Monday, April 13, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 56

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years was having difficulty getting his nullsec internet off the ground. As a result, aiva struggled to keep his wallet full. But all of that financial stuff would need to take a backseat for now: War with Pandemic Horde was brewing.


According to the reports from his council, aiva felt that Pandemic Horde wasn't taking his "lanceing fleets" seriously. That would be their downfall.


As he prepared his masterstroke, aiva began theorycrafting new strategies to use against the Horde. While studying the various titans, he got an idea:


It was an entirely original idea. But was it practical? aiva submitted his proposal to the council. If there was a flaw in his plan, they'd find it.


So far, so good.


aiva was almost ready to drop the hammer on Pandemic Horde. The conflict with DeadCo was exactly the kind of opportunity he'd been waiting for.


...But there was a hiccup. The council was concerned by aiva's lack of progress in recruiting highsec miners into the Mission Ready Mining RELOADED corp.


After all this time, aiva still hadn't recruited any players into the corp. Disturbingly, aiva disappeared from the game for a few days.


Eventually he returned, though. All would be well.


By his own admission, aiva wasn't interested in politics; he was a war hero. But he couldn't help being curious.


Additional details emerged. aiva secretly hoped to replace The Mittani at some point in the future. He couldn't resist hearing more.


Like a modern-day Cincinnatus, aiva was prepared to assume complete control of the Imperium while The Mittani was consumed by the scandal. Then, once the crisis passed, aiva would happily resign and return to his normal duties.


aiva wanted a system of checks and balances--even if they were designed to restrain his own power. As the architect of the Five Crowns, aiva had plenty of experience in this area.


Even so, the situation was deadly complicated. aiva would need to call upon all of his mental powers to find a way through.

To be continued...

24 comments:

  1. Ohh my!

    I really hope the events of this videogame will inspire the miner to find some lucrative job. Everyone knows you can spare no expenses when dethroning a tyrant.

    I cheer for future Avia the First of His Name, Emperor of Gewns!

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  2. Where do you find these guys, Fighterjets?

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  3. That's what EVE needs, titans using subcaps as auxiliary thrusters...

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  4. WILLIAM GREER, PEARL RIVER

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    1. DAMMM YOUUU!!!! Lol

      Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about that tactical retard and valor stealing pedophile william 'cousin lover' greer of pearl river loseriana! ;)

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    2. Never forget shardani-greer!

      He's still lurking every day!

      Too stupid to quit.

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    3. It takes a whole village united to keep pearl river in pearl river.

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  5. "it's good to use speed, it's like armor but faster"

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  6. "William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 11:18 PM
    pay me 10 bil to go away. other wise you guys are stuck with me I wonder how long will it take before you guys are begging me to stop"


    Otherwise is one word, williethepedo, much like inbreeder, and pedophile. Both of which he's intimately familiar with. Too bad he promised not to respond to totally accurate descriptions of his pedophilia, incest, or stolen valor.

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  7. whatever happened to william, we haven't heard from him since the pearl river flood which preceded the wu flu pandemic - god's judgment on pearl river!

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    1. The cowardly shitter has resorted to commenting on old posts after everyone has moved on to the current installment.

      I mean whats he gonna do, with DNA like that?

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    2. lololol, he can't even spam correctly

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  8. MITTENS FUCKED ELISE AND SHE LIKED IT

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  9. Goddammit, Mittens, you had one job!!!
    JUST ONE GODDAMN JOB!!

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  10. For god's sake someone write a summary of what is going on. The posts about williethepedo are starting to make more sense than the story itself.

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    1. Welcome to minerbumping! All posts here are about the same thing: agents helping miners learning to play EvE.

      Aiva isn't a particularly bright student, that's why it has so many episodes.

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    2. You know what they say in the education system: "simple mind, repetitive task."

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    3. Hey retard, why don't you work on your reading comprehension skills. James has written a summary. This is the summary. You don't deserve a summary of the summary.

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  11. Coonrona virus: what you get when multiple generations of williepedoKlan spend years inbreeding and wallowing in their own filth in a trailer park down by the pearl river, loseriana! ;)

    CDC says you should wash them in fire for 20 minutes to insure sterilization

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  12. The real reason william greer of pearl river loseriana got kicked out of the military ("retired") is because he was caught molesting some kids at a halfway house type shelter that the base was running in town for the locals.
    It's fact, if you know where to look you can confirm for yourself. All his co-workers at the base knew about it, eventually. Shouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to confirm it. Only took me 2 tries.


    Plus, he's a coward, and too stupid to know when to quit, like shardani.

    Never forget shardani-greer!

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  13. It's all true. When I was 16 a friend was staying overnight, and when daddy went to kiss me goodnight my friend got very upset. Later after he left, I asked her what her problem was, and I told her that lots of girls kiss their daddy goodnight and she said yes, that lots of girls do, but those girls would not do it topless, and their dads would not be naked either! And that he was not supposed to use his tongue, no matter how sexy I looked in the crotchless panties he bought me for my 12th birthday.

    And I guess the chocolate starfish kiss was inappropriate also. But that's just my daddy, he's not shy when it comes to how much he loves his little girl! Plus, his little willie is so small it's not like he ever did any damage. I mean heck, momma lillie's was even bigger, and I could take that just fine since as long as I could remember. Government people overreact so bad sometimes, who are they to come into our trailer and tell daddy where he could and could not stick his little willie anyway!?!? Is this 'murica or wut?

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  14. Pearl River Viral starting in Pearl River, Lousyana, spread across world infect million with miner disease. You hering truth news hear first with minorbump.com

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    1. Lol williethepedoanon confuses miner with minor.

      He never denied it.

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  15. Dad, please don't post on this blog anymore, I don't think these people are your friends.

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