Sunday, September 4, 2016

Kills of the Week

The New Order has eyes and ears everywhere in highsec. There's no escaping the Code or its justice. If you're interested in spending any length of time in highsec, here's how you should approach the game: Before undocking, ask yourself what an Agent of the New Order would think of your ship. Is it the right ship? Does it have the right modules? Is it carrying illegal cargo--or too much cargo? Does its pilot (i.e., you) own a valid mining permit?

For each of the ships seen below, killed during the week of August 28th @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 3rd @ 23:59 EVEtime, the answer to at least one of these questions was no.



For some reason, I get a fair amount of hate-mail in my inbox. But lately, I've been getting a lot more apologies.


Something spurred this pilot into action. Let's find out what it was.


Mary Spirit had a jump freighter worth 8.3 billion isk. She sent it into Uedama without a care in the world. She was soon taught a lesson by Agents Nitetime Video, Rick Therapist, Winnie Po0h, Aaaarrgg, Chapo Muerte, Zula Terra, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Brutal Anna, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jason Kusion, ThatOleSerpent, Johnathan Kusion, Adelina Maori, Alt Proxy, Kblickens, Fiddly Pop, Ermingard Maori, Avila Maori, Amelia Maori, Gertrud Maori, Alt 00, Joshua Kusion, Erminlinda Maori, Jayson Kusion, Adela Maori, Half-Life Warboy, Gerlind Maori, Theudelinda Maori, Carebears' Nightmare, KoHfeTHbIu TpoLLb, and Grimhilt Maori. Judging by her post-gank apology and permit ownership, she learned that lesson well.



It was another really tough week for non-compliant freighter pilots in highsec. CODE. registered kills on more than 40 freighters and a few jump freighters, including BOBKuH CbIH's Ark. BOBKuH's mix of tank and anti-tank got him nowhere. He was defeated by the efficiency of Agents Jayson Kusion, Braggs Seyllin, Jason Kusion, Chapo Muerte, Allise Soprano, Johnathan Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joseph Kusion, ThatOleSerpent, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Milkmypigeon, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Kblickens, and Jayden Kusion.

Unlike Mary, BOBKuH didn't learn his lesson: The very next day he was ganked in a Mackinaw while trying to earn back some of the 11.8 billion isk he'd lost.



Technically this kill would be covered by next week's post, but some carebears are in a hurry to give away their money to gankers.


Yes, good ol' Slevin Kelev Ra managed to lose over 47 billion isk. He couldn't be bothered to fit even a single tank module. Nor did he find room in his budget for a 10 million isk permit fee. The Anti-Gankers would probably congratulate Slevin on not "wasting" 10 million to save his 47 billion. Agents Logical Fallacy, Darnoth, Yvain Bluewater, Prixm Wind, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, Pure Whyte, Logical Fatality, Unwarranted Assumption, Hayley, Nin Rin, Miner Compliance Officer, Gea Stormbound, BoneyTooth Thompkins ISK-Chip, The O'Reilly Factor, Warr Akini, Ledalin, Benchab Mas, Ricki Lake Show, big brutor three, big brutor four, eC Cade, Fabulous Andy, Ikolo, and Mei Guo punished the fiend for his crimes.



Chappy23 Chapman had 3.2 billion isk of stuff to move, so he made sure to fit no fewer than seven anti-tank modules on his tech I industrial ship. It was easily popped by Agents Ayatola Whoami and Austrene Jakuard. No doubt Chappy23 petitioned CCP to request a buff to industrial ship hitpoints. How can carebears be expected to fit tank?



Some nullsec dwellers have this idea of highsec as a laid-back, casual, "anything goes" kind of place. Sophie Spade seems to have had that expectation--which would explain why she went wild with a blingy ship in Uedama. Highsec's changed a lot in the last few years. We follow the Code now, and a little modesty goes a long way. Agents Allise Soprano, Sex K1tten, ThatOleSerpent, Kblickens, and Chapo Muerte followed the Code and were rewarded with a 3.6 billion isk killmail.



Liberated from her expensive ship, Sophie Spade was caught carrying an additional 2.9 billion isk, this time in her pod. Having very much enjoyed PvP'ing Sophie's Golem, Agent Chapo Muerte saw no reason to stop there.


Another misconception about highsec: Because there are no bubbles, people can use as many expensive implants as they want. Not so. People can use as many expensive implants as our Agents allow. For further guidance, please consult the Code. Compliance is mandatory.

34 comments:

  1. Ouch. Antiganking was definitely failing non-stop daily this week!

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  2. The Anti-Gankers would probably congratulate Slevin on not "wasting" 10 million to save his 47 billion. hahahahaha

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  3. Wow now that's just silly to be hauling 47billion around like that. Asking for trouble. Nice job finding another whale Miniluv.

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    1. a story for the grandkids for sure!

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    2. awww is zopi mad at CODE still?

      Poor zopi, I hear great things about ritalin, friend.

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    3. I think being asked who he is on reddit has taken its toll XD

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    4. lol the CODE tears are still salty about Zopi. A story for the grandkids for sure!

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    5. Why are you still mad loyalanon? I was told you were over it. You keep bringing it up. This discourse is always so great. Its always fun to catch up. ;)

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    6. Who is this zopi clone?

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    7. and he took the bait XD "OP" success XD XD

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    8. Please loyalanon we want more delicious tears! MOAR!

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    9. MOAR!!!!! We demand it!

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    10. AG has too much fun at your expense. This is the only forum you haven't been banned from so we can always count on your shitposting teary replies here. Mmmm delicious Ritalin filled tears.

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    11. You havent been watching the killboards then. Lelelel

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  4. LoL where's all the 'CODE R DIED' whiners?

    That fukin Slevin Kelev Ra! Nice kill guys!

    Get a permit or get rekt!
    Hisec is a'changin!

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  5. I love reading these comments. It looks like Wolf Soprano got boned by Zopi Clone and is still real mad.

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    1. Nice fail zopianon

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    2. the tears keep coming.

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    3. You sound mad brah, why do you lie for. You should have a tissue, then let me know when your old enough to play eve brah its 13+

      EULA - 2 - C - 1

      if you establish an Account, you represent that you are an adult thirteen (13) years of age or older and are either accepting the EULA on behalf of yourself or on behalf of your child, in which latter case you agree to the EULA with regard to your child and represent that you are also personally bound by the EULA.

      peace out nub

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  6. Fuckity Fuck. I leave for one week vacation and other non Ritalin alts start perscribing the cure. Only the real Ritalin alt can prescribe Ritalin to people. So far only Nitetime Video, wolf soprano and Snigie Audanie need the Ritalin! Remember Ritalin is easy!

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  7. hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehohohoho code tearz best tearz xdxdxdxdxd

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  8. I read this blog just for the zopifag tears

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  9. I heard zopi clone made it up that he had cancer

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    1. A story for the grandkids for sure! Bawahahahahaha. Maybe he had cancer. then left code and was cured! Bawhahahahahahaha sounds like a miracle praise james allelujah!

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    2. hope you get better zopi these code scumbags would say anything to hurt your feelings. they are the worst eve has to offer and you are the best.

      Praise Zopiclone!

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    3. I hope thats how he got your billions. That would be a great story for the children and grandchildren you miserable code crybabies!

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    4. Would you like a you got scammed permit salty code poster? Don't come to jita or you'll lose your tiny mind.

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  10. code tears just keep getting better code tearz best tearz xdxdxdxdxd

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  11. But where oh where is Ming?

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  12. Game of Code Tears

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  13. I love Zopiclone the best troll to troll the CODE ever!

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    1. You love zopifag?
      I bet you do.

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