Saturday, April 14, 2018

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #155

Yikes. That can mean only one thing: It's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

Every carebear who plays the "I'm quitting EVE" card has a choice to make: They can claim to be an alpha account user, to bolster their claim of being a newbie--or they can say CCP is losing a paying customer. They can't do both.

Don't expect intelligence in the Gank-Intel channel.

Let's play a game of "long and short". We'll start with the shortest tearmail, which doesn't even include all four letters its four-letter word. Now the longest:

Thanks for the field report; we don't usually get them from the carebear's vantage point.

I'll just leave these here:
New Order Bathroom Protocol
New Order Bathroom Protocol Supplemental

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"Scrimped and saved for months playing a F2P account." How long does it take to save up 10 million isk?

irina81 Madullier was caught using a pilot-less Orca as a jetcan. After the ship was confiscated, she asked about getting it back...

She seemed willing to buy a permit. Surely the 10 million isk price tag wouldn't be an obstacle? Well...

It turns out that the "poor newbies leaving EVE" meme is more tolerable after being processed by Google Translate.

And then they say milk.

The New Order has honour, but it has something much better than honour, too: the Code.

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Yeah, this guy sounds exactly like the "I would've paid, but..." type.

Roxie Eden admitted to being bored with EVE, but blames us for making her quit. Say what you want about the mighty CODE. alliance, but we don't make the game boring.


  1. Wow just wow. antiganking is failing super incredibly hard right now.

    Never forget shardani

    1. Never forget the "anti ganker" who suicide ganked his kid IRL? I bet ag wishes they could!!! ahaahahha

      The scary thing is that kalynn is was not the worst among them, some of those ag "people" are real monsters, IRL.

  2. What is it with these Highsec folk? As soon as you gank them they do the crimson-face foam-at-the-mouth routine. And the language!

    Decent dwellers like the members of the New Order spurn such foolishness for the creamy-smooth assurance conferred on them by their association with James 315 and his Code.

    The difference is remarkable, and telling..

  3. Even though I should not have, when reading "six toed banjo playing freak", I chuckled. It's an interesting, original insult among all those lowly profanities out there. Too bad the only thing miners and anti-gankers can do about CODE. is cry in local and come up with insults.


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