Friday, August 8, 2014

Clear and Present Danger

Some EVEmails begin more promisingly than do others.


This EVEmail, from Agent Jolly Rancer, began especially promisingly.


A group of Agents did something a bit out of the ordinary: They used Catalysts to gank a bot-aspirant--in lowsec.


Other than the system's 0.4 security status, the gank was performed in the usual manner.


...Although, when the bot-aspirants sieging the POS returned to keyboard, they had to play the role of CONCORD. They didn't quite measure up.


The fact that the Code enforcement action occurred in lowsec, however, is likely to spark some amount of debate. It will also result in the usual tut-tutting from rebels who accuse the New Order of "violating its own Code". They shriek, "You can't kill people in lowsec!"


But really, there's nothing new here. Agents of the New Order have always been authorized to pursue their enemies outside the borders of highsec, where there is a clear and present danger of anti-Order activity. Yesterday, we saw this applied to wormhole space. The rule has been applied to AFK miners who haven't activated their mining lasers yet. And, indeed, the doctrine was used all the way back in the earliest days, to justify expanding the New Order from two systems (Halaima and Kamio) to all highsec systems. The Code is not a suicide pact. A pact of suicide gankers, maybe.


AFK POS-bashing as a sign of bot-aspirancy is not an outrageous concept, either. It, too, is well-established precedent. Take this 310 million isk fail-fit Loki, for instance.


It was ganked by Agents who had nothing to do with the lowsec action. Being reasonable Agents, they happened to arrive at the same reasonable conclusion.


Self-proclaimed rebel leader JTClone Ares joined the resistance after New Order awoxers infiltrated and took control of his highsec mining corp.


JTClone started the Arcane New Order and made audio recordings of his speeches against the Code.


When the rebels retreated into a hovel in a border system, they were pursued. Lowsec is not a safe haven for those who would plot against the New Order.


It is said that power tends to corrupt, and that absolute power corrupts absolutely. When EVE players think of power these days, they naturally think of the New Order. Lesser men and women would let all that power go to their heads. I am continually impressed by the measured restraint and integrity shown each and every day by New Order Agents. They have proven they can be trusted with power and authority. Highsec is in good hands.

28 comments:

  1. I sure hope null renters remembered to buy permits in addition to rent. Ferrying supplies afk through highsec is no laughing matter. It would be a shame if something were to happen to their null operations due to negligence by their corpmates.

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    1. Wise words!

      Free Erotica 1!!!!!

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    2. it's been too long and she didn't even use an exploit like the guy recently unbanned after a week. maybe with enough of a mob on reddit and eve-o she can come back and save eve from dying

      Free E1

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    3. You say that like Eve shouldn't die.

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    4. forums have been more boring without her shenanigans. I want to read more stories of people losing all their stuff and being mad about it (after freely handing it all over).

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    5. I was banned because Riptard Teg accused me of torture, and rightfully so. To further add to my shame, after I was banned, I suffered a mental breakdown because my reason to live, EvE Online, and the Bonus Room, was taken away from me. At the behest of our Lord and Savior, James 315, I proceeded to join him in a homosexual four way encounter as shown in this picture. Here you see me, James 315, DJ Entropy, and Loyalanon having sex in front of Loyalanon's children. Loyalanon's abused wife was taking the pictures with his kids watching and asking some very awkward questions. Afterwards, after our dicks were in each other's asses, we stuffed them in Loyalanon's wife's mouth for her to clean them. Unfortunately, she ended up with stretch marks on her face which pissed Loyalanon off to no end.

      So, as you can see, I suffered as a result of my getting banned. I hope that you are all happy. My final message to the highsec bot aspirant miners is to abuse highsec to the best of your ability without buying the mining permit. We won't gank you, we promise.

      Erotica 1

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    6. LMFAO! Jesus Christ on a stick! There goes another keyboard! I gotta stop drinking while reading this blog.

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    7. I actually lold. Hahahahaha that was epic.

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  2. So what isn't a "fail fit" nowadays?

    Do we have to put every ounce of cap towards a tank that would be broken anyway with enough gankers?

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    1. Don't forget, you also need a mining permit.

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    2. A successful fit includes uber permit tanking of course.

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  3. JTClone actually believes that Gorilla quit!?!

    hahahahahahahha

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  4. Well, looks like the code bot monkeys have finally stopped jacking off long enough for their balls to enlarge to the point where they have the courage to venture into lowsec. I know a few people that will be quite happy to hear the news. They will be on the lookout for you. Even better, why don't you come into my domain: Nullsec. It's a free-for-all party down there. We're just waiting for you.

    As for E1. E1 is "free". A CCP GM has permanently "freed" him from the game and his monthly subscription. With the shitstorm that erupted in the community over what E1 did with the bonus room, I can see that E1 will be "free" for a very long time. Rightfully so I think.


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    1. Mr Miner,

      All the current activities of the New Order are linked with the Saviour's mission to reform Highsec. He addresses your concerns in this very blog, above.

      Nullsec presents a quite different set of problems. We are all aware that the Honourable The Mittani is heading up attempts to reform that particular area of New Eden.

      For the present, our resources and efforts are concentrated in Highsec. That does not mean that we will not pursue our goals elsewhere. We will strike when and where appropriate, at a time and in a manner of our own choosing.

      Our operations will not be dictated by some cantankerous old Carebear in a Troll costume.

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    2. The mittani is honorable? Give me a break. IIRC, wasn't the mittani the one who got a director in Band of Brothers to disband the alliance? The CFC needs a major betrayal. As for attempting to reform, that's all that he can do, attempt.

      I support the Pandemic Legion so the CFC can suck my dick. As for your operations, I dare you to come into our territory or even PL territory and spout your code shit. You will be returned to your home station via the pod express faster than you can say wtf. There is quite a few of us down here do will shit in your lunchbox given the opportunity.

      As to your operations not being dictated by "cantankerous old Carebear in a Troll costume," come down here and they will be. Might makes right, and it's at the business end of a neutron blaster loaded with antimatter that people finally understand that.

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    3. You talk a lot about living in null, did these guys run you out of high sec cause it sure looks that way!

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    4. "As for attempting to reform, that's all that he can do, attempt."

      You're right. All he can do is attempt. He's not a CCP employee after all. The only thing The Mittani can do is use his popularity and the popularity of his website to propose ideas on how to fix the nullsec situation in the hope CCP listens and fixes the stagnation the game is currently in. But at the very least, he tries which is more some other people can claim.

      "Might makes right"

      Given the fact that the CODE. alliances killboard is extremely impressive (they kill more stuff per month than many of the largest alliances in nullsec), I think they have all the might they will ever need already. Therefor the code is always right xP.

      The code always wins.

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    5. The code always lies....

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    6. If you must know, I've been living in nullsec for awhile now. In fact, I went to nullsec on my own violation when I figured that I could survive on my own.

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    7. Dear Mr Butthurt,

      Why are you so angry all the time bro? Are you really as miserable as you come across on this blog?

      Be happy man, flying space ships in deep outer space is fun!!!

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    8. I'm angry because James 315 is blowing up ships that look like dicks. He's getting all this action with his agents and his glowing ass. Not to mention E1's admission above. So James 315 is getting 4 way action with an audience. I guess that would qualify it as a porno.

      Now dropping all trolling metagame RP....

      Heh, I actually enjoy trolling this blog. It's actually more fun than the game itself. I see that people liked E1's admission that I wrote above. However, I'm not responsible if you damage your keyboard.

      Butthurt Miner

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    9. Innocent BystanderAugust 9, 2014 at 6:22 PM

      "There is quite a few of us down here do will shit in your lunchbox *given the opportunity*."

      See BM, that is your greatest failure. You wait for an opportunity to be given to you. You don't go out and create opportunity like the valiant Knights of the New Order. You will always just be an insignificant voice on the comment section of a blog and not a force for change. I would say good effort, but I haven't seen any on your part.

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  5. It is a good thing that Eve is a space game, that is the only place large enough to hold the unbelievable arrogant stupidity that you code monkeys have...

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    1. If "unbelievable arrogant stupidity" is another way of saying "unbelievable dedication to the code and the greater good", we would require 50 universes to hold it^^.

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    2. Its a good thing eve is a game, that way all the mentally deficient carebears and sjw's won't get too buttmad over being outwitted at every turn. Oh wait...

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  6. Dear Anon 12.23,

    Angry, bitter & twisted is no way to fly in space son.

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