Monday, September 12, 2016

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #114


An EVEmail like this can mean only one thing: It's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Like "Anti-Ganking", the "Gank Intel" channel is a place where people can go to request help from the helpless. Normally carebears send their petitions directly to CCP, but Kattra Delacourt had another idea: A Change.org anti-ganking petition.


I like the picture of the Catalyst. In fact, if you remove the last sentence, this would be a pretty good pro-ganking petition.


DarK AngeL5005 is typical of the lazier breed of anti-Code rebel. Not only did she merely threaten to send threats--she couldn't even be bothered to send the threats until later, whenever she had time.


Miners are notorious for going AFK while mining to feed themselves, but they also go AFK in the middle of whining sessions.


MinerBumping's The Battle for Aridia series was quite the summer blockbuster. Check it out! (In some locations, it's sold under its alternate title, "Aridian Knights".) They were even talking about it in the Anti-Ganking channel.


Anti-Gankers take the fun out of everything. Instead of enjoying the series, a rebel complained about his fellow Anti-Gankers' inability to stop the New Order's adventures.


Yeah, just report stuff to the Anti-Gankers and ask for help. I'm sure they'll get right on it.


Carebears always try to have it both ways. They call us sociopaths, but when we express our empathy, they get mad at us for that, too.


Something in Comfortable-Yiran DC's message got lost in the translation, but it looks like he's a nihilist. I do agree with him on one point, however. I, too, have long suspected there was a dog in the manger who people in the world.


It's not a good time to tell our Agents to "fuck a wall." There's a good chance you'll hear some variation of "We're gonna build a wall and make the highsec miners pay for it!"


Judging by the last four years, it seems mercenaries may not be the unstoppable force of nature we've all been led to believe.


In reading this, you might assume that BlackWolf Inkura is a member of an alliance with 785 other people. Actually, he belongs to an NPC corp. Maybe he has 785 friends on Facebook?


BlackWolf left the last corp he was with because "there was little to no activity with them." The corp's name? Death to CODE. No wonder. The CODE always wins. Always!

18 comments:

  1. from Jita local:
    Fiddly Pop Thank you for the ISK Donation to CODE. Cats for Alpha Clones Fundraiser!

    The internet was made for cats...

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    1. I have raised a modest 1/4 bil in a couple days of spamming the Cats for Alpha Clones Fundraiser at trade hubs. Now 250m might not seem like a lot but once you add in the 3 tons of tears and salt, Cats for Alpha Clones is a huge success!

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    2. that 3 tons is priceless. nice job. the tears are epic

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  2. To be fair to AG, most of the people in AG channel scoffed at the petition to ban ganking. A couple people even mocked her.

    AG may now return to their normal failing non stop daily...

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    1. Again friend, it's "ag".

      no caps

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  3. But where oh where is Ming?

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  4. It's nice to see that even after years of not logging in, AG is still failing non stop all day every day all the time.

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  5. https://www.change.org/p/neworderlogistics-blogspot-com-super-perforator-is-and-should-stay-1-supporter-of-high-sec-ganks-www-minerbumping-com?recruiter=595807616&utm_source=share_for_starters&utm_medium=copyLink

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    1. or something like that. vote now, or forever hold your peace.

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  6. that antiganking petition is hilarious. they are pure retards

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    1. well... someone has to think that shitard is spelled with only one T

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  7. man, I need to get an Alt in Death to CODE to gank miners with.

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  8. holy shit, are these crybears getting worse or what!?!

    it is obvious that we need to be killing a lot more of them. highsec must burn to save EvE!

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  9. Dante Fasttackle, United Ganker College FundSeptember 12, 2016 at 11:47 PM

    I'm soloing a bot-aspirant corp called something something cargoplanner in Allamotte and need help. I'm only one solo ganker and can only kill so much. They outnumber me 20:1 and even when I pod them all they all come back at midnight! HALP!

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    1. CODE won't help; there are no tears from bots!

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  10. Featured today is another group of subhuman hisec shitters.

    Hey ag! Why u no save them?

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  11. Too busy killing themselves

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  12. Codes mining fleet:
    https://m.imgur.com/a/veJMu#duEiSaO

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