Saturday, March 24, 2018

Why We PvP


A ship like this one presents a single, obvious question: "Why?"


Agent Trump The King hoped to be illuminated by a private convo with the pilot of that curious ship. Naamah Kratos wasn't in the mood to speak. Many hours later, though, Naamah found himself tormented by a question of his own: "Why?"


Agent Trump was more willing to illuminate than the carebear had been. He responded to the simple question with an equally simple answer.


Here's the thing about illumination: It's most effective when your eyes are open. Naamah was, for the moment, blinded by his own misconceptions about EVE.


Through his EVEmails, Naamah revealed that he was a Goofus--to a scandalous degree. According to the Goofus, he'd been AFK "for a very good reason", but he couldn't imagine any reason why someone would want to blow up his spaceship.


A perfectly contemptible creature himself, Naamah took comfort only in the fact that he was not a highsec miner. There's something to be learned from that, miners.


It's unclear where Naamah got his ideas about how EVE is meant to be played. The important thing is that he didn't get them from the Code. No wonder he was faring so poorly.


Agent Trump raced to the poor fellow's rescue. Some might accuse our Agents of trolling, but the truth is that Trump was absolutely willing to hear him out. That sweet reimbursement isk was just one good reason away.


At this point, the record leaves us; the logs show nothing. What happened next must remain a mystery. What we do know, however, is that Naamah was not satisfied by the outcome.


A real-world cash bounty for kills against CODE. members? Agents, ready your smartbombs!

23 comments:

  1. Holy shit what a loser. EVE is not for your kind, naamah.

    antigankers, get a permit or GTFO. You don't belong here. CCP allows us to pvp you in highsec because even the devs hate cowardly carebears.


    Always!

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  2. CODE-nerds just go grow some balls stupid goonswarm-puppets

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    1. Lol triggered shitter.

      Thanks for crying like a bitch, but you still need a permit.

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    2. Hey dick chin no one needs a pathetic permit that is worthless to them.

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    3. A mining permit is the best investment for any highsec dweller. You should try it.

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    4. Shitteranon908 is a triggered PHag. The only thing he'll find is his permit revoked. Useless highsec coward.

      Get ready for the salt.

      ;)

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  3. Wow just wow why didnt antiganking stop the gank??? Oh yeah we all know why.

    Never forget shardani

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    1. Are you mentally ill? your making that same statements about anti-ganking in every post like an annoying homo.

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    2. Nice tears bro. XD

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    3. Lol 913 triggered sperg.

      Wolf posts so that whiney little shitters like you will post more tears, it helps identify cowardly ag shitters who don't belong in EVE.


      Always!

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    4. hahaha your lame dude. is that the best you can do?.

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  4. Is it the New Order's turn to be brought down by a vicious RMT empire? I just hope this miner doesn't flake out like every other miner who tried to oppose The Code.

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  5. So you ruined some random dudes day and then add alot of yadda yadda yaddda RP cultlike "James" "The Code" shit. Who cares ? LMAO

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    1. You, apparently, triggered shitter. Why else would you post your spergy tears here, loser? The try-hard is strong in you.

      The Code wins when you cry like a bitch.

      Always!

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    2. Yeah, like when they shoot your empty POD wile you're AFK auto piloting somewhere to pick up a ship, and you don't notice until later when you get some weird, near psychotic mail about the "CODE", since your POD spawned in nearby station and you thought you fucked up the Autopilot or something. Hilarious.

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    3. ... yep he's butthurt. XD

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    4. So which carebear shitter do you think this latest ignorant sperg is? I bet it's that loser baddaxspergfag (or however it's spelled)

      He will "eat your children" and pedo your underage sister. If anyone needs to go full shardani it's that subhuman shitter. IRL of course! XD

      The rest of you miners need to stop killing your kids. No shit, that is NOT cool. WTF is wrong with you people? What kind of sick, twisted, pedo insists on "playing" (incorrectly mind you) a game that makes them so mad they abuse their fellow man IRL?


      Anyone who becomes violent over being ganked in a ganking game (look it up in the new player faqs) has issues that more in-game safety will not correct. The only way to fix EVE is to remove all the "players" who act like that. Let's face it, they need to spend more time fixing themselves IRL anyway, and we are just helping when we encourage them to gtfo of EVE.

      It's a win/win for EVE and the community.

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  6. -"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Franklin

    I think what Ben was saying is: you cowardly highsec shitters deserve everything gankers do to you, and more.

    So much more. :)

    Always!

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  7. -"I wasnt fucking mining!!!!!!"

    That's about the only thing he wasn't trying to do with that ship. Remote reps/scan-hack/armorrep/cloaky/shield/droneboat. Lul mercy killing.

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  8. Naamas Kratos has a point. He was not mining. Maybe CODE should drop the word mining and simply call it a *coughkaffkoffscamcough*-oh excuse me-I meant to say permit.

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  9. Yet another invitation by one of Jamey's CHODE. slaves to engage in teamspeak/bonus room type shenanigans. Pure evil.

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