Saturday, April 11, 2020

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #207

Get your petitions ready--it's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

You probably shouldn't have left in that "whenever you can" loophole.

And the miners wonder how we know to gank them.

Carebears have attempted a number of different strategies for persuading our Agents to stop ganking them. Some go the "you're destroying the game by ganking completely defenseless players" route.

...Others threaten retaliation...

...And some try both at once. So far, no strategy has worked. Carebears, you can't talk your way out of the Code. Comply or die.

Learning the Code is more important than learning to code.

What's with all the cloak and dagger? I know there are miners in highsec.

Uppity miner.

On occasion, a miner will go to the MinerBumping channel and deliver his tears directly to our Agents.

After all these years, there are still carebears who don't know what EVE is.

Zmade and that other guy who whined about playing since 2004 are examples of a new trend, perhaps: Instead of lying about being newbies, they boast about being long-time players. But I don't think they realize how difficult it is to sympathize with someone who's still "defenseless" after 17 years in the game.

An admission of the truth: Miners should be thanking us for ganking them.


  1. "What's with all the cloak and dagger? I know there are miners in highsec."

    Lol! It's like reasoning with toddlers, right!?! Miners sure are dumb.


  3. "Learning the Code is more important than learning to code." \o/

  4. Saw this a while back, thought it would be interesting to bookmark and check later.

    "William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 11:18 PM
    pay me 10 bil to go away. other wise you guys are stuck with me I wonder how long will it take before you guys are begging me to stop"

    How long indeed! XD

    1. Didn't that miner have a stream with about one follower, and it ended up being one of his kids or an alt or something? What a loser.

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