Sunday, May 24, 2015

Kills of the Week

We all have a lot of fun at the carebears' expense here on MinerBumping, but at the end of the day, there are some things that we all have in common. Whether you're for the Code or whether you're a Goofus, we can all join together and celebrate transcendent human accomplishments, like, for instance:


This week, The Conference Elite passed 10 trillion isk in damage inflicted! Everyone should be able to appreciate that. If you're anti-CODE and you can't take some pride in CODE's achievements, I don't know what your problem is.

Speaking of problems, here's a few that were solved during the week of May 17th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 23rd @ 23:59 EVEtime.



Tormozok and more than a dozen other freighters were murdered in Uedama this past weekend. Needless to say, the carebears were taken completely by surprise. Score another victory for New Order tactical genius! Agents loyalanon, Walter Kramer, 290xanaots, Sasha Cohenberg, Aldarr Mentakk, AtreusIII, Gorila Vengaza, Jeishi Actash, Hak'im Tazla, Ammutseba Gangulur, Chocolate Mooses, Asia Leigh, MEATWAD, Lord Parallax, The Occidental, Agent 290xanaots, Komatose, Moogular, Karmafleet Is Recruiting, Evil Master, and Not So Insane were credited on this kill.


Protip: If you're trying to convince us that you're not guilty of excessive decadence, it might be a good idea not to carry 49 "Luxury Yachts" in your cargo. Just a thought.

Other lessons were to be had during this spree of freighter ganking. eMerchant's freighter resulted in this:


Carebears, when was the last time the EULA ever did anything for you? Try living in the real world for a change. Stick to the Code.

retsudsag's freighter prompted an interesting exchange, too:
Siegfried Cohenberg > you cant escape bumps
retsudsag > u wont escape my corp mates when they get here....
retsudsag > unarmed ship yall are such dicks......
Siegfried Cohenberg > why didnt
Siegfried Cohenberg > you fit any
retsudsag > freighters have none asshole
retsudsag > u know that.
Siegfried Cohenberg > they're a capital ship
Siegfried Cohenberg > where are your fighters
retsudsag > i hope ur all in one corp...
retsudsag > dick suckers.
retsudsag > my alliance will burry u
If your freighter run ends in an argument with Agent Siegfried Cohenberg instead of a successful dock, you might be doing it wrong.



Miracle in Gelhan! Andre Krings1's billion isk tech III ship was destroyed within spitting distance of the Gamis system. But it's how Agent Annah Tsero eliminated this vessel that was so impressive...


While Annah was giving props to the Code, Andre took a look at her security status (-3.2) and thought it was low enough for him to freely attack her. Almost, but almost doesn't cut it. CONCORD stepped in, and Annah jumped in to add her name to the killmail. Andre lost his dignity and some skillpoints--not that he was using them.



Lady Darkwind's covert ops was filled with an embarrassing library of BPOs. Agents Brutal Anna and Rick Therapist were concerned about their safety, since the Helios pilot preferred to autopilot rather than using the ship's cloak. They stepped in and popped the Helios. Many blueprints were recovered. According to Rick's report:

"Please kindly note Minmatar Service Outpost Platform Blueprint, which was researched to 9%. That takes approximately 2 years to achieve."

Lady Darkwind, buy a permit and start over. You'll catch up in no time. The New Order will still be here in two years.



You might think it was foolish for Thor Padecain to spend nearly half a billion isk on ORE Strip Miners for his Retriever. Probably true, but Thor really wanted to max-out his efficiency. Agent Ilithyia Borgia, noting the lack of lowslot modules and rigs, had some constructive criticism on this fit. She didn't have time to get into a discussion with Thor right at that moment, so she made a mental note by ganking him. When Thor's ready to listen, Ilithyia will be ready to teach him.



Dres Kaneerdan's mining Dominx, ganked by Agents Rick Therapist, Carebears' Nightmare, Brutal Anna, and Marina Gankalot.

Sigh.



Hey, remember when "hyperdunking" was a big deal? DeepExploratiomInc corp completely forgot about it, and they stuffed their SMA with just about everything they owned: 6 billion isk of assets. Some of you may not know this, but Agents of the New Order are renowned for their excellent memories. Agents AeleDeux and Jeni Savage grabbed several Catalysts each and hyperdunked the SMA until it was blasted to bits.



It's not easy to accumulate 5.2 billion isk worth of implants, especially when nearly all of the value comes from hardwirings. Trampis Motsu managed to do so, at least until Agent Axel Plathe came calling. Let's see how Trampis did it:


That's some decent PvP hardware. I wonder what it was used for? You guessed it--Trampis was ganked while AFK in a Mackinaw.

49 comments:

  1. 10 trillion wowzers

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  2. code is stronger than ever

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  3. The most idiotic death goes to Andre Krings1. Because that requires him to have switched his safety to red. Why would you set your safety to red unless you were planning to suicide gank someone ?

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    1. Annah here, if you knew the amount of weird stuff happening there this weekend... Lol

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  4. Gank all you want. I've left the game for good now, and it wasn't due to you socialpaths either, I got bored and socially isolated spinning my ship in station.

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  5. Code PVP is truly Elite PVP.


    Praise John

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    1. Code lies are truly elite lies.

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    2. Oh LOL you responded to my post! That means you took my "bait" and I win the internet argument LOL ROFL LMAO ROFL LOL LMAO LOL ROFL ROFL #carebearlogic

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    3. ^^^ Fell off the deep end....

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    4. Nah, that was a reference to the dreaded "carebear lol". You wouldn't believe how many tearmails both start and end with "lol rofl lmao". Because if you type acronyms which include the word "laugh", you're totally not crying about your dead mining barge. It's such a common carebear tactic that it should have its own miner bingo square.

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    5. nah it simply means the miner is laughing at the pathetic attempts of code to make an impact that's actually making any difference at all.

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    6. 10 trillion isk in armed,pvp savvy ships and pilots would be seriously
      impressive, 10 trillion isk in noobs, barges, freighters, and pve pilots not even a little bit impressive.
      it'slike comparing hunting, to playing wack-a-mole.

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    7. I call it "consensual isk transfer between two parties."

      If destroying isk that carebears don't want is considered "whack-a-mole," then one must consider why the "moles" keep coming back and giving us more isk. Perhaps you should consider that the carebears' transfers of isk to CODE. is completely consensual on the part of both parties. You may not understand the intricacies of such a relationship, and the violence may concern or scare you, but rest assured, that is simply a failing of your own perception, and your persecution of such a relationship is neither helpful to your own cause, nor helpful to those consenting individuals whom you erroneously label as "victims." As such, you should take your nosy accusations and level them somewhere else, until you are mature enough to understand that not everybody wants such bland, colorless, traditional relationships as you do.

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    8. Anonbear_344: Your's and others' daily visits to this blog speak volumes against your "argument".

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    9. So says ming who has not undocked in nearly a year.

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    10. @Anon5:51
      What you point out has no relevance to the fact that you are complaining about the acts of two consenting people, and condemning it, while completely having no grasp of what it is.

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    11. you commit crimes in high sec because it's easy and you are too cowardly to try and do it anywhere else, it's that simple.
      keep spinning mr mouthpiece.

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    12. We do not commit "crimes." We commit "acts of isk transfer" between consenting parties. That "implied consent" is given when the carebear undocks and attempts to fly through James 315 space without a permit. Courts have ruled that when freighters fly through our space, that such an action represents consent for the New Order to decommission the ship and reappropriate the assets to better serve the New Order.

      So, what you "think," is "crime," is actually the fully consensual act of isk transfer between two fully consenting parties, which is lawful and protected under the EULA. Any such denigration of such a holy act can only be considered to be willful ignorance on the part of the petitioner.

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    13. Its hard to believe that mingbat actually believes what he is saying, this is despite his hiding in station all the time and not doing any fighting of his own.
      #Mingfails

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    14. yes mouthpiece thats why concord kills code all the time, because code is not commiting a crime, of course mouthpiece that makes perfect sense.
      more spin please.

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    15. @Anon7:59
      In the hierarchy of "crimes," there are acts that fall into the category of "crime in name only," and those that fall into the category of "true crime." Killing other players, (and especially miners,) falls into the category of "crime in name only," since none of the players doing it have ever been banned by CCP for doing so. However, the act of running mass mining accounts, and selling their illegally-gained isk for real money, (which is the logical goal of any and eventually all miners,) falls under the category of "true crime," which will earn an outright ban from CCP and result in that carebear's permanent, irrevocable, and well deserved Actual Death.

      When it comes to counting who is more guilty, it is known that there are many more bot-aspirant miners that are guilty of true crime than there are members of CODE. in total, therefore CODE. Agents are justified in the profiling and and assuming that any miner is probably "Truly Criminal," and is likewise justified in treating it as anyone should treat a true criminal- by killing it and reporting it tithe authorities.

      "Crimes in name only" are exactly that. And are not worthy of investigation, punishment, and actually should be rewarded with a wink and a nod- which CODE. Agents know, is exactly how we are treated by CCP.

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    16. nice spin mouthpiece but you still die to concord for your "criminal " acts.
      so i guess your still "criminals" (nice of ccp to give you the type of "wink and nod" that means your no different or better than any other "criminal ")
      but that was some serious effort on your part does your jaw hurt yet mouthpiece.

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    17. Well to be politicaly correct, ming does not die to concord, but thats only because he does not undock and does not attack anyone or anything. All his 'elite warrior skillz' are here on miner bumping.

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  6. Lol @ retsudsag's corp name. Great Expectations :P.


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  7. Looks like another week of failure from the Antiganking community.

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  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liinm3nwmAA
    This one was not a failure, so sad for the gankers. Was funny watching local and their rants after the freighter got away. :)

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    1. "Look guys!!! We saved one!!" -said the Anti-ganker carebear when he returned to his keyboard. He stood proudly by the one safe freighter among the piles of wrecked ones; oblivious to his utter failure to stop TCE and their elite PVP skills.

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    2. Nothing but failure all week from anti-ganking once again!!!

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    3. wow.... You saved one, what about the mass of freighters we kill there on a weekly basis?

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    4. wow.... You saved one, what about the mass of freighters we kill there on a weekly basis?

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    5. " mass of freighters"

      yep that's about all code is good for killing big,slow, harmless, ships.

      way to go you warriors you!! (that was sarcasm code just in case you miss it )

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    6. Ofcourse it was, because we all know illegal freighters are far from harmless and need to be dealt with accordingly.

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    7. yeah must be all those guns they can fit i guess :)

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  9. elite my ass. bunch of purse snatchers.

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    1. Awww... poor anonbear... did you lose your purse?

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    2. Awww... poor anonbear... did you lose your purse?

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    3. Double post ^^^^^ Sign of a lazy carebear

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    4. Double post ^^^^^ Sign of a lazy carebear

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  10. AG is failing all day AGAIN!!!!

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  11. no my purse is fine thanks, if code did try to take it i would simply beat them to death with it.

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  12. The simple fact of the matter is that while anonbears sit here and talk on the forums about Code's legitimacy and military prowess.. the Code is constantly winning in honorable PVP on a daily basis.
    Anonbears like anonbear_340 like to talk about how tough they are and how Code cannot stop them.. but it is all talk, and all anonymous.

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  13. never said i was tough (thats your attempt at mockery again ).
    and code cannot stop me they have to be in a system i'm in to do that, and they are not and never will be.

    " Code's legitimacy and military prowess.. the Code is constantly winning in honorable PVP on a daily basis."
    very funny thanks for the laughs :)

    whats even funnier is you muppets actually believe this shit too :)

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  14. @Anon7:13
    As you are aware, the New Order does not care about you unless you reside in space that is owned by James 315, which, be reminded, is all space with a security status of 0.5 or higher. It is your responsibility to reside in such space if you wish to have contact with the New Order. In other words, you have to come to us. We won't come to you, unless we deign to, and then that is entirely at our pleasure.

    And if you wish to operate in James 315 space, and you are not, then we have already stopped you. You are not allowed to operate in James 315 space without a permit, and/or without following the Code.

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    1. Fake Ming @ 7:30 said
      As you are aware, the New Order does not care about you unless you reside in space that is owned by James 315, which, be reminded, is nowhere at all. We won't come to you, unless we deign to, and thats because we are total chickens, which is only right, because code stands for 'Chicken Out, Deny Everything".

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  15. i come and go as i please mouthpiece. as is my will.
    i live outside of high sec because it's more fun, high sec is a very poor place to live (made all the poorer by your presence).
    but from time to time i do "operate" in high sec, and pay your code the attention it deserves (none).
    so keep flapping your lips mouthpiece it's amusing.

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  16. i know yeah code just can't stop crying.

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