their forum, oh, but they are all still laughing at me.

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    1. When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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    2. You literally started this you stupid fuck.

      Nothing you can do. You are impotent to stop us from laugt at you specifically.

      I may not post "200 comments a day", but I will for sure, at least once a day, call you out for being an ignorant, uneducated, stolen valor, cousin fucking, william greer. Right here in these comments.

      Every day.

      Always! ;)

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  12. My name is William Greer, and I talk a lot of shit, I think it makes me look super duper tough, I served in the Army and fired a big ol missile, and I did real good in the training exercise, oh, I'm a big guy and throw my weight around, these little CODE fuckers don't mean shit to me, they ganked me and they ganked me and I want my revenge, so I spam their forum and they can't stop me, but sometimes I wish I had better people skills.

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    1. He never was in the military. It's all stolen valor.

      He even had the nerve to ask to be grand marshal at the "Raceland KKK Memorial day parade and redneck pride celebration", but he lost out to one of his cousins. His consolation prize was that he got to marry that fatass lillie lowrent cousin of his. That's why she's now a cousin/wife.

      That shitter has a lot of gall to think his uneducated self could hang with real PVPers in EVE of all games.

      Got so mad he exposed himself and his cousin/wife to well deserved ridicule from the rest of the EVE community, and the general population of Louisiana for that matter. Hell, he's even an embarrassment to other coonasses! In fact, they won't claim him, said their people quit with the cousin fukin 150 years ago. It's pretty bad when a no-shit coonass calls you a heathen.

      Maybe williethepedo will find help soon. Before they have to cut the end off his trailer home to forklift his giant cousin/wife to her diabetes treatments!

      He's a real winner, that williethepedo

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    2. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

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  13. That miner's spam makes me laugh. He so mad. Maybe he will find some help, or at least have someone check in on him from time to time.

    I feel sad for the cousin/wife. That parody site you guys linked in mb chat about him and the redhead was hilarious. I am still laughing! Her big butt trying to hide behind that tree is the lulz. Are those pics really them? I didn't know if he was really that oblivious or what.

    This site always has the best tears, in the articles AND the comments. That's some next level miner trolling shit. Just think about how mad william is right now! So much lol.

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    1. When you publish information about someone without permission, you potentially expose yourself to legal liability even if your portrayal is factually accurate. Most states have laws limiting your ability to publish private facts about someone and recognizing an individual's right to stop you from using his or her name, likeness, and other personal attributes for certain exploitative purposes, such as for advertising goods or services. These laws originally sprang from a policy objective of protecting personal privacy; the aim was to safeguard individuals from embarrassing disclosures about their private lives and from uses of their identities that are hurtful or disruptive of their lives. Over time, the law developed and also recognized the importance of protecting the commercial value of a person's identity -- namely, the ability to profit from authorizing others to use one's name, photograph, or other personal attributes in a commercial setting.
      Specifically, there are two types of legal claims that relate to unauthorized publication of personal and private information:

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    2. Lol you don't even understand your own copypasta! There's nothing you can do, you useless, ignorant, cousin fucking redneck.

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    3. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

      Delete
  14. you guys should really read the tos of some sites and stuffs

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    1. Impotent threats from a raging faggot

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    2. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

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  15. see here's the difference I gave you guys information like my current town of residence and my name but that's all I remember giving you. you guys did a bang up job on phishing for information from other places like my website I mean how else would you have gotten my phone number and stuff and my cousin's name? gee I wonder. hey you guys start phishing facebook yet?

    go ahead like I said keep tightening that noose

    see there is a definitive difference to what I'm doing and what your doing.


    know what they are?

    do you know the difference?

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    1. Lol you loser

      Delete
    2. it's You're XD

      One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

      Delete
    3. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

      Delete
  16. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

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  17. Worse than piss.

    Writing that one down.

    ReplyDelete

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