Caution: Spoilers in the title.
Many freighters lined up and willingly entered the slaughterhouse of Uedama this week. Among them was DiaRosCris, who chose an anti-tanked Charon for hauling around her skillbooks. She left Uedama minus one freighter and one billion isk pod. Her escorts were Agents D400, Sophia Soprano, James Haythem, David Dangerfield, loyalanon, Victor Von Vyvorant, unknown boat, Leroy Smithenkins, Anal Canal, and Princess Suicide.
This isn't a teen movie--DiaRosCris' slick makeover wasn't fooling anyone. We know who she is on the inside. Remember this?
DiaRosCris > pls suuport me.....So did our Agents. DiaRosCris was up to her old tricks, so she had to lose more stuff.
DiaRosCris > so that CCP.. change that..
DiaRosCris > ERROR
DiaRosCris > we dont want to FIGHT!!! we WANT TO MINE!!!
DiaRosCris > BIG LETTER TO ccp--O CHANGE SO;ME things
Want to lose a bunch of money, but you don't own a supercap and don't feel like going on hundreds of nullsec fleet ops? Den Crysis can show you how to lose isk the easy way. His Rhea was one of three jump freighters popped this week by our brave gank squads. Agent Jon E Normus, iZaEaRl, Aaaarrgg, Zane Arnolles, loyalanon, Nitetime Video, Throatslashar, Anal Canal, D400, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Mildron Klinker, Rick Therapist, and Walter Kramer executed the Rhea.
Checking local was another jump freighter ganked this week, included here only because his name is funny.
The third jump freighter was an Ark carrying minimal cargo, which raised some eyebrows among the killboard watchers. Somebody send them a copy of the Code, please.
Despite the rebel cliché, New Order Agents love shooting ships who can shoot back. The problem is that our enemies take so long to shoot back. You might have to wait hours for them to return to their keyboards and open fire. Seth Amon had over 3 billion isk worth of weaponry, backed up by a billion isk worth of combat implants. Unfortunately, when the time came to fight, he was AFK autopiloting. Agents Zane Arnolles, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Mildron Klinker, loyalanon, Krominal, V-ktor Dolus, and D400 sent him home on the pod express.
DrysonBennington fancied himself a white knight and rode off to Uedama to attempt to disrupt the freighter ganks. His chances of defeating the New Order slightly improved when he went suspect and was relieved of his fail-fit Typhoon by Tsoula Chimaera, Loroseco Kross, Capt Starfox, E Stone, D35, Don Gately, Arionu, D400, Pod-Goo Repairman, Reprocessing Survivor, and NEONOVUS.
Will Thethrill probably lived up to his name when returned to his keyboard and discovered Agent Brutal Anna had vaporized his 4 billion isk collection of implants. Will was guilty of AFK autopiloting. This is bad. But you know what's even worse? Autopiloting your way through your entire EVE career. It's my wish that no one would do such a thing. Our Agents are standing by to make sure everyone in highsec gets an opportunity to experience proper EVE gameplay.