Previously, on MinerBumping... Unlicensed Venture pilot Talvanenss failed to obey the Code, leaving Agent Dishrag with no choice but to gank him. Yet Dishrag's compassion fueled a number of attempts to rescue Talvanenss. The ungrateful Talvanenss chose to embrace the Goofus lifestyle instead, repeatedly sending ridiculous EVEmails to our Agent.
Before long, Agent Dishrag's inbox was filled with Talvanenss' perverse prattle.
The miner grew angry when he realized that Dishrag wasn't paying him sufficient attention. Without his Venture, Talvanenss didn't know what else to do in EVE but send people mail. And he only knew one person.
Dishrag knew that Talvanenss was a Goofus, but even he was surprised by how much supervision the miner required.
Regardless of the miner's persistent cries for help, Agent Dishrag had a job to do: Save highsec. And as anyone who reads the Code should know, our Agents decide the order in which they help people. Talvanenss would have to wait.
Talvanenss took a short break before sending Dishrag his next complaint letter. In the meantime, the miner had gone back to read Dishrag's original message about the Code.
Without Dishrag to interact with, Talvanenss eventually found his way to MinerBumping and the Code. Unfortunately, not all miners are a receptive audience to the Code's message.
In a desperate search for human contact, Talvanenss went to the MinerBumping forum and began posting there.
At last, Dishrag acknowledged the miner's existence. But it was clear that Talvanenss hadn't grown up in Dishrag's absence. He was still immature and attention-seeking, and he didn't even own a mining permit.
Talvanenss was also bitter about losing his only mining ship. He vowed to spam the MinerBumping forum until the end of his days. But how did his campaign of vengeance go?
At first, the miner took great pleasure in spamming the MinerBumping forum. Eventually, however, he realized that it was a hollow pursuit: No one else was on the forum at that moment. He was still alone!
In his miserable isolation, Talvanenss gave up and left forever. He didn't know it yet, but all of his hard work was soon to be erased with a single "ban user" click. The EVE galaxy is a cold and empty place for those who do not follow the Code.
Lol that shitter HAS to be from the same stock as willietear.ReplyDelete
No loss if he quits.ReplyDelete
I'm humiliated to realize I'm not even unique or original, and that other miners engage in the same behavior. I thought I was making a difference when I spammed the website, but now I realize that all my efforts were trivial and people are just laughing at me.ReplyDelete
Yup, there's nothing special about a triggered shitter spamming this site with his tears and defects, for everyone to see.Delete
People like that are a 'dime a dozen', and the game (and RL for that matter) wouldn't miss them one bit if they made like that ultimate shitter, shardani, and quit.
I mean you gotta give it to shardani, he did the best thing for the gene pool. His actions will have a positive impact on the future of the human race.
The reason ag loves shardani so much is because they think that no matter how ignorant they act, they still won't look as bad as him.
Silly carebears, EVE is for PVP!
man you guys are bringing it to a whole new level of tryhardness XDDelete
lol anon try a little harder XD you almost got it ! I got cha a dollar XDDelete
let me do a bit of deciphering here: anon are you suggesting your like Dr Kevorkian and actually telling people they should kill themselves? wow do everyone a favor and seek help o7Delete
and lastly XD will the really William greer please stand up XD cause you aint it lmfaoDelete
aww you sure ?? calm downDelete
zyk0 sounds a lot like AikoReplyDelete
who knows maybe zyko is aiko they both end in ko o7Delete
zyk0 is aiko's hauler altDelete
:O aiko having a hauler alt??? WHAT!!!! say it isn't so aiko!Delete
What do you call a bundle of Kalorneds?ReplyDelete
a bundle duhDelete
Great, now there is a russian/euro moron spamming nonsense.ReplyDelete
How many autists can this game log in at once?
man you guys are all alike XDDelete
Calm down autist or i wll cut another hole in your leesh.Delete
SEND THE RUSSIANS BACK TO RUSSIAReplyDelete
that's racist XDDelete
No,it's a solution.Delete
Nothing worse in this game than a parasitic russian miner.
well you cant deny one thing you guys have been entertaining me for the last week or so so GG o7 keep up the good workReplyDelete
Be quiet and buy me a KikimoraDelete
lol talk me into it XDDelete
you going to make Putin get out his pimp hand XDDelete
You really are retarded willie.Delete
aww look at you :) using that word like you think you know what it means. Calm down anonDelete
you make this too easy anonDelete
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