Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Over Four Hundred Eighty Billion in Shares Sold

Q. Which EVE organization helps more new players than any other?

A. The New Order of Highsec, of course. More than EVE University, Red vs Blue, or even GoonSwarm Federation!


the reaverkiller helped a newbie slaughter a nice fat pod. Jazzed up by his good deed, the reaverkiller did another, buying 315 additional shares. This sent us over the 480 billion mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

480 billion. The big four-eight-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. We're so close to the half trillion that I can almost taste it. In case you're curious, it tastes like strawberries.


BONUS! Looking for evidence of our Agents doing elite PvP against ships that shoot back? Look no further than The Code is Forever #10. Kalorned did solo PvP against an Orca and a Hulk. The mouthy Orca pilot sent some serious combat drones against him, so it was a real fight.

The Orca and the Hulk both lost to the might of the Code. GF's all around.

31 comments:

  1. Kalorned, you're my hero!

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  2. The Code always wins !!!

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  3. All praise the code and it's glorious and yet generous code outreach program!

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  4. Just another example of why you are better off sticking to NPC corp giving the current awoxx/wardecc mechanics in highsec. Thanks again to Kalorned for showing us how current mechanics encourage social isolation.

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    1. Veers, do your co-workers give you wedgies on a regular basis?

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    2. Being in an NPC corp wouldn't have helped in this situation. The full story should be showing up on the homepage soon™

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    3. Veers being that new he doesnt know or understand game mechanics XD XD

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  5. Kalorned, your videos are action-packed entertainment gift-wrapped in matching music. The perfect package!

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  6. "480 billion. The big four-eight-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. We're so close to the half trillion that I can almost taste it. In case you're curious, it tastes like strawberries."

    To me it tastes like VICTORY

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  7. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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    1. If I had a quid for each time ...

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    2. The Code NEVER Wins!!!!! NEVER!!!!

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    3. Stole my lines :D

      The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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  8. Ladies and gentleman! I present you CODE's idea of a real fight: An Orca sent combat drones! Agent Kalorned had to put all his skill on the table to win that one. Such bravery is rarely seen in ranks of the new order.

    Soon CODE might attack a ship that sends drones AND shoots back.

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    1. I mean... he didn't force that Orca pilot to undock without a proper combat escort. If you're undefended, it's only because you undocked without defenses. Likewise, if you're outnumbered, it's just because you didn't bring enough friends. It's *always* the "victim's" fault in Eve.

      That pilot will either learn from this and bring a buddy with a combat ship next time, or he will continue to be preyed upon.

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    2. Still thats not "elite" pvp.
      What you say is : "the kindergarden kid is at his own fault when he went out without his big brother" "it was some bestialic elite cage fight, what our grown up man did to this other guy!" "it was an honest fight the kindergartenkid tried to kick back!".

      elite code-monkey stile!

      muahuahuahua

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    3. Your kindergartner fiction is nothing like Eve. Eve players have no reason to expect safety unlike your imagined child. And, in fact, I'm telling you that you're not safe without guns, a tank, a permit, and friends with guns. Knowing this, it's always the defeated player's fault for undocking unarmed/under-armed into a harsh, cold universe that wants nothing but to kill you.

      Hope this advice helps!

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  9. Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you a shift in carebear tactics: using actual weapons! Some carebears have managed to shift from merely using verbal jibes as weapons to actually using things that are meant for combat! Think about it - in a couple of years they might understand that CODE. is actually here to help them!

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  10. Does Veers start a successful corp which does meaningful stuff in eve? no, he's in a chickenshit one man corp and he doesn't pvp. Only fucking thing Veers wants in more isk for Veers. oh and for someone... ANYONE to actually agree with his bat shit crazy ideas such as:

    1. If you bump you get concorded
    2. incursion running is way to risky
    3. Plex prices are falling due to grrr goons
    4. nullsec is perfect safe
    5. new players start with enough wealth and SP to fly freighters and blinged out machs.
    6. highsec should be safe from any 'villain'. there is no roleplaying allowed in eve.

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    1. ehh???? I'm in a 1 man corp because the current awoxxing/wardecc/theft mechanics make highsec corps useless....and CCP agrees.I do occasionally PvP, but I enjoy incursions more. I play Eve to have fun, not to please anonymous CODE idiots, sorry. I have enough ISK, but I do always prefer more.

      1. Liar. I never proposed this. I suggested 60 second free warp off post gank. Stop lying.

      2. No, it's pretty risky, but if anything I'd like to see higher rewards and stronger rats.

      3. Plex prices are rising...not sure what you are trying to say. Brain dead much?

      4. Sov null is too safe yes, thanks to grrr Goons.

      5. uhh, no...let them skill train like everyone else.

      6. And no, I'd just like to see actual punishments for -10s.

      Keep trying, idiot....even Loyalanon can't be this stupid.

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    2. sorry, but royalmoron *can* be that stupid.

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    3. I believe I shall pick and choose my responses here.

      4. Sov null is safe because the players made it so. Not just Goons, but everyone who's carved a chunk out of that space for themselves. So that's game mechanics working as intended.

      6. Without even understanding the consequences already in place and how the police works in EVE. There's a reason dedicated ganker alts exist, no insurance payout, no escaping CONCORD, and when you get to that magic number you're hounded through highsec space and can't stay in one place for long. Gankers have been forced to use throwaway ships and dedicate a character as without an SRP in place, it's hard to actually get that sec status back up, grinding- and ISK-wise.

      And if you want to go into this again, CONCORD is a punitive force, not protective, that's not how it works since capsuleers are independent of the empires and not even real security forces can respond to a crime -before- it happens. IRL security can't boast a 100% conviction rate though, so be thankful that CONCORD does.

      I digress, so what kind of punishment would you hand out to a -10 Veers? Paying their victim? Keeping them locked in a station? CONCORD podding them? Ganking is already a victim-dependent activity, why pile on things to make it that much harder and hurt not just the "Grr, CODE." people you are gunning for?

      @Anon 10:05

      We *all* have stupid moments, not that big a deal.

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  11. The legend of -10 again. And whining how tough the live of gankers is.
    There are ways to come around the -10 and code-monkeys use them. Still they boast about the -10 legend.

    "Gankers have been forced to use throw away ships"
    Listen to that crap...
    Ganking is illegal by imperial law, so gankers get shot when caught in the act. So they gank with the ceapest ship. Anything else and those guys would hunt weaker players with faction ships and other more expensive stuff. Than they smartasses about carebears when they themself fuck around in hisec.

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    1. Carebears whine that dedicated ganker alts (which are only necessary because of the penalties already in place against ganking) face no penalties or difficulties. In response, gankers point to the penalties and challenges in place, including the fact that there are enough penalties to *require* a dedicated alt for this activity. And you call the rebuttal...whining. Should they have ignored your falsehoods then?

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    2. Yes, gankers constantly pour them onto us.

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  12. and Veers goes silent again. beat at his own game again. fails again and again. too bad that guy has no balls nor brains. "but, but concord will save us from those evil no gooders".

    Major Frank Burns of Eve, no one salutes you because you have 0 respect simply because you are a bumbling idiot with a hard on for the tea party and incursions. go take your ak-47 and "clean it" chambered. Eve won't miss you because unlike James 315 or Mittens you have no legacy to leave.

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    1. Classy behaviour. You don't even know where to use capitalization. I bet you're a CODE member. Tsk tsk.

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