Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Unsettled, Part 1

According to a highsec miner, the dumbest thing you could possibly do is gank him.


Omerta Asanari invited Agent Aaaarrgg to a private conversation. Omerta's objective was to convince our Agent that he'd made a terribly foolish mistake.


Aaaarrgg was not so easily persuaded. He knew that ganking Omerta's autopiloting Manticore was a good idea. And it had been fun.


Then Omerta realized that he was speaking to a Code enforcer. There was no persuading those guys.


At that moment, the miner had the bot-aspirant's equivalent of a system crash.


Seen here, the "blue screen of death" in chat form. This is not unusual, actually. We've been seeing this sort of thing since the beginning.


Despite the miner's obvious failings, our Agent still hoped to sell him a permit. There was little that Aaaarrgg could do but sit back and wait for the miner's brain to reboot.


In fact, Omerta's entire demeanor did undergo a sudden and dramatic reset. Only time would tell whether it was a change for the better, though.


Omerta didn't want to be viewed as a victimized miner; he wanted to be seen as a victor. To hear him tell it, Omerta had gotten himself ganked on purpose!


The miner declared himself invulnerable. The mighty CODE. alliance could not affect him--or anyone else--in any way. "Why the tears, then?" one might ask. To which the newly rebooted Omerta would reply: "What tears?"


Veteran Code enforcers are accustomed to dealing with all sorts of tricks. A greedy miner will say just about anything to avoid paying for a 10 million isk permit. Aaaarrgg chose to ignore the nonsense and focus on what was important.


But Omerta was still bouncing off the walls. His latest strategy to avoid Code-compliance was to spam Discord links.


Aaaarrgg tuned out all of the noise. But then Omerta let slip something that caught our Agent's attention.


Omerta made intriguing references to a lawsuit--a mysterious lawsuit that had been covered up by members of CODE. It soon became clear that this miner possessed secrets that could change everything.

To be continued...

23 comments:

  1. Omerta Asanari, when you read this, and you will, do everyone a favor and biomass. You will never belong in EVE.
    The game, and the community, could use a lot less 'people' like you.

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    1. And a few less like you too. Now back to my AFK orca.

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    2. Afk highsec shitters are everything that's wrong with EVE. Do everyone a favor and biomass.

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    3. Get a grip Anon 5:17 PM. If EVE is so bad why not find a better game to play.

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    4. No one said EVE was so bad. L2 read. Miners are bad. If that triggers you, you're probably a highsec miner, and therefore part of the problem.

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    5. do none of you idiots read? lol last time i checked you dont use a SB to mine. you guys are blind bats.

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  2. I think we should all join his discord and say hi...

    trcJd3

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  3. Is he talking about the infamous "bonus room" recording that Riptard Smeg (internet detective) used to get players banned?

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    1. Riptard let his hype go to his head. He should have biomassed and moved on after he exposed himself as a top level shitter.

      He was a real disappointment. But I'm sure he's heard that his whole life so no biggie right...

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    2. You would need an elephant size grave to dispose of that guy. I would think using explosives like they do to clear dead whales from the beach is the best option.

      But like Shardani, his legacy still provokes laughter.

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  4. I don't think miners brains ever reboot properly.

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  5. The autistic screeching from some of these morons when they lose a cheap ship is a wonder to behold. This guy even had a pvp fit combat ship. lol

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    1. Yeah it's why they aren't posting the very first part of the convo where he said he had already considered the ship lost. That manticore survived 2 yeets into null. He was asking back to be because he didn't give a shit about it and had to shit. But your precious code will never show you the full chat logs. They have to gear the narrative that it's somebody wigging out. When in fact he was memeing him the whole time.

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  6. most intreging i wounder where this will lead imagin the research im positivly giddy with anticipation

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    1. lock down has been rather hard but yes im the shotgun shitter you guys love to hate planet side 2 any one i play nc

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    2. if you are the real aiva, you'd be using your SECRET CODE

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    3. eJLDVRm37+prTQ==#MT4lVtfDenDC9t4l7yKuGKk1OSIOWQrg0n8srWpLboCWP/LlqKqS5aFZQhmKfW+MDz+IUIf2HkTFA75t9haj1I=

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    4. WILLIAM GREER VALOR STEALING CONVICTED PEDOPHILE TACTICAL RETARD PEARL RIVER LOSERIANA!

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  7. Never forget shardani-teg-greer! Lol there's a lot of tactical retards in EVE!! And they're all ag scum!

    "Waaaaaaa, bonus room is bullying!!!"- some virtue signaling shitter.

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  8. lol are you guys morons? your posting about a 28m kill mail and the target obviously memed the fuck out of you. messaged the guy and he showed me the full conversation where he memed you for 3 hours demanding you guys paid for your mining permits in your in game chat channels. not only that you waited almost a whole month to post this. you guys are so such pussies. if you wanted him to comment on this you would have posted in when it happened. lol he tricked your newbros into targeting each other and everything. You accuse players like this of being shitters yet you heavily edit your shit so that you look like hes flipping out when infact the whole time he was making fun of you.

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