Tuesday, January 28, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 35

Previously, on MinerBumping... 'Twas back to business as usual for aiva naali and his secret team of galaxy-ruling master strategists. Pandemic Horde's days were numbered.


With a little help, aiva came to understand that applying to join one of Goonswarm Federation's member corps was futile. After all, low-level recruitment officers didn't have sufficient clearance to learn about aiva and everything he'd done for the Imperium.


aiva's solution was to create a corporation of his own; the corp would then apply to join the alliance.


While aiva waited for his corp to be accepted into Goonswarm, his team would continue to fight the good fight.


aiva commanded his forces remotely, as he was accustomed to doing. But he looked forward to the day that he could watch the battles from the helm of his flagship. He'd even have a flag to go with it.


Regardless, aiva was the indispensable man. There were plenty of other talented people in the Imperium, but only aiva was skilled at so many different things.


Anyone for a Kickstarter?


From time to time, aiva continued to make contributions to his titan fund. The sooner his flagship was complete, the better--for everyone except Pandemic Horde, that is.


Though he still had ambitions for titan ownership, aiva's priorities changed. He now craved a Nyx above all else. One way or another, he kept the Imperium shipbuilders busy.


Time passed. Pandemic Horde was not yet defeated, but aiva was working on that.


Even a super-genius needs to be surrounded by a competent group of people who can carry out his orders. Luckily, aiva had the best team the Imperium had to offer.


Despite the diversity of talents represented by aiva's "coucle" (council?), everyone had the ability to grow and learn from each other. aiva's colleagues often picked his brain with probing questions:


...And aiva was always happy to answer them.


For any EVE player with a serious interest in nullsec, being in aiva's coucle/council was a dream job. It seemed as though nothing could ruin their happiness. Then again, in the world of EVE Online, anything can happen.

To be continued...

43 comments:

  1. no one can beat avia, even after 15 minutes. also, where is the battlecry? :D

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  2. I started to wonder if his application process is still going on..

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    1. I can no-longer read his scrawlings, they are quite nauseating.

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    2. Just think, if someone had taught him the illegal agress/warp out trick for ducking CONCORD, he may have became a high caliber strategist for NOL. If ag didn't recruit him first.

      Ha

      Still, it's better than living in a trailer park with your cousin/wife, while all of pearl river laughs at you.

      Two birds and all.. oh yeah! (Duffman voice)

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    3. I'll admit I skim some and rely on the summary.

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    4. hey anon you kinda stuck on repeat there homie care to come up with anything new??

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  4. "Luckily, aiva had the best team the Imperium had to offer."

    Oh no

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  5. I wonder if he's paid his new corp application filing fee yet? I know a guy with goons that can expedite that for him.

    For a small fee of course.

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  6. I command you anon's to comment about me being some pedo shitter in a trailer down by the pearl river. come on

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    1. we know you are william, calm down

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    2. make it snappy anon come on you can do it we believe in you

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    3. We?

      You are not fantasizing that you are an agent are you miner greer?

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    4. So who is we then?

      Never forget you are a miner, never forget shardani.

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    5. Not only a miner, but a trailer park dwelling, cousin fukin, kid piddling, valor stealing, shit-for-brains coonass retard miner.

      He's also a tryhard sperg that can't understand why no one wants him here.

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    6. it's irrelevant that you want me here or not yeasty boy i'm here to stay

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  7. The reason he got kicked out of the military ("retired") is because he was caught molesting some kids at a halfway house type shelter that the base was running in town for the locals.
    It's fact, if you know where to look you can confirm for yourself.

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    1. i dont know where to look, if its true, then id like to know where to look

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    2. Military records are unlocked 62 years after someone leaves the service. Certain criminal records however are public through the freedom of info act. Some info will naturally be redacted, but there will be enough viable material to see who did what, criminally. All one would need is the proper request forms

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    3. try harder anon your starting to look like your just making shit up I.E full of shit I.E a shitter

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    4. Notice that williethepedo felt the need to reply to a post the didn't mention him. Looks like he thought it was about him. Like a guilty man knows what he did will one day be exposed.

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    5. Looking a bit guilty there minergreer, just remember: "it's miner with an E!" You sick pedo

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    6. And here I thought they were talking about Onionsan.

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    7. wasn't hard to know it was about me there gumby that's all that ever comes out of you here in the comment sections is me. your obsession is starting to show.

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    8. Says willie the convicted pedo.

      It was easy to tell some anon was talking about you because the description fit, and you know you're guilty.

      Hey willie, you will never be able to post enough tears to change the fact that you came here looking for shit, then got mad when you got a face full of it.

      Your kind don't belong here.

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    9. awe then why not make me leave.. go ahead make me leave lol

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  8. He complains about nothing new, then copys someone else's taunt? And weak. What a loser. Has space vegas put odds on when that retard is gonna make like shardani, and quit?

    I gotta get in on that action.

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    1. oh we taking bet's on someone suicide attempt?

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    2. Yeah.
      Yours.
      Don't disappoint me, I got 50 on black.

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    3. "attempt" ha! There is no attempt, do or do not. Everything else; is just a bid for attention.

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    4. awww say it isn't so Apache unchuckcatalyst you bet a whole 50 on black? well that was a wasted bet

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    5. you mad he bet on black? That's what a racist would cry about.

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    6. hey anon only one to make it racist was you shitstick lol

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  9. all it takes is 15 minutes and the virus spreads out of control

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  10. Dear willoethepedo, prepare to spend a lot of your time being forced to explain yourself in these comments sections. You will be called out and exposed daily, for the immediate and long term future.

    You asked for it friend. You begged even, and still no 200 daily posts, or the google police to stop us.

    william greer, current trailer park resident of pearl river Louisiana, you can do absolutely nothing about us calling you out daily as a rl shitter. So until the next autist has a meltdown, you are the preferred topic of condemnation.

    Next time keep your whiney rage to yourself, highsec retards are to be seen not heard.

    Say lol again, idiot

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    1. awe your cute when your angry. you should I don't jknow maybe calm down bro

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    2. Cringeworthy. That line just does not have the same effect coming from a mad miner.

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    3. All that shitter williethepedo can do is copy others. Not an original thought in his giant waterhead.

      The more that shitter tries to deny his sickness, the more guilty he seems.

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    4. That stupid willie still hasn't learned your vs you're.

      Zero education

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    5. or maybe he's using it to trigger small minded grammar Nazi's like you

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