Our Agents are experts at transforming things. They can take any bad situation created by carebears and turn it into something good.
Cosain Bruon tried to demoralize Agent Spine Ripper by threatening to quit EVE. How dare that carebear--and this at a time when EVE is losing subscriptions?
But Dom Arkaral turned the funeral into a party. He purchased another 630 shares of the best stock in New Eden and took us past the 1 trillion 54 billion isk mark. Dom earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for this feat!