Tuesday, April 14, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 57

Previously, on MinerBumping... As aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years readied himself to put the final nail in Pandemic Horde's coffin, the Imperium was rocked by scandal: Someone had leaked incriminating communications between The Mittani and Elise Randolph.


Some members of aiva's council allowed themselves to get wrapped up in the details of the scandal, but aiva kept a cool head. His was, as always, focused entirely on his goal.


The Mittani/Elise scandal threatened to send things spiraling out of control. aiva had created the Five Crowns system for just such an eventuality. He only hoped it would be ready in time.


aiva had not seen the chat logs that had caused the scandal. Nor would they have changed his mind. aiva had no particular loyalty to The Mittani or Elise. His loyalty was to the Imperium--and to his mission.


Despite the chaos unfolding in the Imperium, aiva was distracted by a series of posts on MinerBumping, which he occasionally found time to read. By this point, he had read The Best Revenge, Part 34. For some reason, one comment in particular stuck in his craw:


For months, aiva winced at the insults directed his way. But he knew that the MinerBumping series served a higher purpose.


aiva set aside some time each day to mentor the members of his council. In particular, he took Kalorned under his wing.


Meanwhile, Imperium High Command was continuing to disintegrate under the weight of the scandal. aiva had always known that civil war was a possibility; that was why he'd created the Five Crowns in the first place. But he had hoped that the schism would not occur until after the Imperium had conquered all of nullsec.


aiva was determined to maintain total neutrality. But the situation was precarious.


It wasn't entirely clear how aiva could remain neutral while also preventing a civil war. The time would come when aiva would need to choose a side.


As the Imperium's chief theorycrafter, aiva decided to use his skills to help guide his council in these difficult times.


But already there were complications.


The civil war was spreading. Even members of aiva's own council were taking different sides in the conflict. If aiva didn't move quickly, he could lose everything.

To be continued...

40 comments:

  1. ELISE LIED, PEOPLE DIED

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    1. LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

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    2. HEY HEY HO HO MITTENS HAS GOT TO GO

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  2. "I'm just a fall guy, you're the brains of the operation"

    If someone ever tells you that IRL, gtfo. asap
    Just sayin.

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  3. That comments section pic, lol, Pearl River got a shout out. I wonder if pedogreer is proud

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  4. James, man, don't post the really shitty comments!

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    1. lol TRIGGERED i made members of your alliance post in the alliance blog comments LOLOLOL even the alliance leader knows my name William Greer the tank ganker and where I'm from, a trailer park in Pearl River, Louisiana

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  5. while i remain neutral doesnt mean i wont act from fighterjets

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    1. Wait wut? Is that you aiva? Do you need help? Blink 2 times for yes, or once for no.

      No no, huh? You and the council have everything under control? Good deal friend!


      Why didn't you run? Didn't you hear the train?

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  6. It's good to know he's aware of the Higher Purpose of this blog.
    Avia if you are reading this, don't give up! You are -this- close to becoming Emperror of Gewns!

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    1. "missed it by thaaaaat much"

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  7. I'll own that comment, and I don't think he's a delinquent, I think he's an idiot for not running like hell when he first discovered this blog.

    I think his I.Q. would need to jump 20 points to be a delinquent.




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  8. it's like aiva always says "appreciate what you what, be are the make you, appreciate what you dad"



    PS. Battle squirrel, you lost.

    Aiva, you're actually retarded.

    Everyone else, I love you.

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  9. EVERYONE wait, just a dammed minute!!

    Yesterday, that miner said he wanted to use the "frill" of the Avatar to push against with subcaps, presumably with propmods on (like it was a flat bulkhead instead of a round hit-box) and send it shooting across the battlefield.

    Like a giant horsecock streaking across the grid with fire shooting out from behind it's head. ;)

    I think he's trolling us...

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  10. Why does the Amarr titan look like a magic mushroom?

    And other news, ag is still failing to stop the ganks.

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    1. Muchroom? Right, like YOU never watched any barnyard porn. It looks like Mr.Ed is happy to see Connie Hines.

      Nice deflect attempt tho... ;)

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  11. Elise was taken advantage of, by someone she naively trusted and believed in. The entire PanFam community is determined to ensure that Mittard will face justice in the space court.

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    1. Ohh my! Mittens, Elsie and Aiva in The Space Court?
      Please guys, make it happen!
      History is being written here!

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  12. ok if im retard then please anser this simple puzzel how can 1avatar and 3 cruisers defeat a force consisting of 1000varius sub caps and 250capitals

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    1. Princess Aiko DanujaApril 15, 2020 at 12:16 PM

      AGENT ANVIL, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMMUNICATE USING THE TWEEPS APPROVED STANDARD ENCRYPTION PROTOCOLS OUTLINED IN YOUR QUARANTINE BUNKER. PLEASE REVIEW IMMEDIATELY THE APPROPRIATE COMMUNICATION PROTOCOLS OUTLINED FOR YOU IN THE AIRLOCK SUMMIT. REMEMBER, YOUR SECURITY DEPENDS UPON YOUR OBSCURITY.

      Reminder: Send All Relevant Contributions / Payments to Aiko Danuja. All remaining payments relating to the Director-Level Buy-In Program and/or outstanding titan purchases and/or other investments or purchase of financial services through GSF Financial must be paid in full to Aiko Danuja on a **weekly basis** in order for Director Points to continue accumulating. Financial penalties may apply for late payment. Penalties may be waived at the discretion of the Primary Broker. Offer void in Minnesota. Have a great day! -GSF Financial.

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    2. This is EXACTLY what I expected.

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    3. Plus, I want to see the battle report where an Avatar and 3 cruisers wipe out "1000varius sub caps and 250capitals"

      I mean like the real Zkill battle report, not your theory crafting, because theory crafting is just that, a theory. Without proof and a working model all you have is opinion. And you know what they say about opinions and assholes right?

      For example, pushing an avatar around with a bunch of subs, if you really understood how bump mechanics worked in game you would understand how foolish that sounds. And to understand how the game mechanics work, you need to undock and test those mechanics.

      You can't truly understand EVE from the cockpit of a highsec mining barge.

      You carebears need to learn your place in EVE, at the bottom of the food chain.

      EVE is PVP, cowardly carebears that armchair from highsec don't have an opinion.

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    4. EVERYBODY WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PART OF CODE CAN GO DRINK BLEACH AND EAT A BULLET.

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    5. Why you so mad, williethepedo?

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    6. i test all my theries and have proof how do u think i got my name lil bullet i used a lodgi figate with overprop microwarpburner pushing my shuttle!! u rlly think shuttle can go that fast when it cant even use modules or weapons or rigs or anything so i use a lodgi ship with stuff to push my shutle and my shutle is so much smaller than avatar if i can push shuttle than abviously u can push titann becoz hitbox is so much bigger than shutle and u think i dont understood eve and im retard becoz why i have lots of isk an im workin high up in the imperiem food chain right next to mittens!! and i even have my own corp for miniluv ops while helping james make stuf for blog when it slow and we dont have lots of actchun we can report when we are at war with so many allyances we cant make those detales pubic yet becoz war is secret but u woodnt kno cause u just like to come laugh at "retard idiots" instead of playin the game u prolly are spawnscrum or even wors that minor greer

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    7. The real aiva could not spell "microwarpburner", nice try fake aiva.

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    8. You cannot "push" one ship with another in any controlled manner for steering purposes. You can bump, but not like you are thinking.

      Video it or gtfo liar

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  13. I've got you now 'fighterjets', the Minmatari Death Squads are on their way.

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  14. How did you keep him from commenting here all this time? I know he did a couple times, but holy hell someone had him locked down good, and nothing like that stolen valor tactical retard and convicted pedophile william 'tank ganker' greer from pearl river loseriana.

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  15. EVERYBODY WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PART OF CODE CAN GO DRINK BLEACH AND EAT A BULLET.

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  16. EVERYBODY WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PART OF CODE CAN GO DRINK BLEACH AND EAT A BULLET.

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    1. Aw wittle baby wost a wittle mining ship.


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    2. Drink bleach you stupid fuck. you guys want to harass players out of game. Im here to give it right back. You should really be careful posting on this site when it doesn't protect your data. Love it when I trace IPs

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