Thursday, June 23, 2016

The Extraordinary Compliance Program, Part 4

Previously, on MinerBumping... Code violators across highsec were shocked when their ill-advised behavior landed them in trouble with their own corp and alliance leaders. When Reddit broke the news of the Extraordinary Compliance Program's existence, it appeared for a moment that the EVE community might rally against it. But they were too distracted by CODE.'s claim of being an elite PvP alliance.


In some cases, players denied being guilty of Code violations. Navibo urged his corp to believe him. It was his word against the Saviour of Highsec's.


Though Navibo had stayed out of trouble for many months, the ghost of loyalanon cried out for justice from beyond the permaban.


Good man. Comply first, ask questions later.
Rfotq NoName > Are you a developer from Iceland?
Bing Bangboom > I told you. I'm the local Agent for the New Order of Highsec. You were mining in our space. So, you have to follow the Code.
Rfotq NoName > No? - then you can go fuck yourself
Bing Bangboom > back to the bad language?
Bing Bangboom > I thought we had moved past taht.
Rfotq NoName > Yeah shit I'm on everything your imagination wanted - shit and going to shit
As everyone in highsec knows, New Order territory boasts a diverse population. Not everyone can speak English. Would the language barrier prove an obstacle for the Extraordinary Compliance Program?


Like Navibo, Rfotq NoName seemed to dispute the charges made against him.


I guess his CEO didn't understand him, either.


Yarik Crendraven was surrounded by fellow rebels in local one day. It lured him into a false sense of security.


When his alliance received the dreaded form EVEmail about a future wardec, Yarik was defiant. In a display of self-sacrifice, he left his corp voluntarily. But he urged his leaders to stand with him and fight against the New Order. Would they side with the Code--or one of their own?


Highsec protip: If you wouldn't say something to your CEO, don't say it to an Agent of the New Order. Because either of them can get you kicked from your corp.


Nelliel Ty received a standard post-gank EVEmail from Agent Revis Owen. She sent back some standard post-gank tears.


Uh-oh. Revis told Nelliel's CEO that the matter was being forwarded to CODE.'s wardec committee. I guess we have one of those.


The CEO replied in Russian, "The pilot left this corporation." Yes, individual Agents of the New Order have the authority to kick Code violators from any corp, even without running it by me. Why? Because our Agents have earned it. And because there's too much at stake. Highsec is worth fighting for.

26 comments:

  1. Boil the heart and lungs of a calf in salted water until tender and cut them into thin strips. Sauté some chopped onions in lard until golden, and 1 teaspoon or so of paprika, a little tomato puree, a generous amount of crushed garlic, and a bit of marjoram. Stir a few minutes, then add the meat, salt, and a little of the stock. Cover the pan and allow it to simmer about 15 minutes. Add some chopped tomatoes and chopped celery leaves. Thicken with a few bits of flour blended with lard and continue to simmer for another 10 minutes.

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  2. And what corp is that anon carebear?
    No corp you say? Thats what we thought. Lying carebear.

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  3. im sure your 0.9 sec procurer mining corp is something that can stand up to the mighty code alliance!

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  4. beautiful story from the saviour of high sec!

    Praise be unto the 315!

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    1. Calm down, miner.

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    2. Calm down? Is all you got? Lol code nerds don't even have new material. Pfffft.

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  5. Whats missing from AG?
    Just the F

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    1. Against F'n Ganking... Correct. You are smart one anon 9:39. Thanks for the additional discription.

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    2. Clever, Kip. You should make a post about it on your blog that no one reads.

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    3. But, seriously now, they really miss the F. And by 'F' I mean fun. Why would someone spend hours of free time into something that brings no fun? Why do miners spend years without ever experiencing thrill, fun, comradeship etc. That just baffles my mind.

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    4. it is because the light of the code has not touched their lives. as agents, it is our responsibility to bring the justice of code into their miserable existence.

      glory be to james 315 and the new order of highsec.

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  6. This has renewed my vigor as an Agent assigned to the Illegal Anchorables Division. Time to evict some carebears. Coming to an Ice belt near you soon™

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  7. At this moment, a carebear is feverishly googling to try and find his enemies Corp name so it can post it here and get the mighty CODE to wardec them!
    Sadly, living a safe life as a bear has suddenly made it realise, it has no enemies due to not actually interacting with anyone other than rocks!

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  8. Woo! Victory for the New order!

    -Galaxy Pig

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  9. CODE. winning wars before they even start. Carebears are scared of James 315's power and charisma.

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  10. Always brightens my day! Long live james315!

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  12. A story for the grandkids for sure.

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  13. Bunch of fucking bullies!

    "Highsec protip: If you wouldn't say something to your CEO, don't say it to an Agent of the New Order. Because either of them can get you kicked from your corp."

    HAHA You are so full of shit that it oozes out your ears! I do what I want in game, when I want.

    Fuck all you motherfuckers! Want to "try" to do something about it? Come at me fuckers!

    signed,
    Sempii
    Crimson Minmatar Industry

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    1. glory be to james 315 and the new order of highsec

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    2. Snigie w hy you gotta be generic. You are better than generic James 315 spew

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  14. Happy Code Day everyone! Today is the fourth anniversary of the day the Supreme Protector James 315 planted his hallowed flag in the Halaima ice belt and said NO MORE!--and the highsec revolution was begun. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=125025&p=1

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