Sunday, August 11, 2013

Kills of the Week

Let's get down to business. In today's post, we take a look at some of the finer kills achieved by the New Order during the week of August 4th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 10th @ 23:59 EVEtime.


Alphax45 doubtless heard people talking about the importance of including a Damage Control mod on mining vessels. Very true, but he also decided to pilot a 106 million isk Retriever, so what was the point? It's a good idea to use your turn signal, but you don't get much credit for using a turn signal when you forget not to crash into walls. Agent Lenda Shinhwa executed the offender, though the Loot Fairy gave him no love.



Crovax Jura demonstrated the futility of using a dartboard to select modules for his battleship. Agent DiaLatho, along with Agents Amarr Sentry Gun, CONCORD Police Commander, and Centii Enslaver did highsec a favor when they destroyed this monstrosity. But how did this occur? DiaLatho explained:


After all the trouble CCP went through to create a safety button and protect carebears from themselves... Well, you know what they say about patching stupidity.



Meanwhile, Boston Bradley thought he would help protect the ice miners of the Osmon system with this abomination. Unlike Crovax, Major Arcaeus and Cmdr Arcaeus knew how to activate kill rights, and they quickly dispatched the rebel. Look at all those Warp Core Stabilizers! After many years of being an elite PvP'er, I've learned that you can't win a battle unless you're willing to go all-in. The Knights of the Code are willing to die for their cause; the rebels are always looking for an excuse to run away from a fight.



Urmas Asparagus tried to fly under the radar by puttering around in a rookie ship. But he put a target on his back when he joined the AFK corporation. Agent D400 showed no mercy:



1.7 billion isk later, I think Urmas may have realized the error in advertising his AFKness. Sure enough, a Mining Foreman Mindlink was among the wreckage. It will facilitate illegal mining operations no longer.



As usual, Agent D400 had no trouble sniffing out the pod of the week. Good Coffee was flying a shuttle until he wasn't. With the pleasantries out of the way, D400 blapped the 2.3 billion isk pod into dust. There sure were a lot of "Virtue" implants in that pod. But you know, you can't put a price tag on virtue. It's nothing something you can buy in Jita and plug into your pod--that's bot-aspirant logic. Virtue is earned every day by following the Code with honourable intentions. D400 had virtue, Good Coffee did not. It was only a matter of time before Mr. Coffee lost those implants.



Okay, now it's getting ridiculous. Agent D400 killed Mashimori's shuttle. Was it housing an expensive pod? No. This time, the shuttle itself was the prize. Mashimori was caught in highsec behaving in a suspicious manner: He was flamboyantly warping from gate to gate, didn't have a permit, and couldn't spare even a few words in his bio to praise me. So D400 killed him. In the cargo of the shuttle was a pair of PLEX, worth over 1 billion isk. Needless to say, the New Order has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to RMT, and Mashimori's hauling PLEX in a shuttle was both immodest and provocative. He was destined to die. Agent D400, like the rest of the New Order's representatives, served as an agent of destiny.

37 comments:

  1. So, now u're not only slaying miners to new order, but also acting like maradeurs killing for implants and plex? So that's true "New Order"? No bright future, but maradeuring and stabbing? So now we just got under organized criminals? So I can just fly even Velator and being ganked "Just for fun"?

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    1. all i read is that :

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vu_uyQIYBU

      best regards selina

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    2. You must be new around here 940.

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    3. You know... I trusted all this "New Order" Idea. I was supporting it, payed taxes and agreed with James 315 idea of making game harder for carebears (Yeah, I'm part-carebear too, we all are). And now I see that all this Ideology just a mask and perfect trolling to cover real purpose - steal, kill, piracy.

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    4. I think their idea of a better highsec is amazing, it's great fun and beneficial to everyone who actually plays the game, instead of staring at the screen like a zombie.

      How did you come to the solution that the real purpose is stealing, killing and piracy? I have never heard anyone in The New Order ever scamming anyone and ALL of their kills, except all the rebel kills who have stood against them, have been towards players who spend 90% of their game afk and get their ISK that way. They can only blame themselves when New Order decides to take what is theirs from players who think it's completely ok to "play" eve afk. It is not piracy, it is justice.

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    5. So, killing Shuttle with PLEX without AFK Reason or Mining Permission is great justice. So I have and Idea for the whole Order - kill rookie ships which just fly out of station, that's justice too.

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  2. a shuttle death? complete non miner? need to scrape the barrel for kills. New Order is Old Hat - and just another gank squad led by a delusional RP

    high sec has plenty of those. so this is what obsolescence looks like. a potato face with half a halo.

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    1. uhhmmm...how to put this....
      deal with it! oh i forgot, you cant cause you are a carebear :D

      best regards selina

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    2. And your an arronant git...

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    3. They don't know their own code. That's how it is.
      They're noobs and you can't change this. ;)

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    4. ohh please enlighten us where the code tells the knights and agents that they must not gank others than miners... umm right there is no such passage :D

      if we feel like it we gank whatever we want. it is eve you can do whatever you like.
      but if we see a non compilant miner he is priority :)

      best regards selina

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    5. So there's no any Code then. Code is only troll-document to make more fun that ganked person gonna read it.

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    6. you did not read the code then. the code is for miners. i havent see yet new order people mine in their catalysts. if you find one make sure he has his permit.

      the knights and agents jsut enforce it, not follow it. we are the right hand of justice.

      selina

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    7. And I saw cases u kill non-AFK miners with permits, saying different things: Some say they've got error in database, some just say they're lazy to read bio or check for permission so they decide just to gank.

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    8. not everyone in hi sec is a miner, so why not extend to others?

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    9. This is what I was talking about.
      Let's start with this:
      Kill even non-AFK miners which payed. They must die because they're carebears ready to pay to keep their game safe. Game is not about safety, you should teach them a lesson that money don't solve everything.

      Kill all mission-doers, they're corrupted in routine killing weakened NPC, easy to kill with right-fitted ship. They don't know real fight and should be taught a lesson of true honorable PVP even if they loose.

      Kill all scanners - they scam space with their drones and helping miners to find Ice and Ore. They're helping to organize High-Sec economics, which draws more carebears.

      Kill all producers - they make gear to all carebears, and they make mining ships. It's bullshit. They don't deserve to live.

      Kill all traders. They sell items for carebears and they're the most carebears ever - sitting on safe station with spreadsheets. You should make their game MORE interesting.

      At last, Newbies which hasn't picked their way. At least all of them pick carebear way to start, so it's your duty to slay their pods near 1st stations on 1st Training Mission so they learn real EvE and leave it. We don't need new players. We need about 2.500 players - New Order and Goons only. The rest deserve scamming, until they leave a game.

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    10. I got even better Idea! Just find person IRL and cut it throat! He's carebear, sitting home and playng EvE! He needs lesson to be taught, even with cost of his life!

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    11. Who knew that shuttle/rookieship killmails could engender this much butthurt - keep soldiering on, D400!

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    12. Carebear at 6:53 appears to have trouble telling the difference between real life and internet spaceships. To carebears, the leap from blowing up pixels to murdering a flesh and blood human being is just a difference in degree, it's not a difference in kind.

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    13. Cool Knight of Perfect Wonder Glorious Orden on New Order... Wait? What did I say right now? N.O. Pirate (The new way I will call you) at 9:57 seems can't understand, that main idea of this shit is not to make space more interesting, help players to learn something or build "New Order" for better life. Let me explain you:
      1)It's for quite motivated Piracy. To attract new ragdolls.
      2)It's perfect trolling (for James 315) to feel himself meaningful at game. "all this "Saviour" mumbling is only speech of another frustrated Hitler, which got unlucky in real life, so trying to make another "better" life ingame".
      3)If u read some James 315 posts on another resources you will see that he just got irritation for modern EvE changes with mining and safety, so high-sec miners started to get higher profit, also some sales on Steam brought to EvE many new players. So the real reason James want to DECREASE EvE players numbers, ,make players just loose everything and go away. He will be pleased if only Goons and some oldschool players will stay, meanwhile all little corps, new players lower then 5 years gonna leave this game forever and ever.
      4)Some people say that he was sent by low-sec corps to ruin high-sec economy and rise their ones. And James 315 makes great job being just marionette.

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    14. did 5:54 just bingo in a single post?

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    15. I bet Anon 5:54 built a bunker to survive 21/12/2012

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  3. hell honestly starting to think the pod kills and the shuttle kills are pretty much set up

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    1. Between the possibility that the New Order spends billions to fake these kills and the possibility that there are stupid idiots in highsec that don't know that space isn't safe...I'll take the latter for 500, Alex.

      And for people whining earlier, the New Order's goal is to pretty much bring risk to highsec so that no one can play EVE without understanding its nature. They target miners because miners engage in what is the lowest risk activity of the game; even mission runners could get their shit blown up by a ill-timed disconnect. However, if they see some fool afk autopiloting in a shuttle or pod or rookiee ship, it only takes a single thrasher to remind them "HEY. SPACE IS DANGEROUS. DON'T AUTOPILOT, MORON."

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    2. The problem that they don't attack just AFK persons. They attack ALL they can kill - I mean defenseless low-level players without skills and equipment - Rookie ships, Shuttles, Mining Ships. Cause if they'll fight some guy on Battleship with their precious Catalyst - all honorable knights gonna use warp to nearest station, leaving big trail of pee at space. Cause they don't fear only targets, which can't defend themselves even if they want to.

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    3. I fondly remember being a noob with an HG crystal set in my head, just a month into Eve.

      Wait, no I don't.

      -EasyKill

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  4. Though all this stuff seems so cruel, sadistic and arrogant, I must say that it has a strong sense of humour. When I read "[...]and he couldn't spare even a few words in his bio to praise me" I fly through new order space with a smile on my face.

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    1. "Though all this stuff seems so cruel, sadistic and arrogant"

      No

      "I must say that it has a strong sense of humour."

      Yes

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    2. It is kind of arrogant to claim highsec space for yourself, demand mining permits and elaborate a code which prohibits afk mining. Do you want those guys staring at a screen for hours while a mining laser shoots at a rock? Come on.
      On the other hand, you make things more interesting and dangerous. But "the Saviour of High Sec?" Just no.

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    3. Can't you just understand that all this "Saviour" mumbling is only speech of another frustrated Hitler, which got unlucky in real life, so trying to make another "better" life ingame.

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    4. @Alana:

      "Though all this stuff seems so cruel, sadistic and arrogant"

      Yes.

      "I must say that it has a strong sense of humour."

      At best, partially. But mostly no.

      @5:42:
      I wouldn't compare with Hitler, as this is a bit, hm, over the line, mate... But in general you can say, whatever a person says or does, tells a lot about his or her character. As the guy who is doing this website is not roleplaying, as are most of his pubbies, you get the point.

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  5. So what if the ideology is BS and gankers are mostly pirates?

    Where's the problem here?

    Deal with it

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  6. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS D400!

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  7. Most, if not all, of these shuttles D400 gets are AFK/autopilots. A -10 like D400 can't just sit on a gate and blast stuff. If you're AFK at a gate in a pod or shuttle, you deserve to be reminded space is a dangerous place.

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  8. I'm going to gank the gankers.
    Don't think this will be a problem. Only noobs in this ally.

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    1. but ganking someone leads to concord intervention. the problem is, when you try to gank a -5 and less no concord comes in play...so you are not ganking. so what you gonna do? :P

      also good luck with even catching anyone, you would not be the first who tries to use our tactics against us and fails miserably.
      all of them did and we are still here stronger and bigger than ever.
      also dont underestimate the "noob" characters you are talking about. a ganker is very usefull afer only 5 days of training and they are usually piloted by players who already play eve for years.

      also big collectives like "brave newbies inc." do very well even they dont know much about the game.

      so next time gather some informations about the words you use in your posts, otherwise people could think you dont know what they mean and could mistake you with a noob :)

      best regards selina

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