Friday, January 3, 2020

The Cost of Bot-Aspirancy, Part 1

What are CCP's plans for EVE? Perhaps more importantly, what are Pearl Abyss's plans for EVE? Well, these days, when CCP talks about EVE, they like to talk about things like this:


And things like this:


And, recently, this:


And, of course, most especially this:


CCP seems eager to get people to spend more of their real money on EVE. "Of course they are," you say. "CCP is a business. It's their job to make money. Selling skillpoints and isk is good for their bottom line."

For years, carebears have spoken of the importance of player retention rates and subscription revenue. "We need to do everything we can to retain more players--to bring in more newbros--so that CCP can make more money and keep EVE alive."

This is folly; it is not the player's job to keep a video game company in business. But let us explore this line of logic in the current environment, where CCP's financial strategy has evolved beyond a reliance on player subscriptions. Today, CCP is all about milking whales and maximizing microtransactions. So where does that leave the Revenue Master--the traditional subscription revenue-obsessed carebear?

Well, the carebears always told us that CCP's bottom line was of paramount importance. The very essence of the game could and should be sacrificed in favor of juicing CCP's cash flow. If that is true when it comes to subscription revenue, then it must also be true when it comes to all of the microtransaction money upon which CCP increasingly relies.

From the standpoint of CCP's finances, it makes no difference whether they get American dollars from a bunch of subscribers' monthly fees or from a single whale who spent a bunch of money on microtransactions. In fact, most observers seem to agree that CCP prefers the whales. Thus, the carebear who is so deeply concerned about CCP's revenues must become an ardent supporter of skill injectors, skins, PLEX, and gambling. Indeed, he must support the milking of whales even at the expense of player numbers, provided that the whale money outpaces the loss of subscription fees.

The carebear must find himself an advocate of HyperNet spam--the spammier and scammier, the better. The more money that people spend setting up HyperNet raffles, and the more isk that whales lose through gambling, the better it is for CCP's revenues. A few weeks ago, the failed raffle of a Raven State Issue resulted in the loss of some $2,000+ USD of HyperCores. That's a lot of months of subscription fees, and it was paid upfront. That single raffle was more valuable than any number of newbros. You do want CCP to stay in business and keep EVE Online running indefinitely, don't you?

Forget gambling, though. We know where the whales are truly to be found: They feast upon PLEX and Skill Injectors. A newbie, especially one with an Alpha account, does not contribute much to CCP's bottom line. But a whale who PLEXes and injects himself into a bunch of blingy ships? He's the guy who keeps the lights on in Reykjavík.

The carebear who frets about CCP's finances cannot escape the logical conclusion. It is inevitable. He must support the ganking of whales.

For the good of CCP.

This truth has been in front of us all along. From the CSM9 Summer Summit, all the way back in 2014:
Mike Azariah: "You said the guy in the blinged out Golem is ganked. But those are often noobs who have purchased a character and ship with PLEX. I have met these people who are only three weeks old. They can still be new players."

CCP Bettik: "I don't think it is the length of time that matters, but the experience. I don't see a difference between losing a Venture or a Golem. It is a person who walks into a situation he did not understand and he loses."
Yes, we often hear the carebears say that ganking should be banned to protect new players. They even say this in the context of freighter ganking, as if newbies are puttering around in Charons with 20 billion isk of cargo. Thanks to PLEX and Skill Injectors, they could be new players. But that's no longer the point. From the perspective of CCP's finances, new players don't matter; whales do.

Consider the case of X-FEANOR, a notorious Russian whale who repeatedly lost freighters and pods worth ludicrous amounts of isk. He once lost a pod with more than 10 billion isk worth of implants--for a character that did nothing but autopilot freighters! Before he finally disappeared in 2016, X-FEANOR lost roughly 195 billion isk in ganked ships and pods. And that was only on his main character. Using one of his many alts, X-FEANOR explained his philosophy as follows:


This is the attitude of the whales who infest our highsec. If they get ganked, they don't leave the game--they buy more stuff from CCP. X-FEANOR was ganked over a period of years, and it's possible that he continued playing beyond 2016 on less-famous characters. Even if he did quit, consider his 195+ billion worth of losses. If all we care about is CCP's bottom line, the ganks were far more valuable than X-FEANOR's subscription fees.

Now imagine that ganking didn't exist. What a missed opportunity for CCP! Why, the Anti-Gankers would be responsible for driving CCP to bankruptcy. They should be banned for opposing ganking! That's the way it works, right?

Of course, I am merely demonstrating the absurdity of the carebears' faux pro-CCP arguments. When our discussion continues, we shall see what the Code has to say about all of these microtransactions.

To be continued...

84 comments:

  1. These posts from The Savior are my favorite. Better than the 20 part stories that have us forgetting what happened before the end comes. Better than the Kills Of The Week and the Grab Bag.
    And as a bonus... it is not just a one parter! There is more coming.

    Gank Whales to get them to give CCP more money.

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    1. CCPearl Abyss should plex every gank account that has over x-ammount of highsec carebear kills per month

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    2. ah, my evil super enemy, the super perforator.

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    3. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    4. Shut it, william queer. No one likes you or your fat redheaded wife/cousin, sick fuk

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    5. but I Believe in you!!!! don't let us down...

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    6. oh hey you had a few miss spelled words there anon you sure you getting enough oxygen ?

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  2. If EVE actually did die, it would take out all the carebears with it. Which means we will have completed the game, and won. So I don't really see what the problem with that is?

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    1. this is a brilliant thought process. for sure how else would one beat Eve online? and surely win. Besides I say we go after all the whales and show them the true meaning of eve. and make them empty their wallets and soul's to CCP for years and Years to come

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    2. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    3. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  3. Where is the spamming miner? Did he come to his senses? Haha.

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    1. I think sokeone alerted his fat redheaded wife that he was linking personal information, and other childish crap. She must have shut him down.

      Or James just banned him lol!

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    2. willie tear is a valor stealing liar. He is also a convicted and registered child molestor. His daughter had 4 abortions in highschool because of Willie's little willie.

      His big fat redheaded wife has to cover for his child molesting quite often.

      AND: he's still considered a person of interest in the rape and murder of his elderly mother. r.i.p.

      That's one sicko perv

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    3. Didn't his grandpappy go to prison for selling crack cocaine in N'rleans back in the 70s?

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    4. lol ohhh these are tasty ohhh the creative juices are sure flowing for Anon version of D 12 XD

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    5. so any more personjmal area's you guys want to take pop shot's at and fasil miserably ? XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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    7. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    8. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  4. EVE bores the hell out of me, but everytime I read minerbumping I feel inspired to log in and kill some more carebears.

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    1. isn't that sea worlds job opps I mean it was.. but eh

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  6. Good old X-FEANOR, he was good for a laugh on a regular basis.

    I wonder if his credit card finally got ganked! Lol

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  7. Carebears are such hypocrites

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    1. XD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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    2. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  8. It looks like that highsec spamming coward finally got rekt.

    I wonder how long before he makes like his AN HERO shardani, and quits?

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    1. I don't know XD I've been kinds playing otherthings than eve like ya know conan world of warships entropia, cross out other various games

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    2. XD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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    5. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    6. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    7. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    8. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    9. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  9. well cant complain on this blog post o7 tis true! I mean hell look at all the Catalyst I have been able to pump out over the long months of playing o7 it's been a good business venture

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    1. Still waiting on the 200 comments, or are you as big a liar IRL as you are in game?

      That's a rhetorical question, of course you are.

      How's your big fat wife Lillie like you dragging her into this?

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    2. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    3. I don't know why don't you ask her I mean you guys brought her up

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    4. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    5. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    6. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  10. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    1. Weaksauce, from a weak mind

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    2. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    3. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    4. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    5. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  11. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    1. Still not 200, you useless, cousin fucking, child molesting, valor stealing, uneducated, lying redneck.

      You don't belong in modern society. Even in Louisiana most folks know better than to act like that these days. Is that's why you hide in the trailer park?

      And, no one is digging up anything on you, you posted all your info here for the world to see. You are literally too stupid to breed.

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    2. yeah hey you seem to have killed that tree you're carrying around from over exposure to carbon dioxide damn bro how much you spewing?? go get another tree stat! wait no think of the tree's quick yo lock yourself in a deep freezer o7

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    3. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    4. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    5. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  12. I love how you guys are digging and digging for some sory of personal information so you can twist it in to some sad attempt at personal attack. go ahead dig away the more you do the more that pretty little noose is going to get tighter and tighter. cause check all you like there hasn't been a single threat or attempt at posting someone's personal information but my own. and limited at that. but hey so far you guys have been doing great! let's catch up on those so far

    1: raceland La is where my phone number say's it is (actually I have no clue why it does that) 2.you've pulled at probably my website, but your spelling my cousins name wrong so ehh. moving on.. 3. oh my valor in question XD ( go try chodinons it's futal ) did I miss any details?

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    1. oh yeah something about calling pearl river pd. some sex registry, (links for validation purposes good luck though XD) oh and those lovely accusation making such claims can actually fuck you the end XD so got for it keep up the perpetual masturbation!

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    2. Good job everyone on Mr Greer - he's back at his old delusion that stuff said in videogames has consequences other than the community laughing their collective asses off.

      A few more of those casual boring games he tries, and he'll make even less sense than he did when first appearing on these columns.

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    3. Lol willie the redneck married his cousin!

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    4. What you gonna do willie? Fuck your fat cousin like a true redneck? Oh Lillie already sticking it to you with her dildo?

      You are useless in game and IRL.

      In all of RACEland, is there not someone unrelated to you that you could have married?

      You are a true Louisiana Loser friend.

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    5. Looks like someone touched a nerve, and got little wille to lying about the facts.

      Facts:

      1. Raceland is where you live because you are a racist.

      2. Your fat redheaded wife Lillie is your cousin?!? why would you admit that? Sick redneck retards making more retards.

      3. Your "art" is not art. Kiddiie porn is not 'art' you sad, child molesting shitter.

      4. Only the most retarded shitter exposes themselves by doxxing themselves, like you did here. Once upon a time, Americans fought hard for their privacy, today dipshits like you just throw it away.

      5. You never served, you cannot prove you ever served, you deserve the firing line for your acts of stolen valor. IRL of course.

      When the authorities show up just remember that you brought all this on yourself because you cannot control your own actions, just like a criminal.

      Maybe someone will pray for your sickness.

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    6. What "noose" you racist fag? What is it about backwards-ass rednecks trying to lynch everyone. Get over yourself, and your 'racial purity', you sicko.

      William Greer of RACEland Louisiana is a child molesting, cousin marrying, white supremacist, stupid redneck fuck. Living in a mobile home, prying the tornado misses his methlab.

      The best thing he can do is AN QUIT like is buttbuddy shardani.

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    7. "futal"?

      Futile. See "futility" you ignorant, uneducated redneck, then look back on all your effort and tears poured into these comments.

      Futile.

      The irony is no doubt lost on someone with your limited I.Q...

      You threatened 200 comments per day. Are you this impotent IRL also. I bet it's easy to make you mad, in person

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    8. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    9. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    10. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    11. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  13. Haha haha check in after a few days partying and this plan is still crying about not being skilled enough to stop the ganks.

    You truly are a shitbag Greer.


    Hahahahaha

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    1. He just slipped up and said that his fat wife Lillie is also his cousin. Glad I'm not from Raceland Louisiana. Maybe they should rename it to 'Raceandincestland'.

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    2. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    3. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

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    4. oh karma BTW you are sawin them logs like a boss in conan bro it's amazing!

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    5. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  14. Derpaderpaderp, I can't shut my mouth and got ganked, derpaderpaderp, I got ganked again, derpaderpaderp, another gank, derpaderpaderp talking mad shit and whoops I got ganked, derpaderpaderp, maybe if I spam this forum with my real-life name, then I'll somehow recover my dignity? Derpaderpaderp, I probably should have bought that mining permit.

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    1. wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!! wow you guys are doing wonderful!!! WOOOO I believe in you!!!! you can do it!!!

      Delete
    2. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
    3. Do you still go to raves?
      Do you think that Christ saves?
      Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
      Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
      Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
      Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
      Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
      Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
      Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
      Or do you own a record by Stryper?
      Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
      Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
      Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
      Are you deaf?
      Well if you are you can't hear me
      But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
      Broken even if I spoke clearly
      You're still not able to hear me
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
      Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
      When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
      Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
      Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
      Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
      Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
      Does she look pregnant although she's not?
      Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
      Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
      Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
      Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
      Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
      Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
      Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
      Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
      Life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
      So take your life instead of taking it for granted
      I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
      Live today like it's gonna be your last
      Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
      I hope you take this the wrong way
      And misinterpret what I say
      Rewind and let me reverse
      Backwards like Judas Priest first did
      'Cause life is a game that no one wins
      But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
      So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
      No take that towel and hang yourself with it
      Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
      So save the planet and kill yourself
      If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
      Lift your head up and blow your brains out
      Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

      Delete
  15. Do you still go to raves?
    Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
    Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
    Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
    Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
    Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
    Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
    Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
    Or do you own a record by Stryper?
    Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
    Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
    Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
    Are you deaf?
    Well if you are you can't hear me
    But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
    Broken even if I spoke clearly
    You're still not able to hear me
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
    Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
    When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
    Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
    Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
    Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
    Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
    Does she look pregnant although she's not?
    Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
    Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
    Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
    Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
    Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
    Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
    Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
    Life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    So take your life instead of taking it for granted
    I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind and let me reverse
    Backwards like Judas Priest first did
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  16. Do you still go to raves?
    Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
    Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
    Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
    Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
    Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
    Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
    Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
    Or do you own a record by Stryper?
    Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
    Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
    Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
    Are you deaf?
    Well if you are you can't hear me
    But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
    Broken even if I spoke clearly
    You're still not able to hear me
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
    Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
    When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
    Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
    Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
    Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
    Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
    Does she look pregnant although she's not?
    Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
    Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
    Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
    Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
    Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
    Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
    Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
    Life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    So take your life instead of taking it for granted
    I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind and let me reverse
    Backwards like Judas Priest first did
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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  17. Do you still go to raves?
    Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
    Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
    Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
    Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
    Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
    Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
    Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
    Or do you own a record by Stryper?
    Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
    Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
    Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
    Are you deaf?
    Well if you are you can't hear me
    But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
    Broken even if I spoke clearly
    You're still not able to hear me
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
    Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
    When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
    Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
    Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
    Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
    Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
    Does she look pregnant although she's not?
    Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
    Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
    Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
    Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
    Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
    Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
    Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
    Life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    So take your life instead of taking it for granted
    I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind and let me reverse
    Backwards like Judas Priest first did
    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
    No take that towel and hang yourself with it
    Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
    So save the planet and kill yourself
    If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    1. Still not 200 comments, and another day was posted, you are failing, willie queer

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