Friday, April 24, 2020

Known by the Company You Keep, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Everyone claims to want more content in EVE...


...But when Big Willies PVP Madness provided some PvP madness to a member of Silent Company, the miner started crying in local. What a hypocrite!


Kalo Kion made it known that he despised his fellow Silent Company members. Even miners don't like miners.


Silent Company has grown to over twenty thousand(!) members, but its mass-recruitment campaign has come at a cost. In addition to admitting a large quantity of toxic players and leaving them to fend for themselves, an atmosphere of paranoia has taken hold.


The miners of Silent Company generally believe that their fellow members are out to get them--thus undermining the very purpose of joining together in the first place.


After making a fool of himself in local for an extended period of time, Kalo declared that he was unflappable. Nothing that happened in EVE could bother him.

...Starting now.


As usual, Kalo's Silent Company brethren sniped at him.


As Kalo questioned the validity of highsec law, Donky-Kong sensed that the miner was working himself up for an anti-Code soliloquy.


Kalo delivered. But would anyone in local chat appreciate his impassioned speech against the Code?


Alas, the miner had only done further damage to his reputation.


In the end, Kalo couldn't even earn the respect of highsec miners. Maybe he should try ganking them instead?


The gankers who had killed Kalo's Skiff didn't stick around--they didn't need to. Give a group of miners an afternoon and they'll destroy themselves.

16 comments:

  1. Imagine crying about "oppression" in a video game...

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    1. These people are usually found championing the equity and diversity cause in rl.

      You know your failing when the strong are expelled and the weak are propelled.

      Like ag.

      Imagine shooting your own child because of your failure in a video game.

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    2. Never forget shardani-greer!

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  2. "Even miners don't like miners." Lul

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  3. All that hype about toxic players in EVE, that shit comes from highsec. I know null and low sec players can cry and bitch, WH'ers are the worst whiners, but for best salt from the most toxic players, go to highsec.

    Or Pearl River...

    It's the dammmmed carebears that have held EVE back so far. Imagine what EVE could have been without people like shardani and enChastity holding it back.

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  4. Another glorious victory for the New Order!

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  5. WILLIAM GREER STOLEN VALOR INBRED TACTICAL RETARD PEARL RIVER LOSERIANA

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  6. Huh, another barge explosion followed by a shitter implosion, in highsec. What's the odds?

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    1. All fake, never happened. Just CODE making stuff as usual.

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    2. Pull your emu face out of the sandpit dorothy.

      Zkill is fact.

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    3. Hell, even Vegas wouldn't set odds against that.

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    4. zkill seems like a fact until you know of the CCP insider who makes the facts.

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    5. You can't be that stupid. "CCP insider" lul

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  7. We need a fantasy miner meltdown league! You know minergreer would be first draft right behind lahniustheanus every season!

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