Monday, March 26, 2018

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 42

Previously, on MinerBumping... Mission Ready Mining was in a state of crisis. It had become clear that the New Order's Agents could not be removed from the system, no matter how many thousands of carebears belonged to MRM. Worse yet, each time the miners tried to argue with an Agent in local, the Code always won.


Though MRM corp was her enemy, Agent Georgia B Dixie demonstrated extraordinary compassion for the miners. She wanted them to enjoy EVE for once.


In fact, the miners--and their corp's "leaders"--were their own worst enemy. Agent Georgia offered them salvation.


Since Georgia could stop anyone from mining, and since nobody could stop her from bumping, she became the de facto authority figure in Gelhan. The miners directed their questions to Georgia, rather than MRM "leadership".


Georgia happily bumped industrialists across the Gelhan system. Our Agents are famous for their ability to multitask; Georgia deftly obliterated the arguments of MRM's brightest minds between bumps.


Still, the miners tried to debate Georgia. Since they were unable to mine, they felt they had nothing better to do.


MRM member Lonan Arikos considered himself a rising star in MRM. He had ambitions to climb his way up the massive corp's hierarchy. But he was troubled by the truth he found in some of Georgia's claims. For example, mining did suck.


Referring to MRM's alliance (Fly Fearless, or "FF"), Lonan tried to defend the leadership and its handling of the conflict. Georgia stuck up for the little guy. The Agents of the New Order were the miners' only true friends!


With the entire Gelhan system's attention focused solely on Georgia and her bumping activities, it was only a matter of time before MRM tried to assemble another fleet to deal with her.


Alas, it seemed that the days of giant (but useless) defense fleets were over. MRM could only muster a paltry few ships.


As usual, threats were made. But by this time, the rebels were only going through the motions. They all but admitted that their threats were merely for show.


MRM was losing faith in itself. Lonan Arikos saw no future in the corp. Shortly after his conversation with Georgia, he quit MRM and made his way to nullsec to join the Goons. Yes, MRM lacked faith. Could they be persuaded to put their faith in something new--the Code?

To be continued...

9 comments:

  1. So if Lonan Arikos was in MRM April-May 2017...that means this content is saved from almost a year ago? Wut.

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    1. Well this is part 42. James has posted updates on "Code Ready Gelhan" quite regularly, but it takes time to tell a good story and there have been other stories that needed to be told.


      This has been addressed before, do some research maybe before you make a spectacle next time. Why didn't you start at the first installment and read through? If you had, you would have seen dates on killmails and EVEmails, and in some of the comments are other lazy bot-aspirants making the same mistake.

      If you are going to make it in EVE you will need a better education, you should join NOL. I hear they can train anyone.

      And please, calm down miners. The Code is helping you, just look at that goon, he's probably still a shitter, but I bet he's getting proper instructions on how to improve himself as an EVE player and a person, and one day he can possibly be cured of his carebear ways.

      Without the Code he would still be a useless highsec shitter with no hope of becoming better. A blight on the game and the community.


      Or maybe wow is more your speed?


      Always!

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    2. Patience lad, just recently started following this blog. I don't have time to back track years of articles (yet). It's just odd since the more recent article's game logs are usually months (sometimes weeks) old whereas this is really going back. You can smell the salt miles away from your post though, somewhat reminiscent of a miner. I have seen plenty of falseflag posting in the comments just in my short stay by anonymous so I might have taken the bait here.
      Praise James!

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    3. U r troll'd


      There are no stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots.

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  2. wow antigankers are failing so hard right now.

    never forget shardani

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  3. I think this is an informative post and it is very useful and knowledgeable. I really enjoyed reading this post. big fan, thank you!

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  4. Muh gawd. That miner...HE WAS A GOON SPAI ALL ALONG!!!! GOOOOOOON SPAAAAAAIIIIIS
    *snickers*

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    1. I thought you rage quit, er, "won" EvE recently....

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    2. @anonscum 417 And here I though you had killed yourself. Go fix that, would you? K thx bai

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