Friday, January 10, 2020

Miner Swine, Part 1

Ah, the war of the Code versus the bot-aspirants. 'Tis the story of EVE.


If one were to consider the wars conducted through the in-game wardec system, however, it would be hard to find a war to rival that of Red versus Blue. The wardec's seventh anniversary is next month. But things have changed radically since RvB's early days.


RvB has fallen in activity over the years, particularly where Red-on-Blue or Blue-on-Red violence is concerned. Kills between the two groups are infrequent, especially considering the purpose of the two organizations.


Red member Jorgen Pedersen Gram lost his Brutix when he challenged a pair of Blues to do battle. The reaction of the Blues was mixed.


While Insidious Sainthood showed good sportsmanship, Arvinios Schwein did not. He had been disturbed by the encounter. Maybe he didn't want to be interrupted while mining in his Orca?


Arvinios represented the worst of RvB. He didn't care about fun. He just wanted a tax shelter for his highsec carebearing. Did he even know the history of the RvB war?


Several hours later, Jorgen Pedersen Gram returned to the system and found Arvinios mining again. This time, Arvinios didn't have Insidious Sainthood to help him. And that made Arvinios change his tune.


Arvinios' call for Blue reinforcements to be sent to the Alikara system went unheeded--perhaps because he made his pleas in Alikara local chat.


The mouthy miner cowered in fear. He immediately offered to pay a ransom to save his Orca.


Arvinios paid the first installment on the ransom, but something went awry.


Jorgen required an additional payment of 50 million isk to release the Orca. But Arvinios' greed threatened to scuttle the deal--and cost him his Orca.


The Orca's hitpoints continued to tick down while Arvinios tried to summon the willpower to part with another 50 million isk.


Arvinios' outlook was bleak. If only he hadn't AFK mined in highsec under an active wardec. If only he hadn't been so rude earlier. If only he had obeyed the Code. If only...!


The Orca was running out of hitpoints, and time was running out for diplomacy. Would Arvinios achieve a moment of clarity, or was he destined to lose everything?

To be continued...

39 comments:

  1. Please continue to hold. A tactical response team is enroute to your destination.

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    1. thank you for calling blue command your call is important to us we will answer your call in the order it was received and agent will be with you in:

      30 minutes..

      please hold for the next available representative.

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    2. Not an original thought in willies head.

      #tryhard

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    3. if this is your #tryhard holy hell I feel sorry for all the teachers and faculty that had you in their life XD

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    4. to put in some imagery terms for you anon

      original thoughts:

      you: [][][][

      elementary school student:[][][][][][][][

      Middle School student:[][][][][][][][][][][

      Junior high student:[][][][][][][][][][][]

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      Me: [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

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    5. damn have you contacted my place of employ.... oh yeah I'm retired XD and I got to tell you retirement can be boring but hey that's why you're here to spice it up! you're kind of like the Viagra for entertainment.

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    1. Nothing better than the work ccp put into the orca explosion graphics.

      Harpoon the lot of them where able.

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    2. hey at least the succeeded in some sort of coding eh if you ask me they need to have more pizzazz

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    3. you know like dead body parts of the miners family floating in the coldness of space cause hey you know how miners are with their families...

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    4. You are a miner greer, the worst kind.


      You are a bot

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    5. last time I checked I had a pulse. Yup still human

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  3. I mean in all honesty what did Arvinios expect?

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    1. Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

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    2. awww how thoughtful XD now I'll expect these shout outs till further notice don't let me down anon

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    3. and I fond your copy paste to be lacking some what you do tone it down?

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    4. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
      Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

      Delete

    5. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
      Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

      Delete

    6. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
      Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

      Delete

    7. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
      Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

      Delete

    8. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
      Oh and for my daily shout out to that other tactical retard:
      william greer you are still not even close to 200 posts a day, AND the google police still haven't called! I bet your fatass redheaded cousin/wife lilly lowrent is real happy with you now.

      Wait till she sees this lol!


      Now that's a proper copypasta

      Delete
    9. no that ^^^^^ was a proper copy paste XD

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  4. The title says it all.

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  5. Its so satisfying to see a shitter like Arvinios Schwein get his just-desserts.

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  6. what you see above in said article is what is called "Karma" acted rather cocky got bold and then poop goes the weasel.

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  7. On a side note I added up all my wheel spin giveaway's from my streams in the last 6 months. I gave away almost 68 billion isk to viewers watching the streams with my wheel giveaways. just imagine if you guys actually used your head and decided to I don't know say just join in and watch imagine the isk you could have gotten XD the only one of you that actually got isk from me in that manner was yeasty boy o7 but don't worry he's been put on my Brown pen list. o7

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    1. Seek redemption for your wickedness and place the minimum bounty " 3,150,000" on every character without a bounty in the rookie help channel.

      Do this for 7 days and stream it in the name of James 315 on twitch.

      Ps: a new character displaying a pledge to the saviour is mandatory.

      Put that isk to good use.

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    2. Proof or you didn't give away shit.

      Without proof your are just another lying carebear. Did you give it all to your 3 alts that make up your "viewership"?

      Besides, you are missing the point, you cannot pay your way free from being a shitter. You are still a reactive, childish shitter. Do you think your imaginary ISK makes you important?

      Lol, your dad should not have had kids with his sister/mom

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    3. and like before how can I take anything that you "karma" or anyone say's as legitimate if none of you can actually stand fast and hold to your words? I mean it's like you guys live in a world where you think people automatically owe you something geee who else has that thought process oh that's right Antifa and snowflakes

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  8. and that number doesn't even include the

    4 Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. that I currently hold and the

    2 Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. that Battle Squirrel holds

    and for those of you that haven't realized it yet

    the blogger profile picture I changed it to is battle squirrel

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    1. Shares do not give you the right to act above the CODE.

      Prove you are worthy.

      Anything else just confirms you are an impotent carebear.

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    2. Just proves "a fool and his money are soon parted"!

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    3. no they don't and since were on the subject, do they even exist?

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  9. William Greer, do not claim false valour and take the shares belonging to Battle Squirrel unto yourself. As you know, those shares belong by law to Battle Squirrel, and they are not yours.

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    1. "
      2 Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. that Battle Squirrel holds" yup say's battle squirrel holds them learn to read aiko

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