Saturday, April 25, 2015

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #78

If you receive an EVEmail and the subject reads, "Hey Fuckface!", it might be time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag.


Gabriel Starrunner told Agent Snigie Audanie that he would never, never buy a mining permit. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Our wallets are filled with the isk of those who will "never" pay.


...And I'm not joking. Gabriel lasted about a month and a half before he relented. In time, everyone in highsec will obey the Code.


I don't know if I'd call CODE. a "clan", but it's as real as it gets.


I always enjoy seeing the rebels come up with original excuses for things. Here, Trevor Kado came up with an unprecedented motive for opposing the Code. It's not that he's anti-Code, he merely thinks there are enough Agents already and doesn't want any more. He's trying to enforce some kind of quota?


John Sorcerer, too, engaged in a bit of creativity. He reported our Agent to CCP because the CODE. corporations are all in his contacts list. At least, I think that's what he was trying to say. Apparently CCP couldn't make sense of it either, since the petition was denied.


Another benefit of being ganked by the New Order: It serves as a reminder of the existence of the Code. Otherwise they might forget all about it, as FalZeeNNKiLLeR KiLLeR did.


In a previous edition of the Grab Bag, Gavin Keikira promised, "Trust me this is not over." Normally he'd be wrong, since carebears who make that promise typically skitter away into a dark corner and don't show their face again. But now some New Order wardec professionals are seeking out the corps of miners who make such threats.


As a result, Gavin's corp, Tactical Delinquents, is getting a taste of the consequences of harboring an unruly carebear.


I'm sorry, but I don't believe the miners who claim that they were only AFK for a few seconds when they got blown up. Either our Agents have exquisite timing (which they do, but still), or the miners are AFK for longer than they claim. Take DragonStar Kanenald's excuse about going AFK to get a drink of water. How long does that take? Maybe he went across the street to drink from his favorite water fountain. Maybe he went on a trip to the Serengeti to drink from a watering hole. This is why we have a zero tolerance policy for AFK mining. You know these people will abuse any leeway we give them.


Tell the truth, receive bounties.


Highsec is indeed supposed to be a secure sector--secure from bot-aspirancy.


Carebears love to bluff. Even after Agent Guybertini already checked Montgomery Kilstroke's bio, Montgomery continued to insist he had a permit there. He didn't. A nice bluff, but it's kind of pointless to do that after you've already lost your ship.


The comments left on MinerBumping posts are often filled with additional carebear tears. It amazes me that a carebear could immerse himself in New Order content and not learn from it. Though the style of the tears may change, the anguish behind them remains the same from year to year. Still, modern tear-producers could learn a thing or two from the classics.

54 comments:

  1. It'd probably be cool to get ganked by a NO Agent, but I no longer play Eve. I've found greener, less emergent pastures.

    Shame that so many others haven't.

    Hey, nitwits, that are featured on this site on a DAILY basis. Wake the fuck up, and find a game that caters to your style of play.

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    1. Yes there are single player games that are more fun, there are even online games that can be played solo - Eve isn't really one of them, so congratulations on finding a new title for your hobby.

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    2. try elite dangerous it has a solo mode so you can avoid the dickheads.

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    3. I am genuinely glad that you've found a game that suits your preferences. I, for example, am absolute trash at WoW, LoL, and CS:GO. Eve is where I have found my niche, and it's a good thing that everyone can find a game that suits their tastes. Not every game needs to cater to every gamer, and Eve is a wonderful oasis for those of us that crave an emergent, PVP experience.

      I thank you from the bottom of my heart for leaving Eve and making your home elsewhere rather than trying to lobby CCP to cater to your needs. Without a shred of sarcasm, you leaving Eve Online has helped to make our game a better place, and for that, you have my thanks.

      I wish you only the best in whatever game you choose to pursue. <3

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    4. awwww well aren't you sweet.

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  2. If only Concord was more like the police force of the USA where they can shot you for just about anything suspicious.

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    1. That really would not solve the problem of their ( the new order ) arrogance and stupidity....

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    2. Veers if you had a brain cell in your so-so empty head, you would possibly be dangerous in EVE or god forbid it RL.

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    3. Veers, your bot-aspirant comments are about the most suspicious thing I've ever seen. Maybe Agent Concord should be adding you to his watchlist hmm?

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    4. long live the all powerful bot-aspirant!!!!

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    5. 9/10 This must have been the real Veers

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  3. All of members of the New Order and CODE supporters are going to be banned for interacting with other players in a way that makes them uncomfortable or angry! I envision a new kind of EVE Online where everyone can be happy and fly in peace. Even in Nullsec! Everyone should be able to run AFK Incursions with their freighters whilst mining on their alts without fear of ganking!
    I will not rest until this goal is accomplished! If CCP wants to get in my way, I will ban them too!

    Click my name for my credentials in real-life Space Law if you think I am bluffing.

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    1. I personally checked.. and this is, indeed, the real Veers Belvar. We had better watch out.. He seems angry and his site checks out as a real-life space law firm.

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    2. In time, everyone in highsec will obey the Code.

      it must be terrifying to be that dillusional....3 years later and the code has managed to make almost no headway ....1%

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    3. Almost no headway? Have you seen all the skiffs in space in the systems that are actively patroled?
      Try opening your eyes and shutting your moutn next time 1%anon, you will seem less the fool.

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    4. Clicked the link for his credentials. I lol'd.

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    5. Oh, and plese take us once more through the twisted perversion of mathematics you employ to reach this 1%week figure. I tried to follow last time but my eyes went cross. Seriously, you're worse thhan that gevlon dude at pulling numbers out of your ass.


      Galaxy Pig

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    6. If I recall correctly, that 1% efficiency figure came up because during the CCP presentation on ganking, newbies, and player retention (you know, the one where CCP proved the New Order right and carebears wrong regarding ganking being bad for player retention), it was mentioned that only 1% of players are ganked within their first couple of weeks of playing. Which, surprise!, is about what you'd expect from an organization which does not target newbies.

      From that whole presentation, all that 1% anon was able to understand was that the New Order is only 1% efficient. Silly 1%anon.

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    7. lol that 1% is not my figure it's ccp's.
      you flatter yourselves to claim more than that (as usual).
      it's the entirety of the ganking effect upon eve players, so you have considerably less effect than that you arrogant twat.
      no one is obeying anything you or your ridiculous bunch of ne'erdowells seem to think they are.

      so it's you who is the fool. (go figure... a code muppet making wrong assumptions again.....that never happens does it? lmao )


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    8. ccp proved nothing of the sort but dream on.
      and we all know you gank newbies too in their highly dangerous ventures.
      and i understand exactly how inefficient you are,thats why you stay in high sec.( i can hear the"null is code compliant" bollocks already). yawn ..ZZzzzzz.

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    9. I venture out to low and null from time to time.... Check kill boards before making blanket statements like a dumb ass....

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    10. lol the bit about your statement that is important is the " from time to time " bit ( i would guess there is quite a lot of time in between too ) i live in null and have only ever seen 1 single solitary code flunky pay us a visit ( he died rather quickly i may add ) ok.....dumb ass lol

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    11. If you checked my killboard you would know that I lived in null for an extended period of time and that's where a good chunk of my KB action comes from. Please put some effort into your trolling next time >.>

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    12. again the word that sings out is "lived" obviously couldn't hack it there.
      you kb is irrelevant your a code flunky.
      i put in as little effort as possible when it comes to code your just not worth more than minimal at best.

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    13. plus anybody with a kb as red as yours would probably do better to hide that fact lol

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    14. This, from the miner hiding his killboard by posting anonymously.

      Cool story bro.

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    15. lol like i'm gonna post any other way, you grief enough people i'm not about to add myself to that list that would be extremely dumb.

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    16. Indeed.

      I can understand your consternation at wanting to stay off the Red Pen List. If I was a miner, I too, would not wish for my mining permits to treble in price. In fact, I would be trembling in my boots if threatened with such a designation. I completely see why it is necessary for you to not post with a name. Too much money at stake for you.

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    17. so what you're saying is you're scared of reprisals. Good to know

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    18. @ anom 5:57

      Which means your KB isn't any better. How about linking it? I need a good laugh right about now :D

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    19. @ anom 5:57

      Which means your KB isn't any better. How about linking it? I need a good laugh right about now :D

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    20. my kill board is only for the eyes of the worthy which completely rules out code, goons, and all their affiliates and friends. your simply not worthy .

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    21. oh and ming i don't care if you quadruple the price of a permit i am never going to purchase one at all anyway .lol

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    22. In other words you don't want real PvPers laughing uncontrollably at it. Gotcha! Probably nothing special anyway... Once you have seen one carebear's killboard you have seen them all

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    23. no i really do mean your not worthy... i wasn't joking your not. you would have to be fellow pvp'ers not purse snatchers, so your just unworthy.

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    24. oh and by the way asia if "real pvp'ers" would laugh at it you wouldn't be doing too much laughing then i guess

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    25. in fact if it wasn't for the humor you people provide i wouldn't lower myself to even come here and allow you people to put words in the same space as mine....thats just how unworthy you are. fortunately for you i allow you into my presence briefly.

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    26. Who wants to see nothing but fail fit mining barge loss mails anyway >.>

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  4. Yet here you are miner, reading away religiously... Might be time for you to send a mail to Snigie if you're feeling so frustrated!

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  5. Hmm... A post without Mingle interjecting his infinite retarded drivel. Come on Ming we need some real entertainment. By the way I see you aren't on the top 10 still. What's wrong?

    -=M=-

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    1. I touch kids

      -=M=-

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    2. I still touch kids

      -=M=-

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    3. I still like cock

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    4. Can't stop wont stop touching kids

      -=M=-

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    5. Can't stop wont stop sucking cock

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    6. I touch kids and they touch me

      -=M=-

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  6. As an agent of the New Order of Hitler I have deemed James 315 to be "subhuman" and shall be sent to the gas chamber and killed like a dog, in accordance with the New Order's final solution.

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  7. So much butthurt and tryhard from -=M=-.
    Ming must have really shoved that Void ammo really far up M's bum.
    And apparently M liked it, he liked it a lot.

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  8. meh seems made

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