Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Three Hundred Ninety-Three Billion in Shares Sold

It's another beautiful day in the era of the New Order. But don't take my word for it--just consider the following facts:

Legendary wardeccer Tora Bushido purchased an additional 3,150 shares of New Order stock. This took us past the 389, 390, 391, and 392 billion isk marks and earned Tora a Quadruple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

TrueVolley acquired 1,000 shares under unusual circumstances which will be more fully described at a later date. Regardless, it took us past the 393 billion isk mark and earned TrueVolley a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

If you're a Code violator, you've got your work cut out for you these days. We're healing highsec, one share of New Order stock at a time.

35 comments:

  1. Gaynkers with homo isk.

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    1. That's not a very tolerant comment. Sexual orientation really has nothing to do with this page or the game. If that's the best you can come up with, maybe you should quit EVE and go play Dig dug or something? Your most likely well within the age group for that game.

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    2. I find the simple fact that you replied in this way funny.

      I consider Minerbumping to be the greatest Eve troll site there is.

      And it IS a troll site, don't fool yourself. "Victory" and "Tears" are the most-used tags in entries.

      An in-game troll complaining about an out-of-game troll (I no longer play Eve) is hilariously hypocritical.

      Thanks for the reaction! Now find me a pussy to fuck!

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    3. That should be easy enough for you Anon 8:05. Just look in the mirror.

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    4. I don't have any mirrors in my house. If I see my reflection I automatically cum because of how fucking sexy I am.

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  2. Seems very clear to me. Minerbumping has support, and lots of it. I think I may have to make a donation myself, just because they have their shit together.
    For all the "noise" coming from the anti-ganking mob, they don't seem to be able to do anything except troll this page. I checked the so called anti-ganking blogs... no updates in months or they are dead. I keep checking to see if anyone has a pulse, to stand up and shout "here we are". but alas... nothing. Pitiful. Pathetic.
    The only thing they seem capable of doing is spewing comments one would expect from a 10 year old. Frankly, I've heard better from the kids I've play against in Halo & CoD.

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    1. So true.

      The problem is - any organized resistance against the New Order is going to require players who are at keyboard and willing to invest time into learning game mechanics and also investing time into forming rational fleets of members that work well together.... which will never happen :(

      It's hard to have a organized response when the majority of your group are just children, regardless of their actual age. You nailed it - it's like starting up a Xbox game and getting on voice, just screaming children.

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    2. An organized resistance requires people with no lives and no families and an obsession with james 315. DJ the homo is one of those he lost his partner because of aids so he is depressed and plays Eve all day.

      Colonel would fit the bill, he is old and fat and unless he can find someone to replace his daughter then he has no sex life so go for it colonel you fit the 'I have no life' code description

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    3. Sounds like the reason gorila lost his wife woops she was retarded and neglected only a train crash waiting to happen

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    4. Another comment by loyalanon, seems the person most bitter about everything is loyal and not gorila. Funny he calls someone for doing what he does with his children - they are neglected and backwards because he ignores them and plays Eve

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  3. Colonel, I love you, you are the voice of reason for this site. Dunx

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    1. Well I have the benefit of age and the wisdom that comes with it. One lessons that I've taught my daughter and have shared with others is the fact that "Life owes you nothing... except painful lessons". This is especially true with EVE.
      Crying, bitching, whining... will accomplish NOTHING. Except feed salty tears to those that love such things... and yes, I've tasted and enjoyed salty tears. Delicious!

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    2. Your daughter sounds nice, I would f*ck her if she wasn't code but of course she isn't a virgin is she daddy? Colonel always gets there first, that's his moto

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    3. Wow. You are scum.
      Problem is I bet your balls haven't dropped yet, so you would have a hard time getting "up for that.

      But your "words", such as they are mean nothing, cause we all know If we ever met face to face, you would not have the balls to repeat it. In fact I'm betting you shit your pants and go crying to the bitch of a whore that spawned you. See? That's how you do it.

      So go ahead... write something witty and tough sounding in response. It won't matter... it's just words on a screen. Here watch... I'll go again. Personally I think the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass when her brother pulled out too soon.

      Have a nice day!

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    4. Yeah sure big man I am so scared of you and I got reaction I wanted which was to get you ultra mad and get some tears :)

      So did you make it so your daughter isn't a virgin or not, you didn't answer my question? I need to know if she is f*ckable or she has been raked by a big fat old man (you).

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    5. so I guess that means yes you f*cked her - dirty old man

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  4. Well I put my ISK where my mouth was. I have become a share holder. This alt, "Colonel Falkenberg" shall be my face of reason... my other identities shall remain behind the scenes... for now.
    Long live the CODE!
    All Hail His Imperial Highness, The Man, The Legend, The purpose... James 315 The Saviour of High-Sec!

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    1. yeah and daddy is mental, listen to this brainwashed crap, having a father like that is like having aids at 15

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    2. Bla bla bla... you guys. No fun, no soul. Just crying, whining, and pitiful insults that have been used OVER and OVER again. Come on man! Use those 2 brain cells I'm hoping you have and come up with something entertaining.

      Better yet, use a name and quit being chicken shit... insults from an Anom mean about as much to me as the shit I wipe from my ass.

      But I will admit you rage hatters are easy to bait. LOL I have this over whelming urge to gank... you! Yes you! But we all know that will never happen as I doubt you even play the game. Just another internet troll living in mom's basement, jerking off to pictures of Rosanne Barr. Sad, truly.

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    3. Grats on becoming a Shareholder!

      Rest assured that your ISK will be used to keep us out there making EVE a better place, and will keep our tear jars overflowing.

      As the diplomatic contact for the CODE. alliance, as well as a New Order diplomat, feel free to contact me in game anytime. You are always welcome to fly with us!

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    4. Wow the incestial Colonel is raging and crying - just because someone called him a nutcase and a pedo - so many lovely tears :))))

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    5. And join the homo's in code you can all gank together and DJ will hold your hand and you could become his new Ero 1 Colonel (will make a change from sticking your daughter).

      I am so sad Ero 1 doesn't love me but here's 'comes' colonel and his big ol' butt - yummy :) - DJ Entropy

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    6. Thanks DJ!
      I will admit to one time being in the ranks of the resistance... but there isn't any except people that seem very, very bitter, and hateful. Now hate is useful... but in a game? I don't think so.

      The more I read this blog, the more I come back. I have been having serious thoughts of changing my game plan... leave null, as I'm bored anyway and turning my Hi-sec corp into something usful to the CODE... mayhaps a large donation of Catalysts? I have Geddon's coming down the pipe...

      Either way anything is better than the dull cow like expressions of your common miner. It's enough to puke. Grazing like fat cows... mooing, crewing cud, moving on. Boring. But hey.. if they want to mine go ahead, just realize that it's dangerous out there in game land. As it should be. It's a fucking GAME for Christ sake!

      If I was a miner... shit, this would be great stuff. Trying to beat the odds, get away with it, beat them at their game... but no, that's not the attitude.
      It's crying, stomping of feet and shaking of hands to the heavens screaming "it's unfair Oh lord!" "Please CCP, bring me justice."

      It's no wonder the anti-ganking forces can't recruit or organize... they just suck the life right out of whole thing. :(

      Get off your ass and find your own justice... or better yet, just buy a permit.;)

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  5. wall of nonsense text by fat old man who thinks he is someone but ends up belching and farting out of his mouth instead

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  6. Bro, have you ever considered getting a job? Just something to direct all that energy?

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    1. To answer your question, yes I do have a job. A very good one. Thanks for asking!
      You guys... lol. Your bitterness is just amazing. You do realize it's a game? Well, maybe not as I doubt you play. I'm beginning to thing that your just a troll hanging out in mom's basement... no life, no drive. Hiding behind internet walls... sad.

      I know your waiting for the next post... it's everything for you, it may in fact be the most life-changing event for you. For me, it's simply Monday.

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    2. Col works as pig farmer so pigs have familiar face, sometimes when they herd them he gets mixed in with them and we all know he f*cks pigs or sheep LOL

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  8. Sorry colonel that was meant for the anon poster not you bro! Apologies. Dunx

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  9. You should have realised this due to no references to homosexuality! Dunx

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    1. Colonel is homosexual - didn't know that

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  10. Keep up the good work !

    Tora

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