Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Over Half a Trillion in Shares Sold

Many have threatened to put a stop to the New Order. All have failed. The New Order and its brave Knights have only grown more powerful each day. Why? Because the bot-aspirants don't really care about anything; they can't. They can--and do--shed tears, selfish tears. But the New Order and all its supporters wield the power of unselfish devotion to the Code. That makes them unstoppable.

Permabanned Heroes of the Code gained another 1,000 shares from a purchase by Leia Jadesol, who wanted to give her friend DJentropy Ovaert his due. With this purchase, we exceeded the 486 billion isk mark, and the Permabanned earned another Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

The Conference Elite also gained an additional 1,000 shares by way of Leia Jadesol. This sent us over the 487 billion isk mark and earned TCE another Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


...and then it happened.

Anti-Mining Activist came out of nowhere and purchased 15,000 shares. This sent us over the 488, 489, 490, 491, 492, 493, 494, 495, 496, 497, 498, 499, 500, 501, and 502 billion isk marks. Anti-Mining Activist is a man who knows how to make a good first impression. Having only just arrived in EVE, he's already earned a Fifteenuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™!


I don't know much about Anti-Mining Activist, but I do know that he likes to party. Look at that party hat--you don't see those very often, even in the perpetually victorious New Order. What's he celebrating? I'll give you 500 billion guesses.


KABOOM! At long last, the New Order has sold over half a trillion isk in shares. Everyone involved should pat themselves on the back. The New Order has done something truly special, something unprecedented in EVE: We have united players from all across the galaxy, men and women of all different professions. At half a trillion isk, our ganker reimbursement fund has accumulated ten times that which was paid by Hulkageddon Infinity. Once, the carebears predicted our downfall. Now they can only tremble.

The bot-aspirant can't see beyond the asteroid he's mining. The New Order dares to dream. What shall we dare to imagine next... a trillion isk in shares?

26 comments:

  1. Huzzah!! \o/

    The Code, winning all the way to the bank (always) !!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Highsec united
    supporting a noble cause
    Heartwarming to see

    ReplyDelete
  3. And a bunch of ISBoxer functions are becoming bannable offenses. Say goodbye to those ice bot fleets.

    ReplyDelete
  4. No war!
    No gank!
    No awox!

    can STOP us

    http://s14.directupload.net/images/141126/juv79yx8.png

    the elite bots of eve

    botbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbot

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a BREAKING NEWS REPORT!!!

    Today, in an action the magnitude of which has not been seen since that fateful on the 7th of December, 1942, the imperial forces of Gorila Venzaga declared a most unholy war on your Eve hero Veers Belvar and his organization. A recap of events follows -

    Good Fight!
    From: Veers Belvar
    Sent: 2014.11.27 02:42
    To: Amyclas Amatin, BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, Capt Starfox, CODE Agent AC, Gorila Vengaza, James 315, John E Normus, Paranoid Loyd, Sophia Soprano, Tengu Grib,

    To my dearest Gorila Vengaza, most loyal servent of his royal highsecness James 315,

    After your cute blog post, commented on by all of 3 people, I was looking forward to the next stage of your masterful tactical campaign against me. Terrifyingly enough, this very night I was informed that war had broken out between our organizations. While I did briefly consider blowing up your ships and leaving you even more bankrupt than you currently are, I decided to have mercy on you and your followers, and stick with the James 315 endorsed 30-1 economic victory model of winning wars. Keep up the great work, and I'm sure CODE is thrilled to have yet another strategic genius like yourself on board. If only DJ. Jerry Rin, D400, Erotica1, and all the rest, were still with us to celebrate this momentous occasion. Alas, they have moved on to a better place, leaving us all the worse for their absence.

    Never Give up the Good Fight, and never cease doing your part to rid New Eden of "bot aspirants."

    Yours & compliments,

    Veers Belvar

    Swordmasters of New Eden

    Defender of all that is holy in highsec

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. VEERS WINS ALWAYS!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

      Delete
    2. Next time include me in evemail chains like this - I like to stay abreast of significant events.

      Delete
    3. Will do....I try to include as many of the code folks as I can, but many have unconditionally surrendered and blocked me (rabe raptor - surprising, didn't see him as a sissy.....loyalanon AND wolf soprano - but not sophia soprano \o/). I'm thinking Gorila's 30-1 loss will merit the front page of his prolific blog. He is open to suggestions on how to stop losing - feel free to chime in to help out your buddy guys!

      Delete
    4. More exciting news....after Gorila features me on his blog at http://gankerbumping.blogspot.com/2014/11/here-we-go-again.html#comment-form (kinda lame blog post...work needed...C- for content, D+ for presentation), brave commentator cynabal bitch (not me!) wrote the following:

      "Hilarious - the Antichrist is now in bed with code. This was a anti-code blog but it is now another propaganda website for code. Oh lets not offend code they are such wonderful caring human beings...sure people who like to wind up others are always such dignified people LOL

      Blog owner we can get all this trash on minerbumping. Where has the sarcastic leader of the resistance gone? Or has your obsession with this Veers fellow made you lose your focus?"

      I concur...why did Gorila blow up exactly? Seems awfully suspicious to suddenly switch sides like that? Was he always a Code plant? Is he perhaps a secret alt of James 315? Or maybe he is Erotica1, back from the ashes???

      We report - you decide. Speculation always welcome!

      Delete
    5. "Swordmasters of New Eden" lol it's plural even thou Veers is a chicken shit 1 man HS incursion corp. This fucker amazes me he can incursion to his hearts delight selfishly making money for himself, as Veers only cares about Veers, whilst doing fuck all nothing for the rest of us in HS.

      Please some AG dipship please tell me what this worthless piece of rhino dung has ever done for HS ot you. The idiot just spouts off worthless crap like concording gankers for bumping or that all other isk besides incursion isk is ill gotten and causing eve to die. Please someone defend this pig faced whore who reminds me of Frank burns of M*A*S*H. I want to laugh my balls off with hand on cock.

      Delete
    6. Amusingly codies seem to think this kind of behavior is acceptable, except when a carebear does it.

      Delete
    7. Bunch of immature little kids. Doesn't take much to be an "agent" these days.

      Delete
    8. Butthurt Miner, save us from this lunatic's rambling!

      Delete
    9. Anon@8:24, this kind of behavior (specifically, crude sexual references) isn't acceptable. But seeing as this is some random anon, we just don't care much. You anonymous commenters say the darnedest things. No way to verify who you are, no reason to believe you're really gankers. Why get worked up over it?

      Delete
    10. Veers is begging me to change my blog name to VeersBumping, but im not feeding his already massive ego...

      Delete
  6. No war!
    No gank!
    No awox!

    can STOP us

    http://s14.directupload.net/images/141126/juv79yx8.png

    the elite bots of eve

    botbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbot

    WE THe BOT OF EVE HAVE WON!!!!!!

    COME JOIN OUR BOT ARMY

    ReplyDelete
  7. "The New Order dares to dream. What shall we dare to imagine next... a trillion isk in shares?"

    Straight from the horse's mouth. New Order dreams of ISK and... well, ISK.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Marmite just decced me! Another easy 30-1 victory for Veers! When will the tear collectors learn to not mess with invincible Veers?

    ReplyDelete
  9. I want and I will become the next James 315

    Idiots

    ReplyDelete
  10. More Breaking News:

    From the defeated Tora Bushido -

    Re: Re: Good Fight!
    From: Tora Bushido
    Sent: 2014.11.27 17:58
    To: Veers Belvar,

    mmm, you re werent blocked yet. End of chat.

    Serious mate, get help : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism



    My reply -

    Re: Re: Good Fight!
    From: Veers Belvar
    Sent: 2014.11.27 18:30
    To: Alana Charen-Teng, Amyclas Amatin, BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, Capt Starfox, CODE Agent AC, Gorila Vengaza, James 315, John E Normus, Sophia Soprano, Tengu Grib, Tora Oni,

    I put him in the To field.... Sad Tora best Tora! Wardeccs me and then whines about narcissim! Coward! Stick to killing CODE!



    When will the griefers learn that you can never beat an elite PvE player? Time to go back to killing AFK miners and haulers folks, incursion runners are 3 cuts above.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thinks he's clever, posts mail easily forged as plain text, proves he's a dribbling imbecile.

      What an idiot.

      Delete
    2. Ha! I cc'd all the CODEbros in game....idiot.

      Delete
  11. Seriously? Idiots!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Oh please, someone notice me!

    Please!

    ReplyDelete

Note: If you are unable to post a comment, try enabling the "allow third-party cookies" option on your browser.