Sunday, June 18, 2017

Kills of the Week

More bad news for the anti-Code resistance this week: The New Order was yet again victorious in battle after battle, leaving the rebellious carebears to cry out, "Where was Anti-Ganking? Why didn't they save me?" Carebears, put your trust in the Code and you'll never need to cry again. Case in point, from the week of June 11th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 17th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



Clacker McDucky is a bit of an odd duck. His 1.4 billion isk Rattlesnake fit was questionable at best. Agents Jet Holiday, Shaftmaster Mastershafts, Bladewise, and Hix Ra had little difficulty putting him down. But there's more to the story here, and the additional details do nothing to help Clacker's case. You see, Agent Krig Povelli was involved. Here's another way of looking at this killmail:


Clacker had a kill right activated against him, and he managed to get himself CONCORDed, all in the same kill. If you're wondering why there was a kill right against this carebear, it's because Clacker got another Rattlesnake CONCORDed last week. You didn't forget his face, did you?



Sometimes our Agents just like to show off their firepower. Cox Maddox learned that when his freighter was attacked by a fleet that included thirteen Taloses. The freighter was worth 8.1 billion isk, but only 1 million isk in loot dropped. However, the Code was enforced, so our Agents were delighted with this kill. Congrats to Agents Australian Excellence, Aaaarrgg, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Aruka, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Kittens, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector HongMei, Trump The King, Tawny Rozei, and Kaddan.



As we all know, the Code outlawed ORE modules. Not because we're on a power trip or something, but because we want to help people. Vortress fit three ORE cargo expanders and went AFK. Her jump freighter soon met its death at the hands of Agents AndroGon Navy, KaMiKaDzExD, Nam Plau, Vollond, Alarika Maleus, Votre Dieu, Benglish, Narl' Amhar, Nebo Blizko, Lovchi, Baboon Copper, and Kaddan. Vortress could've saved a lot of money if only she'd obeyed the Code. What a missed opportunity for her--I'm sure she regrets it.



Even anti-tanked freighters can hide behind a fair amount of EHP. Not Jackylicious. He was totally confident with his Mackinaw's tank. Agents Alt 00 and Alt Proxy demonstrated why the miner was wrong, only to discover that his bot-aspirancy went well beyond the norm:


You see, Jackylicious was so confident in his invincibility that he used 225 million isk worth of bling drones. That's what you use when you consider a Venture to be too tanky. When deployed, anyone could've ganked those drones! Good thing our Agents got there first.



Laura Level had a bunch of expensive cargo to move through Uedama. She knew freighters and jump freighters weren't safe; even Deep Space Transports are being targeted these days. Laura decided that if she was going to be PvP'ed for carrying valuable items, she might as well carry them with a ship that can shoot back. Sadly, the mighty CODE. alliance proved to be too good at PvP. Agents V-ktor Dolus, Milkmypigeon, Tawny Rozei, C-ta Vilosa, Booka Shade, Sherri Rozei, Ruby Rozei, and Trump The King defeated Laura in a matter of seconds.



"Can you believe those dastardly Agents gank newbies in Ventures?" So squeal the rebels. But that's what they should expect, when people like Alize Deninard are flying 2.6 billion isk Ventures. Agent Mosquito Bites did what was necessary to save highsec--nothing more and nothing less.


Yes, despite the fact that CCP gave PLEX the ability to teleport to any station in the galaxy, these miners are still losing it.

29 comments:

  1. Alize Deninard, what a shitter....WTF! LOL!

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    1. Watch your language, you need to be taught a lesson by true code agents.

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    1. I think your daddy knows

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    2. Your mommy knows, that's where daddy kept shoving her when he was done using her like the good little servant she is.

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  3. Why did u guys destroied Stratios. It's an explorer ship. What happened?

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    1. the stratios shouldn't have tried to pvp against the champions of high sec.

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    2. Does explorer need a license? Ever1 need a license? It's not clear in /p/the-code.html and lawofhighsec.com/the-law.

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    3. @Wolf Soprano
      Oh. I see. Well... good for CODE.

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    4. Everyone in hisec needs a permit, regardless of the activity. Without one your ship is considered a target for corrective action.

      Laws are the price you pay for freedom. Just be glad James is a benevolent leader, and not a freedom hating nazzi like the ag folks.

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    5. You are asking whether it's OK to use James 315 Territory without supporting James 315. The answer should be obvious.

      ...

      But just in case it's not--yes, everybody needs a permit!

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    6. Champions, I have not seen any mention of Code having been any kind of victor in any contest. By the way James does not own High Sec, I do.

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  4. is this another failure for antiganking?

    ***Correction*** ANOTHER WEEK OF FAILURE LOLOLOLELELELALALALOLOLOL!!!!1

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    1. Wolf, go washup son, it's time for dinner

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    2. And know wolf lives with her mother because she got left by her AG hubby

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  5. Cracker McDuck doesn't count, not a code kill

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    1. That has never been a requirement for KOTW, shitter.

      Try harder

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    2. You don't have to be in CODE. to be an agent of the New Order.

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    3. This is the blog of the New Order, anonymous coward 1051.

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    4. Keep it up Eugene Fischer.

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    5. Don't have to have a point, to have a point

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  6. Taloses piloted by "Tax Collectors" with virtually the same portraits... was that a fleet of... multi-boxed alts? Seems like code agents are getting a bit "bot-aspirant"-ey themselves.

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    1. Its Code Nazi Bots.

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    2. I'm not mad.. but I am a shitter... aren't you a shitter too? Or are you an asshole-less deity like the mighty Kim Jung Un?

      And no.. it doesn't hurt... pain is for emo-geniuses...

      I'm just happy as a clam with my little fleet of multi-boxed mining alts. I'm just glad to see that agents of the CODE are becoming more like me.

      Maybe they make copies of their characters because they're anti-social like me and have to make their own friends. ...How else would they get a large enough fleet to take down the big ships?

      Maybe someday they'll stop being so confused and settle down to some nice quiet mining, don't worry - all the friends they made up can come too.

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  7. I dont know whats more unbelievable, that retards venture or a plex is 1.3 bill.
    High 5 for that gank.

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  8. Ah gotta love the code and how they make up rules on the fly just to try and stay relevant, even James himself said the laws of a true leader are transparent while those of a tyrant are not. Shows you how he truly is since most rules are made up on the spot, this is just an easy way for them to make money without actually working for it.

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  9. So when is the code going to be as badass as the Amamake Police?


    NEVER

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    1. They are all subservient to James 315.

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    2. You wish you pretender.

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