Thursday, January 30, 2020

The Genesis of Compliance, Part 6

Previously, on MinerBumping... William Rageclaw lost his Orca. But more importantly, he lost his voice. After being muted in the MinerBumping channel, William sought the identity of the operator who had silenced him. Agent Alt 00 had the information and was willing to sell it.


William's curiosity could not be denied. He decided to purchase Alt 00's intel for 63 million isk.


Alt 00 made her final preparations to join William's TeamSpeak server and deliver the information. There remained one loose end to tie up, though.


Earlier, a stranger in William's in-game channel had accused our Agent of extortion. That issue needed to be resolved before things could move forward on the intel front.


The stranger maintained his silence. Alt 00 made it clear that he would need to speak up. This was no time for games.


At last, billslowski002 Shikkoken chimed in. But it did not appear that he was in a cooperative mood.


billslowski002's accusation of extortion was absurd and outrageous. Naturally, he was instructed to pay up or else.


William could have smoothed things over by siding with Alt 00. After all, she had vital intel. But William went in the other direction.


The deal, having been so close to consummation, was now in jeopardy. It was a major setback for William.


Thanks to billslowski002's ill-considered comments, the situation now had all the makings of a diplomatic brouhaha.


Both sides dug in for a fight. Alt 00's leverage was that she already had William's money. William's leverage was less clear.


William and Alt 00 each viewed the other as holding the key to a happy resolution. Who would budge first?


...Or would neither side give an inch--thereby risking a catastrophe?

To be continued...

57 comments:

  1. "catigory of dishonor"

    Oh I get it now, he's actually a retard, as in 'mentally retarded in comparison to the development of his peers'. Even if he spelled it right, or it was just a typo, who talks like that?

    A retard, that's who. Trailer trash retards don't belong in polite society.

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    1. man the same anon spammed the comments about me hmmmm i'd say your triggered

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  2. Jeezus, how big a retard does billyboy have to be, to "follow battle squirrel on his many' blah blah blah blah.

    That trailer trash surrounds himself with even more retards.

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  3. Did you know that the "mobile home" is named after Mobile Alabama, the place they were invented after WWII, and not because they are "mobile", or mounted on wheels.

    Also known as "Cracker Boxes", they resembled the shape of sheet metal 'Saltines' boxes of the time. Well that, and because they are metal boxes full of uneducated rednecks. Get it?!? 'Cracker' Box

    The shitter lives in a literal cracker box.

    He a cracka, ina box ;)

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  4. I propose that Willie G is in fact not incestual trailer trash from pearl river but autistic incestual trailer trash from pearl river.
    He displays many of the behaviors consistent with autism spectrum disorder:

    Learning disabilities-He has lost several mining ships by now and yet he has not learned to follow the Code

    Not Engaging in Play With Peers-Willie is a solitary and antisocial miner

    Self-Abusive Behaviors-Caught engaging in bot aspirancy multiple times

    Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
    Using Odd Words or Phrases
    Repeating Words or Phrases
    Problems With Two-Way Conversation
    Preoccupation With Specific Topics

    All of the above should be self evident to anyone who has read his comment sperg. We need better mental health services to keep people like Willie locked up where they belong. That or euthanasia.

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    1. The second option is cheaper and less of a drain on humanity.

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    2. you know it would seem your a bit triggered there is a crème for that

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    3. They make a cream for haemorrhoids, yet still you remain an autistic itch in the arsehole of the comments section.

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  5. at least now we have the facts, stupid miner can't even apologize to alt 00, has to double down on the battle squirrel extortion nonsense, and he wonders why he got ganked?

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    1. well it's not like it hurt my wallet much hell I blow up shit worth more than that just for shits and giggles

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  6. i want a kikimora

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  7. From CODE. the Musical

    William Greer: Aye reckon, now shure nuf, I dun pay dis ere billamajoo fer de talkin fee.

    Alt 00 (turns toward Miner Bill): There is but one small matter to resolve. This miner hath accused me of...

    [kettle drums and triangle]

    Alt 00: ... extortion?

    William Greer: Nuh, uh, well is shore nuf stortion, I don pay n aw golly gee I'm dum, huh?

    Miner Bill (high-pitched nasal voice): I am a follower of the battle squirrel. I refuse to pay on principle.

    Alt 00: Alas, you must also yield and submit to your king, James 315, praise be upon Him.

    [Cue lights, spotlight on Alt 00 for 'Always']

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    1. I was luling by the time I got to "fer de talkin fee"

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    2. can we expect this on Broadway? who's starting the kick starter for this?

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    3. Who would want to play you?
      I can see the advertisent now.

      Wanted: one flatulent asswipe to play the butthurt miner in Minerbumping, the tale of a carebear in denial.

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  8. Allllllways, the miners are dumb, allllwayyyys
    They cry, alllllways, they die, allllwayys
    They never learn....

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    1. and I've never seen a larger flock of triggered individuals in my life

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  9. I am kind of excited to find out who muted Mr RageClaw...

    I mean, I think I might know... or be able to guess... but maybe he was muted more than once?

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    1. Sell him the info, he's too ignorant to know any better, and it's easy ISK.

      Remember when he was bragging about having $100 a month to spend on games? While he lives in a crackerbox? He's an idiot, all day.

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    2. well... with all the multi-part stories going on I have kind of lost touch with the exact timeframe of this adventure...

      If by the end of this he has not found out who muted him (and why) I would be happy to maybe provide relevant information. But maybe we find out something after the Teamspeak event... Maybe even with audio/soundcloud goodness!

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    3. *Crosses fingers in hopes of a cringy SoundCloud!

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  10. Never forget willie!

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  11. "Alt 00's leverage was that she already had William's money. William's leverage was less clear." - comedy gold!!

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    1. well it just shows that I held my end of the deal up and aly girl still has yet to uphold her end. so proof: aly girl cant keep deals

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    2. It just shows clearly that you still haven't got the slightest grasp on The Code, thus you are a miner just as much as you were the day when an agent first ganked you.

      Well, the miner with the most unoriginal spam this month. That's something. Someone should give you an award for 10 mil isk.

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  12. The Goofus just had to open his big mouth and derail the negotiations. One is judged by the company he keeps.

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    1. that's an interesting statement.

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    2. damn anon you still a triggered little bitch aren't you LOL

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  13. Couldn't happen to a more deserving lowlife. Miner scum.

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  14. Oh noes! widdle willie is strangely silent.
    Who had today in the pool?

    Was there an over/under for the ammount of tears he would leave here before he quit?

    Like shardani

    Never forget william rageandcry!

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    1. aww who's a little triggered anon yes you are LOL

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  15. man the content I helped in providing is amazing too bad anon's are so trigger happy

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    1. I know your notifications are on triggerboi, don't forget to reply to all of today's posts, the next installment is up, fag

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  16. The idiot sure likes to use the word "triggered". I don't think it means what he thinks it means. In fact, I think he's desperate to make someone think he's not mad.

    As he replies to as many comments as he can. Reeks of desperation.

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  17. anon's be spamming more than I do now XD LOL

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    1. No one spamms more than you, fag. Don't forget to reply to all the current comments on the next installment. No one will be back here, get caught up.

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  18. James and Laura Sweet, of Mobile Alabama, started manufacturing trailer homes in the 1940's, and by 1951 had radio jingles playing that advertised "Sweet Homes, Alabama"

    The 1974 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit “Sweet Home Alabama” was a reworking of that jingle, and strangely enough, the song that was playing when willie lost his virginity to his fatass cousin lillie lowrent, in a trailer home, manufactured by Sweet Homes. It's like some kind of inbred causal time loop.

    That poor bastard, he was fucked right out of the gate. He never stood a chance.

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  19. His biggest issues are:

    3x21
    80 max


    I did't think we were supposed to be picking on the retards.

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  20. William Greer can't be trusted to keep a simple deal. He agreed to submit to CODE, and even claimed to be a CODE agent. However, he still hangs out with miners and cries about extortion.

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    1. I can't believe he was stupid enough to actually think he would be allowed to become an Agent. Blapping a couple highsec shitters will never be enough to make him belong. He will always be nothing more than subhuman trailer trash from the twin oaks mobile manor. We should be deporting people like him to another country, he will never be more than a perpetual societal leech. Without welfare he would be even more of a drain on those around him.

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  21. I am scared when i read a miner talking about his alts as actual people.

    The mind is a powerfull tool, but when cooked with years of solvent abuse........


    Well you get a highsec miner.

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  22. William Greer claimed false valour, pretending to be a CODE agent, but miner Billslowski002 sold him out and told the truth. The real question, is who was extorting whom?

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  23. LOL.. you guys are dicks.. William Greer. Stop feeding them. You can't win. Resistance is futile

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    1. He can't dtop until we let him stop. We own that subhuman trailer trash.

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    2. You misspelled "heroes" again, friend. You need to get caught up with the rest of us.

      minergreer is a subhuman shitter that thinks he can attack this site one day, and the next day act like it's all good because someone tricked him into buying shares.

      He is truly an ignorant cracker.

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  24. Even with all the help and good advice found here, he is determined to act out like an enraged retard monkey. How many times today did he cry out "triggered!"? That's a new level of projection. He may even be less educated than lahnius, or foxbolt even.

    Holy crap, if you didn't see the "admiral foxbolt mission statement" before it was pulled from YouTube, you missed a fine example of actual rl brain damage. AND, if I remember correctly, foxbolt's 'command bunker' was also a trailer home.

    Birds of a feather and all.

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