Monday, April 27, 2015

Rescuing New Players from Griefers

New players are a precious resource. Unfortunately, there are those who would prey upon the ignorance of new players. These predators seek only to exploit the new players and subject them to unnecessary grief. I am, of course, referring to the leaders of highsec PvE corporations.


The true "griefers" of EVE are the carebear CEOs. Their goal is to locate the most vulnerable players and convert them into isk-grinding machines. In almost every case, they describe their corporations, as seen here, "newbie-friendly with veteran leadership". The new players, being unfamiliar with the game, never think to question why a veteran player with real skill is leading a highsec PvE corp. Experienced players know better. A "veteran leader" has no business telling a bunch of newbies to mine and sell ore to them at less than Jita prices.


Each and every day, countless EVE players unsubscribe out of sheer boredom. It isn't the traditional kind of "griefing" that you hear about, but it's all too real. Theirs is a griefing of quiet desperation. The New Order to the rescue! Agent Kalorned ("Koland") saved the author of this EVEmail from a terrible fate--by ganking him.


The transformation. Once a player has been forcibly removed from their carebear corp, they are free to explore the enjoyable aspects of EVE.


It's important to note that the liberation of players from a carebear corp almost always requires some act of violence. EVE players typically stick with their corp--no matter how bad it is--out of loyalty. They must be given a sharp nudge, not unlike a baby bird that must be pushed out of its nest so it may be properly motivated to discover flight.

Rest assured, the "veteran leaders" eventually get what's coming to them--destruction at the hands of the New Order's finest.


Each time the carebears fail, they petition and beg CCP to remove PvP from highsec. They tell CCP that the company's profits depend on it. But CCP is slowly beginning to awaken to the truth: Ganking improves player retention, and carebearism reduces it. The carebear never cared about CCP; he cares only for his own money.


Highsec's time has come. If your corp's "leaders" have griefed you into mining or other bot-aspirant activities, don't hesitate to stand up and fight for your right to make your corp obey the Code!

185 comments:

  1. yeah sure very convincing

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  2. I've been banging this drum for the last five plus years.

    No matter how hard CCP tried to kill Eve Online, with their dancing in stations and 1,200 wearable glasses, but bad CEO's destroy the experience for everyone else by polluting the new player experience pool.

    With the emergence of low (none actually) barrier of entry for null sec entities, such as Karma, PL's version and BraveNewbies - there's no point in joining a high sec corp as there's so many more reasons to enjoy what the null sec version of Eve Online has to offer.

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  3. null sec rocks !!! fuck high sec !!

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  4. New players are a precious resource. Unfortunately, there are those who would prey upon the ignorance of new players. These predators seek only to exploit the new players and subject them to unnecessary grief. I am, of course, referring to code.
    The true "griefers" of EVE are code. Their goal is to locate the most vulnerable players and grief them.

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    1. Being ganked as a genuine newbie is proven to be beneficial. This is a fact. You cannot claim the opposite without being objectively wrong. You are wrong.

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    2. Being ganked as a genuine newbie is proven to be beneficial. This is a fact. You cannot claim the opposite without being objectively wrong. You are wrong.

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    3. Please describe how I was being griefed? How was someone taking the time to talk to me about what the game was actually about griefing someone? I would love to hear this...

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    4. I'm fairly certain the bot aspirants view themselves as being griefed every time they are subjected to the requirement of interacting with other human players.

      How dare we subject them to human interaction in an online multiplayer game featuring players all over the world with different languages, faiths and from multiple socio-economic backgrounds?

      Seriously if the New Player Experience included the question "Do you enjoy speaking to strangers?" that would clear out the majority of players who don't want to interact with their fellow men (and women).

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    5. @ 290xanaots
      beneficial to no one(except you code wankers that is) the newbie benefits nothing ( they may not quit ,but thats not because they were ganked) stop lying and trying to say ccp proved it, they proved fuck all except that very few newbs get ganked in their first few weeks.

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    6. @Amy Lemmont
      lol you support the griefers whats the point

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    7. @Daniel Sidrat
      eve is a sandbox apparently which to my understandiing means i can play it however i want to play it.
      so if i choose not to interact with my fellow men or women then i should be allowed to avoid interaction . i thought that was the whole point of a "sandbox" to allow all kinds of playstyles?
      not just to allow these code individuals to inflict themselves upon people.
      which is what they do (i mean the only reason ccp said they could do it was if they made something from it ...hence the appearance of the permit, otherwise it is flat out griefing).

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    8. Only someone sunk in the depths of bot-aspirancy would assert that any human interaction not centering around making a profit must therefore be griefing.

      We act out of love
      to save carebears from themselves
      our higher calling

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    9. @Anon2:45
      Your "understanding" of "sandbox" is incorrect.

      "Sandbox" means "everyone plays together using tools that everyone can use." It most certainly does not mean "You can play 'your way'." It means that while your efforts to play your way may have an impact on others, it also means accepting that others' efforts to play their way will necessarily have an effect on you.

      What this means for you vis a vis the Code is, that you must pay for a permit if you wish to conduct PvE in highsec, or you will be murdered, by us. This isn't griefing, or piracy. This is called "emergent gameplay," in that the law that we have established requires you to pay us, attempt to fight us, or move to a section of space where we don't claim that our rights to kill you override your rights to live.

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    10. AnonymousApril 27, 2015 at 2:45 PM

      Yes EVEs a sand box. Which means if you don't wish to interact that's up to you. But that same sandbox allow others to have interaction with you. ( even if you don't wish the interaction) So unless you are prepared for the interaction, I suggest you change to a different game.

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    11. i like the way you use "emergent gameplay" to replace "griefing" lol your a griefer plain and simple and like that post said it's only allowed because you ask for isk from those you grief otherwise ccp would have shut you down.
      and whats even more funny is your now calling "griefing" the law rofllmao!!!

      maria do you think you would still be doing what you do without charging 10 mill isk? (you know ccp said you had to charge isk to be able to continue) your a bunch of griefers always were always will be.

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    12. I'm not sure how you mean that question, Anon@3:13. Are you asking if the pocket change Agents get from a permit is the motivating factor for selling permits? Or are you asking if I think CCP would ban us if we didn't charge for permits?

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    13. @ Stieg Blomkvist
      it would take something far more effective than code to force me to do anything in this game, including quit.
      they are simply not up to the job.

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    14. maria.
      the latter

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    15. Oh. CCP would probably have a problem with our enforcing the Code on a purely altruistic basis. They've made the same mistake that so many carebears have, of assuming that the only two human motivations are greed, or griefing. There are other motivations for our drive to improve highsec, such as a devotion to justice, and an empathetic wish to help lowly bot-aspirants become more than they currently are. CCP's inability (thus far) to recognize these noble feelings does not in any way invalidate them.

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    16. @Anon3:13

      Have you ever thought of getting a speeding ticket as "griefing?" No.
      Getting a speeding ticket is the penalty for disobeying the law for speeding.

      Now granted, there are times where people feel "griefed" by the law, like in the case of all the racially profiled people in the United States who are unfairly targeted by the law.

      Fortunately, in EVE, there is no such thing as racism. The New Order targets code-violators of all races equally; as carebears are only judged by which ship they are flying and whether or not they have a permit in their bio.

      You may laugh at the law all you like, but in the end, if you choose to violate it, it is always the Code that will have the last laugh.

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    17. just as i thought ...without the permit your just griefing.
      your motivation has always been plain to see for anyone with eyes lol you get your thrills from causing others unhappiness, or discomfort(however minor).
      there will be no justice in new eden while the code exists.
      lmao at least the griefers have enough integrity to admit what they are, you lot hide behind a "permit" and call it "emergent gameplay" your actually the worst kind of individuals ( in game of course).

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    18. i obey the real world laws to the letter, as i should.
      in new eden however i flout your "laws " at every opportunity, and will always do so. why would i obey griefers ? thats just silly.

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    19. "This is a fact. You cannot claim the opposite without being objectively wrong." - 290

      Carebears are neither burdened by facts nor constrained by logic.

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    20. oh and by the way maria, your overlord james didn't introduce the permit because he wanted to, he did it because it was the only way that ccp would allow your "code" to exist.
      i would hardly call that ccp "probably" having a problem with it would you ?lol
      and the only "mistake " they made was in doing just that .

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    21. Anon@4:00

      Do you believe there are can be any other possible motivations for organizing other players than profit or griefing?

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    22. you question has no validity.
      what you do is not "organising"
      it is (unfortunately) sanctioned "griefing" because your overlord was clever enough to add a permit.
      i believe your motivation is for you lot to have "fun" at the expense of others.

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    23. How is it not "Organizing?"

      CODE. is an "Organization" dedicated to spreading the word of the Supreme Protector, James 315 to all areas under His control, which is all of High Security space.

      Just because you call "emergent gameplay" "Griefing" doesn't make it true. The New Order does not grief.

      We call it "executing everyone who does not follow the established law of highsec," and "Having fun doing just that."

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    24. call it what you like if ccp made you implement the permit (which they did) or be just plain old "griefers" your just "griefers " by another name it's that simple.
      even ccp would agree but for the permit.

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    25. So how does that make what we're doing now, wrong?

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    26. because your griefers. having fun at the expense of others.
      the very fact that ccp made you lot invent a means of benefitting from griefing makes it even worse.

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    27. Ugh, talking with a bot-aspirant is like trying to talk with a script. It repeats words whose meaning it doesn't understand, and it is incapable of processing your speech even though it can cobble together responses to it. It's like SmarterChild, except without the Smarter.

      And people wonder why we've swept unopposed over highsec. It's because with few exceptions, this is the caliber of our opponents.

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    28. he doesn't understand organization because organization requires interaction with others. You can see his conundrum.

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    29. your boss had to actually give ccp an acceptable (to them only ) reason for them to allow you to do what you do.
      your griefers all be it sanctioned griefers.

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    30. @Anon6:12
      So are you going to do anything other than call us "Law-abiding citizens?"

      Because "Law-abiding citizens" certainly sounds okay to me in my book.

      We're hearing it from you- "The New Order is doing nothing wrong by enforcing the Code."

      These are the words you're saying to us.

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    31. lol i interact with those i wish to interact with.
      and if being bot-aspirant is defined by repetition then code is the ultimate bot-aspirant.
      and as usual you ultimately resort to attempts at belittling and mockery.
      just like the griefers you really are.

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    32. if having fun at the expense of others is your idea of " law abiding " then you are indeed the most law abiding individuals in eve

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    33. never said you couldn't i said you wouldn't because emergent gameplay is so terrible in your book

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    34. maria
      only code calls unarmed mining barges, noobs, and the clueless opponents.
      that shows your caliber.

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    35. codes euphemism for griefing " emergent gameplay"

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    36. @Anon6:21
      "Bot-Aspirancy" is more than just "individuals repeating themselves."

      "Bot-Aspirancy" happens when your goals in life and in-game become tied to "improving the efficiency" of a particular activity so as to gain more out of that activity- to the point where you put no actual thought or effort into what you are doing.

      To distinguish, Agents of the New Order like myself and Maria are always writing new and witty posts, attempting to find new angles by which to assault and destroy the carebear mentality, and prove to the carebear that its ideas and ways of socializing are flawed and outdated. Through the Code, we attempt to reform the carebear to being a "more active, more aware, and more practical" citizen of New Eden- one who accepts their errors and doesn't try to whine, cry, or otherwise "Not HTFU" when bad things happen to them.

      Bot aspirants, on the other hand, have never understood anything beyond helping themselves or trying to get others to help them for free. As a result, these individuals are dysfunctional, delusional, and poor spellers to boot.

      Creativity, gumption, bravery, and wittiness: These are the qualities that distinguish New Order Agents from the average "carebear."

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    37. To the random anonymous shit posters tossing around the word "griefing"

      I don't think that word means what you think it means. Totally normal PVP that involves blowing up spaceships in a game about blowing up spaceships hardly qualifies.

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    38. @ Anom 6:36

      And no one is pointing a gun to their head forcing them to fly fail fit and / or untanked mining barges. Nor is anyone forcing them to be AFK while they "play" the game either.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    39. if the only thing that distinguishes a griefer from someone who claims to be a content creator is the (enforced ) creation of a permit what is the real difference between the two? (i am genuinely curious)

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    40. totally "normal" pvp involving one armed ship and one unarmed ship ? where is the fun in that ?

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    41. @Anon7:10
      What is fun is the explosions, the victory, and the fact that blowing up unarmed spaceships is actually teaching those who choose to do so that flying in unarmed spaceships is actually really dangerous, stupid, and stands little to no chance of victory.

      We do this to the end that these backward degenerates stop flying unarmed spaceships and start flying armed ones, improving the community in which we live.

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    42. You consent to PVP, every time you undock from station. Just because you are in a non-combat ship, or fail-fit a combat ship isn't our fault. Oh and by the way, mining barges have a drone bay... I'd call that armed if you ask me...

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    43. i have another question.
      why do people on here insist on eve being solely a pvp game ? why have the ability to do anything else if thats the case ?

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    44. To obtain ships with which to pvp.

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    45. i see the curious poster is being ignored ? lol

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    46. so the only reason to do anything other than pvp in eve at all is to make ships to kill or get killed in ?

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    47. Anom 7:16,

      EvE is a sandbox game. You can play your way, I can play my way. Just because our play styles clash doesn't make it griefing. You have the same tools and game mechanics to keep you safe, as I do to hunt you. You just have to put in the effort.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    48. Also every aspect of EvE has a PVP component to it. Whether it is market manipulation, Big SOV warefare fights, down to a mining corp paying a merc or taking it upon themselves to get rid of the competition. Its all PVP.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    49. Eve is pvp. Everything in the game is either directly combat, indirectly destructive competition, or ways to get the means to engage in the other two.

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    50. I believe that the reasons for playing Eve can be your own. Why you play is completely at your discretion, and why other people play is at theirs.

      The nature of Eve is one of risk, though, and you're choosing to be in that world for whatever reason it is that you have to play. Because people are lobbying CCP to change the very nature of the game, though, people who value that nature are upset, and are fighting to preserve that nature.

      If you're willing to play Eve and accept that nature, then you can play Eve for any reason at all. Conflict drives Eve, but when players take that conflict and direct it into petitions to CCP instead of funneling it into in game actions, it hurts us all. What could have been a fun and interesting confrontation or battle of wits turns into a mind numbing chore that nobody enjoys.

      Value your Eve enemies because they give you something to think about. Something to do. Something to fight for and against.

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    51. Pretty much what star said. Conflict is what drives this game. Without conflict EvE would just be WoW in space, and I don't think anyone here wants that.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    52. i guess it depends on your view of eve, as none of you can agree on anything.
      and you all seem to think you are right.

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    53. wow... over 110 comments and most of them are tear soaked from carebears, because they can't get their way. I'd say the code wins yet again!!!

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    54. meh. Asia Leigh seems made up.

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    55. Actually she's is a alt of James. Along with Gorila and Maria. Over 110 comments and 90% of them by James alts. My only question is:

      How do you kill that which has no life?

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    56. Miner, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down.

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    57. I have alts in the CODE, I can admit that, but it's not James. Comprehending this seems to be beyond a mere miner, but we are patient. Maybe later..

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    58. I touch Kids

      -=M=-

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    59. If you take the name EvE - you get Everyone versus Everyone; which was it's basic premise. Even corporation members have to compete internally for resources. The best corporations allow this and the greatest corporation members give their members excellent advice on fittings and how to use tips.

      If your corporation doesn't encourage you to be a more diverse and competent player, perhaps you ought to find a new home.

      Go to null, there are a variety of free options, go to wormhole space - there's options for that too.

      Eve' PvE isn't the final end game, there isn't one - it's how you interact with the player base at large day in day out.

      Keep up the anti-Code if you want, but don't whine if you lose a fail fit expensive ship when people who know what they're talking about tell you what hull and mods you need in the first place.

      Good luck, and please do have fun.

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  5. The New Order grows ever stronger.
    I'm one that believes in optimism. And this shows that every day, yet another miner figures it out and comes over to the Code. Someday, it will be all of them.

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    1. A Code compliant society was predicted over 22 years ago. This is the outcome of society. That is until Simon phoenix shows up.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOQitInC84

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    2. to this day I still wonder how those three sea shells work.

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    3. Carebears.. sheep, mere sheep.

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    4. Oh hey, M is doing fake Marias now too!

      While that's flattering
      Only I speak for myself
      Inimitably

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    5. never going to happen ming.

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    6. What wrong mingle? Still butt hurt of losing your spot in the top 10? i have faith in you! You can do it Mingle!!!

      -=M=-

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    7. Pretty much what star said. Conflict is what drives this game. Without conflict EvE would just be WoW in space, and I don't think anyone here wants that.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    8. Replied to wrong comment >.>

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    9. Nice try there "Maria" at April 27, 2015 at 2:09 PM, and get back to your legos!! :D

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    1. Hey guys. Just wanted to say that I'm still here. Look at me!

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    2. meh. Gorila #1 seems made up,

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    3. Epic failure Gorila #2. You must have been looking for this image. ^^^^

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    4. He doesn't use this toon anymore dickweed. The shame is too much for him to bear. Now he goes by his TRUE NAME:

      James 315 jr.

      That's right. Loyal and James had a LOVE CHILD... It ok guys.

      Gorila's come home.

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    5. -=M=-... Come on man, just stop... for the love of god please! It may have been funny the first few times, but now it is just starting to get annoying...

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    6. No wait, I got to know one last thing. Since he's *here*.

      Tell me Gorila. How bright does James' ass shine???

      Cause it must have gone beyond plaid when you kissed it!!!

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    7. Hold on... we have footage of the event when it occurred a few month ago

      http://giphy.com/gifs/HhTXt43pk1I1W

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    8. James Jr??? I don't think so. He is...

      Reginald Poppycock.

      The name speaks for itself...

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    9. Nah, Gorila is a Veers alt.

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    10. Veers alt MY ASS... I see you guys cant keep Veers locked in the barn without me around......

      Btw, I never kissed James's ass, Loyal and I just had a brief and torrid affair before I left the game for a while ;)

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    11. You coming back in 9 months? ;)

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    12. Getting really tired of your fake shit there faux Asia. Your ruining my rep with that "god" crap. If you keep doing this impostor thing, try to be a bit smarted about. And who the fuck is this "M" character you keep referring to?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    13. Confirming love affair between myself and gorilla

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  7. meh seems made up

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    1. "Meh seems made up" is definitely a Veers alt.

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  8. So some code alts thank code for saving them from mining. And the code circle jerk makes another spin.

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    1. It's long been proven that everyone in eve who has a different opinion about anything then random anonymous shit poster at 4:28am must be a top secret alt of a New Order pilot.

      I thought this was just common knowledge.

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    2. Stephen Yolayawski sorry I missed that memo so I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy day of sucking all the cock to let me know. I am honored to have a king shitposter like your self teach me the fine art of being a ass plowing fag for far to long I have not lived up to the high standards of epic cum guzzling that you have set. so again I say thank you and I will see my way out so you can get back on that dick.

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    3. You see?

      PvE practically promotes homophobia, racism, fascism, and makes people into greedy, intolerant, degenerates.

      I'm not lying when I say I'd like to lock them all in a room and fill that room with water.

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    4. Ming Tso so you admit you want to murder people thank you for your honesty. Guess your not better than the carebears after all.

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    5. I never said I wanted to murder them.
      I'd let the water out after a little while. They'd live.

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    6. You see?

      Code practically promotes homophobia, racism, fascism, and makes people into greedy, intolerant, degenerates.

      I'm not lying when I say I'd like to lock them all in a room and fill that room with water, just to murder them.

      Ming Tso

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    7. To our brave anon posters @ 1:00 PM and 3:10 PM

      Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to both of you for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely people were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic anonymous gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

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    8. @ Anon 4.28 am yep thats about it

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  9. That's not exactly how it went, but I allow James some artistic freedom :)

    ~ Asia Leigh

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    1. I'm really tired of your shit fake Asia.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  10. Hey -=M=-,

    Ming isn't paying attention to you anymore, so you choose me to try and impersonate? Excellent! Ming has hogged the tears long enough

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    1. -=Q=-

      Can I send -=J=- on this mission?

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    2. -=O=- and -=K=- agree

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  11. Vulnerable noobs
    in indentured servitude
    cry out for our help

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  12. Dafuq is this M?

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  13. It's always a good thing to meet players who understand that PVP interaction is a normal part of EVE online.

    I've long suspected, but never had any proof of, the theory that being ganked in high-sec leads to higher player retention and generally a healthier game all around (content is king!), but never had any proof of this theory. It's truly wonderful that CCP, who has access to all the metrics and details, have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that what the New Order does for EVE online is good for retaining new players, which makes what the New Order does good for everyone. More players around means CCP gets more cash, which means larger budgets to roll new features and content out to us all.

    It's truly a win win!

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    1. more complete bollocks .....as usual

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    2. proof?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  14. The tears in this comment thread are some of my favorite flavors: boohooing about CCP decisions that allow their spaceships to explode like everyone else's.

    Thank you! Supreme Protector, for such another great post, and keep it up everyone!

    -Galaxy Pig

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  15. As an agent of the New Order of Hitler I deem Amy Lemmont "subhuman" and will be sent to the gas chamber to die like a dog in accordance to the New Order's Final Solution.

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    1. 10/10 This must be the real Ming.

      -=M=-

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    1. meh "meh" seems like a Veers Alt

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  17. I'm still so sad about being scammed out of 11B isk. and now i'm not even on the top 10 douche bag list anymore. How will i even feel important again....

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    1. I'm getting real tired of your shit fake Veers.

      I ALWAYS suck cock!!! ALWAYS!!!

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    2. OOPS had too many cocks in my mouth again, what I meant to say is The Code ALWAYS loses, and scams!!!! ALWAYS!!!

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    3. Enough with these fake mins to the gas chamber with you!!!

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    4. Enough with you fake mings, or as im fond of saying "idiot". I find you all "Subhuman" now go die you useless dogs...

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    5. Oh, hello there -=M=-! I trust you are having a fine code compliant evening?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    6. You carebears are so ineffective in game, that this is the best you can do, come troll on a site that was designed to gather your tears. And it's sooooo entertaining! So easy to bait, so easy to reel in for laughs, and you still don't get it.

      Thank you!

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  18. You fake mings really enjoy sucking his dick don't you? Did the new order touch your spaceship and you can't get it back?

    Please oh please don't stop with the care bear tears! They are so amazing!

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  19. I get a kick out of the simple reality that the ONLY defense the carebears can possibly manage is coming to this blog, whining, sperging, and fail trolling as hard as they can.

    Anything to avoid actually figuring out how EVE works and how to not be downright awful at it, am I right?

    At least CCP gets it. Looking forward to the huge boost that null-sec mining is going to get. Hopefully it will get some of these professional pants on head carebears to actually start playing eve like a MMO, not a single player AFK mining simulation.

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    1. I agree that boosting mining outside of hisec or nerfing mining in hisec are positive steps to take for EVE. I've felt that hisec ores are over-valued for some time.

      I would especially like to slap hisec ice mining silly.

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    2. @ Stephen Yolayawski
      thats why they call it a "sandbox" numb nuts, they can play however they like (despite what you or anyone else says).

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    3. Sure they can play how they want, And me destroying your mining barge is how I want to play (Despite what you or anyone else says). The code wins yet again!

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    4. thats my point play however you like (does not mean either of you are right though )

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  20. New Players are going to quit when they are ganked, it's a fact. Code, Goons, and FW folks are all going to burn in real life hell due to how they act in game.

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    1. And you have proof and numbers to back up your claim right?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    2. I see "The big mighty Colonel" Has graced himself with his infinite wisdom again! Please do tell me more about how to become as smart as you, idiot....

      -=M=-

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    3. 2/10 troll harder next time, you are awful at it. Lurk more.

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  21. You can take the care out of the bears but you can't take bears without caring for them.

    That's why I hope every new player does what i do; #1 form a 1 man wardec dodging corp. #2 troll C&P forum everyday. #3 stay socially isolated and bored!

    10/10!

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    1. You haven't biomassed yet? -.-

      -=M=-

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    2. I hearby call a vote...

      I propose we set a corp minimum of 10 pilots and creating a corp should cost 150m ISK. All in favor?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    3. i propose that jayboy 315 and his minions biomass immidiately and never darken the doorstep of new eden again. all in favor ?

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    4. thats should read immediately my appologies lmao

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    5. Please point on the toy mining barge where the evil New Order catalyst touched you!

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    6. Amy, child molestation is no laughing matter. What is wrong with you. Sicko.

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    7. Nope, just wondering what I may of killed of yours that would make you so angry. Would I interest you in buying a mining permit? Might prevent that from happening again!

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    8. You are one sick bitch.

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    9. Miner, please calm down

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    10. Amy, I'm going to have to ask that you stop raising your voice. You're making a scene.

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    11. I just got Code Bingo!

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    12. We "make a scene" at our leisure to make sure we have your attention miner. Weak minds wander easily.

      -Galaxy Pig

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    13. I have my own impersonator! :3


      -Oink

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  22. meh definitely made up

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  23. wow... There is a ton of glorious tears in this thread.

    The code ALWAYS wins!!! ALWAYS!!!

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  24. Amy, James alt #12.

    Most definitely made up.

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  25. BOOOOOORRRRRRIIIING

    You guys trying to kill miners with boredom now? I've seen Veldspar more interesting than this article.

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    1. So, start your own wildly popular EVE related blog and write better. Or better yet, don't visit websites you don't enjoy. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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  26. bla blah blah, carebears bad, blah blah blah....

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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  27. I see there are some miners that are dissatisfied by the services that we provide. Please fill out the following customer service survey so our CEO's and alliance leadership can train us to be better agents!

    http://forum.halaimacode.com/forms.php?do=form&fid=1

    ~ Asia Leigh

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    1. That is great! Well worth the copy and paste to get there! xD

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    2. Trying to spread trojans using CODE good name to gain trust? That is low even for you -=M=-

      That M is for maggot, right.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    3. I am confused. Is that website not affiliated with CODE? Or was there a comment that was removed because it pointed somewhere dangerous?

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    4. Nah.. that was just -=M=- shit posting. The site is safe.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    5. Also -=M=- is my alt.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  28. Gah! What? Huh? You just woke me up. That article put me in a coma.

    You guys need to invest in some new writers. Maybe you could James write sometime?

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    1. The Code revived you from a coma. The Code really is a strong force

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  29. Where did you learn to speak English you illiterate carebear. Take my advice. Get a dictionary and raed it.

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  30. Man, I knew this thread would generate some massive carebear tears, but OMG! Might have enough tears here to make the ice fields permanent again...

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    1. It's one of the finest sources of undiluted carebear tears and fail trolling that I have seen in months.

      The funny part, as I stated before, is how due to their complete inability to actually defend themselves in-game or take any action that in any way effects the New Order, the angry carebear is reduced to some of the lowest quality trolling you can possibly see (with the exception of perhaps youtube comments).

      Keep it up, angry carebears. You tried, little guy. You tried the hardest.

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  31. http://www.livescience.com/50641-bullying-child-maltreatment-mental-health.html

    Carebears!!! Listen!!! PvE Corp CEOs are ruining your lives! Read the above article to see how bullying by mean CEOs can affect a new player's mental health with severe consequences!

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    1. Nitetime, do you even eve anymore? I'm tired of Jaxi RPing you on comms. I want the real thing baby!!!!

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  32. I'm a high powered rich lawyer in real life, but in game I'm bored and socially isolated.

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  33. Do not understand all the debate over ganking. I have ganked and been ganked. Simply part of the game. This is like complaining you got dunked on in bball, or scored on in soccer. Simply part of gameplay. You want to do it to others, you don't want it to happen to you. If you don't like it don't play. Play something else. Very simple.

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    1. This poster speaks the truth... Don't like getting ganked, go play WoW....

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    2. that poster talks bollocks more like

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    3. So says the carebear

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    4. it's still bollocks ...

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    5. And you fave facts and proof to back up your claim right?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  34. What this inspirational story shows us is that 100% of all Amy Lemmonts had their gameplay improved by being ganked as a newbie.

    IB4 carebears start arguing with cold hard stats.

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    1. Sadly, that argument was already made in post 4 of this thread and several times more throughout. Its as though the carebears didn't even read the article, as usual....

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  35. orly, so what has code done to "intercept" the newbie from joining the boredom?

    about a year ago CCP organised a newbie mining fleet - did code show up to bring the welcome. fuck no. here is yet another fart from useless james315. you "seem" to want a change but are too fucking useless to achieve it. I would not piss on a member of code, even if they were on fire.

    i4b grammer police wankers.

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    1. This is what happens when you post drunk. Can I get a TLDR in English for that? Also CCP asked us not to interfere with that fleet. See unlike carebears we follow the rules.

      Miner I'm going to have to ask you to calm down and think the next time you decide to sit down and bang on the keyboard.

      P.S it's spelled grammar.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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