Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #66
Uh oh, that can only mean one thing... It's time for yet another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
Ladies and gentlemen, Ledrian Saisima: Super Spy.
A lot of people spend a lot of time talking about the treatment of "new players", but what about new Agents, such as Agent Reginald Poppycock? If people block them, they're less likely to be socially engaged, and possibly CCP loses money.
Fortunately, no one really blocks you in EVE.
Carebears frequently misspell the same words in the same way. For instance, what Daaga Ronin meant to say was, "Your Saviour is da man."
Notorious comment troll Veers Belvar is too sophisticated to call the New Order a bunch of Nazis. Carefully tiptoeing around Mr. H, Veers compared us to other historical "content creators". This may be our first Jack the Ripper comparison. In fairness, it was carebear Dream Five who wrote in the bio of one of her alts that we should stop ganking and start murdering strippers in real life.
...and she continues to haunt the CAOD subforum.
In all seriousness, I hope Dream Five doesn't quit. She still owes us a bunch of money for mining permits.
Being a GM must be so difficult in this game. Did Samanops make a real-life threat or a weather forecast?
A bit of explanation may be required here. A miner named Morris Better lost his ship. Instead of accepting responsibility for the loss, he put the blame on a fellow named Norek Crendraven--and everyone who was in Norek's mining fleet at the time. Morris then began writing an EVEmail to send to all the miners.
...and over the course of writing said EVEmail, Morris had a bit of a breakdown.
Paradoxically, the guy who "can't play his game" due to having his mining ship ganked, is now supposed to be powerful enough to intimidate everyone.
So far, Morris has received 0 isk. Smart miners know they only need to pay 10 million isk per year, and to the proper authorities.
The catastrophically successful freighter-ganking campaign of October 2014 has opened a lot of people's eyes. In time, the light of the Code will shine so bright, people won't be able to ignore it even with their eyes closed.
Posted by MinerBumping at 19:25
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"In all seriousness, I hope Dream Five doesn't quit. She still owes us a bunch of money for mining permits."ReplyDelete
The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!! Always!!!!
That quote made me chuckle :DDelete
I laughed :)Delete
Good luck collecting that money. Any miner with half a brain won't pay for a permit.Delete
Good thing most miners only have half a brain :DDelete
Veers Belvar is the new anon :)Delete
Another shoutout! Sweet! Veers FTW! And James 315 even thinks I'm sophisticated :)ReplyDelete
It's kinda sad when a troll doesn't get when he's being trolled. You have to pick up your game bro.Delete
Nah, can't troll with the truth, bro.Delete
you are right. It is certainly not worth coming to read comments.
Try again next month, Super!
Digging himself further into a hole.Delete
But the comparison was quite accurate. However, he forgot to mention the original content creator: Mohammad who wrote part of the Koran.Delete
Factually inaccurate, Mr Miner. He was illiterate; he recited it and scribes wrote down and read back to him what they heard.Delete
10:20 PM is obvious fake "bro", If you troll, troll with quality, not quantity,Delete
Our Supreme Protector is da man!ReplyDelete
Nope. Daaga Ronin said what he meant: Your "savior" is a demon. From where I come from, we put demons down. At least when they can shove their cowardly spines back up their ass and undock. But in James 315's case, his spine slipped out of his ass so along ago, he can't find it..Delete
Butthurt miner is butthurt :(Delete
Please explain why I would be butthurt by stating a fact?Delete
Was a troll not me....keep up the good work.Delete
You won't believe this, but I was just passing through Bagodan and I heard this whimpering sound right after I jumped in through the gate. I investigated what was possibly making this sorrowful sound like a child who had been sent to bed without his dessert. Low and behold I looked in local and there was none other then THE Veers Belvar! Mystery solved.ReplyDelete
Looks like james forgot to crop the delete buton out of his screenshot just like with some posts by erotica 1 and other SOCOIPATHES Am I the only nonjames person on this sily blog???????ReplyDelete
James is Veers Belvar!Delete
He's also the Mittani
and all CCP
Making 20 million isk per day?ReplyDelete
What a terrifying mastermind of eve.
They better pay up.
So the first one says role playing is dumb....in a role playing game. I guess real life playing, in a video game is somehow better? Does that mean the player is actually a cowardly cry baby in real life as well as the game? Is a mewling, whining, helpless wimp who they actually are- and that's why they play a mewling, whining, helpless wimp in a role playing game?ReplyDelete
The second is just more 'I'm a tough guy in real life, which is why I play video games all day' bluster we're accustomed to.
The last- well I didn't even bother with that pity-party wall of text. More, "I didn't want that ship anyway" and "I win by not undocking in a game I pay to play" babble.
And they call CODE delusional. Pot, meet Kettle. Or more to the point, Pot, meet Kettle's blasters.......
CODEdot members are delusional, and deranged to boot.Delete
Hey Veers I can't help but notice you haven't got a kill in over a month. You fail at PVP, you fail at WKing, you're politics/ethics/gamemanship are a steaming pile of fail, and you fall for the troll every time. Wake up and gank the fuck out of a miner sometime, it's such a high to stomp over some idiot newbro and take his shit and collect tears.ReplyDelete
Nah, enjoying incursions, no reason to PvP. and I don't get my highs from hurting other people.Delete
I guess you don't play COD either because that would be hurting people?Delete
COD sounds like a game CODEmongers could enjoy, why don't you go and play that? Leave EVE for more intelligent players.Delete
Everyone go to CHODEs forums and spam!!!ReplyDelete
to do listReplyDelete
write a bunch more crap on minerbumping rest of week.
take trash out on thursday
do homework everyday after school/study for spelling test on friday
cash grandmas social security check
clean my room
kiss a girl once all of the above is done
save this list to desktop after poop
hmm forum here seems to be dead , please fix itReplyDelete
or did you received a forum gank????