Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #66


Uh oh, that can only mean one thing... It's time for yet another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Ladies and gentlemen, Ledrian Saisima: Super Spy.


A lot of people spend a lot of time talking about the treatment of "new players", but what about new Agents, such as Agent Reginald Poppycock? If people block them, they're less likely to be socially engaged, and possibly CCP loses money.


Fortunately, no one really blocks you in EVE.


Carebears frequently misspell the same words in the same way. For instance, what Daaga Ronin meant to say was, "Your Saviour is da man."


Notorious comment troll Veers Belvar is too sophisticated to call the New Order a bunch of Nazis. Carefully tiptoeing around Mr. H, Veers compared us to other historical "content creators". This may be our first Jack the Ripper comparison. In fairness, it was carebear Dream Five who wrote in the bio of one of her alts that we should stop ganking and start murdering strippers in real life.


...and she continues to haunt the CAOD subforum.


In all seriousness, I hope Dream Five doesn't quit. She still owes us a bunch of money for mining permits.


Being a GM must be so difficult in this game. Did Samanops make a real-life threat or a weather forecast?


A bit of explanation may be required here. A miner named Morris Better lost his ship. Instead of accepting responsibility for the loss, he put the blame on a fellow named Norek Crendraven--and everyone who was in Norek's mining fleet at the time. Morris then began writing an EVEmail to send to all the miners.


...and over the course of writing said EVEmail, Morris had a bit of a breakdown.


Paradoxically, the guy who "can't play his game" due to having his mining ship ganked, is now supposed to be powerful enough to intimidate everyone.


So far, Morris has received 0 isk. Smart miners know they only need to pay 10 million isk per year, and to the proper authorities.


The catastrophically successful freighter-ganking campaign of October 2014 has opened a lot of people's eyes. In time, the light of the Code will shine so bright, people won't be able to ignore it even with their eyes closed.

32 comments:

  1. "In all seriousness, I hope Dream Five doesn't quit. She still owes us a bunch of money for mining permits."

    The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!! Always!!!!

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    1. That quote made me chuckle :D

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    2. Good luck collecting that money. Any miner with half a brain won't pay for a permit.

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    3. Good thing most miners only have half a brain :D

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    4. Veers Belvar is the new anon :)

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  2. Another shoutout! Sweet! Veers FTW! And James 315 even thinks I'm sophisticated :)

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    1. It's kinda sad when a troll doesn't get when he's being trolled. You have to pick up your game bro.

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    2. Nah, can't troll with the truth, bro.

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    3. Well....

      you are right. It is certainly not worth coming to read comments.
      Try again next month, Super!

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    4. Digging himself further into a hole.

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    5. But the comparison was quite accurate. However, he forgot to mention the original content creator: Mohammad who wrote part of the Koran.

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    6. Factually inaccurate, Mr Miner. He was illiterate; he recited it and scribes wrote down and read back to him what they heard.

      tut tut.

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    7. 10:20 PM is obvious fake "bro", If you troll, troll with quality, not quantity,

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    1. Nope. Daaga Ronin said what he meant: Your "savior" is a demon. From where I come from, we put demons down. At least when they can shove their cowardly spines back up their ass and undock. But in James 315's case, his spine slipped out of his ass so along ago, he can't find it..

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    2. Butthurt miner is butthurt :(

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    3. Please explain why I would be butthurt by stating a fact?

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    4. Was a troll not me....keep up the good work.

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  4. You won't believe this, but I was just passing through Bagodan and I heard this whimpering sound right after I jumped in through the gate. I investigated what was possibly making this sorrowful sound like a child who had been sent to bed without his dessert. Low and behold I looked in local and there was none other then THE Veers Belvar! Mystery solved.

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  5. Looks like james forgot to crop the delete buton out of his screenshot just like with some posts by erotica 1 and other SOCOIPATHES Am I the only nonjames person on this sily blog???????

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    1. James is Veers Belvar!
      He's also the Mittani
      and all CCP

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  6. Making 20 million isk per day?
    What a terrifying mastermind of eve.
    They better pay up.

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  7. So the first one says role playing is dumb....in a role playing game. I guess real life playing, in a video game is somehow better? Does that mean the player is actually a cowardly cry baby in real life as well as the game? Is a mewling, whining, helpless wimp who they actually are- and that's why they play a mewling, whining, helpless wimp in a role playing game?
    The second is just more 'I'm a tough guy in real life, which is why I play video games all day' bluster we're accustomed to.
    The last- well I didn't even bother with that pity-party wall of text. More, "I didn't want that ship anyway" and "I win by not undocking in a game I pay to play" babble.
    And they call CODE delusional. Pot, meet Kettle. Or more to the point, Pot, meet Kettle's blasters.......

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    1. CODEdot members are delusional, and deranged to boot.

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  8. Hey Veers I can't help but notice you haven't got a kill in over a month. You fail at PVP, you fail at WKing, you're politics/ethics/gamemanship are a steaming pile of fail, and you fall for the troll every time. Wake up and gank the fuck out of a miner sometime, it's such a high to stomp over some idiot newbro and take his shit and collect tears.

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    1. Nah, enjoying incursions, no reason to PvP. and I don't get my highs from hurting other people.

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    2. BeBopareBop RhubarbPieNovember 5, 2014 at 11:09 AM

      I guess you don't play COD either because that would be hurting people?

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    3. COD sounds like a game CODEmongers could enjoy, why don't you go and play that? Leave EVE for more intelligent players.

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  9. Everyone go to CHODEs forums and spam!!!

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  10. to do list

    write a bunch more crap on minerbumping rest of week.
    take trash out on thursday
    do homework everyday after school/study for spelling test on friday
    cash grandmas social security check
    clean my room
    kiss a girl once all of the above is done
    save this list to desktop after poop

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  11. hmm forum here seems to be dead , please fix it

    or did you received a forum gank????

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