Monday, March 5, 2018

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #152


Whenever someone threatens legal action against our Agents, you know there must be some misunderstanding. After all, the Code is the law of highsec.


Oh, and before I forget--welcome to yet another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Bigshop Erquilenne, feel free to save these screenshots for use in your lawsuit. I hear Babatunde B Babatunde's rates are reasonable.


Another "newbro" with 20 billion isk quits EVE because of the mean ol' gankers.


I find "newbros" to be overrated, actually.


DOMINIC blume1 must've been in a hurry when he composed this message, but I think I get the gist: He wasn't AFK, he merely stepped away from his computer for a moment to rescue orphans from a burning building.


...It looks like I was mistaken. DOMINIC wasn't AFK for the firefighting mission; he was merely unable to respond in local because he was holding his dying mother in his arms while mining. Given the circumstances, I'd be willing to send him some reimbursement isk, but I don't think he'd have much use for it. He's probably busy helping his neighbor fix his dishwasher.


New rule: If you want to discuss the "flaws" in the Code, you're not allowed to quote the Code directly. Feel free to paraphrase, though.


Sorry, but the logs show nothing.


The silver lining to all of the decadent drone use lately: Our Agents can collect taxes from the miners while they're still AFK.


Why do miners say "You will never get anything from me" right after our Agents take things from them?


This is the kind of guy who gets ganked while holding a mining permit.


Every rebel has a secret plan to destroy the New Order. Step #1: Biomass.

40 comments:

  1. Wow Vaughn, you learned nothing from my mistakes at all. Maybe we didn't get a chance to discuss them. Talk about a disappointment. You should know by now that the Code always wins. Alt 00 will totally destroy you.

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    1. https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4593417#post4593417


      Is NOL still recruiting?


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    2. Exactly, and Yes! NOL is still recruiting. XD

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    3. https://zkillboard.com/kill/68486668/

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/68486767/

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/68486768/

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/68486803/

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/68487158/

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    4. **** ATTENTION SPAIS ****

      NOL is still recruiting.

      You can join us, you can help us kill miners.

      You won't get our secret schedules, and you won't be able to stop us (cause you know).

      You will get to have fun however. You may change your mind about us or you'll leave more butthurt than ever. XD

      That is all.

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    5. https://forums.eveonline.com/t/nhcoc-new-order-logistics-code-high-sec-ganking/57735

      NOL is still recruiting!

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    6. Be vigilant! I'd hate if THE GREAT HUNT prizes were claimed by a miner with a NOL alt instead of an actual NOL agent with a miner alt. xD

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    7. You too can talos a mackinaw in a pulled 0.6.

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  2. Nothing in the code says they have to offer the option before attacking you. They can offer the choice after destroying your illegal ship. Again ignorantia legis neminem excusat.

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    1. Agreed! All it says is that the miner "may" be granted a one day reprieve, or not. It's up to the Agent at that point.

      Any highsec shitter that gets caught and killed by gankers was violating the Code BY being caught not aligned and ready to warp. Fuckin spacetards, you can't explain it enough to make them understand, he best bet is to kill them till they evolve or quit. Win/win for EVE.

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    2. http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/04/who-you-gonna-call-part-2.html

      James has even clarified, a long time ago, that warnings are not necessary. (read the blog entry, it is there for all to see).

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  3. that vaughnshitter is doing quite a fine impression of ag, and not even satirically. Maybe someone should recruit him to NOL, can the Code not save that highsec ag shitter?

    No, it can't. But it's not Code issue, it's an RL issue. The hostile, immature, ignorant ag carebears that make up the majority of highsec will never leave highsec willingly because they are scared and they perceive highsec to be "safesec", and cowardice goes against the very tenets of EVE.

    They don't belong in EVE, not even in Empire space. CCP has said it in so many different ways but what it all boils down to is that "we" (people that understand Hilmar's original vision for EVE) have been given a great game and we will kill as many carebears as it takes to preserve that game in it's most unruly form.

    Hell, CCP could save sooo much manpower just by deleting highsec.
    Safety is for the weak, I don't need any npc's to protect me.



    Always!

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    1. NOL is still recruiting! Praise James! \o/

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    2. Anon 7:35 - " I don't need any npc's to protect me. " All while posting anonymous. that's funny... talk big little man.

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    3. Only a Pandemic Horde anti ganker would be as mad as shitteranon1238.

      You are inept at best, PHag.

      anon or not, a -10 player needs no NPC protection, and gets none. If you are too butthurt to see the facts then we know gankers are doing it right and ag shitters ahould biomass.

      IRL of course.


      Always!


      Nice try Pandemic Horde anti ganker.

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  4. Komokai means 'coma' in Lithuanian. Fitting as your average carebear is in a coma-like state while afk mining.

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    1. That coma nerd sure holds a grudge. Every time I go into the ice belts near Itamo there he is with the attempted character assassination. Thief! Thief! I need to ask him how his petition was received.

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    1. Is that Lahnius who yesterday - despite having a Stratios and a Loki - took over 2 minutes to kill my T1 Badger whilst it was happily filling a DST with gank loot, failed to prevent the gank that he had waited over an hour for, and then celebrated in local how he helped Concord kill my Catalyst?

      I understood "IM GOING TO DEASTROY HIM" as meaning he would have something more aspirational planned, but so-far I am rather disappointed.

      "Every rebel has a secret plan to destroy the New Order. Step #1: Biomass."

      Praise James! \0/

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    2. Lahnius! The only thing you destroyed was my heart bro.

      Come back from the dark side! ag is full of nothing but failure.

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    3. Alt, as I said in local; be truthful. Apparently you feel a little truth with alot of BS means being truthful. I told you, I wasnt there to protect anyone, nor did I celebrate helping CONCORD - I was only there for a couple minutes when you landed, I simply fired on criminals. You are an odd fellow. Calm down criminal.

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    4. Oh and hey Wolf, Vaughn Law is surely Lahnius, that was never a secret. I told people right off the bat who I was ...

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    5. Xan, as i told Alt, I am not AG. It seems you guys always say "ag failed" no matter who it is that fires on you. Most people dont care one bit about trying to stop a gank, they simply fire on the criminal. Thats one of the reason I am happy to part ways with you guys, youre very wierd about many things.

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    6. Good riddance shitteranon539

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    7. Vaughn law/Lahnius - Shit stain extraordinaire XD XD

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    8. you mad bro? calm down, just relax, everything will be fine.

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  6. V A U G H N L A W
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  7. Yeah Salah is back!!! \o/

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  8. High Sec drama modules are on overheat lately.

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  9. I wonder how many highsec ag shitters quit after their ill-gotten gains were confiscated during the latest Burn (the shitters outa) Jita event.

    It couldn't have been enough. Just sayin, carebears are killing EVE so why should we care if they quit.

    Always!

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  10. "New rule: If you want to discuss the "flaws" in the Code, you're not allowed to quote the Code directly. Feel free to paraphrase, though."

    lmao!

    Great stuff, Supreme Protector!


    -Oink

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    1. May I try?

      Kill the shitlers! Unless they buy a mining permit, in which case you kill them!

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  11. Clearly doctors need to study code, they have the unique ability to find people that have cancer or relatives with cancer......if they could study you maybe they could find out how!

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    1. Link is in the website header.

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    2. Lol onle a shitter would try to make you think he had never heard of CODE. or The Code.

      Show us where the Machariel bumped your carebear freighter, shitteranonpussalune.

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  13. GTS. Google That Shit.

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