Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Why You Are Dead, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Micheal Cardineal's Tayra was dismantled by Agent Semtex Attor for lack of a permit. Micheal was furious. He wanted answers, and before long he was receiving them from both Semtex and the Agents manning the "Why am I dead?" channel.


I have it on good authority that real-world governments are viridescent with envy when they read about how quickly and thoroughly we're able to engage with our citizenry. Also, no mistakes!
Micheal Cardineal > i just want my shit back
Micheal Cardineal > the mining gear, yall can keep, i at least want the ship i was transporting
Micheal Cardineal > minimum
Micheal Cardineal > and a few other items among the shipment that was recovered
In the "Why am I dead?" channel, Micheal attempted to change the subject. They'd been talking about his responsibility under the Code, but he wanted to focus on getting his stuff back. And his greed only grew as he penned his wishlist.
Galaxy Duck > we can discuss reimbursement
Galaxy Duck > but only with legal residents of Highsec\
Galaxy Duck > you need to obtain a permit
Micheal Cardineal > ...
Galaxy Duck > then we can talk replacement
Agent Galaxy Duck was too seasoned an Agent to let Micheal indulge his isk-driven fantasies.
Re: Notice of Service
From: Micheal Cardineal
Sent: 2016.09.19 19:53
To: Semtex Attor,

inform myself???

you pompous ass, who the hell do you think you are?
Semtex took the brunt of Micheal's frustrations. If bearing this burden allowed his fellow Agent to make more progress, Semtex was willing.
Galaxy Duck > We're not allowed to even negotiate with Code-violators unless they reform their ways ang get legal.
Micheal Cardineal > what??
Micheal Cardineal > "code violators"??
Micheal Cardineal > you've got to be kidding me
After being punished for disobeying the Code, it's not uncommon for carebears to actually see themselves as the victim, not the perpetrator.
Re: Notice of Service
From: Micheal Cardineal
Sent: 2016.09.19 19:55
To: Semtex Attor,

im not a fucking miner i just owned a mining ship

im a hauler primarily, but i was moving my stiff from one system to another and you guys ganked me and took my stuff!
Micheal denied he was a miner, despite being caught with mining equipment. He admitted that it was his. He didn't even try the "I was only hauling it for a friend" excuse.
Galaxy Duck > the Code is the law of Highsec as set forth by James 315 himself.
Micheal Cardineal > since when did he get to reign over high sec???
Galaxy Duck > 4 years ago
Galaxy Duck > where have you been, mate?
Micheal Cardineal > really now?
Galaxy Duck > ask anyone
Micheal was shocked to learn about the Saviour of Highsec. Galaxy Duck was equally surprised that Micheal didn't know about EVE's second-most famous player.
Micheal Cardineal > i was playing about a year ago and never heard of him
Micheal Cardineal > and ive even passed though this sector countless times
Galaxy Duck > brb
Micheal Cardineal > with mining gear and never had an issue
How can someone be so disconnected from his own environment that he can live in highsec and not know about the Code? Bot-aspirancy, that's how.
Re: Notice of Service
From: Micheal Cardineal
Sent: 2016.09.19 20:01
To: Semtex Attor,

I own a mining ship becuase I started out as a miner then started hauling when could afford it.

And ya know what buddy, put yourself in my shoes and try your hardest not to cuss someone into the dirt.

I've been playing this game for over a year now IN THIS ARE OF SPACE and have made NUMEROUS trips through Bei, Hek, and several other places surrounding Bei and have NEVER had an issue, with or without mining equiment or ships, and I have NEVER been told of these "rules" or "regulations".
The miner's attempt to get reimbursed by Galaxy Duck wasn't going anywhere. He went back to exchanging EVEmails with Semtex. Interestingly, the more Micheal lost hope of getting money out of Galaxy Duck, the more polite he was to Semtex.
Galaxy Duck > back
Galaxy Duck > sorry about that
Micheal Cardineal > It's fine
Galaxy Duck > now where were we...
Micheal Cardineal > Me getting my gear back
Micheal Cardineal > for being falsly called a damned miner
Galaxy Duck > I think you were about to purchase a mining permit, no?
Galaxy Duck returned from being AFK. (Rebels and skeptics, save your whining--he was docked at the time.) The miner and our Agent had two very different views of where they were in the conversation.
Micheal Cardineal > im not a miner!
Micheal Cardineal > im a hauler! i just own a mining ship and equipment!
Galaxy Duck > the term "mining permit" is used interchangeably with "highsec permit"
Galaxy Duck > they are the same permit
Micheal Cardineal > again.... not a miner
The miner doth protest too much, methinks. One of the biggest successes of the New Order over the years has been to restore the proper stigma to highsec mining. Nobody wants to be considered one.
Galaxy Duck > a hauling permit then, whatever you wish to call it
Micheal Cardineal > so what, i need a permit to do anything in highsec??
Galaxy Duck > indeed
Galaxy Duck > ever since the reform
Micheal Cardineal > do i need one to breathe?
Galaxy Duck > breathing is allowed
Micheal Cardineal > cool, cause i never got the memo about this reform
Galaxy Duck > but not excessively
Galaxy Duck > we don't want you hyperventilating
Everyone knows reform is a good thing. Why do so many carebears resist it when it comes to them?
Micheal Cardineal > knock if off and give my stuff back
Micheal Cardineal > cause from what im understanding, its a crime to be a miner withough a permit
Micheal Cardineal > and im not a miner
To be continued...

15 comments:

  1. Dante Fasttackle, United Ganker College FundSeptember 21, 2016 at 5:26 PM

    "I've played here for a year and never heard of the CODE."

    Yes, miner, very interesting. Since I just resubbed after two years off from a career as a nullsec corp CEO, I never did ANYTHING in hisec, and yet I know all about the CODE, even when its territory was 40 gate jumps and more lightyears away from my home.

    Seems legit.

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    1. A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation.[1] Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penes in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is at most analogous to the penis of a male insect or barnacle.[citation needed]
      The term penis applies to many intromittent organs, but not to all; for example the intromittent organ of most cephalopoda is the hectocotylus, a specialised arm, and male spiders use their pedipalps. Even within the Vertebrata there are morphological variants with specific terminology, such as hemipenes.
      In most species of animals in which there is an organ that might reasonably be described as a penis, it has no major function other than intromission, or at least conveying the sperm to the female, but in the placental mammals the penis bears the distal part of the urethra, which discharges both urine during urination and semen during copulation.[2]

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    2. It's a testament to the miner's lack of engagement with the player base that he could be so clueless. He has almost literally been living under a rock.

      "Lack of knowledge of the Law only demonstrates a capsuleer who is actively out of touch with his community, an intolerable trait among responsible citizens."

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    1. A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation.[1] Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penes in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is at most analogous to the penis of a male insect or barnacle.[citation needed]
      The term penis applies to many intromittent organs, but not to all; for example the intromittent organ of most cephalopoda is the hectocotylus, a specialised arm, and male spiders use their pedipalps. Even within the Vertebrata there are morphological variants with specific terminology, such as hemipenes.
      In most species of animals in which there is an organ that might reasonably be described as a penis, it has no major function other than intromission, or at least conveying the sperm to the female, but in the placental mammals the penis bears the distal part of the urethra, which discharges both urine during urination and semen during copulation.[2]

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    2. if you gonna copy-paste stuff... at least let us know what you are referring to when you do that [1] [2] thing. my mind is blowing... (which is not such a great thing considering the topic...)

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  3. "im not a fucking miner i just owned a mining ship"

    That is some lulzy downs, he thinks 'miner' means 'miner'.

    Hey carebears, when we say 'miner' what we mean is 'hisec shitterbot'.

    Nothing personal, i'm sure you are a really great person RL, but when you die while carebearing in hisec, then produce that much salt, you are a 'miner'.

    Ship up and fight or gtfo! EvE deserves better!

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  4. Not enough "Salah".... still, would read again! +1

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  5. wow why didn't antiganking stop the gank? oh that's right they were too busy failing non-stop daily continuously ALL the time!!!!!1

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  6. Just more reasons why highsec must be removed.

    There is an infestation of highsec shitterbots in EvE. Remove or burn anything they can use as shelter. Destroy them until they understand and can play EvE properly.

    If the highsec shitterbot cannot adapt it doesn't belong in EvE. Kill them all untill you can walk to Jita on the smoking wrecks of shitfit mining barges.

    It is up to every real EvE citizen to destroy highsec carebears everyday! Always! To protect EvE.

    Are you part of the problem, or part of the solution? There is no middle ground, choose a side and fight or gtfo!

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    1. Shut up, un-install this game from your PC and get a life dude. This is not for you.

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  7. But where oh where is Ming?

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  8. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it will still be James 315, always.

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