Saturday, November 29, 2014

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #68

Some critics call the New Order a bunch of "tear harvesters", as though our goal is to make carebears cry. I find this accusation amusing. It's like saying a personal trainer's goal is to make his client's muscles sore. The New Order's objective is to save highsec, including the carebears. We're here to pump them up, to make them stronger. If, in the process, they shed some tears, that's a side effect also associated with the victims of nullsec conquests. But I will admit that the carebears cry more. Luckily, we've got Grab Bags.


For nearly two and a half years, the New Order has swept, unchecked, across highsec. Carebears haven't given up on the idea that we're violating the EULA. They merely assume CCP is very slow to catch on.


At the heart of bot-aspirancy: The idea that no player can impose anything on another player in highsec. They believe anarchy is mandatory.


Miners also believe the "James 315 nonsense" isn't part of the game. However, it's not up to the carebear to decide what is and is not part of the game. No one's ideas are more a part of the game than mine. In highsec, I am EVE.


Of course, it's silly of the bot-aspirants to object to the New Order and its ideals. The carebear has no ideals--or ideas--of his own, so why not adopt ours, and live?


Carebear Raknar Obrien came to our Agents with a disturbing report: The New Order is against a provision in the EULA. The provision clearly states that "culting" is forbidden "in the New Have and EVE platform". A citation was needed.


Unfortunately, Raknar disappeared before our Agents could obtain a copy of his extraordinary document.


I know what people say about judging a book by its cover, but I have yet to read a pleasant EVEmail with "Butt Fucker" in the subject line.


Mick has a "buddy" with a titan. In one "blast," it can destroy an entire corporation. It must be nice to have buddies in high places!


Ketsuo Rotsuda was AFK autopiloting in his pod through my territory. He was promptly ganked. At least he had the balls to AFK autopilot solo. Unlike all those pods who travel in groups. What do you call a pack of pods, anyway? A pod pod?


Actually, Agent Piir8 does engage in a lot of solo PvP. Maybe Ketsuo doesn't consider it "solo" if you've got the full power of the Code behind you.


I told you all when we first encountered her, that Dream Five was special. She doesn't give up.


And yet, maybe she's softening her anti-Order stance a bit. Don't be shocked if one day you see Dream Five trade in her freighter business for a little freighter ganking.


In the end, no carebear is beyond our ability to save. Some take a few more beatings than others, but they all get it eventually. The New Order is their Order, too.

31 comments:

  1. Go the mighty CODE! Miners are literally bags of venom just waiting to spew out their true vile nature's on anyone who displeases them. I'm sure in rl they look like normal people but inside they are hate filled monsters. As an agent I daily see the horror that lives inside these people. It's truly ugly.
    Thank goodness agents have the blessing of our saviour James 315 (peace be upon him) to get us through each day. Snig

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    1. After reading the artical, I am starting to think, that Veers must have hundreds of alts. Because they all spout rubbish like he does.

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    2. Thousands of Veers alts or thousands of just bad players, whats the difference?

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    3. Keep up the idiocy...so far total damage to Veers = negligible. Veers keeps on winning, anonymous forum posters afraid to use their in-game names keep on whining, and CODE (especially DJ) keeps on crying.

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    4. And Veers will keep prattling on.

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    5. And CODE will keep on losing

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    6. Well said, Anonymous @ 8:50PM - I fail to see any difference at all. This is why I simply block those who are unable to communicate like adults. I got rid of Veers and about a thousand like him months ago - it's simply amazing to me how a free plugin for Chrome and a simple filter has made the comments section of this blog such a better place to hang out. I highly recommend that everyone take this simple step.

      Anonymous @ 10:05PM - Not all bad players are self proclaimed internet space lawyers with raging cases of unwarranted self importance, but from what I remember Veers did excel at this. It's amazing to know he's still lurking here, so butt hurt over me laughing at him on comms nearly 4 months ago. :P I must have touched a nerve - and I've been banned and playing other games for months now lol :P

      @ Allistair Drake: Again, i'm telling you - just filter him. You'll thank me later :P

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    7. The reason I keep mentioning DJ is that he is a great example of what CODE is all about - griefing and real life harassment. That he was banned is great, but other CODE luminaries like Loyalanon deserve the same fate, as they have done the same things. The sick personality disorders, the sociopathic behavior, the tear and rage collection, and the fundamental effort to make the game less fun to play. These clowns are a stain on New Eden, and need to be excised from it, on a permanent basis. Highsec won't be liveable until CODE is gone for good.

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    8. veers,DJ was a credit to eve in his time, unlike you who doesnt understand what eves about. a true mmo game, in which rl players interact, have fun etc. even if they dont agree with all thr mechanic game styles of eve.
      so even tho most of my alts are hs veeers, i respected what dj brought to the game.
      btw DJ, leia asks after you, hopes you and your family are well. and if you get time, drop leia via loyal etc what your doing in archeage. she may come see what the games about.

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    9. Oh ya, DJ was a real hero - one of the lead bonus room real life harassers. People really "had fun" with him. Thankfully CCP decided to take a stand against him and the other harassers. I'm fine with playing the villain, but show some class.

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    10. @DJ: When you're right you're right. However, I'm a bit more stingy of what I download, that and I use IE. Besides, I can't help messing around a little with him, brightens my day a tad ;)

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    11. @Anon 1:46AM

      Will do! Myself and some friends are having a blast there, we have started the first (I think?) cross game deployment of the New Order - ganking traders, stealing their stuff, selling permits, and doubling their gold. Thankfully, we have the full support of the GM staff - we don't have any double secret rules or blank reason bans going on. Been enjoying the hell of a lot of other games as well. I'll get a message to Leia via loyal and give some details. These days I am quite content to support the glorious New Order without the need for any account with CCP, there's so much that can be done without even needing to fire up the client :P

      @Allistair: lol :-) You know, I felt the same way for a while too, then I just realized that he was just copy/pasting the same generic stuff over and over again and has no desire or even ability to have any form of adult conversation. The novelty wore off pretty quick. Judging by the sheer number of (spam removed) sections I see on this blog entry, I am willing to bet real money he's still spewing the same tears about sociopaths though :P It's kind of sad, when you think about it - someone being so absorbed in a video game that they can no longer separate it from real life. It was great to laugh at for a while, then fun to poke for random sperg generation, but for me the novelty of Veers wore off pretty damn fast. If he ever actually *did* anything of any value beyond shiptoasting, I might reconsider my opinion :P

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    12. BeBopareBop RhubarbPieNovember 30, 2014 at 7:15 AM

      I'm still not convinced that Veers isn't a new order alt that just likes trolling.

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    13. @BeBop - Even if that is the case, which I have long considered - I still find him boring :P

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  2. I'm going to send James a very nice evemail with "Butt Fucker" as the subject line. Never say never, I say.

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    1. I will never understand the carebear obsession with anal sex and homosexuality.

      Thankfully, we here at the New Order show respect to everyone, assuming they have a proper permit on display and follow the New Haliama Code Of Conduct.

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  3. "Butt Fucker". Priceless.

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  4. "I know what people say about judging a book by its cover, but I have yet to read a pleasant EVEmail with "Butt Fucker" in the subject line."

    Cannot stop laughing - priceless :)

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    1. No kidding, DJ - my refreshing carbonated beverage ended up going the wrong way and scouring my nasal passage. I have to learn not to drink and read this site at the same time. You would think James would run out of one-liners, but he never does.
      -Herr Wilkus-

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  5. Ahh, another great post by our Savior. He takes us through the valley of the shadow of bot-aspirancy, but finishes inspirationally with a reformed miner. James 315 always gives us our happy ending!

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  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIegk9Ukx4k

    Just PropagandaJust PropagandaJust PropagPropagandaJust PropagandaJust PropagandaJust
    you have 3days to leave new order and STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING STOPGANKING
    or you will receive PERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS

    its your choice

    (no wardec of mining corps alllowed,too)
    PERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS

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    1. This is a reasonable and well thought out response to our actions.

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    2. It's all over boys, might as well delete your accounts now. Random caps lock sperglord seems to have a well thought out opinion here ;P

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    3. Welp, time to biomass; this carebear clearly has something.

      Could you be a sport and reveal this master plan of yours?

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  7. just 3 days you have to leave new order or PERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTSPERMABAN OF ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS

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    1. Awww, honey - everyone gets excited when they first discover the caps lock button and the control+v for paste function.

      I promise you, the excitement will wear off soon.

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  8. DJ I get what you are saying about Veers, he's got deep RL problems judging from how he acts ingame and on forums (he's judges us this way so i don't feel bad to judge him back based on the crap he spews everywhere). I guess what fascinates me about this character is how utterly bad he is at eve. many HS pilots, even a lot of the miners, eventually come around to understanding CODE or they just put something in their bio and let it go after a few months of ranting. Veers shows no signs of letting up even thou he's got no new material and his arguments like concording bumpers or his "economic" theories have been so discredited he's ashamed of them himself.

    What drives a person to be this disgusting?

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    1. Ehhh, I will not attack the person - people come out very odd in a video game sometime, and it would be hypocritical of me to engage in the very same behavior that I generally detest.

      The furthest I will go with the person behind the character is what I have stated many times before: he bores me and posts very low quality material.

      In game, however, during my time in EVE - I found the character to be pretty much the definition of the rabid carebear. Adds nothing of quality to the game beyond shooting red boxes and watching a silly number move around, creates zero content, and is affected by a raging case of unwarranted self importance. However, if I had spent my time in EVE as a incursion bot, I can really understand needing to overcompensate to feel like I was actually part of the game in the first place. His entire act is just compensation for his self imposed misery, much like the miner.

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  9. Simple - his inflated ego does not allow him to consider that he might be wrong.

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  10. Watch out for that guy; he's going to petetition CCP with his multiple accounts. He probably filled up all the character slots on those multiple accounts and will petetition CCP with every last one of them. CODE is doomed, I tell you. Doomed!

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  11. when you are unopposed, its because no one bothers.

    oh wait, marmite is bothering?! jim - did you forget, was it a typo or are you are just a complete clown unable to fit inconvenient facts into your rather bland narrative?

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