In case you haven't noticed, it's Venture Appreciation Month in highsec. What started with Agent Anal Canal's idea to give away a single PLEX has grown into something extraordinary. It's fitting that we should take some time to appreciate the history of Venture ganking, which has always been a colorful New Order tradition. Agent Malcolm Shinhwa shares his story of a memorable Venture gank:
"Cruising around Balle waiting, hoping, for wartargets to login. I was chatting with the locals about my favorite topic, the Code, when I saw a newbro in his Venture. I warned newbro that Balle wasn't a safe place for one so young and in such a fragile ship. He LOL'ed in local. I continued to give warnings in local. You know, just like people always say that we should, because then people would understand and buy the permits."
A young carebear named Ripjack Rotineque was barely three and a half days into the game. But already he was walking down the path of bot-aspirancy and rebellion.
Instead of buying a permit, Ripjack acted like a baby. Malcolm was trained to handle babies.
"I found a spare Cat, meta-4 fit :(, but it would have to do. It took several minutes to get everything sorted. Would Ripjack beat feet after making such a rude remark to a Knight of the New Order? I had tried to be nice. Tried to tell him Balle wasn't safe. Told him about the permits. What did I get for doing it the carebear way? Insulted. Surely he's not out in space..."
Ripjack was easy to find. Highsec is no place to hide from the New Order.
Pop, pop, and the young miner was on his way.
The residents of Balle were much impressed by Malcolm's lightning victory. Our hero shrugged off the praise. He was a tactical genius, sure, but he was just doing his job.
Agents of the New Order aren't merely elite PvP warriors; they are also artists and philosophers. Malcolm took some time to reflect upon Ripjack's short EVE life and what it meant to highsec. Then he made this memorial. Without the Order, the carebear would have been forgotten. Thanks to Malcolm, the lessons of Ripjack's life would stand forever--as a silent witness to the Code.
\o/ The Code always wins! Huzzah !!
ReplyDeleteWell done Malcolm & Lenda. It's a thankless job we do, but we know in our hearts righteousness is on our side.
deep down you actually feel like the bully that used to harras you at school, its okay this is your version of revenge.
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(That's the) Way to go! (As I believe you Americans are fond of saying). Couldn't agree more.
ReplyDeleteoohw com'n u old fart, u still trying to be their good guy?
DeleteGive that spy intel you promised when you went to infiltrate the new order
Sasha shows he racist towards Americans and tries to ridicule them
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ReplyDelete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
old news already, change the record
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I am Butthurt Miner and I agree with this post.
DeleteAnonymousAugust 20, 2014 at 8:08 PM
Deletedream on!
This shit sticks buddy. Code had an EPIC FAIL! You cant wash that of anymore. CODE lost. And this sorry clowns troup still tries to tell big stories, this shows that this is all just blabla from some sore PvP losers.
he Sasha: and as germans say: Du bist ein Arschl?ch Klausi!
DeleteConfirming that we take these accusations of "cowardice" by quality members of the EVE community such as "Random Anonymous Blog Poster @ 7:58 AM" very serious, and that our top team of internet experts is working hard to make sure that we regain the respect of every single random anonymous player who is too afraid to post from his main :)
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again those loosers, hello wake up:
ReplyDeletehundreds of ventures explode daily in wh space , low / 0 sec
instead of trying to shoot a difficult to shoot target like Prospect you go for mostly new player
but if experience player show up like at AT
piss in pants and log off
thats not POWER
thats PURE WEAKNESS as its finest
(or without balls)
i really wish those guys would stop going around loosening things causes a nightmare in dock yards
DeleteYes, I am seeking to end our well established policy of loosening things, baby punching, and other issues relating to BALLS as soon as possible in order to ensure that pillars of the EVE community such as "Random Anonymous blog poster @ 8:47PM who is too afraid to most with his main" are 100% happy with our actions at all time.
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Confirming that this brave heroic and respect Anonymous poster @ 9:59AM who happens to be afraid to post with his main needs to use at least 12 more ******'s and copy/paste his serious and well thought out opinion at least 523 more times in the next 12 hours before I can begin to consider forwarding it to my senior diplomatic team for action!
DeleteHelp me help you, we won't even require you to have enough courage to post with your main while you insult others for not having enough courage to be at round 1 of a contest that we already won before we ever started, which is a well documented fact.
Now you have a seniour diplomatic team...
DeleteYou were senior diplomat before...
Wanna ask again why you are called liers?
Wait...
Courage! You? *YOU* ask for Courage?
You were running from the AT, so are the last persons who could doubt the courage of others.
http://shortlinks.de/r61s
[link]http://shortlinks.de/r61s[/link]
DJ Smurf, you have to help yourself, before even trying of helping others.
DeleteAs proven cowards, it is rediculous, doubting the courage of others!
Code are proven losers and denying it makes you proven liers.
welcome to the real (eve) world.
Confirming that I am dealing with all these "rediculous" (sic) "liers" (sic) as quickly as possible, and that soon I will emerge, like a beautiful butterfly leaving his cocoon into the "real (eve) world".
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what a boring story if everyone whois mining in wh , low , 0 sec would telling their daily venture lost
ReplyDeletepffffff
that count as victory of New Order (whats going on with new order)
1. shooting mining barge
2. shooting big freighters (thats not easy) or orcas
3. and now falling back to t1 mining frigs
hahahah
Victory is obviously philosophical in this instance of the sandbox.
DeleteAnd that kill was April 30th. Months ago.
DeleteThe captcha on my previous post was "horse suxclit." I kid you not.
DeleteConfirming that "Anonymous Blog Poster @ 1:26 AM" is literally in the top ten list of "Quality posts made by Anonymous blog posters (too afraid to post from their mains!)" for Aug of 2014!
DeleteDont forget:
Deletecowards cannot doubt the courage of others.
You really should have been fighting at at AT!
I know you try to forget:
It eveolved further:
**CODE the OFFICIAL PROVEN COWARDS AND LIERS OF EVE**
proof:
http://shortlinks.de/r61s
His name was Ripjack Rotineque.
ReplyDeleteWhat a moving tribute. Its as if to say, "We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden." Thanks for leading the way, New Order.
but new order will never leave the security of high sec
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
same like AT
just 2 venture kill by a whole alliance since18- 19th Aug.(or not in zkillboard)
ReplyDeleteseems not many ppl be part of contest
strange isnt it?
One gets tired of repeating it,but...
DeleteAnyone can enter the contest - it is an open contest. You don't have to be part of the CODE. Alliance (many of whom are busy transforming Highsec in other ways). Prizes are awarded for (among other things) the number of Ventures popped, and not the number of people doing the popping.
sigh...
What contest?
DeleteAlliance Tournament?
CODE. chickend out, remember?
You wan't transform anything anymore, code is now the laughing stock and the officals clowns-troup of whole New Eden. The Joke of Highsec. Hunting Ventures, acknoledeg Newbships.
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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To be honest, this seems like a missed opportunity. CODE. nabs some mining barges with a full flight of drones and well... mines it out of him. With Hob IIs.
ReplyDeleteCODE, an infamous alt alliance built around suicide-ganking miners and haulers in highsec, did very little practicing and were short on players for their team.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Catalyst and Talos were banned by RvB, the CODE team captain Khoda Khan found himself out of ideas for a fleet composition, and logged out of the game, along with the few team members available. With nobody on the field to fight, Red vs Blue was awarded a by without firing a shot.
Winner: Red vs Blue (Default)
Direct copypaste from themittani.com
xD
You know, instead of running away like pussies, code SHOULD have fielded fully tanked procurers and used drones. Now THAT would have been trolling the tournament, not to mention funny as hell. If code did that, then I would have gladly gave them a tip of the hat for an excellent troll. But, alas, they turned tail and ran for their logoff buttons.
DeleteBM
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and can many gank alts can fly a Procurer?
DeleteMy code ganker can fly 2 ships, Cata's and Talos, and since AT participation was based on being a member in April, you couldn't bring a skilled pilot in.
RvB knew that code are elite Cata and Talos pilots and were afraid to face them... true story, and Code didn't care anyway, AT is like world of tanks in space, also true story.
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"but new order will never leave the security of high sec
ReplyDeletehahahahaha"
(Please see below) This is just a small example of your ignorance. There are many more.
CODE never leaves hisec.. CODE never shoots something that can shoot back.. whine whine whine.. blah blah blah.
http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/08/clear-and-present-danger.html
"Agents of the New Order aren't merely elite PvP warriors; they are also artists and philosophers."
ReplyDeleteBut obviously also illiterates, since he spells "carebear" as "carbear".
Typographical error does not equal illiteracy.
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Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL WINNERS OF EVE***
Delete********Undefeated in the Alliance Tournament*********
DeleteLet's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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Why do you care so much? These guys are a sideshow....
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ReplyDelete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
Sorry to bother, but its not PvP Elite if you tuck your tails between your legs and run!
ReplyDeleterinse was repeat:
**CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
Yawn...
ReplyDeleteThis story must be designed to bore the reader into forgetting about the tournament.
But nobody is going to forget it.
Ever.
Epic fail
Confirming that unless all of EVE forgets about recent events that due to a lack of "honor" the "UNDOCK" button will no longer work, as everyone knows that unless enough random Anonymous blog posters who are too afraid to post with their mains approve of your every action, EVE literally cannot be enjoyed!
DeleteNow, keep talking about it - share your feelings, have very strong opinions about events you were never part of in the first place, and SHARE THEM with as many people as possible as loudly as you can. Truly, this will result in us not winning so hard anymore!
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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Conforming CODE couldn't even field a team. The Mittani speaks the truth.
Delete[ 2014.07.09 01:20:36 ] loyalanon > we havent even had 12 people x up for alliance team
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Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
Delete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
And you will be here whining and crying about what code did yesterday and/or the day before tomorrow and the next day and the next. Nice to see someone so upset at code they would never stop them in game and have to cry anonymously on a blog.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tears and the views on the blog
Sir, you have stumbled onto one of the two top secret "Anti-Ganking" / "Anti-Code" strategies of 2014.
Delete#1 - A bold strategy of doing nothing in game that accomplishes anything and flocking to every single online forum that does not require them to be held accountable in-game for their words, and then crying / whining and raging in a way that any thirteen year old X-Box player would be in awe of.
#2 - The "Scissors Technique" - rest assured, we have top men trying to analyse this tactic, but in the meantime I urge all CODE supporters to either contact DrysonBennington (FIVE STAR GENERAL OF THE SCISSORS TECHNIQUE) in game, or use random alts to join channels such as "anti-ganking" and "gank-intel" and then use your secret spai powers to try to determine the actual mechanics of this strategy.
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
Delete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
Thank you for that very informative copy/paste remark that you continue to spam, and I can assure you that we all take random copy/paste spam from players too afraid to post with their mains very serious, and that soon we will engage in a new campaign to ensure that all scared anonymous carebears feel much better soon.
Deleteahh, DJ smurf discovered that copy and paste is not good!
DeleteSure you twat.
Friendly reminder!
Shit sticks!
Code lost!
Proof presented:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE**
Just for the record
This reply thread has now changed topics with new questions that need to be addressed:
Delete1) Am I being referred to as "DJ smurf" due to my long history of earning fat stacks by buying large quantities of psudeo-ephedrine in order to provide them to meth cooks?
2) As I now being referred to as "DJ smurf" due to my popular remixes of literally every single song ever featured on "The Smurfs (1981) that have obtained international fame?
These are serious questions, just as serious as the issues brought up by "Random anonymous blog poster too afraid to post with his main", "Random anonymous blog poster too afraid to post with his main", "Random anonymous blog poster too afraid to post with his main" and of course who can forget "Random anonymous blog poster too afraid to post with his main". Please address these as soon as possible so we may have some form of closure and can treat your serious comments with all of the serious responses they are worthy of!
Well who knows? But it seems to upset you!
DeleteDont be mad, just remember:
The Code lies, proof: Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 12:13 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL PROVEN COWARDS AND LIERS OF EVE**
The Truth(tm)
Confirming that all of the New Order are liers, literally all we ever do is lay around winning EVE, as in a person or thing that lies around waiting. I think the word you may be looking for is "LIARS" - please update as quickly as possible so I can take care of this serious incident.
DeleteAlso suggesting that our brave Anonymous shiptoaster invest a a copy of this new technology that underlines the words they cannot spell in red, thus allowing him to right click on them before clicking "publish" and causing extreme diplomatic confusion in these regards.
So far this reply thread has led my diplomatic team to determine that we are a large group of people who sit around in wait while dealing with having to re-tighten all the bolts on our internetspace shapeships due to them being loose.
Diplomacy is very serious business, and unless you can communicate clearly it's very hard for me to get your serious input to the proper customer service department.
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL HEROES OF EVE***
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Friendly reminder!
DeleteShit sticks!
Code lost!
Proof presented:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
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Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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ReplyDeleteLet's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
This has many types of animals. Proud hunting lions, busy tiny bears and, ofcourse, the New Order of Stinky Hyenas >;-]
ReplyDeleteLet's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL HEROES OF EVE***
Delete********Too cool to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
Friendly reminder!
DeleteShit sticks!
Code lost!
Proof presented:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE**
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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The Code always wins!. Been reading this blog since the start of law and order in High-sec. James315 is a brilliant writer and father of high-sec!. Please keep up your good work.
ReplyDeleteLet's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
ReplyDelete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL HEROES OF EVE***
Delete********Too cool to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
Friendly reminder!
DeleteShit sticks!
Code lost!
Proof presented:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE**
Sorry, but the code always wins, a fact that you can see on this blog.
DeleteThe Code lies, proof: Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 12:13 PM
Deletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL PROVEN COWARDS OF EVE**
The Truth(tm)
The link seems to be broken?
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I do like the anon desperately trying to spin the alliance tournament as a loss. He's trying so very, very hard.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta admire it. All of these anons who literally are so afraid that anything they ever say be in any way connected with them in game having such serious opinions about things - this is truly a very serious time for the New Order :P
DeleteYou gotta admire it, CODE. sticks in deep shit and those guys still think, they make smart remarks!
DeleteFriendly reminder!
Shit sticks!
Code lost!
Proof presented:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0DBmnje87o/U_EsufUAoWI/AAAAAAAAAoY/XahuUM0zUWw/s1600/code%2Bloses.jpg
**CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE**
Want a Name? Call me the Truth
DeleteLike the Truth is hunting you"
;)
I would take it more seriously if it werent so obviously you are the only one making all the posts.
DeleteLet's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***
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Elite PvP Code stile:
ReplyDeleteSpout for weaks how tough you are and what mighty skills you have.
When called to fight run as fast as you can!
lurk back and start lying like a trooper!
I like that, so i copy it to:
**CODE the OFFICIAL PROVEN COWARDS AND LIERS OF EVE**
I'd take this more seriously if you could spell properly....
Deletei doubt that. (you take it seriously)
Deletehowever the meaning comes through.
I would take it more seriously if you werent the only one making all the posts.
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Link not working....
ReplyDeleteGrrr Code when an illegal operator is popped without the warnings or chance to pay for a permit the carebears say they would have complied with.
ReplyDeleteGrrr Code when an illegal is popped after those warnings are given and the illegal predictably insults and doesn't comply.
This demonstrates the contradictory nature of the carebear (damned by them if you do, damned by them if you don't), and also (when warnings are given) their lying that they "would pay if given warning".
Agreed! Its stupid to pay, since code will shoot you anyways.
ReplyDeleteBut things change!
Its not "grr code" its "loooool code"
**CODE the OFFICIAL PROVEN COWARDS AND LIERS OF EVE**
Lol, never tried the link in the first place.
ReplyDeleteIf it "was very smart of me", how does it make me an idiot?.
ReplyDeleteYou're bragging about shooting a three day old character?
ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with you?
That's elite PvP
Deleteapparently.
bwahahaha!
why are you so excited about this? Why do you care so much if they win or lose? It's a side show at best.
DeleteAre you ignorant anon 144? It is not about the offenders skill level, but his attitude.
Deletegood question, it shows that you really not the brightest one.
ReplyDeleteIts sophisticated, maybe this helps:
Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what "irony" is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like "goldy" and "bronzy" only it's made out of iron.
Dude, its just somebody's alt, get over it :p
ReplyDeleteCode always winning like Charlie Sheen... Winning!
Like Charlie Brown.
DeleteGood grief!
Confirming CODE couldn't even field a team. The Mittani speaks the truth.
Delete[ 2014.07.09 01:20:36 ] loyalanon > we havent even had 12 people x up for alliance team
Confirming white knight tears are very delicious
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Confirming CODE tears are yellow.
ReplyDeleteEveryone keeps blabbing about AT. Simply put, none of the active gankers in CODE. really care. We will still keep ganking. AT was just something to do and most of us would rather just keep ganking. Others would say: that means CODE. Is afraid of pvp. Our kill boards show otherwise. Meet almost any of us in lowsec, we will fight and win.
ReplyDeleteso keep blabbing about AT. I'll keep ganking as usual.
I don't think you know where any low sec systems are.
ReplyDeleteYou probably used white-out on your Dotlan maps.
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Can't tell if spambot
Deleteor just someone who really needs to get a life.
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Delete********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********
And now BANNED FOREVER FROM AT - REKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!