Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Over Five Hundred Seventy-Nine Billion in Shares Sold

Strap in, folks, we've got some big news incoming.


Saskia Laru purchased 1,000 additional shares, which sent us over the 579 billion isk mark. The big news is, she earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for this achievement. It's big news each and every time the Supreme Protector's Hat gets Tipped. Let's not lose sight of that, even though it happens frequently these days.


In other news, a touching story from Agent Snigie Audanie. Skeptics said it was impossible to sell mining permits to an entire 99-man corporation. It didn't look good, at first.


...But when you set an example with the Code, good things happen. 99 permits sold! Well played. Let's hope Caulks Hole Enterprises successfully makes the transition to Code-compliance. It would be a shame for them to spend all that money and lose out on the benefits because they weren't all-in on the Code.

On an unrelated note: I'm not spoiling anything, but readers might want to take extra care not to miss the upcoming Kills of the Week post. I have a feeling it's going to be... eggcellent.

25 comments:

  1. Code always loses, always!

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    1. Only in your dreams. How dull they are.

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    2. Those 99 miners do not need to pay for mining permits if they would just follow this simple strategy:
      Stay docked up while you shitpost about how powerful you are, and try to troll minerbumping with lies about the billions of isk you make while elite PVEing.
      Works for me all day long

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    3. Screw you Veers! Everyone knows "permit tank best tank"!
      Even a world class shitposter knows:
      The CODE always wins! Always!

      -=M=-

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    4. I agree they could dock up and shitpost all day long but they'd have to do it in 99 one man corps

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    5. I'm getting real tired of your fake shit fake veers. I shitpost not only because I am the demigod of PVE, but more importantly I am a rich lawyer with a sideline business in socialpathy medicine.

      I, Veers Belvar, have the made up credentials to shitpost anywhere I please and if you don't like it then i'll just reform my corp for the 35th time

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  2. eggcellent?

    No fucking way.

    We got a station egg???

    The Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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  3. Snigie doing it like a boss!

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  4. I wrecked Code. Iwon Eve.

    KV

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    1. Cool, now you can biomass

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    2. Cool, now you can biomass

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    3. Le Sigh.....if only a majority of code would biomass, starting with james.
      Life could be so good after.

      -=M=-

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    4. You go first, the rest of us will follow. Promise.

      ~Asia Leigh

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  5. meh seems made up

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  6. What I didn't mention in the blog is that I blow half of what the NO takes in on binge weekends with girls, boys, booze, drugs (heroine and cocaine), guns, and firetrucks. Remember, any hole will do, even my own. I dip my nice 30cm black dildo in cocaine powder and stick it in my ass to get high. It works pretty good.

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    1. At least you're having fun, rather than spending all day gnashing your teeth like anyone opposed to the mighty new order!

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    2. Well. You mean to say it works pretty well.

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    3. I missed Butthurt Miner. It's nice to see him coming back and writing fanfic for us once again.

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    4. Im starting to like the honest posts by james like above. Its nice to see him finally telling the truth, for once. Now if only his wanabees would follow suit and also tell the truth, doubt that will happen thou. So hard to stop lieing once they start *smh*

      -=M=-

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    5. *I'm, James, *wannabes, *though, *lying

      Hey, this is actually pretty good for you, M! Nice to see you making some progress.

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    6. I am not sure which butthurt miner is impersonating James, but he put way to much effort into describing that dildo, think it is M
      -=M=- must be real familiar with it irl.
      I wonder if M keeps it at his place or makes Veers bring one from his collection.

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    7. I bring my own you fool. Someone as important and powerful as i am only uses the best in dildos. The one i use on -=M=- is a replica horse cock, gold plated.
      M was using a real horse cock, but i got him hooked on the finer things now. Only gold will suffice for our daily dalliances. Us being important space lawyers and all.

      See you soon M. I am bringing the newest in ahole stretching gear today, we are going to have great time stretching each other out, and whining about CODE being bullies.

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    8. Veers, please hurry!

      -=M=-

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  7. I'm not an honest person

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  8. meh seems made up

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