Sunday, August 24, 2014

Kills of the Week

It is in the paradoxical nature of love that the more you give, the more you have. The Code operates according to a similar principle. This is why the New Order is capable of fighting--and winning--on multiple fronts simultaneously. During the week of August 17th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 23rd @ 23:59 EVEtime, the New Order achieved strategic victories in the Alliance Tournament while enforcing the Code all over highsec.



Valock Mo'Punin's 1.2 billion isk Orca contained a mix of tech I shield extenders, an agility tank, and empty rig slots. This was not enough to keep him from being held to account. Interestingly, the Orca contained a transport ship. Maybe Valock should've used the transport ship to transport his goods, intead. The gank was performed by prominent Agents loyalanon and Jerry Rin, who were joined by their friends (mostly from Overload Everything alliance): Voreth Doreign, Demerz, Hair Loss, Le Soltueur, Biggie Kadeyooh, Aronnin, Doomchinchilla, Koz Katral, Gandon Kahler, Douglas Aurelius, Kaydyns, Falopadous, Crazing, and Hynoid.



DrysonBennington, known for his belief that the EULA requires CCP to buff freighters and prevent ganks, is well on his way to getting a "DrysonBennington Kill of the Week" feature. Due to his heightened profile, he was forced to add more tank to his Retriever. Yet he couldn't quite resist putting a mining upgrade in a lowslot. The EULA doesn't require buffed freighers, but the Code requires a proper tank and a permit. DrysonBennington was pursued by Agents Mildron Klinker and Zane Arnolles. A 170m pod was also vaporized during the attack.



The Venture ganking contest is still active for another week! Ra Namura demonstrated the bot-aspirancy of the whole class of Venture pilots when he lost an empty-fit Venture to Hi There 01. Was this another case of a newbie being "bullied"?


Don't fall for that "new player" stuff. Ra Namura was hiding 800 million isk of cargo in that Venture.



I have said before that highsec is not the nullsec alliances' toilet--it's mine. Morden Ray of TEST Alliance Please Ignore broke faith with the highsec community by encroaching on our territory. He brought a logistics ship to the Gamis system with the intent of protecting carebears. Thank goodness for the Guardians of Gamis, Agents Keraina Talie-Kuo and Krominal. They roasted the Scimitar and continued their vital work.



The list of threats to peace in highsec grows by the day. Among the outrages: Unauthorized POSes owned by rebels and other non-compliant entities. In some cases, a POS and/or its components can be expensive. A single Hyasyoda Research Laboratory, seen here, was worth 282 million isk.


For Mother Russia corp was sanctioned for unspecified Code violations. Agents loyalanon, Sophia Soprano, and Mildron Klinker located a cache of POS equipment in the Tolle system and destroyed it all. Over 1.8 billion isk of damage was inflicted.



El Aurian of the E.B.O.L.A. alliance had his 2.3 billion isk pod smashed by Agent D400. Ebola has been in the news a lot these days. Truthfully, there's always going to be one virus or another being reported on to sell a bunch of newspapers. But it's not the exotic diseases you need to worry about; it's the mundane things that do the most harm. For example, bot-aspirancy and carebearism. They might not make for flashy headlines, but they're incredibly dangerous. Luckily there is a cure: the Code. If you refuse to accept the Code, we've got plenty of qualified professionals patrolling highsec, ready to give you a good dose of it.

22 comments:

  1. **KILL OF THE YEAR**

    ***CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

    **********BANNED FOREVER FROM AT**********

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  2. You guys ganked an E.B.O.L.A. ship? I'll admit, that took some balls, especially when they are a pretty legit nullsec pvp alliance. I can smell the wardec from here.

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    1. nullsec pubbie alliance tears are best tears.

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    2. It wasn't tears. It was an observation based on what I know about them. If you can't figure that out for yourself, then what do you expect me to do to help you understand?

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  3. Anon 12:11- you're like that crazy ex girlfriend we've all had, you know, the one who leaves you things on your drivers seat with notes about how we should be together but then denys doing it to the cops, pretending she's over it but really she's checking your Facebook Page every 5 minutes for updates. Thats you buddy. You obviously love CODE, hence the massive amount of time you spend here copying and pasting!
    Why not just say fuck it and join this world wide west side? Go on gorila, we know it's you, join our forces!

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  4. Ganking is cute, but nothing can beat Loyalanon tears.....

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=367694&p=5

    So Serious question and I would appreciate a response CCP Gargant.

    If Goonswarm, or any other (i was about to say null sec) Alliance did not show up for Alliance Tournament for "whatever" reason (considering you 100% do not know CodeDots reason) would they too be eligible for a permanent ban from future alliance tournaments? And what is the reasoning behind Codes ban compared too other teams in the past who have forfeited in previous alliance tournaments.

    inb4 random npc alts posting tears/comebacks "but your code"

    Serious question for "CCP" Gargant.

    and inb4 no response from CCP because xxx reason and (I deal with xxx petitions daily F### you code)



    Funny how CCP deleted my post discussing this....I'm not sure who is more pathetic, CODE for not showing up, RvB for needing to bribe the, or Loyalanon for making up the whole story about the 200 billion isk bribe from RvB to CODE. Or maybe it's Loyalanon's bad scottish accent. I let the reader decide for himself.

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    1. Lol Scottish! That's awesome! Yes he's fully Scottish.!
      Get back on your meds!

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    2. lets wait till the 1 hour 40 minute long crying session you had is published this week :)

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    3. I look forward...The real crying is by Loyalanon after getting banned forever from AT and concocting a story about a 200 billion isk bribe to cover up his own incompetence. The truth is coming to light....CODE always loses.

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    4. So why did you turn down running code alliance when loyalamon gave you the chance?

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    5. I never wanted to run Code, my goal was always to get on the Red Pen List....and anyway, when I presented my agenda it was rejected, so the offer was never really on the table. Why are you so afraid to post with your in screen name? Since when do New Order Agents hide their identity?

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    6. Merely an observer of events :) lets wait for the article :) looking forward to what you have to say especially once the truth comes out.

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    7. Anyone could do a better job than Loyalthemoron, he has driven code into the dirt and undone everything that James 315 achieved and turned code into a laughing stock.

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    8. What's funny is the NO did this to themselves, no white knight ever did shit to stop them. To me that's teh best part

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    9. how can one really be so dumb?
      Lets shout:
      CODE GOT LIFETIME-BAN FOR NO-COMMUNICATION WITH CCP!
      All the other forfeiters talked to CCP.
      CODE?
      Code told lots of stories here and in the Forum, but did not seek contact. Its not CCP who shall contact CODE, it is otherwise. That alone is reason enough. There is more but if those code-monkeys don't understand that, what DO they understand.

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  5. "the New Order achieved strategic victories in the Alliance Tournament while enforcing the Code all over highsec." that's hilarious.......... i mean really hilarious rofl

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    1. CODE is a clowns troupe, but to be funny, you need to be smart. It appears no one in CODE is smart.

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  6. Well, actually, it was NOT a pod kill. Code destroyed my shuttle first and my pod almost instantly while being afk. You see, I am not that stupid to travel great distances with my pod alone.

    But the fact that you did not mention me being in my shuttle just tells me, you're fucking cowards. Go, fuck your mom.

    El-Aurian

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  7. You are literally arguing semantics here your pod was destroyed hence there is a pod kill mail so it was a pod kill. the fact D400 destroyed your shuttle first is irrelevant. please visit a doctor and get this butthurt checked out it could be something serious.

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    1. It is not irrelevant when I get instantly destroyed without being able to do something. I saved D400 and your corp and be sure there is something done right now. You'll pay, you'll really pay, I swear.

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