Previously, on MinerBumping... Maja Papaja had a grudge against one of her fellow anti-Code carebears. Having witnessed the awesome power of the Code in action many times, Maja decided to contact Agent Alt 00 and ask her to be a hired gun.
Things were getting real. Alt 00 unveiled her Caracal gank squad. Maja marveled.
Maja's enemy had a small fleet. Our Agent would select one of the ships for destruction.
The moment of action was quickly approaching. As any Code enforcer knows, ganking requires steady nerves. It soon became clear that Maja wasn't used to experiencing the art of the gank from this side of things.
Alt 00 calmly explained the complex machinery of a ganking operation, step by step.
When hunting carebears--especially a group of them--every second counts. They could move on at any time, without warning. The clock was ticking.
The tension grew. The success or failure of the mission would be determined by what happened in the next few minutes. Everything had to go flawlessly.
At the last second, Maja had an attack of nerves. Luckily for her, an Agent of the New Order was at the helm.
No more time for talk. This thing was going down.
Maja handed over the full payment of 1 billion isk to Alt 00. It would be the best billion she'd ever spent. Time to launch.
...After one minor formality was taken care of, that is.
What do you mean, "start"?
This is Alt 00 we're talking about. She never stopped.
To be continued...