Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Over Four Hundred Eighty-Five Billion in Shares Sold

Things are getting interesting in highsec these days. There's a certain--I don't know quite how to describe it--a certain something, a kind of rumbling going on. If you keep your ear to the ground, you can hear it. There's a tense excitement and anticipation. Go around highsec and you'll see what I mean.

Here's a piece of good news: Cato XIII was ecstatic when he heard about MinerBumping passing 3 million hits this last week. To celebrate, Cato purchased 3,000 additional shares of New Order stock. This put us over the 481, 482, and 483 billion isk marks and earned him a coveted Triple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Etienne Achasse was also excited, but not specifically about hit counts or anything. He purchased 1,000 additional shares and sent us over the 484 billion isk mark. Etienne earns a regular--though no less coveted--Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Yet another shareholder increased her holdings by quite a bit: Rouge Drex purchased 1,500 additional shares and sent us over the 485 billion isk mark. She gets a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, too.

Less than 15 billion to go before we reach the long-awaited half-trillion mark. The New Order is known for having really decent, quality people associate with it. They can't send us isk fast enough. Due to our unique accomplishments and contributions to the game, everyone in EVE is paying close attention now. They all want to know who will be the shareholder who puts us over the 500 billion mark.

Will it be you?

43 comments:

  1. I wonder how much Veers has raise for his AG friends...

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  2. That much ISK, and still James thinks it's not coming fast enough. Donate more people, I know you can do it. James wants those ISKs now and not tomorrow!

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  3. Half a trillion ISK!

    This just goes to show that high-sec knows what is good for itself, and that there will never be a shortage of quality players to save us from the curse of the bot-aspirant.

    315 for life!

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    1. As a lawyer, I know a thing or two about using rhetoric to persuade others of my point. When you use terms like "bot-aspirant", you out yourself as a Codemonkey, and anything that follow that....is ignored.

      Hey, DJames...

      I received word recently that my actions did, in fact, lead to your ban. Not only yours, though. Jerry Rin, Fighter Jets Guitar Solo, etc. too.

      THE CODE ALWAYS LOSES! HAH!

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  4. I'm not raising money for AG...I'm not here to do charity work. Code raises money to waste on gank ships and generate rage and tears. That is a pathetic goal, and shows a deep lack of class and character. It's despicable how many good for nothings gladly ally with such a deeply flawed and abombinable organization.

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    1. Nothing is a waste if it's fun! And I like ganking. It's some of the best fun to be had in Eve.

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    2. It's not about rage and tears. It's about the love. Love for hisec. It's about keeping Eve real. It's about stopping people becoming bored and quitting, just like we keep YOU here, despite your subhuman capacity for incursion bearing which would reduce a normal human to weepy tears.

      But CODE aren't even interested in those tears, not just because they are unreal robot aluminium tears but because they signify the depths that humans can sink to when they plumb the depths of bot aspirancy. CODE are about the humanity not aspirancy. Beers, it's never too late to turn around.

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    3. Yes, the bonus rooms weren't about rage and tears. Why exactly were Erotica1, DJ, Jerry Rin, D400, and the rest of the loons banned? Oh wait, for looking for rage and tears.

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    4. 1) this isn't bonusroom.com
      2) CCPs ban policy is deeply flawed, as is obvious to any neutral.
      3) May I suggest you reread the Code and find a bit that highlights tear harvesting being the object of the exercise?
      4) I am disappointed that my previous beautiful and highly emotive post has failed to move you one inch. To me, this demonstrates your cold robot heart. But don't worry, I am full of love and will persist.
      5) Would you like to buy a permit?

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    5. 1) it's a search for identical goals. "Carebear tears and rage." Go read through the post on this website, they all revolve around that.

      2) Agreed, they need to ban a lot more of the dysfunctional griefers who populate CODE and similar groups.

      3) The CODE was made to interfere with the gameplay of highsec miners and drive them to rage and tears. Mostly by blowing them up.

      4) Keep trying, Charlie.

      5) No. I don't mine. Permits have no value to me. The jokers at CODE are not a threat to elite incursion runners.

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    6. unironically calls himself ~elite~

      *facepalm*

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    7. "unironically calls himself ~elite~

      *facepalm*"

      QFT

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    8. I don't know Bob bedala, but I can already tell he's a gallant!

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    9. Beers is elite at one thing: ship toasting.

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    10. That's a pretty low bar for elite shiptoasting.

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    11. I just set a custom ad-block filter to ignore any post by any of the "Veers" and I find the internet to be a much more enjoyable place in general. I love filters :-)

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    12. Classic DJ....banned for being a real life harasser....and now relegated to running away from his opponents. What a pathetic empty shell of a real person. Typical New Order Agent - James 315 redux.

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    13. Christ, Veers, just tape a picture of DJ to a blowup doll and get the hate-fuck out of your system already! It's incredibly offputting to see you pining for him all the time. Do what you must, just get *over* it already.

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    14. Well, he was the leading spokesman for CODE...with his endless emergent gameplay and content creation shpiel. Now he is gone...but not forgotten. It's a perfect example of how vile and low you CODE jokers are.

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    15. For some strange reason I see more people "offputting" Veers more than DJ. Shouldn't you give the same advice to your fellow Codies, Maria?

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    16. Maria: Trust me, it's amazing - just add the "Ad-Block" plugin to google chrome, right click on his name -> set a custom rule and it's like he does not even exist. :) It's good to know he still loves me so much, of course.

      Gotta thank the New Order for that. DJentropy Ovaert may be dead and gone, but thanks to the word and will of the 315 - he will live forever in the hearts and minds of the carebear :) What more could I ask for?

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    17. You should listen to him Maria. The best response of CODE cowards after getting thrashed in open debate is to run and hide. That's the whole meta of your cowardly and repugnant organization.

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    18. Looks like CODE wants to have this as their own sandbox, and not have evil carebears forcing them to interact.

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    19. @Anonymous 6:19 PM

      You got that 100% backwards. All we are about is interaction and player created content. As a EVE player since 2002, I have only had to block three players - and in each case, they simply were the type that there is no point in having any from of conversation with - they are unwilling to listen or communicate, and simply enjoy the sound of their own voice.

      It's rare that I will just remove someone from my internet experience, as it takes quite a lot to get me to that point - but again, trust me - once you filter any words by "Veers Belvar" from your browser/game clients - the sun is just a little brighter and the beer just a little bit colder, if you get my drift <3

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    20. It's actually quite tempting, DJ. A conversation requires that the person with whom you are speaking actually process what you say and respond to it. But Veers is so relentlessly on-message that it really doesn't matter what you say; he has his narrative about tears and how sexy you are, and he'll stick to it no matter what. James knows I've tried, but it's impossible to actually have a conversation with the man(bot)...it's like trying to communicate with a squeaky toy, except that instead of squeaks, it makes "tears!", "grief!", "incursions are elite pvp!" sounds.

      Y'know, I think I'll do it. I use safari though, know of any plugins that could accomplish the same thing?

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    21. DJ, I trust you've blocked James 315 already :P

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    22. Maria: Yup! Ad-Block works for Safari also. Just snag a copy at:

      https://getadblock.com/

      Then after installing it, shut down and restart browser, make sure plug in is active. Then simply select his name, right click and select Ad-Block -> Block. This will give you a handy dandy slider bar, just scroll around the page and adjust the slider bar until you have the desired output (a page with no posts by Veers showing up, just like he does not exist).

      I was hesitant to do this at first, but in retrospect it is one of the greatest decisions I have made in the last month. The comments section of the blog is just much more enjoyable without his mindless spam. I don't mind people who disagree me and want to have a conversation - but his content has degraded to the point of random e-mail spam. It's just the same thing, over and over, and it ceased to be even mildly amusing months ago.

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    23. @Anon 6:41PM

      Nope! Say what you will about the 315, he is a *excellent* writer and will gladly have a conversation with people about topic relevant to the New Order or EVE online in general.

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    24. Got it, let's see if it's effective. It's been fun, laughing at the repetitive buffoon verbally soiling himself in minerbumping's comment sections. But the appeal's worn thin. I can be done now.

      Here's to a new life, Veers-free!

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    25. Have not seen him talking here, only blog posts that I find rather boring and repetitive.

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    26. Another CODEbro down! Are any left? My mission to expose the entire CODE as cowards is nearing success!

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    27. Oh, and Sherlocks, you are aware that even Mr. V can post here anonymously?

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    28. Sure, but it's not like he ever would. An ego like that, he needs everyone to see how smart and articulate the is. That he actually lacks both qualities only makes him feel the need to display them even more. Veers *cannot* post anonymously, even if the site gives him that option. His ego won't allow it.

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  6. "CCPs ban policy is deeply flawed, as is obvious to any neutral."
    Only the most retarded people want to believe this.
    CCP dosn't ban hammer lightly and if you appeal, they check again!
    Isn't that right whiny jimmy, who got unbanned himself?
    So: NO! those guys where banned by good reason. Those where the opposite of rightful, just, honorus people.
    Only people with less than half a brain say otherwise.
    code-monkeys behave like assholse and got "falconpunched"

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    1. You have no idea what you are talking about.

      I can assure you that CCP reserves the right to deny your request to even have an appeal, and that you can be banned for no reason at all - simply a blank reason "we reserve the right to do so" ban.

      Of course, if you are smart it really does not matter. It's just pixels and internet spaceships, and unlike the carebear - I have dozens of accounts that can be banned/thrown away at any moment with no loss to me :)

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    2. So you think it's ok to circumvent a ban?

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    3. @Anonymous 5:15 PM

      I think this is the internet and you should take everything you read with a grain of salt as well. :-) Perhaps I am still playing EVE under many characters, perhaps just one, or maybe I am not there at all. All of this information is way over your pay grade. I'm simply playing a character which may not in any way relate to any real life activities.

      You'll never know :)

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    4. So you're all talk, got ya.

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    5. @Anonymous 5:46PM

      I'm whatever you want me to be, baby <3

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    6. WHO GIVES A FUCK ANOM @ 515 YOUR A BITCH COCKSUCKER TOO!!!!!

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  7. KEEP IT CLEAN MR.CLEAN....FUCK YOU ALL FUCK EVERYONE...1/2 TRILLION WOW THATS A LOT OF BLOW UP DOLLS AND DAHMER DINNERS. FAGOTS ALL OF YOU FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT DOWN YOU THROATS YOU PYSHOPATHS PLAYING GAMES AND FUCKING YOUR CATS!!!!

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    1. Yeah. That's right. Let it all out. Don't let it bottle up like that. We prefer that you release tears in a steady stream, not in deluges like this. It's better for you that way. Once you've worked this through your system you can start a healthy program of crying steadily rather than in huge bursts.

      We're here to listen.

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