Saturday, April 11, 2015

Ask Kalorned Anything

New Order diplomacy is the most powerful diplomacy in all of highsec. It's easy to see why--all of our Agents are EVE celebrities.


Agent Kalorned, whose adventures and victories are too many to name, is hosting his very own AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit this Sunday. It will appear in the r/Eve subreddit.

Here's Kalorned with the deets:

I will be hosting a Reddit AMA in R/EVE wherein anyone interseted can ask about myself, CODE alliance, or The New Order in general. It will take place on Sunday at 21:00 EVE (16:00 CDT).

What an opportunity! But be warned, dear reader: The EVE subreddit, like the playerbase itself, is comprised primarily of highsec carebears. Many are bitter and resentful about having been ganked in the past. You can identify these sorry souls by their tears, which usually come with a disclaimer such as, "I'm not a carebear and I've never been ganked by the New Order. In fact my corp drove the gankers out of our system by decloaking a bunch of battleships, and then everyone applauded. They have no power or influence in the game, and affect no one. They're destroying the game and CCP should ban them before everyone quits."

This promises to be a lovely event.

19 comments:

  1. I'll be there, and am looking forward to it! :)

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  2. Great idea, Kalorned. O dear, the tears......

    I'll try to grab a seat, too!

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    1. Lol I can't wait the code tears will flow freely as they scramble to all scream always wins always while taking turns playing pivot boy in the circle jerk

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  3. Best bring hip waders and a life jacket.... tears will be flowing fast and furious. LOL

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  4. I got rid of DJ, Erotica, and Loyal... Kalorned is all CODE. has left and he's only good for Gamis scamming. I predicted CODE. would fall and it has, RIP.

    Next watch me taken down goons, i need only to undock.

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    1. This was one of the more convincing Fake Veers posts. A solid 9/10.

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    2. Still completely delusional, but yes, it was a solid performance.

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  5. It appears Code has attempted to extort innocent civilians for protection money and take over 2 systems called Lave/Leesti in Elite Dangerous.

    https://youtu.be/qpNtexCIoW8

    This will not be tolerated to the extent it was in the Ancient and Barren Galaxy New Eden, where innocent woman, children, and Chihuahuas were slaughtered. The greedy miners, and even greedier traders turned a blind eye until destruction fell on them as they slumbered stupidly in an AFK state.

    War has been declared, the use of force has been authorized, and these orders will not rescind until the name and ideology of Code becomes as forsaken as the system New Eden.

    KMDR K. V.

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  6. "In fact my corp drove the gankers out of our system by decloaking a bunch of battleships, and then everyone applauded. They have no power or influence in the game, and affect no one. They're destroying the game and CCP should ban them before everyone quits."
    It's what we did, it's what we think and it's what we'll continue to do for our sandbox gameplay pleasure.

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    1. PSST! Eve Online has one foot in the grave and another on a Banana peel. And Code. is the wind blowing at its back.

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    2. @anon 3.17 am
      agreed.
      and good riddance to both i say .

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  7. I will be there, though I think I'm actually shadowbanned from /r/eve for disseminating factual information about The Code. Such is the burden of an Agent and martyr in a world of cowards.

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  8. Actually, Reddit has almost no high-sec players. It's p.much all null-sec sov people, plus TISHU. About once every two weeks, someone comes into the sub and asks "What's CODE?" The response is always "role-players" and the topic dies without getting more than four or five up-votes.

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    1. @ anon 11.39 pm
      and thats all the attention they deserve. nothing. "paper tigers" deserve nothing.
      keep on roaring we still can't hear you.(and never will)

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    2. Sure enough, "role players" came up almost immediately and the AMA was neg-repped into oblivion.

      Amusingly, then some CODE dude started complaining that Redditors weren't following their own rules. Then he deleted all his own posts in a snit. We might need a CODE Reddit Bingo card.

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    3. good .i'm glad to hear it.
      see null sec is sensible, they don't want anything to do with code scumbags.

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  9. meh seems made up

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    1. Sounds like a Veers alt to me.

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