Sunday, August 3, 2014

Kills of the Week

During the week of July 27th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 2nd @ 23:59 EVEtime, our Agents had only one mission: To defeat the forces of bot-aspirancy and save highsec. How did they do? I'll let Agent loyalanon give you a hint, in video form:


Caution: Spoilers in the title.



Many freighters lined up and willingly entered the slaughterhouse of Uedama this week. Among them was DiaRosCris, who chose an anti-tanked Charon for hauling around her skillbooks. She left Uedama minus one freighter and one billion isk pod. Her escorts were Agents D400, Sophia Soprano, James Haythem, David Dangerfield, loyalanon, Victor Von Vyvorant, unknown boat, Leroy Smithenkins, Anal Canal, and Princess Suicide.


This isn't a teen movie--DiaRosCris' slick makeover wasn't fooling anyone. We know who she is on the inside. Remember this?
DiaRosCris > pls suuport me..
DiaRosCris > so that CCP.. change that..
DiaRosCris > ERROR
DiaRosCris > we dont want to FIGHT!!! we WANT TO MINE!!!
DiaRosCris > BIG LETTER TO ccp--O CHANGE SO;ME things
...So did our Agents. DiaRosCris was up to her old tricks, so she had to lose more stuff.



Want to lose a bunch of money, but you don't own a supercap and don't feel like going on hundreds of nullsec fleet ops? Den Crysis can show you how to lose isk the easy way. His Rhea was one of three jump freighters popped this week by our brave gank squads. Agent Jon E Normus, iZaEaRl, Aaaarrgg, Zane Arnolles, loyalanon, Nitetime Video, Throatslashar, Anal Canal, D400, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Mildron Klinker, Rick Therapist, and Walter Kramer executed the Rhea.



Checking local was another jump freighter ganked this week, included here only because his name is funny.


The third jump freighter was an Ark carrying minimal cargo, which raised some eyebrows among the killboard watchers. Somebody send them a copy of the Code, please.



Despite the rebel cliché, New Order Agents love shooting ships who can shoot back. The problem is that our enemies take so long to shoot back. You might have to wait hours for them to return to their keyboards and open fire. Seth Amon had over 3 billion isk worth of weaponry, backed up by a billion isk worth of combat implants. Unfortunately, when the time came to fight, he was AFK autopiloting. Agents Zane Arnolles, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Mildron Klinker, loyalanon, Krominal, V-ktor Dolus, and D400 sent him home on the pod express.



DrysonBennington fancied himself a white knight and rode off to Uedama to attempt to disrupt the freighter ganks. His chances of defeating the New Order slightly improved when he went suspect and was relieved of his fail-fit Typhoon by Tsoula Chimaera, Loroseco Kross, Capt Starfox, E Stone, D35, Don Gately, Arionu, D400, Pod-Goo Repairman, Reprocessing Survivor, and NEONOVUS.



Will Thethrill probably lived up to his name when returned to his keyboard and discovered Agent Brutal Anna had vaporized his 4 billion isk collection of implants. Will was guilty of AFK autopiloting. This is bad. But you know what's even worse? Autopiloting your way through your entire EVE career. It's my wish that no one would do such a thing. Our Agents are standing by to make sure everyone in highsec gets an opportunity to experience proper EVE gameplay.

92 comments:

  1. Hey you forget the kill on the code Machariel bumper and Zasar's 2.9 Bill pod ENJOY - LMAO

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/40407051/

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/40338433/

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    1. We also forgot gorilas blog.

      Cry harder

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    2. Cant watch the vids here, because the film gets blocked by you tube because of the music.... any chance of a film with no music?

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    3. Oh nothing like code kills to get everyone WHINING and CRYING - THANK YOU :)))

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    4. Nothing like gorilas blog dying to get the AG tears going

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    5. Nice you claim a victory for loyal and co insulting gorila's wife who died. Pat yourselves on the back for that and then get back in the cess pool where you belong - another example of codes level

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    6. Sorry we can't hear you over all this winning we keep on doing.

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    7. Yaken you like whining and playing with little boys - loyal has children and he needs someone to take of them while he is playing Eve unless you like doing those type of things together

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    8. I normally drop them off at the park while I play eve 23.5 hours a day,

      I got a new corp title today - Bad Parent

      Its so funny how gorila closed his blog down, I was a tad disappointed it wasnt on kills of the week hahahahaha.

      But we all know it was the number 1 kill.

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    9. I love when peoples sentences run on, so that you cannot understand what they are trying to say.

      Are you asking if I would look after loyal's kids?
      Are you asking if we would look after them together?

      Because I would do both. He is a great man. A legend among men some would say, A true champion of Highsec. One would be blessed to be in his presence.

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    10. No number one was was you abusing your kids loyal because they make you angry because you can't play eve

      Rekt@!

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    11. Yaken sounds like loyal he lets pedo homo look after his kids so he can play eve

      Rekt!!

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    12. Loyal is the best. Highsec is truly lucky to have him. I would say he's a legend among men and true champion of Highsec any day!

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    13. You keep using the word rekt, I don't think you know what it actually means, so I have taken it upon myself to give you some examples.

      Gorila, switching off his blog because the big bad meanies we're mean #rekt
      Anti gankers losing their fail leader #rekt
      a fail leader crying that another site should mod the comments after he is getting torn up in public perception #rekt
      Anti gankers crying on the only blog they have available to them now. #rekt
      Everyone of those kills above #rekt

      Looking after someone's kids so they can play eve isn't rekt, saying something not true like abusing kids, also isn't rekt

      Thought I would just throw that out there.

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    14. Anti ganker tears are as almost as good as vengaza tears IMO

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    15. Loyal looks to me you should be angry at james 315, he isn't removing the comments about your kids so maybe you should corner him in local and say things about his dead mother or father or his dead grandparents since you seem to think that kind of behavior is acceptable and is a way to get what you want

      Yaken you sound angry and very weepy and are making no sense at all, plus your info is totally wrong - there are lots of people who hate code but you seem obsessed with a small section who probably don't even care what you are saying on here.

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    16. a validation from starfox is like getting a validation from your local whore /rent boy, she/ he says you fuck well but didn't feel a thing then you pay your money and she /he says same thing to next person

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    17. AG comments are sounded more and more frustrated :) :)

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    18. having been "on the internet" for many years, I've seen a lot of 'stories' about family members dying, having great jobs, lots of money, friends dying, etc. Lots and lots of these ended up having not a grain of truth in them. Sorry Gorrila, I honestly wonder if you're making the whole thing up now. Personally if I were in that situation I'd leave Eve and never look back. Now that's just me, but the fact you're still around here and trying to use it to burn others has me wondering.

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    19. Now I have heard it all, conspiracy theories are fine but no one is going to make something like that up and even people like Khoda (your code ceo) will confirm that it happened

      Also to set the record straight, a lot more than anti-ganking don't like code and maybe instead of validating them with every post you should ignore them because you are sure making it sound like they are winning and code are losing. Also there sure seems a lot of anger and tears going that way so you are probably making them laugh at you.

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    20. I'm not CODE or AG, I just read websites and sometimes play eve. by what I've read from this circle jerk I do not buy for a second that this 'gorilla' lost his wife, he's just a massive troll. for shame!

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    21. Starfox, yes... Loyal is truly great. He mocks the death of people in real life and enjoys doing it. So yes Loyal is great, hes a great big Douchebag.

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    22. Sure anyone who says they aren't code are guaranteed to be code and it is ridiculous to yet again mock gorila, it isn't the kind of story anyone makes up but way to go, yet again you achieve nothing except making code look bad

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    23. I can hardly even hear the tears over all the explosions, winning, and emergent gameplay being created. Wonderful job, agents!

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    24. Emergent gameplay - DJ gives all of code one in the ass because he is totally gay

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  2. Disappointed in not seeing Gankerbumping as kill of the week!

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    1. That actually made me laugh out loud.

      His blog really should've brought a permit

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    2. Yeah yaken usually you are only screaming out loud and biting the pillow as your boyfriend is doing you in the butt so nice to see you laugh sometimes

      Geeps Yaken is so gay!!

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    3. You say gay like it's a bad thing. I bet you wish you could eat at a 'whites only' lunch counter too. it's 2014, get with the times dude

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    4. There is gay and rampant gay like Yaken, he even talks on comms about loyals fat dick and how he likes to lick it - disgusting

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    5. This has been discussed, his Dick is too big to fit in my mouth, so I stroke it.

      Then after a good rookie gank of 1 day old characters, we like to give each other a dutch rudder.

      We are pretty close.

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    6. personally I like to take my hooker doggie style and play "pig in a blanket" with my wang. Then I "draw a map of hawaii" on her back.

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    7. Cool you admit you are gay, it been 2014 and all (love code dopes they think it is clever to state the year) but yaken I object to you saying you molest little boys - are you also going to go into details about that?

      Rekt#!

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    8. Narh men only, the older and saggier the better.

      Little boys are too tight for me, so it's not as enjoyable I find. But each to their own

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    9. If Gorila's blog made KOTW then all the various anti NO fail blogs that have come and gone over the years.

      The New Order marches along.

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    10. There you go yaken admits he is pedophile - add that to codes list of messed up people

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    11. add gorilas blog to the long list of fail AG leaders.

      Shoulda bought a permit!

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    12. Add loyals kids to long list of unhappy children rekt!

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    13. Yeah! fuck dignity or being a decent person! the code always wins any way they can!!! no matter how low or disgusting or tasteless it gets!!!!
      Loyals kids get to grow up in a foster home! but it doesnt matter cause Code always wins! YAYY!!!

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    14. Anon 4AM, you seem upset and unable to express yourself in a meaningful way. Internet space pixels are not srs biznis.

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    15. 412nv Yaken.... LMFAO! Dutch Rudder!! MINT! I spit coke on my keyboard reading that one.

      Thanks!

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    16. antiganker tears are so precious.

      more insults please!

      we are laughing how gorila is gone hahahaha. shoulda bought a permit!

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    17. wolf aka loyalanon - seems like you are angry at the wrong people, surely you should be angry at james 315 like you was at gorila? You attacked gorila for not removing the comment about your kids but james 315 is allowing them so hey why don't you get him in local and insult him over his dead mother or father or grandparents?

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    18. Wolf. You sure that the young boy that Gaybertini is going to read the code to while the he pops the kids cherry isn't one of your kids??
      oh wait, what does it matter? The code always wins!!!! Are your kids playing in traffic? who gives a fuck, the code always wins!!!

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    19. I can see it now. Loyal/Wolf kids are hungry and lost on the streets and get molested by pedophiles. Cops bring them home to Loyal, What does he tell his kids? he tells them "You should have bought a permit! The code always wins!"

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    20. LMAO more loyalamoron jokes please

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    21. im a regular reader to this site however what does loyalanons kids have to do with anything in this game?

      from what I have read an external person to code made a comment about gorilas wife, gorila tried to burn loyal, and failed due to modifying chat logs, now all the antigankers who have always been butthurt about code are resorting to the same behaviour they are upset about.

      this is a game you guys should really start playing it instead of concentrating on real life

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    22. Man, the tears are at a power level OVER 9000 these days.

      Haters are going to hate. Don't worry, everyone, we'll keep nice and busy creating more content to keep the Q.Q flowing for you.

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    23. yeah tears as you scream in delight when you boyfriend does you in the ass DJ

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    24. Loyal had a tantrum over his kids because he is a useless parent and him and his buddies then had a go at gorila and insulted his dead wife. Is an everyday drama when you have someone like loyalamoron who has a major guilt complex over his children because he would sooner play Eve.

      Also heard loyal is out of work loser and claims social which explains why he can't put a full sentence together but lets not judge him too much he loves James 315 more than anyone (even his children) so he fits in with all of the rest of the code braindeads.

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    25. Due to Loyal never being around, Loyals kids grow up to be teenage prostitutes.
      What does loyal do when he finds out? he tattoos a permit on their ass so James can get his cut.

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    1. Nothing, actually. We here at Code are equal opportunity gankers. Unlike the bot-aspirants, we accept people no matter what their life style may be.

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    2. equal opportunity wankers - corrected the sp for you

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    3. you are upset

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    4. Dude, I could not agree more with that statement. Like, calling someone "gay" as a insult just blows my mind every single time I see it. I find it says a lot more about the character of the person who decides to use that as a insult then it does about the person they were trying to insult, you know?

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    5. Especially when you are gay like you are DJ, course it insults when you won't come out and admit it to every one but they all know you are LMAO

      "Hey guys my BF gave me one last night and it was so heartfelt that I cried and bit the pillow" - DJ

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    6. DJ Entropy: Ok, since it blows your mind that someone is using Gay as an insult, how about faggot then?

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    7. omg some Anonymous poster called me a faggot via the internet - this is very serious business.

      -6/10 - now you have just stopped trying :)

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    8. LMAO DJ is having so many gay hissy fits, proves this gets to him LOL

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  4. Kills of the Week has become an institution, a must-read end to every fabulous fire-filled week in the life of the New Order of Highsec.

    But we should also celebrate the ceaseless toil of those Knights and Agents whose achievements, though less remarkable, are essential to the continued success of our popular and effective Organisation.

    For the New Order is comprised not only of Equal Opportunity gankers; it is a richly diverse community, encompassing the full range of human behaviours and attitudes.

    To some extent, the anti-ganker community (for such it is) has been playing catch-up since its inception. It fails through having a head, hands and feet, but no discernable body.

    The body of the New Order is present, robust and chillingly effective. It doesn't grab the headlines, but without it there is no New Order.

    So put your hands together for the industrious little guy; he probably won't make KOTW or even comment on the Blog here, but without him or her carrying the Code to the furthest corners of Highsec, our body, our family would be incomplete.

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    1. Truer words could not be spoke.

      Long Live James 315, Long Live The New Order!!!

      THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!

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    2. Sasha the ultimate groveler and creep, he would grovel to ljimmies ass if it meant he could smell him fart. He is also the ultimate bullshitter and couldn't be more brainwashed. My theory when you are sick to that level and are so obsessed by a video game then you need to be in a mental institution.

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  5. *looks at the KM for DrysonBennington*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA.....
    God I love this game.
    ---Mike Adoulin

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    1. Like the Zazar 2.9 bill pod more and the code bumper machariel which got destroyed, they are a lot better than a miserly typhoon and they both provoked immense angry and tears from code, in fact so much space got flooded in that area LOL

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    2. And yet the code keeps on marching through high sec at an unstoppable pace.

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    3. yeah sure nothing has changed, prices stay the same, people keep mining, 2 years and code has change nothing - rather depressing but hey the braindead will believe because they have nothing else

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    4. Since you claim that nothing has changed mr anon 9.58 i guess that means you also accept that those whiney afkers throwing 'i quit' threats around are just as full of shit as everyone else believes them to be.

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    5. code gankers are like carebears they sit in stations all day and daren't pvp, funny the people you hate you are the most alike

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    6. and you carebear/ganking is bullying people need to stop whining about valid game mechanics.

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    7. Man, I love how we will have a single evening with nearly 100 billion worth of kills and lulz, and during that event we will lose a 3 bil pod and some random bumping ship - and the "Anti-Gankers" actually think we care and that effects us. :P

      It's adorable. #ProTip: We don't care. We are too busy doing what CCP calls creating "emergent gameplay". Give it a try sometime. You'll need to stop crying and actually create content. Pressing F1 on a rock does not count.

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    8. Man you sound so gay every time you talk DJ, no wonder every one ridicules you and if the 2.9 pod and the dead machariel bumper doesn't hurt then why mention it? Go give you boyfriend a BJ DJ and get rid of that angst

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    10. Wow, you AG Retards are not only full of it but it also appears that you lack brain matter also. How in the hell does my Pod loss relate to anything that happened in Uedema and the Freighter ganks?

      Maybe, if the AG Community had a Champion that knew how to write a Blog you too could have a Kill of the Week Thread on it.

      But you don’t now and you didn’t before.

      All you had was a “Drama Queen” that would Rant and Rave on his blog, unlike the great content that the Savior of Highsec writes on his blog.

      But even by a slim chance the AG Community could find someone that had 1/1000th of the caliber of JAMES315 writings skills, your blog would be without “MEAT” because of all the “CHEESE & WHINE” it would contain.


      Now let’s get back to my Pod Loss.

      That loss occurred in Isanamo on 07/28 at 0344 Eve Time not in Uedema, and it was at the hands of “Cordo Draken” of “The Marmite Collective” who was on his toes and had a keen eye that morning. Not by some Lackey for the AG Community.

      I could give several reasons why I didn’t get my Pod out that morning after taking out an illegal Hauler moving illicit goods into space controlled by JAMES315.

      “Like; I was having computer issues that evening and my computer was running slow, I was fallen down drunk from drinking all day, at that very moment I exploded a wad into some chicks mouth, or I really didn’t give a damn and wasn’t on my toes”

      It really don’t matter why, but what does matter is that it wasn’t from some skank from the AG Community.

      There were no “Rants and Raves” in local only a “GF” rendered by me to the Honorable Marmite Collective Pilot.

      So take your WHINING somewhere else AGs, maybe you can find another blog that doesn’t die from being over Dramatized and do you whining there.

      Zasar, Out
      Check Point #17
      Station Chief
      New Order Department of Transportation (NODoT)

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      P.S. Now Man up and post with you name instead of your AG Anonymous crap. It's still ok even though your balls have been cut off.

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    12. Zasar has massive RAGE FIT and all because he is STUPID and lost his 2.9 bill slave implants - Those excuses and rants AG are precious - LMAO give us more of those TEARS - MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!

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    13. Nice wall of tears Zasar...
      ROFL

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  6. Shout out to the scouts, bumpers, and all others in the fleet that aren't on the killmails, but help make the magic happen!

    Codice vincit semper.

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    1. Sasha does his obligatory arse lick

      I washed my socks today - "Well done I hope it went well" - Sasha Nyemsov
      I got shit down my leg when I pooped myself - "Oh sorry to hear that, I do it all the time so don't worry" - Sasha Nyemsov
      I killed my mother and father earlier - "I can't blame you, I often think about that" - Sasha Nyemsov
      I did nothing at all - "That's OK I still think you fantastic" - Sasha Nyemsov

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  7. Dat typhoon...it must have felt pure agony as it weas so fail-fitted (Remote shield reps...srsly?!?).

    Thanks to the New Order for bringing down that carebear who dared to do this. \o/

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    1. Dryson even deployed the UNSTOPPABLE SCISSOR ATTACK TECHNIQUE (See: Eve-O Fourms) and was unable to do anything but explode. It was a glorious day :)

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    2. Glorious only if you got it in the ass from your boyfriend later DJ but that pod you lost LOL

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  8. uh can you use real words, we know code are dumb but try and who gives a f*ck about a typhoon when a code dope Zasar loses 2.9 bill pod LMAO

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    1. Dryson you should really stop crying about your fail fits.

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    2. The fun part of killing over a trillion ISK a month is that when we goof up and lose a expensive pod, all we do is laugh about it and continue creating content :) 3 billion? Drop in the bucket :) After all, it's common knowledge that our Goonswarm overlords pay for everything we do and that we are all space trillionaires :)

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    3. yeah you mean like your pod yesterday DJ? "No one will ever get my pod" quote from DJ the homo dunce

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    4. I lose plenty of pods :P On average, once a month I will screw up and lose a pod worth somewhere between 50 and 300 million or so.

      Lucky for me, since I am just a CFC alt being paid trillions by my goon overlords, I don't even worry about it :)

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  9. I just think this is all negative and not fun. Fun is defined when all parties involved say "wow, this is fun." Sadly, this is not.
    Seriously fellas, think about what sort of spaceship world you are trying to create.

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    1. Could not agree more. Everyone I know who is part of the New Order is all about fun, lulz, emergent gameplay, and having a great time.

      The people we explode and the random Anonymous poster(s) are the ones who take things to a whole new disturbing level. Said it before, will say it again: he(they) are just so angry they cannot manage to figure out EVE online or do anything that matters, this is all they have left. Anonymous shiptoasting and random homophobic remarks. Welcome to the new face of Antiganking.

      I think the new goal of these sad people is just to get laughed at so hard for their rage over a video game that more sad people will teach them how to play the video game in the first place.

      It's a bold tactic, let's see if it pays off!

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    2. As usual DJ tries to distract people from what is really happening.

      In fact the truth is that DJ is a serial attention seeker so he will say or do anything to get attention. This includes ridiculing others and being hateful to them. He will then turn around and make it about everyone else and then plead for pity from everyone when they attack him back.

      Why does he do this? He is a very lonely person with no self esteem and a complete failure in real life. This is not only in personal relationships but in his chosen career to be a DJ. He gets no work and his online 24/7 playing Eve.

      I would class him as a borderline psychopath, not on the level of Ero 1 but close. His sanctuary is being around people like him in code - look at what we have - Erotica 1, Cannibal Kane, Jerry Rin - all classic attention seekers with very low self esteem.

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  10. Wow, i have salvage some of the mission wreck from one of the kill in this page. He is a mission runners. Apparently mission running could fetch you bills of stuff... But kinda sad on the first kill of the week though...

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