Tuesday, January 21, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 33

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali poured his heart and soul into the Imperium's new battle flag. But wars are not won by flags alone. aiva recharged his batteries with a good night's sleep, refilled the coffers of his titan fund, and readied himself for the next phase of his legendary journey.

Conquering nullsec isn't easy. The Imperium was constantly at war--which meant that its leaders were always making important decisions.

aiva wasn't on the front lines, but he was able to evaluate the war situation by carefully reading the chatter in his Discord channel.

In his spare moments, aiva practiced making speeches and war cries to go along with his battle flag. aiva sent some sample video clips to his most trusted colleagues, who were always ready with useful feedback.

Though an experienced tactician and fleet comp theorycrafter, aiva was new to motivational speaking. To be frank, he wasn't yet ready for prime time. Once he'd mastered the art, he would be able to share his videos with the Imperium--and the world.

Unfortunately, aiva's contacts in the New Order weren't experts in the field, either. aiva wasn't sure how much he could learn from them. But he was confident that he would grow into the role.

As time went on, aiva busied himself with his usual work: Developing secret weapons and directing Imperium fleets via Discord.

In the midst of his theorycrafting, aiva made an offhand remark that drew the notice of his colleagues.

aiva had suddenly remembered that he wanted to be invited to join Goonswarm Federation. The last time this happened, aiva had been sidetracked by an angry Russian from his former corp. Would his ambitions be realized this time?

Luckily for aiva, Goonswarm Federation had hundreds of corporations to choose from. He selected one that caught his eye and began to prepare his application.

It always helps to have connections. And aiva had plenty.

Considering that aiva was already basically in charge of the Imperium's military, he figured he ought to be a shoe-in for membership in one of Goonswarm's random corps. There was a catch, though.

How exactly does one get credit for being a secret mastermind?

To be continued...


  1. she's right, you don't get a job at McDonald's by listing all your CIA contacts and that gig you did in Lebanon

    1. What if you tell them you live in a trailer park out in Pearl River, with your cousin/wife lillie lowrent?

      Just asking for a friend that needs a job

  2. aight! He gave someone a video, and I NEED TO SEE IT!

    No fair keeping it all to themselves, that kind of genius should be shared with the world. And what better place than right here?!?

    Does he rock fore and aft like foxbolt in his mission statement video? Before it was deleted :(

    Also, how long till the willietear teamspeak recording will be released? Word on the grapevine is someone captured it. Can you tell by his voice that he's living in a trailer, married to his cousin lillie lowrent? Lol what a loser.

    He should quit like shardani

    1. man your projection levels are off the charts yo XD

    2. eh and your still the anon with no balls XD

    3. hey lookie here a two way street XD cant do me shit ether can you brown eye?

  3. Replies
    1. OOOOhhhh, that TIT.

      How could I forget.

    2. outfuckingstanding!! all hail the Teet.

    3. You're trying too hard willie

    4. not trying at all you guys apparently are using a low spectrum level of tryhardness XD

    5. Jeezus, do you hear yourself willie?

      You look like an ignorant shitter attempting to sound like you know what you're talking about.

      "Low spectrum level" lol! What an idiot.

      You should make like shardani

    6. i'm sorry anon I cant understand you when you mumble XD

  4. willie greer, you spent hours and much effort to shit up the comments of recent and not so recent posts. You worked overtime to screw with the readers and commenters.

    Now you try to act like it's all good?

    You are not welcome here

    1. welcome or not guess what? still here lol

    2. Imagine spending your new years eve crying tears for help in the comments section,then, 2 weeks later, realising it was futile.

      That is a mad miner.

    3. Well it's pretty obvious he's a rétard of the highest caliber. Even more special than lil bullet aiva.

    4. awwww whats wrong anon?? do you need a hug XD


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