Previously, on MinerBumping... Agents Alt 00 and Revis Owen worked tirelessly to give Maja Papaja fair treatment, but the dizzy Anti-Ganker seemed determined to forfeit her billion isk payment. However, Revis still felt there was a chance that Maja might buy a permit and spare herself some pain.
If there was any way that Maja could be convinced to buy a permit, she would first need to accept the reality of the Agents' fairness. Luckily, Alt 00 had a MinerBumping quote at the ready.
For the first time, Maja considered what might happen if she did buy a permit. It was a tremendous first step, even if the step had only been taken in her mind.
The mere contemplation of Code-compliance is often enough to help a miner begin his or her journey.
...But Maja was particularly stubborn. She wanted to make it absolutely clear that her permit ownership was purely hypothetical.
For some unknown reason, Maja thought it would be a particularly big deal if she bought a permit. Agent Revis quickly took her down a peg.
Alt 00 presented Maja with another way to end her story. Hers need not be a story of humiliation; it could be one of redemption.
Next, our Agent sought to establish some common ground.
...Was it enough?
Maja was willing to buy a permit, but only if she first got her billion back. However, our Agents quickly deduced that this might be a ploy: Maja could simply take the money and run. Besides, wanting to get her billion isk returned first wasn't exactly an expression of faith.
On the other hand, if Maja paid 10 million isk for a permit first, then she could instantly get her money back. It was a win-win. A no-brainer!
Would Maja Papaja--at long last--do the smart thing and buy a mining permit?
To be continued...
Oh, for the love of James 315!! Stop it with the cliff hangers - lol!!!ReplyDelete
This is an even more riveting story than "Who Shot JR?"ReplyDelete
For those who want to know how this story ends, Maja Papaja does get a permit, and branded the mark of 315,315. Here's the proof of purchase:ReplyDelete
Thanks go out to Alt 00 for gifting me this Permit, even though I made it clear several times that I couldn't care less about James351 and his CODE puppets <3
I do not ofc FOLLOW THE NEW HALAIMA CODE OF CONDUCT
Permit valid from: 02/07/2019 to 02/07/2020
Identification Number: 00-118
Issued by Agent: Alt 00
You care so little that you come to his website and cry in his comments?Delete
How else would we know to be chagrined at his composure?Delete
If Maja had hired someone good in the first place they would have saved themselves trouble and money.Delete
Yep it was pretty boneheaded to hire a Code Enforcer to do a mercenary's job.Delete
Get a lot of anons who don't care about CODE, yet they type www.minerbumping.com into their browser, read the blog of the day, then cry anonymously in the comments section.ReplyDelete
Hahahahaha miners lie to themselves daily.
I'm anon! I don't really give a toss about code, but I enjoy reading the blog, it's quite amusing. That's the only part I enjoy though, the rest is just a boring repeat of the same old rubbish. Try and come up with something new if you're going to ensure Hi Sec is ruled properly, agents!ReplyDelete
i enjoy reading the comments of muppets contradicting themselves.Delete
Try looking up contradiction in the..... dictionary! Might surprise you, come back when educated, muppet moron :)ReplyDelete