Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Over Two Trillion Thirty Billion in Shares Sold

More victories to report!

Thirtyone Organism joined the ranks of the New Order shareholders with a purchase of 1,000 shares, ensuring that we would pass the 2,029 billion isk mark. Thirtyone earned a respectable Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ and the gratitude of the good people of highsec.

Next up, a report from the Black Rise region:


Yes, let us spin that roulette wheel...

Know-Nothings becomes our latest corporate shareholder with its purchase of 231 shares. For taking us past the 2,030 billion isk mark, the corp earns a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™--a valuable asset indeed!


BONUS!

Last month saw the conclusion of MinerBumping's Forbidden Knowledge series, in which we learned that Knowledgeminer was excommunicated from Anti-Ganking due to his opposition to the "Highsec Lobby".


Sabus Narian's so-called lobby was built around the corporation he founded, which was aptly named Incompetent and Proud. We've seen many such highsec mining corps; the most alarming thing about them is how many clueless newbies they're able to yoke before they inevitably implode.


But the more people they exploit, the greater is their fall.


Such is the failure and the shame of all who would reject the Code.

7 comments:

  1. Just another day of failure in ag failure.

    Imagine employing one of them in rl.

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    1. "I want you to harm our company!"
      "Okay!"

      And the rival corporation with 10.000 employees collapses. Sounds good enough.

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    2. "I want you to harm our company!"
      "Okay!"

      You just described the entire comics industry as well as Hollyweird.

      >:)

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  2. Lewak you glorious bastard! No one will miss that highsec terrorist camp, everyone will benefit from it's destruction.

    Excellent job, Agent!

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  3. Glad that cultist Noori was sent packing, again. Highsec always wins, thanks to The Code!

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  4. WILLIAM GREER TACTICAL RETARD PEARL RIVER LOSERIANA

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