Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Super Diplomacy

You know your organization has hit the big time when it has its own diplomats. For quite a long time now, the New Order has had diplomats working around the clock. Their tireless efforts have contributed greatly to the image and reputation enjoyed by CODEdot and the New Order as a whole.


I know what all you skeptics out there are thinking: "Doesn't every wannabe corp/alliance have its own official 'diplomats'? Even the highsec industrial corps?" Maybe so, but our diplomats are different:


New Order diplomats get their hands dirty. Or clean, if you like. Agent Super Perforator went into a 1.0 system and ganked a Venture pilot during February's Venture-killing contest. Another diplomatic victory for the New Order!


The vast majority of the highsec citizenry understand the importance of destroying even the smallest Code violators. Killing Gavin Keikira's Venture was a smart move, from a diplomatic point of view. But Super Perforator wanted to go the extra mile, to convince Gavin himself that it was good he was ganked. Gavin sent a reply, hinting at revenge.


Aspiring diplomats, take note. Agent Super didn't beg for Gavin's approval. She wasn't obsequious or phony. Super Perforator is an Agent of the New Order. She let the miner know that she was in charge.


Gavin immediately withdrew his idle revenge threats and went the "didn't want that ship anyway" route. He was a bit hesitant to go all the way, though. Maybe he'd been spooked by Super volleying back his earlier spin. If Gavin had been totally committed, he would've said "this loss has already been replaced", like they say in nullsec.


Now we see some of the subtleties of Super's diplomacy. She maneuvered in such a way that Gavin backed himself into a corner: By claiming to have destroyed the ganking vessel, he couldn't whine about being someone "who can't shoot back". Brilliant!


The bully card was played. Absurd. When was the last time you met a bully who worked as a diplomat?


The New Order is resilient. Opposing us is like banging your head against a brick wall. No matter what the miner said, Super Perforator remained positive, closing each EVEmail with "Praise James!" By contrast, Gavin didn't praise me at all, despite having multiple opportunities to do so. What a Goofus.


Gavin wasn't on board yet, but at least he knew who I was. That's an important step. Only the most bot-aspirant of bot-aspirants don't know me.


Eventually, Gavin lost the willpower to continue his correspondence with our diplomat. The Venture pilot vowed to destroy our great movement. Super reassured the miner that he would be treated according to the laws and customs of highsec. Less than an hour later, Gavin purchased a new Venture and somehow got himself ganked again by some random people. I prefer to believe that Gavin got distracted, that he was preoccupied with thoughts about the Code. The New Order diplomat had given the miner much to think about.

75 comments:

  1. Praise James, and all of the New Order Diplomats who work so hard at spreading the word of the Code!

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    1. At least super tries to gank people, unlike ming who does not even undock anymore. It must get boring hiding in its hanger all day long.

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    2. I don't just try....

      Praise James!

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    3. @Super you dont always manage a gank either. I was in system with you about two weeks ago when you failed a gank. I never saw such anger from someone from code when he (the one you tried to gank) said to come back when your a threat.

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    4. shhh stop bursting codes bubble (they think they are perfect )

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    5. @ Anon 908,

      It really is touching that people expect us to win so often as to think we are incapable of failing, but our successes are built upon lessons learned the hard way.

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    6. @ 9:08

      One only gets better through their failures.

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    7. I like it that I don't succeed with every gank - that would be boring... and it shows that the Care Bears are learning!

      @9:08 Anger? I think you confuse me with someone else.

      Praise James!

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    8. hahah "lessons learned the hard way" hahahaha, from killing barges, hahahaha!!!
      you people are hysterical hahahahahah.

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  2. The Code, winning one illegal miner at a time!! Praise James 315 \o/

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  3. Feels good man.

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  4. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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    1. Ever notice how the group that claims to fight bots and bot like behavior always act like bots themselves

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    2. Nope...never noticed. What I have noticed is that those who seem to have so much to say can't seem to say it unless it's from a position of anonymity. What does that say about their character? Hmmm...

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    3. it say's they are not boastful braggarts who have to pat eachother on the back all the time and tell the world how awesome they think they are like code,thats what it says.

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  5. LOL, any time i want a good laugh i just have to log in here to see the bafoons praise their head bafoon.

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    1. So what have you done to stop us lately? Nothing? All of you whiners do realize that the same tools we use to kill you, you can use to either kill us or avoid us. Right?

      Oh wait, that takes *effort* something the typical AG folk or carebear is unwilling to put forth. The only way you guys know how to "win" is to fail troll here.

      *News Flash* that is not winning, thats just making you look like a bunch of idiots. Please continue! Your tears are glorious!

      The Code ALWAYS wins!!! ALWAYS!!!

      Praise John!

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    2. look at my pvp prowess i can kill noobs in ventures, how awesome am i !!!
      pathetic.

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    3. No need to cry asia, all you have to do is accept the truth that code sucks.
      Oh, and YOUR tears are delicious asia, not half as good as ming's tears, but still very good.

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    4. Have you checked code. killboard lately? Have you checked your own killboard lately? Check them out, then come back to me and tell me who is really bad at this game. I'll give you a hint, it's note code.

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    5. My cup runith over with asia's tears Yum! :)

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    6. @ 9:31

      Glorious tears! Keep them coming, you provide me entertainment while I'm at work.

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    7. @Asia Leigh yes i have checked my killboard lately and funny thing about that is it was green all the way down unlike yours which sure does have a lot of red.

      p.s. I don't even have to attack barges to get kills I prefer targets that can fit guns

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    8. See you say that, but I'm not really comfortable just taking a random anon's word for it that his killboard is "green all the way down". Seems....oh, what's the phrase....oh yeah!

      Seems made up.

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    1. I wholeheartedly approve of this message!

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  7. Super Perforator is one of our best Agents and the New Order is fortunate to have him.

    #superperforator1000years \o/

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    1. New Order Logistics for the win!!!

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    2. When I'm done with my academics and return to EVE; I think I might join NOL. It's not that I don't like loyalanon; quite the opposite, actually. loyal is the best FC. But John is my Hero!
      John for CSM!

      P.S.
      Pls. don't kick me :P

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  8. yep everytime i check code's killboard it just makes me wonder, why would you play a game to cause as much bad feeling, and anger as you possibly can? and how is that fun ?
    but then i have a normal personality both in game and out,so i guess i'll never know.

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    1. Nope, it just makes you wish you had a killboard :D

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    2. i have thanks. i quite like it too,.i don't have to boast that i have one like you do either. because no one cares about my kill board but me.
      that applies to you too.

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    3. you people always assume your the only ones who pvp not everyone who comes here is a miner i'm afraid. i know thats hard for you to grasp but it's shockingly true.

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    4. @Anon 10:09 - If you play a round of Call of Duty or Battlefield or Starcraft or whatever, don't you also wish to have the most kills/wins you possibly can? And how are those games different than EVE in this regard? You play games to have fun and, generally, you play to win. For some EVE players destroying spaceships in a spaceship destroying game is the most fun. For some other players roleplaying is fun. For yet another players playing with friends is why they stay in EVE (all of these apply to the New Order of course :) So why do YOU play EVE (if at all)?

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    5. Nitetime Video your tears are sweet and taste like candy please keep them coming

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    6. @ anon 9.50 am
      i play eve because i have fun, but my fun does not consist of deliberately attacking newbies,and people who have no clue about pvp, (just because i can).

      which is what code does, it seems they get their fun at the expense of others,
      and then insist that what they do is the only way to play ... i don't get it ???
      i live in null and i do almost all that eve has to offer and i daresay i piss people off from time to time when they enter a gate and find it camped etc..... but i do not go out of my way to find the easiest targets and constantly kill them then make all kinds of demands of them afterwards??
      i live in a place where i can pvp and everyone who lives there lives there for the same reasons i do (apart from the indy pilots of course).
      but i would not force everyone to live here because it does not suit everyone.

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  9. predictable response thanks for the originality .

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    1. Learn to hit reply instead of Add Comment... Do carebears have to fail at everything they do?

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    2. says the griefer who targets noobs LOL

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    3. LOL ROFL LOL LMAO ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LOL

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  10. https://zkillboard.com/character/92953216/

    https://zkillboard.com/character/91366161/

    https://zkillboard.com/character/95181094/

    https://zkillboard.com/character/93388480/

    just a tiny sample of the killboards of the awesome enemy code chooses to fight.
    and they say they are elite pvp'ers LOL

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    1. Given that, as you readily admit, it's a tiny sample I'm left wondering what your point is.

      Also, real men / women / goats post with their main, instead of this anonymous chickenshit stuff.

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    2. no point, just satisfying my curiosity about what elite pvp is .... so far i'm not seeing too much of it. (lots of newbies or clueless being kerb stomped is what i find )

      likewise real men /women/goats like a real fight not just a walkover. and you say anon posters are chikenshit ....really?

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    3. I see no problem with those kills. They represent the perfect example of how even the smallest criminal is not exempt from the law and will be punished. A criminal is a criminal and the law is the law; regardless of whether it is an AFK freighter carrying PLEX while running incursions or a solo venture mining veldspar without a permit.

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    4. elite griefing would be a better way to describe it

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    5. @Nitetime Video
      the law is the law yes you are correct,unfortunately for you the law is concord not code.

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    6. @Anon1:53
      According to you, the law is concord, and not the Code.

      So tell me, if the purpose of the law is to ensure outcomes, whose law prevailed? Certainly, Concord destroyed our gank ship, but we destroyed yours.

      So it appears that Code is at least equal, if not superior to Concord, since the New Order can think and have feelings and laugh at your asinine interpretation of the law.

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    7. admiral root "Also, real men / women / goats post with their main, instead of this anonymous chickenshit stuff."

      And smart men don't put a giant target on their backs because while 1on1 is fun having 20 butthurt codetards chasing you around would get annoying

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    8. @Anon12:40
      You know, you wouldn't have 20 upstanding Code Agents chasing you around trying to gank you if you just turned around, gave one of them 10 million isk and displayed the permit you recieved from the Agent in your bio.

      All this cowardice on your part could then be avoided. You're the one dragging this out unnecessarily.

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    9. @Anon1:53

      The word policemen comes from the latin - Men of the city. It was and still is in many countries an organisation of civilians charged with not just maintaining order, but to discourage criminal behaviour in the first place and then to bring to justice the criminal should a crime have been committed.

      Now Concord as a police entity fails on the first and crucial point as it is NOT there to prevent crime, merely to carry out a ship destruction for a crime that's already committed.

      From the very beginning Concord has never been designed to prevent crime - that has always been in the hands of the pod pilots - the ones with practical immortality, income that could buy planets and weaponry and hardware that could - if allowed - single handed take a civilian planet by force very easily.

      Now all this back story that I have brought to your attention is there to demonstrate that you are responsible for protecting yourself against crime and deciding what to do about it.

      I guess it must be difficult to interact with Eve players if you're not at the keyboard.

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    10. @minger wrong again

      https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/CONCORD_%28Mechanics%29
      has this to say about concord
      Concord are the police of New Eden, they provide retribution as a reaction force, thus giving consequence for criminal behaviors in 0.5 to 1.0 security space.

      and if they destroy code ships that must make code and you a CRIMINAL
      (possibly why most of you have -10 sec status i guess because your criminals.
      keep spinning you criminal.

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    11. the cowardice is on the part of the law breaking criminals like code (not ming as he can't fight)so he's just the mouth that spouts their lies (like ccp is a made up organisation ) or concord are not the law, ming you talk so much shit mate.
      most of you have to scurry around high sec to attack something before you get popped BY THE LAW ...CONCORD. i don't, i can go where i like because i'm not a criminal like you are.

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    12. @ daniel
      back story or no back story concord is the law of high sec.
      the fact you think they are a failure is unimportant.
      code gets popped by the law because what they do is a criminal act ,if it was not a criminal act they would not kill you it's that easy now you can try to spin it all you like, the fact will always remain concord who is the law see's what code does as criminal, so therefore you are criminals as concord is (disagree all you like it makes no difference) the law. and code is not

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    13. Now Concord as a police entity fails on the first and crucial point as it is NOT there to prevent crime, merely to carry out a ship destruction for a crime that's already committed.

      you say it yourself daniel they show up and kill you for a "crime " that's already committed (the gank you just did )

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    14. @Anon5:27
      What's wrong with crime?

      Also, would it kill you to put your quotes in actual quotes?
      You know, so they look different from what you're actually saying?

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    15. @Anon4:38
      Just because "criminal" is a "label" doesn't mean they can't be the "law."
      Whoever has military and moral superiority (which the New Order does,) is the law.

      One could argue that Bashar Al-Assad isn't "the law" in Syria because he barrel bombs his own people. Likewise people could argue that ISIS isn't the law in about half of Syria right now.

      But those people are wrong. ISIS and Assad are in fact the rulers of the areas they control. Just like the New Order is the ruler of highsec. Argue with it all you want, that's not going to make us go away, or relieve you of your responsibility to pay fealty and tribute to the New Order.

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    16. Ming TsoMay 22, 2015 at 10:47 AM

      @Anon5:27
      What's wrong with crime?
      more hilarity from the mouthpiece hahahaha


      Also, would it kill you to put your quotes in actual quotes?
      You know, so they look different from what you're actually saying?

      yes it would.

      and only an idiot argues in favour of tyrants and terrorists.

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    17. "pay fealty and tribute to the New Order"

      not one single solitary isk.
      no acceptance...ever
      i will lose billions ..nay trillions in ships of all kinds and then i will quit eve before i will give even a nod of recognition to your kind.

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    18. @Anon10:00
      Then we will destroy billions and trillions of ships of all kinds of ships that belong to you, loot their remains, and remain rich, and then you will quit the game, exactly as we intend.

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    19. Ming @ 11:25 said "Then we will destroy billions and trillions.."
      We? Ming you need to undock and do kills before you can say We.
      Untill then your a failed nobody.

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    20. once again ming "the diplomat " confirms something else code denies.

      " and then you will quit the game, exactly as we intend. "

      code is always saying they don't try to make players quit ???
      someone needs to inform ming of this fact lol.

      oh but your not bothered about isk are you ???

      "loot their remains, and remain rich,"
      says mr diplomatic
      what a bunch of hypocrites code really is .

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    21. code has no power over me never has had, because of the fact that i am prepared to lose whatever i lose whenever i lose it and it will not bother me in the slightest.
      i will still undock, and go about my business every time i play.

      if i quit it's because I CHOOSE TO DO SO . and i will choose when too.
      destroy some pixels if it makes you happy, i have an endless supply of them
      you can do nothing to me, but make me smile.

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  11. I'm a real goat, so I post with my main!

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    1. ^ Was supposed to be Reply, not new comment thread.

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    2. ALANA!!! You know better! Go sit in the naughty retriever and think about what you did :D

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  12. Socialpaths like Super Perforator are a dieing breed since I got Erotica, Loyalanon, Solo Guitars, and others banned for being social in game. Tide goes in, tide goes out.

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  13. A few tears, just one little threat. That's not really newsworthy.

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  14. meh seems made up

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  15. Hasiari will never bend to Code wimps. Jimmy and his boys can shove it up their ass and enjoy the capsule loss.

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