Sunday, August 31, 2014

Kills of the Week

Citizen, have you ever wondered what it would be like to participate in a New Order freighter ganking fleet? Agent enterprisePSI recorded some footage while participating in such a fleet last week. Watch the action for yourself! Spoiler Alert: Expensive stuff gets blown up, and despite the fact that it's all predictably in the Uedama system, rebels can't do a thing to stop it.


Now let's see some nice kills from the week of August 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 30th @ 23:59 EVEtime.



A lot of expensive freighters were popped this week, including LittleBar's 8.5 billion isk autopiloting Providence. But my favorite freighter kill is clockodile's Providence, valued by zKillboard at 4.3 billion isk. clockodile triple-anti-tanked his freighter so he could have enough cargo space to carry two BPOs. You can carry those blueprints in anything but a pod, yet clockodile couldn't spare a lowslot on his freighter for a little tank. Classic bot-aspirancy.



Yikes! Sleeth Carrigan's speed-fit jump freighter was dogpiled by 24 Catalysts and 2 Brutixes. You can't outrun justice in highsec--not anymore. Over ten and a half billion isk was vaporized in the attack. How do you accumulate that much wealth and not know how to fit your ship? Really, an overdrive on a jump freighter?


Sleeth's cargo included nearly 2 billion isk worth of laser crystals. Was it really necessary for Sleeth to carry around so many of them? Freighter and jump freighter pilots, the next time you're preparing to transport goods around highsec, ask yourself these questions: "Do I really need to make this trip? Would James 315 approve? Is my license up-to-date?" That way you can avoid returning to your keyboard and asking other questions, like, "Where did my 10.6 billion isk jump freighter go? Can I petition this?"



One of the most gruesome spectacles this week was marvo minner's 5.1 billion isk Orca. It was tanked, sure--with a bunch of expensive modules. That's like trying to avoid getting mugged by wearing body armor made of cashier's checks. In New Order territory, modesty beats decadence every time, especially when you refuse to pay me 10 million isk for a permit. marvo's motto was, "Billions for bling, but not one isk to the king." Look where that kind of thinking got him.



Aigel put E.B.O.L.A. back in the headlines with a fail-fit 1.1 billion isk Mackinaw ORE Development Edition. At least the ship had plenty of capacitor and CPU. Before it exploded, I mean.



You know how carebears always complain about the New Order ganking ships that can't shoot back? Vincenzo Castigliane's armed-to-the-teeth faction battleship had plenty of guns. Contrary to popular opinion, guns and money aren't enough to win a fight. You need heart. And the Agents of the New Order have the most generous hearts I've ever seen. Vincenzo lost his 2.5 billion isk Vindicator, along with a 400 million isk pod, for a total loss of about 3 billion isk. No matter how many weapons you bring against us, the CODE always wins.

Speaking of the CODE always winning, Agent Rabe Raptor's www.lawofhighsec.com reported that on August 27th, the CODEdot alliance exceeded 6 trillion isk in all-time inflicted damage.


Putting this into perspective, Rabe noted the following tallies of ships destroyed by CODEdot since it was founded, just over a year and a half ago:

Mining Barges killed: 10,727
Exhumers killed: 6,706
Orcas killed: 371
Freighters killed: 418
Jump Freighters killed: 21
Capsules killed: 15,132

Think about that. Tens of thousands of EVE players have been helped by CODEdot. We're making a difference in highsec. Can you feel it? Those people we killed sure did.

Special thanks to those who contributed their antimatter to the featured kills this week: Agents 412nv Yaken, Aaaarrgg, Anal Canal, Angry Garsk, ATM Pro Asanari, Bishop Hudson, Bone Dome, Catelyn Stoneheart, D400, Desmond Strickler, DJentropy Ovaert, Doomchinchilla, ELicken, Gino Rinehard, grebnedlog kram, hellyeaz, Jerry Rin, John E Normus, Kain Felmont, karma balancer, Krios Elchamino, Lady Ati, Levi Holdings Stoffer, Likeable Lulls, loyalanon, Luck Of-The-Irish, Michele Bachmann, Mildron Klinker, Nanny State, Nitetime Video, Olivia Hardrocks, Pine Onzo, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Rabe Raptor, Rakeris, reaper Shardani, Shhh Don'tSeeMe, Six Beavers, Snarky Samaritan, Supremacyy, the reaverkiller, Unmirth Mirthyful, Vik Flagge, Walter Kramer, and Yucan Blome.

136 comments:

  1. I wonder what CCP Falcon has to say about all this glorious gankage?

    Dr Tyler
    Nicest man in Eve

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    1. "Falcon Punch" !!!! \o/

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    1. lets go gank some carebears in klir yeah?

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    2. 412nv yaken - it isn't pvp when you shoot a miner, no one shoots back so it is pure cowardice. You had your chance at real pvp against RvB in the Alliance Tournament but you were all too scared which proves you can't do it and that is why code is the laughing stock of Eve

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    3. @ AnonymousSeptember 1, 2014 at 9:30 AM

      Miner can and should shoot back. It is their choice not to.

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    4. @anony 930 am: You keep using this word "real", I do not think it means what you think it means.

      Real pvp is antonymous to "game pvp". Real PVP is knifing some guy for his wallet. Game pvp is blowing up someone's mining barge. Game within a game pvp is the Alliance Tournament. Do you get this distinction now? Yes, I rather thought you wouldn't.

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    5. PvP Tutor WRECKS for all of the damage!

      So well said. They will never get it, though. They want pistols at dawn, and they are unaware they are playing the wrong game. They refuse to understand why they fail - which is applying "rules" to the game that only exist in their minds, and that the game itself could care less about :)

      EvE, baby. Everyone vs. Everyone. Welcome to the sandbox and be careful - there are some pretty damn sharp edges :P

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  3. THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!!!!!

    and im on every single kill :D

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    1. A carebear alliance ganked my miasmos in jorus yesterday, all they do is mine. you know what to do ;)

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    2. Not your personal army Mr anon, perhaps u should get a catalyst

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    3. lol shut the fuck up jeff

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    4. loyalanon aka wolf soprano ALWAYS WHINES

      Too Scared to fight at AT, the biggest code COWARD of all

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    5. fuck code I hate them all - you gave me shit for saying I think loyalanon is useful - fuck you

      Dr Tyler

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    6. CODE = Cant Overcome Downsyndrome Entirely.

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    7. Down syndrome is two words, placing them closer doesn't make them one word!

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  4. Theres a massive corporation or alliance in Klir that constantly mines. who wants to help us spread the word of james 315?

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  5. carebear alliance in klir, come and get em!

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  6. Our heroes never cease to impress! If only we were at 100% compliance so that there would be no kills of the week, only a long list of testimonials.

    But I can feel it. That day is coming, even if we have to destroy tens of thousands more ships. I may dust off my old catalysts here soon.

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    1. come join us in klir and kill carebears

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    2. urrm I aim a gankz unt I aim so dumb i caint speil

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    3. CODE likes to eat the big D. CODE = Cant Overcome Downsyndrome Entirely.

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    4. We need a new BINGO square for this, and you need to hire someone to come up with acronyms - you are awful at it, and should not bother.

      I mean, come on - you can do better then that :P Surely you can mix in some racism or homophobia in there, while poking fun at a awful genetic disorder that ruins lives. We expect more from you.

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  7. Congratulations to all our brave Knights. Every single one of you has good reason to feel proud. Job done; grab a bit of R&R.

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    1. Everyone slowboat your way to klir, lets kill the endagered carebears!

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  8. The second someone mentions the alliance tournament or says the word 'whines' I'm gonna go postal!
    I mean I love this site and all but jeez, there's other stuff on the net, try a new page, maybe gorillas site if he's not busy looking up pictures of monkeys...

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    1. It's a game, step away from the screen. If you no longer enjoy it - quit playing.

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    2. Ummm, what? Did you even read the comment?
      P. S. The person writing IN CAPITALS is gorila. Rl stuff ain't sacred to him no more after he smoked his Mrs by neglecting her to play eve, now he's spreading his poison here instead of moving on.

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    3. An another example of the hatred of code - funny the code diplomat DJ responds to every post but never to anything like this. We know why it is because he condones it and encourages it because he is part of the hatred

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    4. Fake Dr Tyler is Fake.

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    5. CODE failed the game.
      CODE fucked themselves in the ass.
      CODE ran away from the AT.
      CODE whines.

      Now you can go postal.

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    6. @Anonymous 9:34AM

      I feel no need to respond to tasteless and awful comments like the Anonymous @ 12:30 comment. It's simply the nature of the internet - in fact, it's rule 6 - "Anonymous can be a horrid uncaring monster". :-(

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    7. Yep, that is very horrid. Be a man and stand up for what you have to say. If you are a coward or a monster you have no place in CODE. And if your an AG trolling your own leader to make us look bad then you just confirmed everything I ever thought of you guys. Gorilla is a good man. Shoot him in game, laugh at his hilarious blog, leave his personal life out of it. The same goes to the Troll that keeps attacking Loyal as a father. I am a dad and I play eve with my son. We both have respect for Gorilla and Loyal. They are both great gamers. Leave their personal life out of it!
      - Brother Roland

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    8. ^^ So well said.

      The problem is, Anonymous @ 3:28PM - we allow people to post as Anonymous, as we want to encourage discussion and allow people who may not want to be identified in game to talk to us.

      Of course, that adds a awful side effect - people can act like cruel uncaring monsters when they think they are hiding behind good old Anonymous posting. However, dealing with people like this is a small price to pay to keep doing what we do - which is allowing anyone reading this blog to have a voice, even if they do not wish to be identified in any way.

      Gorila and Loyal are great people - i've spoken with both of them many many times, and they both have my respect and friendship. Nuff said.

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  9. I'm trying to figure out that Orca's fit. Yeah, I realize ZKB messed up and he actually was running T2 Reinforced Bulkheads (that, or he had them in his head which well, makes sense), but what's with that EM Ward Amplifier? You'd get better out of a Tech II EM Ward for much cheaper.

    But then again, he decided to go through Uedama in a bling fit. With no apparent webbing support (they're not on the killmail). After CODE. has been shouting about how awesome their kills are in Uedama for the last few months. And with Uedama being the deadliest Highsec system (discounting pod kills, it ranks higher than Jita).

    Then again maybe those bulkheads were in his head...

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    1. Yes, and still CODE failed to kill him on the first attempt, and had to exploit the bumping mechanic to pin him down and let the exact same gankers come and kill him on the 2nd round. How impressive....*eyeroll*

      At least this was entertaining - https://zkillboard.com/kill/40980822/

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    2. Wolf aka Loyalanons CHILDREN ALWAYS LOSE!!!

      Too busy playing Eve to give a damn about them

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    3. Fuck you veers, you are a loudmouth piece of shit and you too loyal, were friends and you stab me in the back, I wasn't spying on your corp

      Dr Tyler

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    4. Do I know you?

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    5. Awww, Veers - now you need to pretend you are talking to yourself :) So adorable. Can we adopt you and keep you? :-)

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    6. Who is Dr. Tyler? And why is he mad at me? And why is he mad at Loyal? He def isn't me....keep up the good work, Sherlock....

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    7. Apologies Veers, it seems a window licker is following me around.
      Quite what he intends to achieve is anyone's guess,least of all his own.

      DrT

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    8. What? Why are you mad at Loyalanon?

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    9. The same reason you are Veers - Jealousy.

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    10. I hate you both, you fucked me up on MB and you and Loyalanon stabbed me in the back. I was trying to help so OK I don't think loyal should lead code but that doesn't make me bad and most of code agree with me. Anyway fuck you all.

      Dr Tyler

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    11. So Dr. Tyler, come and join me for some good trolling action. The more trolls on here the better. I am definitely not the only one here.

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    12. Awwww, so adorable.

      "Butthurt Miner" thinks he is trolling :)

      Can we keep him?

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    13. Depends... if he's house trained, we have a cage, and he shows some ability to learn anew. We'll throw a gimp suit in for free.

      Dr Tyler

      P.S. Loyal, you are doing God's work my son. Keep the fires of Righteousness burning, and the bears aweeping. DrT

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  10. **KILL OF THE YEAR**

    ***CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

    **********BANNED FOREVER FROM AT**********

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  11. GANKING OP IN KLIR COME AND KILL

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  12. ***Rage and Cry Fit of the Week****

    Wolf Soprano aka Loyalanon crying and raging because he lost his Omen Navy Issue LOL

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/40980822/

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    1. If you "crying and raging" you mean typing "gf lol nice one :)" into local before undocking again and killing another multi-billion ISK target, then you have a strange definition of "crying and raging."

      Drives you nuts, doesn't it? We lost ships all the time, we make mistakes, sometimes someone manages to surprise us and take down one of our ships - and we love it. That's what we want, silly :P PVP. Emergent content. Fights. pew pew pew. You'll never get anything but a "good fight" and a "well done!" from us :)

      The sad part is, you can't do the same. CODE fanboys = they take down a ship of ours, no good fight given in local, just smug rudeness. They lose a ship to us, no good fight given in local, just rage and rudeness.

      But don't even change. It's adorable, and the subject of much laughter for us. We love having long conversations about the question "What would earn a "good kill" from a whiteknight?"

      Kill something in high-sec: OMG they are griefing! Losers! GO TO LOW/NULL SEC

      Kill something in low-nullsec: OMG they are blobbing! Losers! GO BACK TO HIGHSEC

      Kill a miner: You only shoot defenseless innocent ships!

      Kill a combat ship: It was not a 1vs1 pistols at dawn bushido fight!

      Kill a combat ship 1vs1: You had too many skillpoints! It's not fair!

      And the list goes on.

      It's adorable, let me tell you - the laundry list of ways the fanboy will come up with to make sure he never has to accept that eve is a video game, we are all players, and giving people a "good fight" or "thanks for the fun".

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  13. Nobody is going to pay you fools to fly freighters through highsec, nobody in their right mind that is...you code monkeys should go back to the Zoo that you escaped from...

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  14. Ganking OP in 2 hours in klir everyone, lets go go go go!

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  15. Code bragging about podding - new low - why didn't you also brag about the thousands of shuttles you downed for no reason? All of this reinforces how cowardly code have become and how James has lost control and why his alliance is now hated more than ever

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    1. You must be talking to the wrong people. In systems that I patrol, I am welcomed as a hero, miners offer me tribute and are always at the keyboard - and sometimes they provide me with gifts and other valuable prizes simply to show their love of the New Order.

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    2. 95% of the miners and haulers I meet detest CODE and consider them to be griefers. You should join the anti-ganker channel (or do you already have an alt there?) to see how low the esteem for CODE has fallen.

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    3. Please post chatlog links to this so called disenchantment, as I'm quite certain you are mistaken. James 315 and CODE are loved by all.

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    4. Well, I don't love either of them, so not sure how they could be "loved by all."

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    5. Fair enough, so let's alter our lemma.

      100% - d - 1

      where d is an utterly insignifcant number and 1 represents your good self.

      Deal?

      Dr T

      (apologies for not giving my name above)

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    6. That would result in a negative number, which might actually be accurate. +1

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    7. At risk of being pedantic, but....

      Your proposition is demonstrably untrue, considering the monthly share purchases, threadnaughts, killmails - it takes more than two to bump and gank freighters, remember - yours truly, and other hard evidence. Therefore, d must always be < 100%.

      Lawyers and law school... I know a Nigerian space lawyer who can help you out.

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    8. well, the 1 is actually 100%, so whatever d is, the number would be negative. Study math much? And feel free to post with an in-game name.

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    9. 100% would naturally represent the population of Eve, sport...

      Dr T.

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    10. yes, and when dealing with probabilities, 1 means 100%. So your expression reads: Code support % = 100% - d -100%, where d>0, implying that Code support % < 0. Just sayin bro.....

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    11. Beers we see you in Uedama crying up a storm for up to 6 hours a day.

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    12. No P term, no probability Veers, it's pure determinism. And where two terms are expressed differently, they tend to represent different terms.

      Therefore, the function L (love) = 100% (of all accounts A) - d (insignificant number, practically 0) - 1

      Easy and irrefutable. HTH

      DrT

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    13. lolz....100% and 1 are identical terms....good try m8, you can take a better shot at me next time.

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    14. So, the total of all accounts is 1?

      Hmm... Code always wins methinks...

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    15. No, but in probability 100% is represented by 1. so here code support is -d or -.00d (in decimal form).

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  16. Loyalanon already killed two Orcas, a Charon, 3 Obelisks, and a Rhea today. Obviously something is broken here - the main culprits are the exploitation of bumping and the lack of consequences for -10 security status.

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    1. lmao so adorable

      you don't even know what "exploit" means :) So cute ::)

      Check the wikipedia, my love :) "In video games, an exploit (colloquially sploit) is the use of a bug or glitches by a player to their advantage in a manner not intended by the game's designers"

      Now try to understand that everything we do is not a bug or glitch and is 100% supported game mechanics. Then cry harder on the fourms and maybe CCP Falcon will save you from how the game works :-)

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    2. Well he "saved" the freighter pilots by giving them more tank, and hopefully he can "save" me by changing the game mechanics to make sense and make your life a bit harder. And as for the "cute" and "my love" stuff, I am happily attracted to women and exhibit no homosexual tendencies, so feel free to look for some new, more appropriate expressions.

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    3. DJ just expressed affection and admiration for you Veers, but you seem threatened (and egotistical - why would he hit on you?) enough to stress your heterosexuality. You do seem to exhibit some homophobic tendencies. Or perhaps you doth protest too much...

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    4. If DJ expressed affection then that means he is after your butt Veers so be very careful. You do know his partner died of aids and he is a carrier? Plus it messed him up and he is totally mental? Also he has no prospects, guy hasn't had a DJ job in years. Anyway stay clear, he is a serial nut and harassed Ero 1 like crazy and even turned up on his doorstep.

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    5. DJ = Dick Job

      So you want HIV, HPV, or HPC? Get a Dick Job from DJ Entropy, the code bot monkey wanker who is quite likely an alt of James 315. But DJ, all those nice comments that I posted accusing you of being a dirty homosexual. It's very nice of you to confirm it for me. See? It's not so bad coming out of the closet, now is it?

      Ah, feels good to be vindicated.

      So how's playtime with that tentacle monster been for you? Is it still winding a tentacle up your ass so the end of it can squirt out of your mouth?

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    6. Way to dodge the point and ignore my reply, Veers. Using bumping in the way we do is not an exploit of the mechanic - it is simply using the mechanic in a way that is known, allowed, and fully supported by CCP. You can disagree with it all you want, but that does not change reality.

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    7. My point was not that bumping IS illegal, my point was, that to make CONCORD function consistently, that it SHOULD be illegal when used like ya'll use. I therefore "cried" on the forums by raising the issue and asking CCP to address it. The fact that CODE is able to operate at -10 sec status and blow up empty freighter after empty freighter, and to using bumping ships to make it impossible for them to warp off, shows me that the game mechanics are broken, and need to be fixed.

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    8. Typical carebear logic Veers - any mechanic that makes anyone anything less than safe in highsec is obviously broken. And of course rather than finding ways to actually PLAY Eve better the solition is (of course) to have CCP change the mechanic so the carebear must do nothing except continue grinding that isk.

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    9. What? My point is that it doesn't make sense for CONCORD to sit there and let you effect false imprisonment in highsec. The game mechanics should properly reflect the role of CONCORD, Please also work on your spelling and grammar.

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    10. Veers repeating the same idea in different words doesn't change the meaning - you and yours want safesec. You may want to see what CCP Falcon (a dev as opposed to a carebear) has to say about the "proper role of Concord". Freighter pilots have ample tools (including fitting) to deal with gankers. Instead of using those tools your solution is to change the rules.

      Also pointing out spelling and grammar on the internet is one the lowest form of argumentation - a form of ad hominem that highlights the weakness of your position, not mine.

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    11. Thanks for being brave enough to post with your main. CCP Falcon analogized CONCORD to a "law enforcement agency," all I want is for them to act as such. Fitting doesn't help when you get pinned down by bumpers and hit by wave after wave of gankers every 15 minutes. And I point out your spelling and grammar errors so that you can improve your posts and make them easier to understand, not to attack you...stop being so sensitive, sir.

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    12. Veers,

      at risk of seeming to condescend you (apologies but I have this effect), but Eve is intentionally designed to test your human ingenuity and low cunning. It is complex and difficult for many reasons, all of them soundly proved over the past 11 years. Changing the rules on some abstract notion that contemporary legal standards should also apply in a video game is without basis in Eve. If such a principle were to prevail, then we could argue that there should be automatic 10mil ISK payment per character per annum to James 315 as the Rightful Ruler of Highsec as a tax. After all, taxes should be small and unavoidable, right?

      To be frank, and I mean this in a sincere way, reiterating mechanic change proposals that have already been discussed and disposed by CCP ad nauseum, does not do you credit.

      Dr Tyler

      P.S. This tax thing, you know it has real merit. Just imagine the panic, the blind rage! I think the CSM should propose this. Any ideas who?

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    13. And..missing the point again. Restricting mobility is always considered a criminal act. It makes no sense for CONCORD to fail to respond to such. To point out that CODE is exploiting this to make absurd kills, and that it should be changed, is in every way a positive thing.

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    14. No, I'm afraid you are. It's a stickied thread Veers. Game over, case closed. It is utterly irrelevant whether bumping has analogies to RL or not.

      Besides, as you pointed out yourself earlier - where is the benefit to CCP in developing such physics changes, with the appropriate conditional rules, and at what (arguably huge) cost? I imagine the forum site's storage is significantly cheaper...

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    15. More ad hominems. Implying I am cowardly and therefore my argument is invalid. Implying I'm emotional and illogical and therefore my argument is invalid. You may want to improve your repertoire of logical fallacies. Throw in a strawman or two. Maybe a slippery slope? Variety is the spice of life.

      And by all means condescend to me more Veers. That is always an effective way to win over an audience.

      CCP Falcon described how they act as such so I won't belabor the point. Also EVE is not the real world so really any attempt to argue for equivalence between the role of actual police and the role of the police in a game is a false analogy (you used a new fallacy, CONGRATULATIONS!).

      Here are just some of the tools available to avoid freighter ganks: Tank your ship, fly with eyes, use intel channels, use a different route, fly at low traffic times, take smaller loads in tankier or cloaky ships, use a web slingshot, subcontract, have an escort, don't autopilot, and (of course) buy a permit.

      Your solution - change the game mechanics to suit the carebear.

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    16. Feel free to post with your in game name, I won't try to hurt you....promise. When did I imply you are cowardly? And I'm hardly condescending, in fact I'm a genuinely nice guy. CCP Falcon called CONCORD a "law enforcement agency." Restricting mobility is a criminal act in any conceivable venue. The game mechanics should properly reflect how a police force would act.

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    17. "The game mechanics should properly reflect how a police force would act."

      Fat, slow, prone to bribery, miscarriages of justice and an overdependence on doughnuts?

      Are you sure about this?

      Dr Tyler

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    18. +1 :) If we put Obama in charge we could add diffident, hesitating, and incompetent.

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    19. Same argument, different words. Still a false analogy.

      The implication of cowardice is the inherent the challenge to come out from behind the screen of anonymity and your statement that I am somehow afraid you will hurt me.

      You may want to consider that I remain anonymous not because I find you scary, but because I find your personality unpleasant. I've read enough of your posts and listened to enough of you in chat to know I have no desire for contact with you beyond this - and even this is way too much. So you get the last word if you chose.

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    20. Yawn....Please refer to DJ's comments on anonymity, Mr. Anonymous afraid to post with his in-game name....you won't be missed bro.

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    21. Veers crying on here is one of the reasons I read this blog again

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    22. +1 to Anon5:50.

      I think he won that exchange IMHO. But some will disagree. Each to his/her own.

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    23. As a rule anonymous coward bloggers to afraid to reveal their in spaceship game identity cannot possibly win an argument (and yes this applies just the same to the anonymous bloggers going after DJ, though I'm still about troubled about his "my love" and "adorable" comments. Just saying.

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    24. Hey Veers.

      Do I make you mad bro?

      I sense some butt frustration going on

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    25. Nah, you keep me entertained. With the incursion drama going on, and no incursions to run, you and the Eve forums are keeping me busy and happy. I wouldn't know what to do without you. I'm also making ya famous on the eve forums. Love you bro! (in a non-sexual fashion of course)

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    26. Oh, and the real butthurt would be you and John E Normus banning me from the minerbumping in game channel. You know what they always say - if you can't beat em - ban em.

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    27. Not at all, I love this place. CODE is the biggest source of entertainment and controversy in the history of Eve, the alliance tournament debacle was hilarious.

      I really do love you and your funny scottish accent (in a non-sexual way).

      Are you mad bro? And how much is a permit?

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    28. Veers we see you whining and crying and throwing your toys all over the forums. stop being so jealous that there are people who matter in the game because where i am sitting you are you are trying so hard to be something but you are failing on so many levels also loyal would definitly kill you any day of the week 1 on 1 ingame - just sayin

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    29. Despite your powerful arguments, Mr. Anonymous blogger afraid to post with his in game character, I will continue to enjoy this game, and to combat Code on this website and in the Eve forums. I'm not really concerned about who you think "matters," rather I'm here to have fun and help new players enjoy the game. Loyalanon is not worthy to face me in 1v1 combat, for he would need to pass the test of knowledge, which he would surely fail. Also, I don't grant satisfaction to griefers like Loyalanon and John E Normus who banned me from the Code in game channels.

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  17. All that damage, all those concorded ships, and only killmails to show for it. I really feel sorry for you poor blind brainwashed bastards. James 315 and CODEdot, the Islamic terrorists of highsec.

    So tell me, when you get podded, do you see 72 virgins on your screen?

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    1. Fear not the New Order , fear the darkness that would conceal the knowledge of the universe. Believe in the truth of all things, and you too may find the path to enlightenment.

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    2. Butthurt is the grumpy old man that nobody wants to talk to in the nursing home.

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    3. everyone, james wants us all to go to Klir

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    4. Alana is lesbian who's only date is a rotten cucumber so ignore her

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    5. look at me Hector

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    6. Doesn't change that fact you CODEdot guys have made CCP's terrorist watch list. FALCON Punch!!!

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    7. You know, I agree with Butthurt's original point. Why do these kills of the week only come with Killmails? Let's get some local chat tears in here, to compliment his comment tears :D

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  18. "One of the most gruesome spectacles this week was marvo minner's 5.1 billion isk Orca. It was tanked, sure--with a bunch of expensive modules. That's like trying to avoid getting mugged by wearing body armor made of cashier's checks."

    LOOOL

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  19. It's hard to complain about you cowards not shooting back when you gave us proof you're too scared to. Maybe next year for the AT you can... oh wait. You got banned. How about you take a trip up to 5ZXX-K for some PVP with MoA? Oh wait, you're too scared to leave highsec... How about you go take some SOV? Oh wait, nobody would ever want you, not that you're up to the task of PVPing anyway. Really shot yourselves in the feet, with a .12 gauge shotgun... a million times.

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    1. rofl you nearly filled out a whole bingo card in one post, well done :)

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    2. We have better things to do in nullsec than play bingo like a highsec peasant. sometimes I wonder if you even know what 0.0 is...

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    3. Dear Mr LSM,

      Whilst you claim to have better things do do in Low sec "than play bingo like a highsec peasant".

      It's undeniably apparent that "whilst in Low Sec" you don't have anything better to do than post vacuous anti-gank sperg on the Minerbumping blog.

      The Code, winning continuously for 2+ years. \o/

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    4. I do. Lived there for some time. Boring, silly place at times. Nullbears can even be worse that Carebears... especially during CTA's.

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    5. When did code ever care about null sec?

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    6. Wow... these comments. You guys seriously need to get out of highsec. Anyone should know 5ZXX-K is NPC Null and is the home of Mordus Angels.... a non SOV holding entity focused on PVP. Do you even know what the CFC is? Nulli? PL? BL? Don't answer that... you obviously don't. And to 'Mr Anon'... I live in null. not low. 5ZXX-K. Fight us, we'd love a good scrum

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  20. By this time next year, the rebels will be wishing for the "good old days" when CODE. was killing "only" around a trillion isk a month in ships. By then, the freighter count will be in the thousands and jump freighters in the hundreds. Mining barges will be approaching a hundred thousand.

    The New Order of highsec is like the largest, yummiest omelette ever, and to make it complete we're gonna have to crush a bunch more eggs.

    I have seen it in my visions, friends. Loyalanon is basically Jack O'neal leading SG1 right now. But other fleets of the same size and nearly the same skill will be forming up in the coming year. There will be a time when 10 or so freighters will be ganked simultaneously by multiple CODE. fleets. And they'll do it all day, all week, all month, forever, until we achieve 100% CODE compliance.

    Now would be a good time to repent and buy a mining permit.

    For believers, now is a great time to buy shares. Help the New Order stockpile ganking ships to rain hell down upon the nonbelievers.

    There will be a time soon when literally every minute a freighter ganking fleet will be undocking in Uedama and heading off to battle. The 15 minute timer will be unconsequential because there will be 15 fleets, one every minute. If 15 freighters jump at once into system, 15 freighters will die at once.

    I have seen it friends. It is not far off. Rejoice in the good word of James 315, our Saviour. Send us your money so we can make it happen and report of our glorious victories in battle on Minerbumping.

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  21. Not sure which kill I liked seeing the most. Each was so delicious while being so different. That was entertainment... The tears were decent although personally hearing about the tournament ban is kinda boring..

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  22. The truly sad part is the number of pods you have managed to catch. I mine afk well as afk as I get (watching TV next to my pc) I couldn't imagine actually leaving my ship in space completely Unattended. You would get my miner but defiantly not my pod. Losing pods unforgivable

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  23. Hi sec is too save remove concord and there be no tears from miners

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    1. Help yourself to some basic grammar lessons and proper punctuation before you post again. And for you pointless point, there is no such place in eve that is "too safe", other than login screen.

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    2. Nie ma sprawy misiu, teraz piszę poprawnie, a ty jesteś zwykłym, małym zakompleksionym, górnikiem, który nie rozumie, że mam rację. 100% Grammar correct.

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    3. My point exactly, thank you for your compliance :)

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    4. Anyway. I was talking about removing Concord not bcause I'm a Code fan boy, cuz Im not. Th problrem(for me) is, that now I have to wait with defending myself, until someone start shooting, cuz in other way I will be taken down by Concord and that sucks. If I can kill without consequences anyone with -10 standings that would be enough for me. as for grammar and punctuation I was simply never learned them so can't use them properly :P

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  24. What if I told you, that you CAN kill anyone with -10 security standing without CONCORD interference.

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  25. :O now my whole game has changed :O and If You can do it why so many ships got blown up by cod?:O

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  26. The sound of the creaking of wooden planks echoes through the saloon. Sunlight playfully dancing on the surface of a shot of Whiskey before it consumed in a single gulp and turned upside down on the table strewn with cards and Aurum. The Rangers of the High Protectorate making certain that the dead stayed dead this time moved through the mass of bodies in the saloon. A gentle kick here with the tip of a boot, another kneeling before another corpse checking for a pulse. A ringing sound of spurs and a thump could be heard coming down the stairs as another Ranger dragged the lifeless corpse of another one of the outlanders and with a final burst of air legged tossed the corpse onto a pile. A pull of air and a chest of justice and victory moved through the Ranger as he snapped the hammer on his Blaster closed and re holstered it. The leather gladly excepting the cold wrought Tritanium frame. The sun was setting low as it began to cast long shadows on the days events as the High Protectorate mounted up. A small dust cloud rose in the wake of the posses departure as the sound of clanging tags clinkered throughout the town. One Ranger remained behind felt obliged to not leave things unsettled and tossed a 1000 Aurum Token into the saloon where it spun in an unnatural manner casting rays of light in all directions. "Sure we'll pay your fare for Charon the boatman. That's the least we could do."..."Ma'am you ought to be getting along home to your husband now. This isn't a place for married folk."......"Come on Sorrow's Promise....another day awaits us somewhere else in this high plane named New Eden."

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