It seems the New Order is everywhere you look these days. That's not something to be alarmed or troubled by; we're here to help. Unfortunately, some EVE players refuse to be helped. This puts their ships and cargo at risk. Nevertheless, our Agents never take any action beyond that which is necessary. Let's look at some necessary actions that took place during the week of August 10th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 16th @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Oh, it's this kill. We'll have more to say about this later, but here's the short version: Psi StarPsi was AFK autopiloting a triple-anti-tanked freighter through Uedama. That was bad. What was worse is that Psi StarPsi's cargo was a series of containers with several dozen Alliance Tournament ships, totaling more than 20 billion isk. Agents Krominal, Walter Kramer, Keraina Talie-Kuo, loyalanon, ELicken, the reaverkiller, John E Normus, Myd'raal, Albino Chan, Jon 1, Vestion Stenier-Tian, and V-ktor Dolus did what you'd expect them to do. What they've been trained to do.
I've never been a fan of half-measures. DocTardis did what a lot of carebears do these days: He put some tank modules on his ship, while fitting frivolous yield mods in the lows and leaving the rigs empty. The result was a 1.5 billion isk Mackinaw loss, along with a 430 million isk pod, for a nearly 2 billion isk lost in one pop. Agents Throatslashar and iZaEaRl supervised the destruction of this equipment.
Two startling industrial losses from late last week. First, Artion Amatin was flying an Iteron V with no less than 8 different anti-tank modules and 1.8 billion isk of cargo. Agent Mike Adoulin was no longer at war with the carebear's corp, which apparently lulled the carebear into a false sense of security. When he went AFK, our Agent simply switched over to a gank ship and took out the trash.
Carlluchi Bear was also abusing the industrial class of ships when he went AFK and let Agent Dirty Deeds1 pop him. No estimate is available for the value of this particular loss, but that looks like a fair number of blueprint originals.
Karin Dazzle continued the trend of anti-tanked industrial ships being blown up this week. Her Mammoth had so few EHP that you could practically see right through its hull. Karin, too, was carrying a sizable collection of blueprints. Evepraisal provides an estimate of between 24.5 and 91.5 billion isk lost. Agent Zasar barely sneezed on the ship and everything blew away.
Carebears love it when CCP adds new baubles to the game. I'm not sure why, since they'll only lose them to the New Order. shinjitanaka equipped a bunch of that Genolution Core nonsense and promptly threw it away in a fit of bot-aspirancy. Agent iZaEaRl scored the Podkill of the Week. Some might look at this killmail and say, "See, carebears? This is why we can't have nice things." But the truth is that everyone in highsec does have something very nice. The nicest thing in all EVE: the Code.
Selling catalyst permits for AT, 10M/catalyst
ReplyDeleteTrying to send money to "Anonymous @ 10:33PM" but it's not working, do we need to get 20,000 nerds to rage and cry vs 10,000 before we can purchase said permits?
DeleteKills from AT?
ReplyDeleteNone!
Look at you loosers!
Seems code is everywhere these days...
ReplyDeleteExcept on AT where it would count!
The Code Always Wins!!!
DeleteExcept when it counts.
DeleteIWhen it counts, the codies cry and run away.
The Code Keeps winning, while random anonymous posters keep whining!
Delete10,000 Nerds rage and the code wins again!
Bad luck, since those posters are not whining but laughing hard!
DeleteSure royal moron! This time code won so hard, i still cant stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteThe Code Always Wins!
DeleteI am still laughing over this "win"
DeleteCODE is undefeated in the tournament! James 315 is a river unto his people!
ReplyDeleteThe Code always wins
A river of tears
DeleteErrrr you do know they lost that match since they never turned up
DeleteThe Code wins again!
DeleteSo?
DeleteMaybe like taht:
They won a big Audiance laughing over them!
He rolf sofrano, you can already breatje again? You where running away from AT so fast....
ReplyDeleteThe Code wins again!
DeletePlaing parrot?
DeleteLaughing even harder
The Code ALWAYS wins!
DeleteNot today!
DeleteEveryday the code wins!
DeleteYeah Wolf, you won all right... You won so hard that you ran from a real pvp fight with your tail between your legs to the logoff button.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So how's your wife's face? I'm told those stretch marks will be there for awhile.
Butthurt Miner
this is why i always agree with code when they say they always win
DeleteObviously code is not able to recognise the difference between winning and losing. Hint: this is another time code lost.
DeleteThis time MASSIV
James315 runs for CSM - QUITS
ReplyDeleteErotica runs for CSM - QUITS
Code enters AT - QUITS
Hmmm a pattern emerges....
James 315, Erotica 1, DJ Entropy, and Wolf Soprano aka Loyalamoron were too busy butting their dicks in each other's asses. Butthurt Miner claimed it, even posted pictures, so it's gotta be true.
DeleteConfirming we were just all too busy in the weekly CODE elite orgy to bother with internet spaceships.
DeleteWell, admitting that you are all anal sex fiends is the first step on the road to recovery. I have faith in your rehabilitation from excessive anal play. I should say more faith than respect as this point, since I have no respect for code anymore. I have re-posted some of the comments from this blog. Let's go down the hit list, shall we?
Delete"a no show is a loss, the CODE. lost"
"Cool. What have they won btw? Was self respect included in the prize?"
'"Wait, they're allowed to shoot back? With guns? And they're not AFK? BAILOUT! BAILOUT!" - Code in AT'
"There was no match. The CODE team all logged out when told what RvB banned and refused to talk to CCP."
"If they're not fighting mining barges(afk freighters and other such as you can see above), they're a bunch of pussies?"
"CODE found out they would have to leave the safety of hi-sec for the fight and that their opponents would be fitting weapons so they rage quit?"
"KILL of the Year - code cowards - deliberately threw alliance tournament because they were scared to fight RvB LMAO"
"CODE respect all over highsec has been reduced to the level of Jita scammers. Do yourselves a favor and biomass your toons before you make yourselves look even more stupid."
And my favorite
"Wolf Soprano ran with his tail between his legs to the logoff button."
So here you have it folks. When challenged with a real pvp fight, they ran. I'm thinking that since the code bot monkeys were participating in James 315's weird glowing ass, they can't do pvp. They have been robbed of their mental faculties.
In any case, nothing more needs to be said at this point.
This is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code is falling. The code is failing. A code free highsec is not too far off. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
wow that wall of tears.
DeleteConfirming that the Anonymous poster using the name "Butthurt Miner"' has very serious points and opinions that will be addressed during the daily secret shareholder meeting.
DeleteIt's common knowledge that if the Anonymous poster using the name "butthurt miner" does not feel your battles qualify as a "real PVP fight" then there really is no point in even bothering anymore. We will address this as quickly as possible and take steps to make sure that all battles in the future meet this Anonymous random blog posters high standards. Thank you for bringing this very serious issue to our attention!
Its common knowledge that CODE. consists of pussies. They are not able to put up 12 Fighters in AT and to enforce the code at the same time. Thats it what you are saying.
DeleteCODE. sosn't show any qualification to talk about PvP or even "Elite PvP" since they just ducked and ran away.
CODE. =
PvP Fail
Propaganda Fail
Confirming that ever since "Anonymous blog poster @ 8:55 AM" expressed his very well thought out and serious opinion that "CODE. consists of pussies" -- a top team of serious internet spaceship experts have taken charge of this situation to make sure random players too afraid to post with their mains or be held accountable for their words don't feel we "consist of pussies".
DeleteThank you for your well thought out opinions on the internet, rest assued we treat them with the serious attention that all random Anonymous posts should be treated with!
That is the actions of a terrorist...when they don't get their way take it out on innocents to force their issue...first code runs like the spineless cowards they are, then they are going to take it out on others because they can't take the heat for running from a REAL PVP fight...
DeleteConfirming CODE. is UNDEFEATED in AT. The Code always wins!
ReplyDeletea no show is a loss, the CODE. lost
DeleteSorry to burst your bubble there NiteTime Video, but a no show isn't a win, it's a loss. So the code alliance has lost the AT. So much for code's elite pvp.
DeleteCool. What have they won btw? Was self respect included in the prize?
ReplyDeleteConfirming that the respect and love of random anonymous posters on our blog has always been the goal, and that we secretly crave e-bushido.
DeleteFOR THEIR HONOR.
What is the honour in bragging about your PvP skills and then runnung away when it counts?
DeleteConfirming that cyber honor and e-Bushido is literally the entire focus of the CODE. alliance and that we are taking steps to make sure that this issue is resolved as quickly as possible, after all - if the well known EVE player "Anonymous blog poster @ 8:56AM" feels that there are issues with "honor" - these issues need to be sorted out as quickly as possible!
DeleteThe New Order is undefeated in both tournaments and CSM elections.
ReplyDelete"Wait, they're allowed to shoot back? With guns? And they're not AFK? BAILOUT! BAILOUT!" - Code in AT
ReplyDeleteI could have respected a fight whereyou lost. Different fits, having to deal with toons that shoot back etc. But to not even turn up? The whole of EVE is laughing at you. You had no credibility before but now you have shown that you are in fact the joke the whole of hi-sec has always considered you to be.
ReplyDeleteConfirming that we will reform in order to earn the respect of "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:19PM"
DeleteIt's no secret that the key to victory in EVE is to gain the respect of this well known player.
Confirming that we here on this blog consider "Butthurt Miner" to be very serious business, after all - we are all aware of his epic record in game! I mean, he does not exist in the first place, but we cannot let that stop us from giving his masterful "trolling" the serious attention it needs :)
Deletehttp://puu.sh/aXhal/7ad24d128d.jpg
All he needs to do is create a character and actually do something in game, and we will have a serious spaceship meeting about his very serious concerns.
Confirming a complety loss of credibitly of CODE. Propaganda.
DeleteOh and pointing at others dosn't help you!
CODE. shot themself down!
Not Rippard Teg.
Confirming that the serious loss of credibility in the eyes of "Anonymous blog poster @ 8:59AM" is a very serious issue and that literally a entire support team is working to resolve this issue as quickly as possible.
DeleteYou want to know how this is a win for Code?
ReplyDeleteJust look around eve atm guys. Getting 10 thousand nerds to rage at the exact same moment isn't easy. That moment on twitch when Fozzy trolled you nerds with the talos/cat ban... priceless!
Fozzy trolled us? Yeah, right. Well, then I guess CODE. just trolled themselves lol.
DeleteRage? No one is raging over this. All just wondering how retarded you can be to fuck everything up so hard and so fast.
>Run big alliance who "claims" his rights over all high-sec
>"Terrorize" miners, freighters, noobs and carebears
>AT time
>Won't show up for a fight
>Pretend they don't have enough ppl online
PS
You need to work harder, codeboy. Better find a better excuse for them :D
Confirming that due to "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:57PM" determining that we are "retarded" and "fuck everything up" and that we should "work harder" - we have declared a emergency meeting with the internet itself to address these concerns and earn the love and respect of the well established content creator "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:57PM" back.
DeleteWe literally cannot survive without his respect. We promise, we will earn it back. After all, we can't have some random Anonymous blog poster calling us "retarded" - that's very serious business!
Maybe he called code-monkey "retarded" because code-monkeys are able to believe in contradictions. Noooo, you don't need respect. You may read you own propaganda, but you obviously don't understand what you have written.
DeleteConfirming the comment made by the well known EVE player "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:02 AM" - I may "read you own propaganda" (I think you are missing a letter there), but it's obvious that I am unable to understand a single thing that I have written.
DeleteI hope you understand that myself and the entire New Order are very concerned about the opinions of well respected and known members of the EVE community such as yourself, and we literally have the internet itself on the phone right now trying to regain our honor and E-Bushido as quickly as possible. This is very serious business.
The Code ALWAYS Cries....
ReplyDeleteThere was no match. The CODE team all logged out when told what RvB banned and refused to talk to CCP.
ReplyDelete"Wait, they're allowed to shoot back? With guns? And they're not AFK? BAILOUT! BAILOUT!" - Code in AT
ReplyDeleteLucky i copied the intire twitch Chat from today.. the part where everyone realizes that CODE went all EMO, is beond epic. Im gonna put it all online once i find a permanent place for it. :)
ReplyDeleteSoo maney awsome comments. we just cant forget. :D
No kidding, RvB banned Catalysts and Talos and CODE decided not to compete
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you train to fly only one ship.
DeleteDumbasses. Code LOST. Wolf Soprano ran with his tail between his legs to the logoff button. NO amount of propaganda will change the fact that code ran away from a real fight like cowards.
So New Order, by your actions, you have made yourselves, James 315, your so-called control of highsec, and your precious "code" irrelevant. Most importantly, you have suffered such a loss of face that you have now become the Joke of Highec.
Confirming that now that "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:32 AM" has determined we are the "Joke Of Highec" -- we are all on the way to Jita to biomass due to our irrelevance. This is very serious business, and we are all very concerned :P
DeleteOh, i would recommend to that you dissolve CODE. and all the corps in it and biomass yourself. Because with the AT thing you have blown CODE. to irrelevance.
DeleteConfirming the serious opinions of the well known member of the EVE community "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:05 AM" and informing him that ever since this event, literally everything has changed with the way our alliance operates and dozens of top ranking internet experts are having serious meetings right now to avoid us having to dissolve the entire alliance due to the negative opinions expressed by well know members of EVE such as:
Delete"Anonymous August 18, 2014 at 9:05 AM"
"Anonymous August 18, 2014 at 9:02 AM"
And of course who can forget the scathing remarks made by the highly respected EVE player "Anonymous August 18, 2014 at 8:11 AM"
This is VERY serious business.
This only proves how bad CODE is at PVP... they can't even do it
ReplyDeleteHow about posting some of those AT kills, oh wait you can't
ReplyDeleteInforming "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:31 PM" that the AT kills are like, all over this thread - and they are beyond epic :P
DeleteInforming DJ Entropy @ 11:31 that there are no AT kills here at all. If you see any you should probably seek professional help :P
DeleteLook harder. I literally see dozens of kills everywhere, I mean - look how hard they are crying :-)
Deletewell, it's a shame. but i am in no way surprised that something so childish can come from them :) shows a lot how they tick
ReplyDeleteRvB obviously demanded CODE to pay them Tournament Permit and CODE declined.
ReplyDeleteCODE found out they would have to leave the safety of hi-sec for the fight and that their opponents would be fitting weapons so they rage quit?
ReplyDeleteConfirming the theory that not a single New Order agent has ever left high-sec or engaged in combat with a single target that was fitted with weapons.
DeleteAlso confirming that the thousands of API verified kills that show otherwise are part of an elaborate scam, most likely, and the few that were not part of this scam were probably due to blobbing / lack of Bushido / unfair fights / gate camps / honor/ exploits / not being "real" fights / Space Jesus / other reasons.
So what?
DeleteYou ran away from AT, after bosting to fight their.
CODE. lost.
End
Confirming that we are "bosting to fight their" and that we will stop it as soon as possible. Also recommending you invest in a spelling and or grammar check tool, perhaps both.
DeleteYeah. Even a troll comp I could have respected. Bailing just confirms that Code are scammers, not pilots.
ReplyDeleteConfirming the theory we are all scammers and have never piloted a single internet spaceship ever - and promising in the future we will work harder to gain the respect and love of "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:37PM"
DeleteThat was hardly a withdrawal.
ReplyDeleteIt was more of an oh-****-what-have-we-done-lets-get-out-of-here!
- CODE always wins... especially at the AT! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA XD -
ReplyDeleteWait, that was today?
DeleteFriendly reminder:
Deletea total loss.
The sad part is that a lot of people, even nominal CODE opponents such as myself, would have been happy to pitch in to help if Loyalanon or Wolf Soprano or whomever had reached out to us. It was really nice to see CODE engaging in some new and exciting activities involving teamwork and real PvP, and I'm really disappointed that due to a lack of organizational competence the whole thing fell apart. So Wolf, instead of banning me from both of your channels and screaming "tears" every 3 seconds....why not reach out and try to work together to accomplish constructive things?
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Veers Belvar
Are you the same guy that commented 3 paragraphs of crying in the last kills of the week post?
DeleteWhy would I cry? I neither lost a ship nor was I compelled to change my gameplay. I am simply distraught over what I see as the gradual collapse of CODE due to bad management and mission creep. It's time to bounce Loyalanon/Wolf Soprano as CEO, and to consider a new election for savior of highsec, James 315 has really been slipping as of late. CODE needs to refocus on its core mission, what it excels at - targetting AFK miners and bots, and getting them to comply with the code. Everything else - freighters, incursion runners, mission runners, etc... are just distractions from CODE's core competency, and are diluting its effectiveness.
DeleteThe entire argument/opinion was invalidated upon the use of the phrase "core competency". Sorry.
DeleteTry to focus on forming up a fleet for the AT next time, and don't worry about management concepts that elude your limited understanding.
DeleteConfirming we are very concerned about our core competency and are hiring a team of spaceship management experts to promote synergy while encouraging confidence for potential customers in a modern internet spaceship market.
DeleteWhatever little respect that code has gained over the past two years was lost. It really showed everyone in the game that the code are a bunch of cowards who run away from a real fight. Code and their "precious" CODE has finally been revieled as for what it truely is...a joke.
DeleteJames 315, the leader of Code, and the Joke of Highsec.
Now that's his new title.
Confirming that now that we have lost the respect of "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:39 AM" and have been determined to be a "joke" by this pillar of the community, we are all quitting EVE online.
DeleteIt's common knowledge that our ultimate goal is to be seen as brave and full of e-honor and much bushido by anonymous posters. This is very serious business :)
That would work if you guys made spaceships...Your specialty, dating back to the beginning of the site, was taking on miners and AFK bots, bumping them, and even ganking them, to force them to interact with other players. This gained you a lot of sympathy throughout New Eden, and attracted a dynamic group of Code enforcement agents. Unfortunately, as donations piled in, CODE lost its focus, turning to griefing, endless ganking, tear collection, and of course most of all stocking the agitated ego of Loyalanon. It's time to go back to those early romantic days, and focus on miners, not freighters, incursion runners, or mission runners. And no more pathetic shenanigans like this AT default.
DeleteConfirming a emergency session of the the supreme council of the New Order has been called to deal with the very serious issue of "Veers Belvar" crying about Loyalanon.
DeleteThe internet will give you a call soon, Veers - as we need to know what we should do. After all, we cannot continue to function if you feel we are up to "pathetic shenanigans" and we are willing to dedicate a team of spaceship experts to ensure that we have your approval at all times.
Literally, the future of the New Order depends on this. We will deal with it.
Making snide jokes and saying stupid things isn't going to solve the serious issues the New Order is facing. Have a real meeting, find a better CEO, and go back to what made you popular. The tear collection game has gotten boring, go generate some real content.
DeleteConfirming that the emergency session of the the supreme council dealing with the feelings of "Veers Belvar" will make no snide jokes or say anything stupid, and is a very serious and real meeting.
DeleteExpect your phone to ring soon, the internet itself needs to know who Veers would like to see as the CEO of "The Conference Elite" and is worried that you might get bored with our ideas or not approve of the content that is generated.
This is very serious, and we will treat it as such. Thank you for your opinions - your name is often mentioned when we all meet in our secret underground bunker (which, of course, is paid for by our Goonswarm overlords by RMT money we get from SOMER blink!)
Well you confirm a lot...
Deleteconfirming that DJ has confirmed multiple confirmations
DeleteRick: On a busy news day such as today, it's vital for a diplomat to take charge and confirm or deny the very serious issues that have taken place in internet spaceship land. After all, "Random Anonymous Blog Poster" has raised some very valid points that need serious attention from my diplomatic team. I had to call in over three dozen experts tonight, as well as getting on a conference call with the entire internet itself to deal with this :)
Deleteyeah you're mad we get it
DeleteMy theory is that some shitlord knocked out the power at loyalanon/James 315/Erotica 1/The Mittani's house and he couldn't multibox his team of alts to victory.
ReplyDeleteanyone else notice next match is cfc vs cfc alts.
ReplyDeletePraise BoB
ReplyDelete[ 2014.08.17 23:27:32 ] loyalanon > just to get the record straight, we made at least 200 billion from getting paid to throw the AT for RVB
ReplyDelete[ 2014.08.17 23:27:48 ] loyalanon > thats all I can say further on the matter
try harder gorilla.
Deletelook at the "new order treasury" at top left side
Deleteno i dont see 200 bill
more lies of code members
- CODE always wins... especially at the AT! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA XD -
that is the only truth
nothing of that is true
The Code ALWAYS Cries....
LOL? Thinking that the new order treasury is codes alliance wallet.
Deletehaahahahahahahaha you must be new here.
code time is now coming to an end
Deletedont believe any of Erotica1, Wolf or any other Code member lies
---> Code is an alliance of scammers(since today)not pilots
go bk Jita and and do scamming
never forget:
Deleteevery code members lies if he write or open mouth
only lies and tears
thankyou antigankers for proving once again you are all stupid as fuck.
DeleteSay what you will. We're not the ones who ran away from a fight. The CODE has been rendered irrelevant. The above posters are right. The joke of highsec.
DeleteConfirming that due to "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:41 AM" deciding we are no longer relevant is something we take very serious, and promising that we will work our hardest to earn your respect and increase our number of e-bushido points with him in the future.
DeleteCODE respect all over highsec has been reduced to the level of Jita scammers. Do yourselves a favor and biomass your toons before you make yourselves look even more stupid.
DeleteConfirming that due to the loss of respect from the well established content creator "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:57AM" we have consulted the internet itself and are all on the way to Jita right now to biomass. Thank you for your input!
Deletelol who the fuck are you guys
ReplyDeleteDidn' expect any less from such leet PVPers... Haha thank you CODE, go back to shooting things that can't shoot back. Pussies.
ReplyDeletehey Erotica1 tell us how much isk you received for leaving AT
ReplyDeletewas it 200bill?
no no
it was 500 bill
oh no i received another 750 bill
and addtional 1500bill
and ccp itself paid me 5000bill
so why werent you in alliance tournament?
DeleteWait, the AT was today?
DeleteBan Catalyst, Talos.
ReplyDeleteKILL of the Year - code cowards - deliberately threw alliance tournament because they were scared to fight RvB LMAO
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny? I fly an anti-tanked industrial with upwards of a billion in cargo and not once have I been ganked. I guess that's because the auto-pilot bot that I use does warp to zero and after the jump, it turns on my tanking modules.
ReplyDeleteSo CODE. Go get pissed on some more. I've been doing it.
Confirming that the actions of "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:18 AM" in game are something that we take very serious, and that a hit squad consisting of fourteen CODE agents along with their CFC overlords are following you around right now in order to put a stop to your actions.
DeleteTruly, this is a wonderful day for the New Order.
ReplyDeleteFirst we won the Alliance Tournament today due to reasons - then we got to witness the explosion of tears and rage both here on the blog and in game.
Winning this hard all the time is just amazing. If you would like to join the winning team, please contact your local New Order agent and consider supporting the cause.
**warning: supporting the cause may cause much win all the time every time. Players without a understanding of tongue in cheek humor, parody or irony should not support the cause without consulting a doctor before supporting the cause. Side effects may include having fun when logged into EVE online, tears, rage, death threats from carebears who cannot spell, and other unknown effects. Do not support the cause and operate heavy machinery at the same time.*****
Keep posting this. It just makes you look stupid. Might as well be tears!
DeleteNo kidding. No amount of damage control or spin doctoring will change the fact that code ran for the hills when presented with a real fight. We know the truth. Go ahead DJ Entropy. Keep posting these lies. I agree with AnonymousAugust 18, 2014 at 3:25 AM above. Might as well be tears. Nothing is more delicious than ganker tears.
DeleteConfirming that "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:25 AM" thinking that I look stupid is something that I take very serious, and I have assembled a large team of internet spaceship experts to remedy this very serious breach of EVE honor.
DeleteAlso confirming that "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:45 AM" has some valid points that the team is considering and we are sending out a call for the internet to have a meeting to address these very serious concerns.
I am literally on the phone with the internet right now, will post the transcript of the meeting as soon as possible - after all, these posts by "Anonymous blog poster" are very serious and we will treat them as such :-)
Oh this is good. More delicious tears.
DeleteROTF-LMAO
Confirming that due to "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:55 AM" harvesting our obvious tears and sadness over our loss of e-bushido points we have bumped his serious concerns to the top of the very serious meeting we are having right now with the entire internet over these very serious concerns.
DeleteWe promise to do our best to regain the respect of "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:55AM" as soon as we can, as this is something we are very concerned about.
DJ Entropy seems to have had a successful invention cycle. It produced a Damage Control III module.
DeleteConfirming the suspicions of "Anonymous blog poster @ 6:32AM" - the damage done to us today by accepting 200billion ISK from RVB to just stay docked is very serious, and we may never recover from winning everything so hard. Please advise.
DeleteI used to find this blog amusing when CODE stuck to killing afk miners as per their directive. Now they are just cheap ganker pussies like Marmite and Whores. I'm guessing they were all hiding in a closet having a circle cry and collaborating on how this blog post could make people forget they were supposed to be competing in AT.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm wrong and CODE's true secret has been revealed. They are the ultimate bot aspirants and they were hoping their ships would show up to AT and fly themselves against RVB while they all afked!
Confirming that now that "Anonymous blog poster @ 3:22 AM" has compared us to GRRRR Marmite a very serious meeting will be had to address this serious breech of e-honor and regain the respect of this well established content creator!
DeleteI have to admit to being disappointed. This could of been a truly great moment for CODE. A chance to shut the naysayers up and prove a point. Now it's the opposite. CODE's rep has taken a serious hit, and the trash talk is reaching new hights on other Blogs and forums. It does not make CODE look good.
ReplyDeleteCODE never looked good. The whole lot of them are a bunch of highsec pussies that gank people who can't fight back. They might as well be afk like the bots they are supposed to kill. The mark of shame code. LOL. I agree with alot of the posts here. You can't spin this one. To even try makes code look even more stupid than they do now.
DeleteConfirming that "Anonymous Blog Poster @ 3:53 AM" calling us "stupid" and "pussies" has resulted in a late night emergency meeting of the top secret elite ruling council of the New Order, as well as a emergency call being placed to the internet itself to address these serious concerns. We will keep you updated with the results, of course.
DeleteSo far, the internet has told me that these concerns are very serious business, and we promise to treat them as such!
Anon @ 4:04AM I see what you did there :P
DeleteWhat does this have to do with prime directive of enforcing the Code, Colonel? Don't forget the mission and get caught up with the prattle of the plebs.
DeleteAnon is the beauty of the internet my friend! And I'm not antiganker. I am a WH ganker. I just think that CODE has truly lost their way and the AT fail is the culmination of that. They used to hunt afk miners. Now they just sit on the gates in Uedama, farm easy kills, and pretend it is awesome in this blog. Might as well be AFK bots themselves for all the effort they put in these days. No Risk = No Challenge = Bot Aspirant
DeleteConfirming that during the top secret elite underground meeting of CFC overlords and the CODE the serious concerns brought up by "Anonymous blog poster @ 4:49" will be given serious attention, and we have literally assembled a team of 100 internet spaceship experts to consider your serious opinions about what we used to do, what we do now, what we may do in the future, and the overall quality of our blog.
DeleteAfter all, if "Anonymous blog poster @ 4:49 AM" thinks we "might as well be AFK bots" due to lack of effort, this is a very serious charge that needs to be addressed right now.
I literally have the internet on speed dial, and you can expect a phone call very soon from the ruling council of the internet itself to consult you in a effort to remedy the error of our ways. Thank you for your opinion!
Glad you are having as much fun spamming your blog comments with crap as I am!
DeleteConfirming that we will not take the comments of "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:21AM" super serious during our emergency damage control meeting with the entire internet as he's just having fun spamming.
DeleteThis literally saves us days of debate and thousands of dollars in serious fees to internet experts to address your posts with a air of serious concern! Thank you for your support of the new order budget, after all, with the nearly 1/4 of a trillion ISK RVB paid us to not fight them today - we are still low on funds and need every single bit of cash we can get!
Is that your new line? RVB could beat you in a fleet of battle ventures in a fair fight. Why the hell would they pay you 250 bill not to fight them...
DeleteConfirming that "Stan Lee" is well known as a source of intel in regards to planned fleet operations of both RVB and the New Order and is also a well known expert with multiple characters planted in both alliances with top secret inside information proving that RVB did not totally pay us to not fight them in the first place.
DeleteAlso confirming that during tonights top secret underground meeting with the entire internet we will make sure that any future decisions in regards to battle or financial concerns are routed through "Stan Lee" first - after all, that's just common sense!
Anon4:18 - But it would of been soooo sweet to see the tears and read the internet rage of all the botters if CODE won. The PR would of been worth your weight in gold. It was a missed opportunity.
ReplyDeleteColonel, you are confused.
DeleteLook at what happened today. Thousands of players are crying and posting internet rage, and the PR is amazing.
"IF CODE won??" You made me so sad. Don't you know that the CODE always wins, every time, every day? I assumed you would understand that by now.
I recommend you dim your lights, light a candle or two, and take some time to truly meditate on the CODE and wait for a revelation. Brother, I fear you may be losing faith - and now is a good time to renew your faith.
Mockery isn't rage. You have to make that distinction. Maybe any publicity is good publicity, but I would be ashamed of this, if I were in CODE.
DeleteConfirming that we are all deeply ashamed due to our loss of honor and Bushido, and that we will all be heading to Jita soon to commit Seppuku to regain the respect and admiration of "Anonymous blog poster @ 4:56AM".
DeleteThis is something we take very serious, and should not be joked about.
If you each go there and self destruct your ships and pods in front of everyone, each of you with a hold full of PLEX and a head full of High Grade Slaves, that should satisfy the disgrace you have caused yourselves. I would gain a lot of respect for CODE in that instance. Do it!
DeleteConfirming that we take the loss of honor and respect that "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:14AM" feels about us very serious, and that we all all on the way to jita to self destruct the entire internet in a effort to regain his love.
DeleteAfter all, how can we function knowing that "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:14AM" does not respect us anymore? This is a serious issue.
DJ...your multiple posts with the same theme smack of desperation. As an agent of the New Order, I am disappointed. Whatever happened today, the silence and the spin doctoring are painful. There is no excuse for what happened today. Not even for an alleged 200 billion. On the EVE-O forums, Loyal said he made 21 billion, so who knows what the real numbers are or aren't. So Disappointed...
ReplyDeleteConfirming that the serious actions taken by the character named "Gretchen VonGaank" in the name of the New Order is something we also take very serious, after all: with a record like this:
Deletehttp://puu.sh/aXfUk/6402f4ee28.jpg
We have no choice but to totally consider your feelings and opinions about this very serious issue. After all, we will not be able to function if "Gretchen VonGaank" with a mighty record of 0 kills and 0 losses does not approve and respect our actions.
Good thing we don't care what random nobodies claiming to be part of the new order have to say.
DeleteHey...I've got one kill...lol...
Deletehttp://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Gretchen+VonGaank
Grechen, literally - we were going to table discussion on your feelings and opinions until later tonight, but that single venture kill has caused all other issues to be tabled and your issue expedited to the front of our nightly internet space court.
DeleteAfter hours of debate we have decided that if you simply kill another venture we will promise to never do anything that will disappoint you again - please provide me proof of that venture kill as soon as possible so we can get started on this process :)
<3
the general carebear,
ReplyDeletehttp://instagram.com/p/r0R9E4oQ8P/
@dj entropy, if you wanted people to post with their "real name" or "game name" you might want to stop publicly declaring them as pussy's.
You are the moron here who decided to post under your name sinc eyou have nothing to lose bieng a blind code monkey.
Confirming that one simply has to scroll up to see that "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:29" is right - I often refer to other people as "pussy's" while inserting random apostrophes into my insults, and there is a long and clear record of me behaving in this way.
DeleteI promise you, we will look into this matter right way! After all, if "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:29 AM" feels that I am a "moron who decided to post under your name sinc eyou have nothing to lose bieng a blind code monkey" - we need to get to the heart of this matter and resolve it right away.
another "anonymous" poster who would be too afraid to post under his real name.
DeleteVery simple i have stuff to lose and even if i did post under my name i would only be harrassed for it
DeleteConfirming that "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:43 AM" has very serious opinions about internet spaceships but cannot share those opinions in any way that may cause him to ever be held accountable for the opinions he shares.
DeleteNotice how all of the gallant agents of the New Order are not afraid to be held to task for what we say? You really should consider getting a permit and reading the CODE - it may result in you not having to be ashamed and afraid to be identified in public.
From failheap :"We had a few people who were good friends with loyal who was doing the leg work and helped them get their shit started. And of course I was offering to help them theory craft comps and ship fits and help them organize practices for the entertainment factor if they won. But then they ganked our freighter (which was blue to them) with our AT ships so fuck 'em. They're just giving the whole code canned response to anyone that asks them why, but loyal completely lost his shit at one of our members the other day for laughing at loyal's gatecamp getting busted up by some friends of his the day before the freighter was ganked. Given their past attitude towards our freighters which were set blue to them, its kind of makes us think that their gank was just more of loyal being a whiny bitch. The people that regularly ganked with him went into the code ts to ask him to talk to our ceo and he refused, claiming he was too scared to actually talk to him. All in all, we've found this whole thing mildly entertaining."
ReplyDeleteConfirming that the serious quotes by "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:40 AM" via "failheap" are very serious and that our emergency team of spaceship experts is dealing with this right now. After all, if "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:40 AM" has super top secret intel from "failheap" that he has decided to relay here to us, this needs to be addressed in a very professional manner as quickly as possible.
DeleteI have the internet on line two right now, "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:40AM" - we'll get you in on the conference call as soon as possible!
Entropy, clown hat won't save you. Yesterday CODE have thrown their reputation into toilet. Dance here as much as you wan't, your efforts just making it look even more disappointing.
DeleteBR,
ex-fan of the CODE.
Confirming that now that "Anonymous blog poster @ 6:25 AM" is no longer our fan and that they feel CODE has "thrown their reputation into toilet" (I think you're missing a word there) we are assembling a crack team of experts in soothing the disappointment of random anonymous blog posters -
DeleteExpect to hear from this team soon.
Perhaps in the meantime you can take some comfort knowing that your feelings about our reputation and your disappointment is a very serious concern to us and we will treat it as such.
I was considering joining the New Order of Highsec, but after AT...I don't want to have anything in common with such a losers.
ReplyDeleteConfirming that the entire New Order of Highsec was waiting on "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:45 AM" to join us and finally give us the firepower and support that we need, and confirming that we are all crushed and highly emotional over his or her Anonymous decision to not join as, after all, he or she does not want to "have anything in common with such a losers."
DeleteThis is getting very serious, I don't know if we can function without the support of "Anonymous blog poster @ 5:45 AM" - what can we do to win back your respect and get you to "consider joining the New Order of Highsec" again? After all, we literally cannot do this without you!
"After all, we literally cannot do this without you!"
DeleteConsidering how much system your "movements" controls currently, that sounds... a little bit sad.
"5:45AM".
Confirming that "Anonymous blog poster @ 6:20 AM" is right, we literally only control all of high-sec and it's rather sad - think of all the systems that have not accepted James 315 as their personal savior!
DeleteCan I count on your support to bring the good word to all these heathens?
"we literally only control all of high-sec and it's rather sad". Excuse me, you control what? Since when "all of high-sec" is 4-5 systems around Uedama?
DeleteCorrecting "Anonymous blog poster @ 7:03 AM" to inform him that by "all of high sec" we literally control every single system in the known universe with a security standing of 0.5 or higher.
DeleteThere's still a long way to go, however, the CODE needs to be spread elsewhere. Can I count on your support to share the good word of the THREE FIFTEEN in wormhole space, lowsec, and nullsec? Careful, I hear all fights there are FAIR and HONORABLE and that anyone sharing the WORD of the THREEFIFTEEN there will die a horrid death, except when they don't.
Thank you for your support!
When CHODE found out the other team was not procurers and hulks they ran like the cowards they are. Nothing but a bunch of blowhards. Emerging content/ elite pvp my bollocks
ReplyDeleteConfirming the only thing we ever kill is mining barges and exhumers and that for some strange reason API verified killmails show us killing a few dozen battleships, eight hundred pods, twenty cruisers, a bunch of Covert Ops, thirty destroyers, twenty four freighters, nearly two hundred frigates, a handful of heavy assault cruisers, fifty industrials, twenty Orcas, and a couple hundred shuttles.
DeleteSending in a support ticket now and consulting my crack team of internet spaceship experts, after all - a lot of these kills took place in low sec where we are unable to ever go and seem to be scored vs. ships that "can shoot back" which everyone knows we never do. There must be some kind of mistake.
Perhaps you can come up with the creative reasons of why none of these kills count in the first place and explain what "real pvp" is and educate us about "fair fights". Please advise as soon as possible!
Also confirming that the above numbers are just for this month. Still plenty of time to go for more, and these numbers ONLY count the CODE. alliance, not kills scored by many other brave New Order agents who are not part of the CODE. alliance.
DeleteReally looking forward to "Anonymous blog poster @ 6:34AM" and other random "Anonymous blog posters" explaining why none of this counts and giving their very serious and valid opinions about "real" PVP. Please advise!
So it seems CODE were AFK when the contest was due to start.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh the irony !
I do believe that CODE really retracted from AT for money. CODE was dying long time, so that was a scheme to squeeze remaining money out of it, close this project and move on.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Entropy, could you switch to a song, which starts with different word than "CONFIRMING". Thank you.
Corroborating the theory that CODE is dying and that this was all an elaborate plan to take the cash we have left and move on to "real pvp" that "counts" and to only engage in "fair fights" from now on.
DeleteAmazed that "Anonymous blog poster @ 7:11AM" somehow figured out our top secret plan, I worry he must have several elite spies placed into our alliance feeling him very top secret intel. Oh well, it will all be public tomorrow anyway when the CODE. alliance disbands and we all head to Jita to biomass due to lack of honor and Bushido.
Eight hundred pods. Thank you for affirming my previous. You love to shoot things that cannot shoot back. Typical coward behavior. As for your other kills, even a broken watch is right twice a day. Based on sheer statistics you were bound to get something. Once in a while you fools can get more than two or three people together and blob single ships. Your " elite PVP is like me punching an infant in the face and calling myself the MMA champion of the world asshat.
ReplyDeleteCorroborating the theory of "Anonymous blog poster @ 7:24AM" that due to destroying a bunch of escape pods and that regardless of literally hundreds of ships that were combat fit and were shooting back being destroyed, some sort of epic twist of fate must have been involved and that none of these kills should count in the first first - after all, shooting internet spaceships is just like punching infants in the face, it's literally the EXACT SAME THING.
DeleteCalling a emergency session of the CODE alliance leadership to request that we literally stop punching babies in the face and focus on being the "MMA champion of the world asshat" right away, we will get in touch with you you as soon as possible once the policy of punching babies is done away with. Should I just e-mail you? Will AnonymousBlogPoster@7:24AM.COM get results? Please advise.
Just glad you brought this up. Punching infants in the face is something that needs to end, and frankly - I am tired of being the lead diplomat of an alliance with such an awful policy. It's probably something loyalanon came up with, did you know he's literally the cancer that is killing EVE?
Bwahahaha!!! Spin away....
ReplyDeleteThat email will work just fine. Or you can just give the message to your mum and she can pass it on to me when I see her in the morning.
ReplyDeleteRecommending you learn which "REPLY" button to push that way your posts make some form of sense, after all, the entire blog is hanging on finding out what "Anonymous Blog Poster @ 7:54 AM" has to say about my mother. This is very serious business :)
DeleteConfirming that we are deeply upset about "Anonymous blog poster @ 11:30 PM" calling us a "bunch of pussies" and that we will take steps right away to prove our honor and bravery to this highly spoken of and valued member of the EVE community as soon as possible. Literally, a crack team of internet spaceship engineers and James 315 himself are addressing this issue right now.
ReplyDeleteloving the random pubbie tears. I wonder what they will be crying about next week.
ReplyDeleteThe Code Does Always Win!!!!!
Feeling like it will be something along the lines of:
Delete- Grrrrrr CODE
- "Innocent" and or "defenseless" targets
- "Real" PVP
- "Fair" Fights
- Go to (high/null/low) sec
- Grrrr goons
Time will tell :)
DJ Entropy, could you explain motives behind decision not to show up on AT match? This question is not trolling or something like. Lots of speculations are seen lately, but most of them are quite weak.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Gladly!
DeleteRVB paid us a very large sum of cash and then invested a huge sum of cash betting on themselves as the winner.
They understood that regardless of what ships they used, as followers of James 315 we literally can never be defeated in battle - so they made the smart decision to bribe us to stay at home.
What? Noble knight of the New Order are taking bribes? What's next - Jesus selling permits to Heaven??
DeleteIt was not a bribe - they simply were made aware of the "Alliance Tournament Permit" fee and decided to show full faith in James 315. They should be praised for their faith in the process.
DeleteAfter all - as holders of "Alliance Tournament Permits" we were unable to fire on them, as we do not fire on any permit holder who is showing full faith and compliance with the CODE.
DeleteSorry to destroy your LIE:
DeleteIf you forfeit their is not winner/loser, so their would not be a payout.
Of course no one can defeat you in battle if you always run away. But thats no win either.
No one would pay a snake to stay put to be trampled on.
After seeing all DJ posts i must say that this is Damage Control at its worst. Shit when down for CODE. YES now you are well known in EvE. The most famous EvE pussies ever.
DeleteIf you tried to get my Tears laughing about codies, well, them you got, i am still laughing hard. Harder and harder on every lame Excuse you bring.
Corroborating the theory of "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:15AM" that something to do with snakes and payouts and battle and running away, unsure of the point but something got trampled on and for that we are sorry, our team of internet experts is doing their best to remove all trampling snakes from the server as quickly as possible.
DeleteAlso corroborating the very serious opinion of the well respect EVE player "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:20AM" that we may be seen as "the most famous EvE pussies ever" but happy that he is laughing.
Rest assured, random anonymous posters too scared to post with their mains - we literally have over eleven internet experts working as hard as they can right now to make sure that we are not seen as "the most famous EvE pussies ever" and that your comments have been forwarded to TOP MEN who are treating them with all the respect and serious attention that they deserve.
Our Goonswarm overlords have given us access to secret tin foil hat methods that will resolve this entire issue, just stand by.
Ah, my mistake!
DeleteHmpfs Schnecken translates to SNAIL no snake.
You dont pay snails to run away. Still that dosn't help you covering your asses. Ar those "eleven experts" those who recommend to join the AT?
You can rest assured, that no amount of experts can undo that CODE. catastrophe and every one DOES SEE you as pussies.
Harm is DONE.
Example how stupid you are?
How can you have "Overlords" when Jimmy 315 should be your "Superior Leader"?
Hmmm?
tststs DJ...
I love to see you struggling...
...but it is all in vain!
Confirming that snails and snakes are a serious issue, and that experts will soon be dispatched to deal with the issues we are facing in regards to snail and snake trampling.
DeleteAlso, I again state that literally the ENTIRE NEW ORDER is very sad and upset right now due to "Anonymous blog poster @ 9:36 AM" informing us that "every one DOES SEE you as pussies" and providing "Example how stupid you are?"
There are serious issues with Overlords and tststs and vain and struggling, but you just sit back and relax - we will deal with and eliminate all snails, snakes, trampling, experts, pussies, overlords, and tstststs as quickly as we possibly can. I'll shoot a e-mail to "anonymous.blog.poster.too.scared.to.post.with.his.main@936.am" letting you know when this very serious issue is resolved!
lol, i will not post my name, you do not post yours either. If i post mine, you will try to harras my miner / industrial char. Na, PvP losers that run away can not provoke me.
DeleteDJ boy, you mentioned Overlords, i fear this is to much for your. All your efforts went down the drain. All your posts are simply code-tears.
Yummy!
:)
btw now you want to shoot? You could have done yesterday.
LACH (LOL)
ReplyDeleteTotalschaden jungs!
TOTALSCHADEN.
(Damaged beyond repair!)
Confirming that we have been damaged beyond repair by making a profit of over 200 billion ISK and having a great day, literally - the entire alliance is going to disband here in just a moment, just keep a really close eye on it and watch!
DeleteConfirming that DJ still mad :)
DeleteEven a trillion ISK could not restore the humilition. Confirming that this 200Bil is a lie. Buuuut: If you confirm this again, i will petition measures against CODE. since you try to manipulate the AT and bost about that. Good enough for a ban methinks.
Delete;)
miner bumping needs to turn its DCU 2 on big tinme
ReplyDeleteWin or lose, the CODE is always entertaining I'll give 'em that :) :)
ReplyDelete"DJ EntropyAugust 18, 2014 at 9:50 AM
ReplyDeleteConfirming that we have been damaged beyond repair by making a profit of over 200 billion"
Why RvB would pay you such amount of money if they could simply beat you at tournament? Also, betting odds were highly in favor of RvB, so putting money on their victory would give you quite small return.
Let's assume for a moment that what you said is true. Why just take the money and pay collaterals with "fame" of being chickens when you COULD take a money and make a comedy in tournament match, winning a reputation of trolls and increasing ranks of followers?
I would go even further, while trying to make up a decent excuse CODE. have confused typical Jita scam with legit tournament hosted by CCP themselves. I don't know much about AT rules, but in games other devs have zero tolerance for such incidents during similar events (especially when bets are involved) . Not to mention that punishment awaits both sides of such "deals". I wish we could get comments on this from CCP and RvB.
Delete200 Billion could not make up for the damage done. And IF it were true, what it isn't, it WILL lead to harsh measures from CCP to the CODE.
ReplyDelete@DJ Entropy
ReplyDeleteWishing to thank DJ Entropy for his constructive rants and confirming CODE. reputation is intact. Really did people actually expect the New Order to fight in a proper PvP tournament?
Anyway enjoy the cash imaginery or not as the case may be. I actually started to believe Loyalanon wanted to compete. Gullible me I suppose :( .