Saturday, May 9, 2015

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #79

Highsec is strewn with the frozen corpses of those who paid the ultimate price for abandoning common sense and common Code. And it is continually refreshed, bathed each day in a sea of tears. No wonder people are becoming so optimistic these days about highsec's future!


Oh look, more of those tears I was telling you about. It must be time for another edition of the Grab Bag.


How many hundreds of times have we seen carebears complain about being shot when they had no guns? Maybe carebears should start carrying guns, then?


If you're so afraid of retaliation that you need to pay someone else to send me an EVEmail, maybe your constellation isn't the impregnable rebel stronghold that you think it is.


Meanwhile, residents of another region are trying to buy their independence. To answer Hushidh Amalette's question, I wouldn't sell even a single system of highsec for all the money in the world. It wouldn't be fair to all the citizens who expect and deserve the Code.


Ordinary EVE players draw great inspiration from the Code. Little newbies look at us and say, "That's what I want to be, when I finish the tutorial!"


Issues of religious freedom aside, even people who reject the Code can be taught lessons about highsec mining. As the old saying goes, there's more than one way to skin a Hulk.


The Code's influence has spread rapidly. It leaps over borders and boundaries of all kinds. Formerly worthless in-game channels have been repurposed by the New Order. Now our Agents put them to good use, promoting the Code. They usually receive a mixed reception.


medisme's EVEmail followed a new trend where writers close with "fuck the Code" or some variation thereof. Whatever happened to "yours truly", "best wishes", or even "sincerely"?


The New Order's victories are based on the principles of asymmetric warfare. We put in a little and get out a lot.


How can a miner take revenge? Most threaten to raise an army or destroy the New Order in some mysterious way. miranda talonhawk was more honest.


An honest question and an honest answer. Is that what carebears really want? Let's see:


Some people can't handle the truth. No wonder the Code upsets them so much--it delivers a very heavily concentrated dose.


Did you realize that for the price of a mining permit, you can put a bounty of 315,315 on 31 miners? Based on the reaction she got, Shailagh is probably one of ours, bro.

33 comments:

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    1. wins?? You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

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    2. yes very original nitetime, well done

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  2. Nitetime Video always a bot!! Always!

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  3. I tried to tell her, but no, she had to try to solve the "problem" by throwing money at it. Husidh Amalette still has a lot of learning to do before she's a properly reformed carebear. It'll be a long road, but she'll have both me and the Code keeping her company on her own personal path toward compliance.

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  4. Not many posts here...I wonder if John went on an other censorship spree again. Then using his butt buddies to try and convince everyone that the comments were really vile (of course with out proof because the comments are gone already).

    I love how the code lies about censorship. Then hides behind its minions that claim the comments were vile, but we're probably peacful protesting.

    Lie som more code, lie some more
    P

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    1. The actual reason for the lack of posts is because the angry miners are still AFK.

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    2. cry some more anonymous poster we all know thats all you can do XD

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    3. @nitetime:
      "Zwei mal drei macht vier,
      widewidewitt und drei macht neune,"
      the actual reason is, that code lost its relevance. Code is no more dangerous than the NPC rats. XD
      Of course you can stand up and organize, but you are lazy carebears like your victims. But wourse / funny than anything else: How you boast about pathetic kills...

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    4. Welcome back to the keyboard, miner. I see you are moving from censorship claims, to homophobia, now to misunderstanding. You see.. it is the carebears that whine about the kills. We just post the tears and hope they learn a lesson.

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  5. Looks like we have 2 visitors to the free systems of Panorad region of Minmatar Space. Ah we see Goat Ravisher and Creamy have popped into the system to quietly dwell among the systems residents. Good luck with that.

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    1. Who will be serving the eviction notices?

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    2. Yes Goat Ravisher flashed his message in local and was hit with a wall of silence, who knew the residents of FSOP (free systems of Panorad) would be so apathetic towards the new order. He even linked his picture of the cata with flashing red and blue lights, but to no avail. Is there anything the new order can do to rectify such a blatant disregard for the New Halaima Code of Conduct, Stay tuned for the next exciting instalment.

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  6. Content creators sre always welcome in high sec. Sadly when miners fight back for their fellow high sec miner family, they learn how ignorant and thankless they are, and just how much fun and engaging the Code Agents are.

    Have fun all who play in New Eden and remember Eve stands for Everyone versus Everyone.

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    1. I prefer to create content on the C&P forums. I can shitpost and troll my way through any half decent thread

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  7. Ah. Freshly bathed in the tears of the weak.
    A never ending spring with which to wash away the stench of the care bear. I swear my pod needs a thorough scrubbing after even passing thru high sec these days.
    Bittervet- those of us that remember when high sec wasn't simply a mass of whiny, weak, and inept players. When Eve was a destination for players bored with kiddie sandboxes and zero risk for reward. Eve was our refuge. The place gamers ended up when they wanted challenge, craved overcoming any difficulty rather than utterly collapsing in the face of it.

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    1. Ah the good old days

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    2. what a load of old bollocks!!!!

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    3. SollyLama
      i thought you code flunkies made high sec a better place not a worse one?
      seems even you think it's a worse place now too.... lmao thats hilarious code is starting to dislike their own creation lmao

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    4. @Anon2:13
      Just because you think highsec isn't a better place, doesn't mean that it isn't a better place. Thousands of people, who count more than you, (since you are a miner and thus only three-fifths of a person) think that highsec gets better every day! Of course, all of this, thanks to the New Order.

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    5. thousands lmao, more like dozens...you just can't keep that ego in check can you minger .

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    6. It's not ego if it's true.

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    7. it's only true in your head .

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  8. Seems like the typical code baiting and harassment. Not surprised so many of the "elite" agents have already gotten banhammered.

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  9. Funny how I almost daily see your "agents" run from our systems to secure their own safety.
    - not so CODE like when you're faced with your own means.

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    1. Tell us more about how our agents "run" please.

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    2. Why don't you ask them? Seems they're the ones who can't take a little bump or two.
      If they run crying to mom I can't tell - but they sure as hell leave the systems faster than an elephant on a water slide.

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    3. Irony boner achieved, thanks Sparrow!

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  10. CODE always win dont think so :-) today ESCAPES 22 :D they dont work so good :-)
    BTW if you kill some miners isnt good go there with your mining ships :D :D :D so lame boting all belts :-)

    CODE CODE :D

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    1. "Code Code" indeed.

      This is often what I sing to myself in the shower in the morning.

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  11. meh seems made up

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