Sunday, April 12, 2020

Kills of the Week

Rebellious carebears don't want to obey the Code; they don't even want to read it. "Why should I waste my time reading the Code?" they ask. But then they get introduced to the Code anyway--in the form of a gank. Having lost billions of isk, they complain that nobody ever warned them about the Code. Foolish carebears. Speaking of which, here are a few examples from the week of April 5th @ 00:00 EVEtime through April 11th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



There's something you don't see every day: Ricada Azizora lost 4.8 billion isk while hauling a bunch of stuff in a Navy Omen. You know times are tough for freighter pilots when they're forced to do their smuggling in cruisers. However, Agents like Narl' Amhar, Rungerd, Wilhelm Scylding, Astrid Tyrfing, and Votre Dieu always scan every ship. There's no place to hide in highsec.



Kat Ambramotte triple-anti-tanked her freighter, set her autopilot, and went AFK. Then, the final step: She lost her ship. We call this dance the Niarja Waltz. She was escorted to oblivion by a Catalyst fleet consisting of Agents Ashlee Rackner, Jani Rackner, Yan Rackner, Emily Rackner, Jemma Rackner, Celestia Rackner, Kirra Rackner, Zoe Rackner, Rebecca Rackner, Olivia Rackner, Charlotte Rackner, Georgia Rackner, Kimberly Rackner, Globby Rackner, Adara Gaea, eviserater Adoudel, Phoenix Rackner, Ivy Rackner, Benji Rackner, hegils, and Vladimir Puotin.



Inna Kartina knew to avoid freighter graveyards like Niarja and Uedama. But there are only so many places you can travel in highsec without passing through a 0.5 security system. And Inna discovered too late that every system in highsec is patrolled by our Agents. Every. Last. One. Agents Pazzesqo, Artem Ice, Nam Plau, Votre Dieu, Lovchi, Vollond, KaMiKaDzExD, kali laska, Alarik Maleus, and Sumail formed an efficient Talos squad and took the jump freighter down.



Blingy Deep Space Transport kills are still a thing. ugg lee kept the vulgar trend going with his 10.7 billion isk Occator. Carebears, take note: Cloak and tank and warp core strength will get you nowhere if you're AFK. Agents Vollond, Nam Plau, Rungerd, Votre Dieu, Wilhelm Scylding, Narl' Amhar, and Ingrid Scylding launched a surprise Naga fleet at the target and helped themselves to 6 billion isk worth of loot.



Bigg Country chose to conduct his own hauling operations with a Black Ops ship. Bigg's blingy Redeemer was thus reduced to carrying around the carebear's library of skillbooks. Inevitably, he found himself AFK in the Uedama system; he was drawn there as if by an irresistible magnet.

The Tax Collectors were waiting for him.

Agents Tax Collector hahaGetDunkd, Tax Collector YouGonnaCry, Tax Collector ImTheBest, Tax Collector Maximus, Tax Collector GimmeYaISK, Tax Collector Markus, Tax Collector Rika, Tax Collector Shredlord, Tax Collector Herbert, Tax Collector GetWrecked, Tax Collector NeverLoses, Tax Collector YoureTrash, Tax Collector Coronalmao, Tax Collector GoPlayWoWkid, Tax Collector hahaYourebad, Tax Collector DadPlsNo, Tax Collector ImMegaRich, Tax Collector Kelly, Tax Collector IsNumber1, Australian Excellence, and I eat RedCrayons leapt into action.

Our Agents' victory was glorious, of course. Incredibly, though, the destruction of Bigg's 4.8 billion isk ship wasn't the worst thing that happened to him that day...



In an instant, Bigg Country's pod was vaporized by Agent Australian Excellence's smartbombs. Smartbombs the surest way to gank a pod in highsec, and our Agents have good reason to ensure that they kill the pods left behind by blingy ships.


Worth 7.2 billion isk, Bigg's pod was certainly one of the fancier ones. Another Amulet set bites the dust. Ready to read the Code now?

18 comments:

  1. WILLIAM GREER PEARL RIVER

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    1. Lol, you got first that time!

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    2. I DID IT I DID IT

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    3. damn you guys are still at it? A for effort I guess

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    4. Check the comments back on grabbag 205. The pedophile william greer said we would get no more replies from him, he was going to be mature and stop.

      He's maybe the biggest hypocrite ever, and definitely the biggest shitter to come along since shardani.

      He'll never be able to stop, we own his inbred ass.

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  2. What a silly pod loss. Miners sure are dumb.

    But they are still not as stupid as that convicted kid piddler and stolen valor inbreeder william 'tactical retard' greer of pearl river loseriana!

    Daily. Always.

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  3. With love ya'all, if the recent postings of "iceaid" on c&p are the BEST code can come up with to "generate drama", maybe its time to let it die.

    Stop shitting up c&p with crap fake drama threads.
    If there's nothing else interesting to talk about besides "lol I'm a miner and I hate code. grrr I bet u won't argue back" then maybe you're just not that interesting.

    (And you do realize that putting the proper period after code (code.) Is a dead-ass tattletale that its one of your own sockpuppeting, right?)

    Christ.

    You now have my explicit permission for:
    Calm down miner
    Anonshitter
    Permit
    Miners unhuman
    Williegreer
    Shardani

    And whatever else. I grant you temporary permits to do the same repetative boring shite you've done for seven straight years.

    But get some new material.

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    1. You seem curiously engaged here for someone trying really hard not to appear engaged here ……..

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    2. i can't help but see that YOU put the period there, but does that mean you aren't a goofus? let us know when you uninstall so we can celebrate ANOTHER MINER SAVED

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    3. Williegreer is old material now? How time flies..

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    4. Lol he's a mad shitter. I bet he lost a retriever in highsec.

      Just playing the odds. If he's so bired with all the content, why is he crying here?

      Shitters gonna shit

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    5. Miners are not worth much.

      They are like sperm, millions of them and we all marvel at the ones who make it to the comments section to cry.

      You have to ask the question, was the best part of a miner left on the mattress as a brown stain?

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    6. you guys all remind me of a bunch of rabid gerbils :D damn when you don't have a fixed point to gnaw at you violently gnaw at each other.

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    7. Oh look, the convicted pedophile from pearl river can't stay away. What a shitter.

      Did you hear why he got kicked out of the military? ;)

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    8. Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

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