Monday, January 6, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 28

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali made a new enemy: Conoco., a large Russian corporation which he left in hopes of joining the Goons, felt betrayed by his unannounced departure.


aiva made it clear that he had no intention of staying in Conoco. unless properly compensated. But the Russian corp was unwilling to give aiva any money.


As per protocol, aiva went to Imperium intelligence and reported that he had been approached by a foreign agent.


aiva was still eager to join Goonswarm Federation. The road had been a long and winding one--expensive, too--but now it was time to officially enter the ranks of the Imperium. Hopefully aiva's latest intelligence coup would further serve to prove his loyalty.


...But there was another setback. aiva was required to fully fund the construction of his titan and Nyx before he could join Goonswarm. Despite having 30,000 members, Goonswarm was quite an exclusive club.


Every few weeks, aiva sent an update to the Saviour of Highsec himself. So far, he had gotten nothing in reply. But he was hopeful that one day the sphinxlike ruler of highsec would speak to him.


Since he needed to fully purchase his supercaps before joining Goons, aiva considered more ways to make money. Perhaps he could use his former corp to his advantage--and profit?


Although he had many unique skills in his arsenal, aiva had not yet attempted to become a propagandist. Perhaps now would be a good time to develop that ability.


Meanwhile, aiva put into motion his plan to get Test Alliance Please Ignore embroiled in a war with Conoco. Unfortunately, like the flight of Rudolf Hess, aiva's diplomatic mission ended in failure.


aiva's empty shuttle had been shot down in Esoteria. Worse, TEST didn't even respond to aiva's 10 billion isk reimbursement claim. So much for diplomacy.


By aiva's count, he had already paid 12 billion isk toward the construction of his titan and/or Nyx. It wasn't enough, though at least the money was being put to use. aiva's flagship was in the pipeline.


Another step closer to glory.


aiva prepared to record a speech that would inspire the Imperium and introduce himself to the general public for the first time. When completed, the entire nullsec population would be sure to watch it. It was almost time for the super-spy to step out of the shadows.

To be continued...

80 comments:

  1. SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

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    1. Dammit! I was going to post "NB4 fake professor anon!" but here we are. ;)

      Delete
    2. Lawrence Lawton is a decorated war veteran, and retired scholar of The New Order. He even ran his own prestigious institute dedicated to instructing miners with special needs. (Ie, miners).

      He taught them how to be better miners, by killing them. His credentials as a professor are without question.

      What are your credentials, Anonymous?

      Delete
    3. He's as anon as you and I, and if you can't understand that then I guess I understand why you never posted that promised treatise on how to agress illegally and then warp away in your ship, in highsec.

      I mean you said you knew how it could be done at that time. I must have missed it huh? Surely you are not like williegreer, an ignorant mouthy shitter that makes claims and promises he knows are not true?

      So how does one agress illegally in highsec and still warp away in their ship?


      Yea, that's what I thought.

      Delete
    4. Did a lazy anon write some hateful words from behind the safety of his shield? My reputation stands on its own, but I certainly can't object to a bit of tasteful enhancement.

      Cheers, Alt 00! May your targets be plentiful and may your permit holders renew on time. You are the most powerful Agent in the Hek area and your works of art are timeless.

      Delete
    5. I know how. Maybe you should pay Alt 00 for the info?

      Delete
    6. There is no info to pay for, alt00 was talking shit from behind the anonymity of a made up EvE character. If alt knew how, it would be posted already. You know, the inability of LL and the alt to admit their hypocrisy when they cry about anons is telling. Hypocrisy is the worst trait.

      And the prof's just mad because he was not really born with that lisp, it is a choice. He wants anons to post as their in game character so he can go after your character when you call him out for hiding in highsec as a "goon",and he does it without real recourse because he's hiding behind a made up game character. If he were not such a hypocrite, he would post under his RL credentials. Anything else is just degrees of anonymity.

      He'll never be able to admit it, but how is his made up game character not a form of anonymity?

      All in or all out, quit riding the fence.

      I don't really know why he keeps up the hypocrisy of crying about anons posting, unless he really cannot see it.

      Delete
    7. have I gotten the anon's so rallied up that they foaming at the mouth to throw insults in any direction???? hey are you guys wearing your brown pants???

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    8. hey anon hyena's you cant sit on the fence and throw shit both ways geez well maybe you can XD but Prof, Lawrence Lawton has done nothing but be a wonderful conversationalist. with some really good insight! but hey I thought I was your shiteraide target. damn lines are getting fuzzy here

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    9. ok oh BTW aly did say she was going to show me the 80K alpha strike with a tornado, still haven't seen it but I have faith in her word. and well she did accept a fee of 63 million isk to get on TeamSpeak and inform me as to who was so butt hurt that they muted me in the EVE online chat channel, and well Still I have hope that her words are good and meaningful with honor.


      yup still waiting.....

      XD

      Delete
  2. Does this mean a SoundCloud coming soon?!?


    Could we please get willie cryclaw on comms next?

    I love this site!

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    Replies
    1. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
      'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
      Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
      'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
      Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
      But baby your black box is the one that I found
      I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
      Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
      So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
      I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
      She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
      She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
      There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
      'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
      Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
      Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
      Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
      I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
      Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
      And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

      Delete
    2. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
      'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
      Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
      'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
      Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
      But baby your black box is the one that I found
      I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
      Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
      So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
      I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
      She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
      She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
      There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
      'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
      Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
      Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
      Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
      I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
      Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
      And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

      Delete
    3. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
      To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
      Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
      Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
      And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
      And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
      Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
      Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
      M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
      Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
      'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
      After that I get silly like soupy sales
      Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
      A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
      With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
      I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
      Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
      Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
      'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
      You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
      But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
      Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
      Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
      And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
      Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
      It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
      I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
      It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      Regrets I've had a few
      First and foremost I'd like to mention you
      For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
      Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
      You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
      Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
      You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
      I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
      It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
      So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
      I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
      Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
      I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
      But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
      Lived in your pants
      At that junction I came to realize
      That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
      Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
      That you were not a girl you were an experiment
      'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
      (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
      You're pretty when I'm drunk
      And I'm pretty fucking drunk

      Delete
    4. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na

      Delete
  3. rudolf hess, hahahaa

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    Replies
    1. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
      'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
      Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
      'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
      Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
      But baby your black box is the one that I found
      I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
      Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
      So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
      I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
      She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
      She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
      There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
      'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
      Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
      Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
      Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
      I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
      Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
      And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

      Delete
    2. I know right when will they reference Hienrick Himmler?

      Delete
  4. SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH

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  5. William will be a strong ally in CODE Origins fight against ALT00, together with lahnius.

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    Replies
    1. holy hell

      Sometimes it's best to keep shit like that to yourself.

      Delete
    2. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
      'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
      Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
      'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
      Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
      But baby your black box is the one that I found
      I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
      Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
      So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
      I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
      She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
      She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
      There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
      'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
      Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
      Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
      Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
      I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
      Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
      And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

      Delete
    3. overmind I know where your going. why not bring me into the fold and unleash me upon all who would stand in defiance of the code! I shall spam them into a stupor sir!

      Delete
    4. That will make 3 impotent members in the corp.

      Maybe you can make a blog and seek advertising from penis enlargement companies, or even that blue pill that gives you a hard on.

      Kalynn Shardani as moderator of ag had ads like that on their low traffic page.

      Delete
    5. Was macht ein Mann
      was macht ein Mann
      der zwischen Mensch und Tier
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      was
      Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
      sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
      und dann wird er wie ein Hund
      mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein
      Tier
      Was macht die Frau
      was macht die Frau
      die zwischen Tier und Mann
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
      schreibt sich selber einen Brief
      entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
      als der Vater bei ihr schlief
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein Tier

      Delete
    6. Was macht ein Mann
      was macht ein Mann
      der zwischen Mensch und Tier
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      was
      Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
      sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
      und dann wird er wie ein Hund
      mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein
      Tier
      Was macht die Frau
      was macht die Frau
      die zwischen Tier und Mann
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
      schreibt sich selber einen Brief
      entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
      als der Vater bei ihr schlief
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein Tier

      Delete
  6. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
    'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
    Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
    'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
    Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
    But baby your black box is the one that I found
    I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
    Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
    So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
    I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
    She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
    She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
    There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
    'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
    Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
    Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
    Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
    I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
    And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

    ReplyDelete
  7. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
    'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
    Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
    'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
    Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
    But baby your black box is the one that I found
    I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
    Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
    So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
    I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
    She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
    She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
    There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
    'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
    Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
    Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
    Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
    I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
    And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

    ReplyDelete
  8. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Was macht ein Mann
      was macht ein Mann
      der zwischen Mensch und Tier
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      was
      Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
      sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
      und dann wird er wie ein Hund
      mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein
      Tier
      Was macht die Frau
      was macht die Frau
      die zwischen Tier und Mann
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
      schreibt sich selber einen Brief
      entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
      als der Vater bei ihr schlief
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein Tier

      Delete
  9. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Was macht ein Mann
      was macht ein Mann
      der zwischen Mensch und Tier
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      was
      Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
      sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
      und dann wird er wie ein Hund
      mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein
      Tier
      Was macht die Frau
      was macht die Frau
      die zwischen Tier und Mann
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
      schreibt sich selber einen Brief
      entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
      als der Vater bei ihr schlief
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein Tier

      Delete
    2. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na

      Delete
    3. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na

      Delete
  10. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Was macht ein Mann
      was macht ein Mann
      der zwischen Mensch und Tier
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      was
      Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
      sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
      und dann wird er wie ein Hund
      mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein
      Tier
      Was macht die Frau
      was macht die Frau
      die zwischen Tier und Mann
      nicht unterscheiden kann
      Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
      schreibt sich selber einen Brief
      entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
      als der Vater bei ihr schlief
      Was tust du
      Was fühlst du
      Was bist du
      doch nur ein Tier

      Delete
  11. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
  12. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
  13. One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
    And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the twelve horse ale
    After that I get silly like soupy sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I want to be
    Hey lupus is she cut, yeah for a pygmie
    Aw, what do you know, you're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    Your Buddha your Shamu your Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws
    Lived in your pants
    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl you were an experiment
    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    And I'm pretty fucking drunk

    ReplyDelete
  14. Was macht ein Mann
    was macht ein Mann
    der zwischen Mensch und Tier
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    was
    Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
    sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
    und dann wird er wie ein Hund
    mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein
    Tier
    Was macht die Frau
    was macht die Frau
    die zwischen Tier und Mann
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
    schreibt sich selber einen Brief
    entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
    als der Vater bei ihr schlief
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein Tier

    ReplyDelete
  15. Was macht ein Mann
    was macht ein Mann
    der zwischen Mensch und Tier
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    was
    Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
    sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
    und dann wird er wie ein Hund
    mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein
    Tier
    Was macht die Frau
    was macht die Frau
    die zwischen Tier und Mann
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
    schreibt sich selber einen Brief
    entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
    als der Vater bei ihr schlief
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein Tier

    ReplyDelete
  16. Was macht ein Mann
    was macht ein Mann
    der zwischen Mensch und Tier
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    was
    Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
    sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
    und dann wird er wie ein Hund
    mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein
    Tier
    Was macht die Frau
    was macht die Frau
    die zwischen Tier und Mann
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
    schreibt sich selber einen Brief
    entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
    als der Vater bei ihr schlief
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein Tier

    ReplyDelete
  17. Imagine playing a video game and believing it is real life.

    Miners be miners.


    Like drugs kids..........don't do it.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. well Yeah cause you know " drug's are bad MMMMMkay"

      Delete
    2. how have it been goins on Kaarma? good? XD you this is called small talk XD

      Delete
    3. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      NaI'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na na na, nah
      Na na nah
      Na

      Delete
  18. that was some Biblical sheeeetttttt XD

    ReplyDelete
  19. Was macht ein Mann
    was macht ein Mann
    der zwischen Mensch und Tier
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    was
    Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
    sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
    und dann wird er wie ein Hund
    mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein
    Tier
    Was macht die Frau
    was macht die Frau
    die zwischen Tier und Mann
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
    schreibt sich selber einen Brief
    entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
    als der Vater bei ihr schlief
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein Tier

    ReplyDelete
  20. Was macht ein Mann
    was macht ein Mann
    der zwischen Mensch und Tier
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    was
    Er wird zu seiner Tochter gehen
    sie ist schön und jung an Jahren
    und dann wird er wie ein Hund
    mit eigen Fleisch und Blut sich paaren
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein
    Tier
    Was macht die Frau
    was macht die Frau
    die zwischen Tier und Mann
    nicht unterscheiden kann
    Sie taucht die Feder in sein Blut
    schreibt sich selber einen Brief
    entseelte Zeilen an die Kindheit
    als der Vater bei ihr schlief
    Was tust du
    Was fühlst du
    Was bist du
    doch nur ein Tier

    ReplyDelete
  21. Hey! Hey! Hey!
    I don't like walking around this old and empty house
    So hold my hand, I'll walk with you, my dear
    The stairs creak as you sleep, it's keeping me awake
    It's the house telling you to close your eyes

    And some days I can't even dress myself
    It's killing me to see you this way

    'Cause though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Hey! Hey! Hey!

    There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back
    Well tell her that I miss our little talks
    Soon it will be over and buried with our past
    We used to play outside when we were young
    And full of life and full of love.

    Some days I don't know if I am wrong or right
    Your mind is playing tricks on you, my dear

    'Cause though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Hey!
    Don't listen to a word I say
    Hey!
    The screams all sound the same
    Hey!

    Though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Hey!
    Hey!

    You're gone, gone, gone away
    I watched you disappear
    All that's left is a ghost of you.
    Now we're torn, torn, torn apart,
    There's nothing we can do
    Just let me go we'll meet again soon
    Now wait, wait, wait for me
    Please hang around
    I'll see you when I fall asleep

    Hey!
    Don't listen to a word I say
    Hey!
    The screams all sound the same
    Hey!
    Though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Don't listen to a word I say
    Hey!
    The screams all sound the same
    Hey!

    Though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    Though the truth may vary
    This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

    ReplyDelete
  22. I can't be sure what he's saying but I'm guessing Rageclaw was triggered by:
    Kill: William Rageclaw: (Orca, 2.15b)
    and then by pod-jumping across four regions for 50 long minutes only to encounter an Imperium interdictor:
    Kill: William Rageclaw: (Capsule, 1.82b).

    Looks like EVE working as intended to me. Why whine on a highsec blog about what happens in rules-barred nullsec? It's a case of miner logic. A good pilot would have just said gf and self-destructed. I suppose this sort of thing is inevitable to the sort who would use Mining Foreman Mindlinks.

    ReplyDelete
  23. but that's the thing. that isn't what all started our little "round 2" expedition. what did it was having some people come to my twitch stream and started lobbing insults and shit to the point where I actually had to use time outs and even banning.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What a great idea!

      Delete
    2. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      Delete
  24. but hey if you think "Professor Lawrence LawtonJanuary 7, 2020 at 3:13 AM
    I can't be sure what he's saying but I'm guessing Rageclaw was triggered by:
    Kill: William Rageclaw: (Orca, 2.15b)
    and then by pod-jumping across four regions for 50 long minutes only to encounter an Imperium interdictor:
    Kill: William Rageclaw: (Capsule, 1.82b).

    Looks like EVE working as intended to me. Why whine on a highsec blog about what happens in rules-barred nullsec? It's a case of miner logic. A good pilot would have just said gf and self-destructed. I suppose this sort of thing is inevitable to the sort who would use Mining Foreman Mindlinks. " was the reason more power to you XD

    ReplyDelete
  25. see it's smart to keep it in game and don't let it spill out into real world like twitch cause then you know shit tends to follow you like this

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This handicapped miner has real interesting definitions what 'real world' and 'shit' is.
      Not that anything about his kind can surprise us, besides how quickly his spam became barely noticeable.

      Probably he just discovered Conan Exiles have bare breasts even in vanilla.

      Delete
    2. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      Delete
    3. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      Delete
  26. William Greer is an NPC like Rudolf Hess. The sphinx has spoken.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Streaming your game on twitch is not 'real world', it's advertising yourself as a celebrity, and deliberately inviting fans to come throw popcorn and empty beer bottles. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, be prepared for hecklers.

    It only becomes 'real world' when you are dumb enough to post your real-life name in a forum you are actively spamming, while literally engaged in what is in fact technically a cybercrime in violation of federal law. Yes, repeatedly spamming messages at someone, when coupled with a stated motive and manifest threat to crash or slow down the website, is in fact an actual real-world crime (even if nobody cares enough to prosecute or file a complaint or do anything other than mock you). It's the cybercrime version of a guy who put invisible ink on his face and tried to rob a bank with an unloaded water pistol.

    You are banned from this website William. Any attempt by you to access our sensitive electronic data and circumvent our rigorous security protocol is a serious criminal act on par with making a bootleg DVD of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. So long as you continue to engage in such illicit behavior, you can expect that people will google your name and consider writing you a very stern cease and desist postcard.

    ReplyDelete
  28. All rights reserved is a copyright formality indicating that the copyright holder reserves, or holds for its own use, all the rights provided by copyright law. The information contained on this website is authorized for electronic dissemination to any and all users of a distributed computer network, henceforth defined as "the internet superhighway", with the sole non-negotiable exception of one William Robert Greer, residing in Pearl River, Louisiana or a trailer park thereabouts. Violation of the copyright on this intellectual property will be vigorously defended in accordance with US law, the Buenos Aires Convention of 1910, and the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986. As always, the copyright holder reserves the right to change the terms and conditions of this non-binding licensing agreement at will, and non-licensed copies of this website must be fully removed from any non-authorized computer networks.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      Delete
    2. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      All the insides left cold and gray
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      Delete
  29. This website and any attachments are private, intended solely for the use of individuals other than William Greer. If you are not the intended recipient, you have accessed this website in error, and any use of the website is strictly prohibited under federal law. You must immediately remove all copies of the website from your computer.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Nice, quality spam! Show the miner how it's done my fellow anon!

      Delete
    2. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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    3. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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    4. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      Delete
  30. Someone link that shitters twitch so we can all enjoy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'd listen to the words he'd say
      But in his voice I heard decay
      The plastic face forced to portray
      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
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      All the insides left cold and gray
      There is a place that still remains
      It eats the fear, it eats the pain
      The sweetest price he'll have to pay
      The day the whole world went away

      [Outro]
      Na na nah
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      Delete
  31. I'd listen to the words he'd say
    But in his voice I heard decay
    The plastic face forced to portray
    All the insides left cold and gray
    There is a place that still remains
    It eats the fear, it eats the pain
    The sweetest price he'll have to pay
    The day the whole world went away

    [Outro]
    Na na nah
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    But in his voice I heard decay
    The plastic face forced to portray
    All the insides left cold and gray
    There is a place that still remains
    It eats the fear, it eats the pain
    The sweetest price he'll have to pay
    The day the whole world went away

    [Outro]
    Na na nah
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    It eats the fear, it eats the pain
    The sweetest price he'll have to pay
    The day the whole world went away

    [Outro]
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    ReplyDelete
  32. Well that story is quite entertaining, but i hope its fake lol, that poor guy^^

    ReplyDelete

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