Saturday, January 11, 2020

Miner Swine, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... RvB was treated to some actual Red versus Blue action when Red Jorgen Pedersen Gram caught Blue Arvinios Schwein AFK mining in an Orca.


Arvinios couldn't believe the way he was being treated by a member of the corp specifically created to be at war with his own. If Jorgen didn't stop shooting Blue, he would surely be kicked from Red.


Jorgen had pity on the crusty old Orca pilot, so he decided to release him once the remaining 50 million isk ransom was paid.


Arvinios coughed up another 50 million, but in the last moments of his Orca's life, he foolishly admitted that he had been lying about his wealth.


And so Arvinios's Orca was destroyed. It turned out that Jorgen had a few friends from the mighty CODE. alliance; they chipped in just enough damage to get on the killmail.


Arvinios couldn't believe what had happened. Jorgen had shot his spaceship in a spaceship-shooting game. And Jorgen had only been paid 100 million isk and scooped another 100 million in loot. What on earth was his motive?


The Orca pilot boasted that he could console himself with his billions. But would the isk--real or imagined--actually help him calm down?


Suddenly, a plot twist. Jorgen's words rang out like a gunshot.


Jorgen was no ordinary Red. He was loyal to the Code.


Arvinios was shaken. If the miner couldn't understand engaging in PvP for fun or money, doing it for the Code was even further beyond his comprehension.


The phantom billions disappeared from Arvinios' mind. He wanted answers. Luckily, he had an idea of where to get them.


Agent Ernst Steinitz had appeared on the Orca killmail. So Arvinios went to him, hat in hand.


The miner, once so proud and arrogant, humbly begged Agent Ersnt for 100 million isk. But Arvinios' crimes were too well documented for his reimbursement claim to be entertained.


After thinking it over, Arvinios realized that RvB wasn't right for him. He would try his hand at a mining corporation. But as long as the miner was in highsec without a permit, danger lurked everywhere.

17 comments:

  1. It's the credit card warriors who keep the servers online. Let's make sure they keep spending.

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  2. RvB miners?

    WFT happened to RvB?

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  3. William RageclawAugust 25, 2019 at 12:42 PM

    please let's twist more of the story XD I cant wait to see what you post up next oh wait that will require a legal form called a release of information form. oh and apparently you don't know what "deformation of Character mean's so I'll look it up for you.

    Defamation is a false statement someone makes about you, which they publish as a statement of fact, and which harms your personal and/or professional reputation so you now have 2 options. 1 Remove this slander and false information or 2. get ready to face a law suit. your choice.

    Is that the same shitter?

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  4. Talk about your "miner SWINE" have you seen this guy's cousin/wife? When i say orca, I'm not talking spaceship..


    william RageclawAugust 25, 2019 at 2:21 PM

    no not a space lawyer just someone who happens to have knowledge of how things are legally and properly done. and taking it beyond the Game and into real life committing "Cyber bullying/ harassment as well as if this affect's my streaming will make this a legal matter. you must clearly be a millennial and don't seem to be well informed. the Request stands. Remove it or be faced with Actual Legal actions?

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  5. XD damn I am way up in that head aren't I

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  6. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  7. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  8. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  9. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  10. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  11. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  12. I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
    The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
    This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
    All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
    Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
    I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
    Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
    I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
    So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
    Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
    I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
    You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
    Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
    Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
    So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
    Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
    And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
    As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
    I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
    It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
    No Rest For The Wicked
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
    Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
    I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
    I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
    Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
    Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
    One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
    I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
    As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
    So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
    Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
    Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
    Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
    Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
    Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
    I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
    Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
    I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
    Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
    I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
    Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
    Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
    So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
    Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
    More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
    Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

    ReplyDelete
  13. Where's the Google police?

    anyone else catch that william is calling himself a rodent now

    This dumbass is raging harder than lahniustheanus

    ReplyDelete

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